Conster's Museum of -- MACH BARON?!?!

First of all -- the obligatory disclaimer --

This man is highly admired and respected by the web master. Really. That said, someone has to pick on him. If not me, who!

A little background on the Mach: He's a musician who plays guitar at the Salty Dog (oh ok, dammit, Mark, Hungry Dog, same thing) and an aspiring celebrity -- hence, this web site. Thought I'd give him a little more visibility. No, really.

If anyone has any naked pictures of this man PLEASE step forward! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL LOL LOL --Conster

Celebs have their own commercial pitches, here's a few of Mach's. Enjoy!

Machbaron commercials!!!

This one was so goofy looking it almost didn't need a caption. Almost. Heh.
What to do after a night of what Mach terms a night of hot sweaty monkey lovin!
And finally, our favorite bowl-echoer has this to say...

My Favorite things about MachBaron