Sean Catlett:
Damn, that's in 45 minutes.
Stephen Zacharus:
Yes.
Sean Catlett:
Where the fuck were we?
Stephen Zacharus:
Um. *scrolls up* Oh, SatAM fanfiction going out of style. Which, in turn, was an extension of the "when did you first start writing fanfiction" question.
Sean Catlett:
Riiight. You know you knocked out like four of my questions by answering that one?
Stephen Zacharus:
Well sheeit. Just make up questions as you go along. It'll be more conversational.
Sean Catlett:
No kidding, this is just like a conversation we'd have except it's more rehearsed. But anyway. I can fuck up on this all I want since it's my first time. Speaking of which, what did you think of the Stats Card and the Request Letter?
Stephen Zacharus:
They were good.
Sean Catlett:
Cool...
Stephen Zacharus:
I'll fill out the Stats Card when I have time to put some thought into it. A couple of the questions are tough.
Sean Catlett:
Yeah, just do it whenever you get the chance. I know you're a busy college kid with your books and your tuitions and your sex and drugs.
Stephen Zacharus:
Most definitely. Anyway, next question?
Sean Catlett:
... Don't you tell me how to do my fucking job.....
Stephen Zacharus:
*cringes*
Sean Catlett:
... Anyway.... Next question.
Stephen Zacharus:
If you're at a loss, we can go through each significant work in my portfolio. Like "Inside the Actor's Studio" on Bravo, only... not.
Sean Catlett:
Shut up! Next question.
Stephen Zacharus:
"So, Nicole, let's talk about your decision to do The Hours and your inspiration for the role."
Sean Catlett:
I told you to shut up that's not shutting up shut up NEXT QUESTION!
Continue to Part Four
