IN THE VILLAGE OF FRED, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE VILLAGE OF BOB, THE EVIL MANDREAD CRUELLER MAKES A SECOND FATEFUL DISCOVERY TO ADD TO HIS COLLECTION OF THE GLOBE OF POWER...

Mandread Crueller finds the Sphere of Milkish Freakiness.

[Mandread Crueller's hideout.]
[Mandread mutters about Super Slow Reaction Man as he pours his cereal.]
[His bowl starts overflowing with cereal.]
[A multi-colored ball falls out into the bowl.]
[Mandread picks it up.]
Mandread: "What's this? Could it be? The Sphere of Milkish Freakiness?! I didn't think it existed."
[Mandread stands up abruptly, spilling his cereal all over the ground.]
Mandread: "I'll take it and destroy Super Slow Reaction Man!"
[Mandread starts laughing hysterically.]

Farm Lad shows Super Slow Reaction Man the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom.

[Super Slow Reaction Man's hideout.]
SSRM: "Hmm. Well, even though I don't have the Globe of Power, I can still sense a disturbance somewhere. I must call Farm Lad."
[Super Slow Reaction Man picks up a two-way radio.]
SSRM: "Farm Lad! Farm Lad! Oh, wait. That's not my phone."
[SSRM picks up styrofoam bowl.]
SSRM: "Hello? Farm Lad?"
[Farm Lad walks in eating some cereal and holding a pink volleyball.]
FL: "Yes?"
SSRM: "there you are. I sense a disturbance even though I do not have the Globe of Power. We must find the evil Mandread Crueller."
[SSRM notices Farm Lad eating cereal.]
SSRM: "Where did you get that cereal? I want some."
[Farm Lad hands Super Slow Reaction Man some cereal."
SSRM: "Thank you."
FL: "Look what I have, the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom."
[Farm Lad shows Super Slow Reaction Man the pink volleyball.]
SSRM: "It looks like a volleyball to me."
FL: "What are you talking about? It's perfectly spherical..."
SSRM: "...it's pink."
FL: "Well, I like it."
SSRM: "Okay, let's go!"
[They run off to find Mandread Crueller.]

[Mandread is looking for a place to hide the Globe of Power.]
Mandread: "Now, where should I hide the Globe of Power so that no one will ever find it?"
[Mandread finds a place to hide it.]
Mandread: "Ah-ha."
[Mandread puts the Globe of Power into the side of a wall.]
[He then put a sign over it saying THE GLOBE OF POWER IS NOT HERE.]
Mandread: "They'll never find it now. What else should I do?"
[Mandread starts to walk back to his hideout.]

Mandread makes an offer to a chaotic creature he came across named Gordo.

[Back at Mandread's hideout.]
[A strange creature named Gordo is eating Mandread's cereal.]
Mandread: "Stop eating my cereal you freak!"
[Mandread takes away the cereal.]
[Gordo makes weird noises in response.]
[Mandread gets an idea.]
Mandread: "Wait a minute. I wonder."
[Mandread gives him back the cereal.]
Mandread: "I'll give you cereal and even pay you thirty cents if you work for me. You can eat all the cereal in the world and thirty cents."
[Gordo makes some screeching sounds and accepts.]
Mandread: "You agree? Then let's go back to my Secret Fortress of Doom and Darkness."
[Mandread and Gordo walk into the Secret Fortress of Doom and Darkness.]
[A sign reading SECRET FORTRESS OF DOOM AND DARKNESS falls down.]
Mandread: "I always hate it when that stupid sign falls down."
[Mandread puts the sign back up.]

Ebay Guy makes an attempt to sell a fake Super Slow Reaction Man phone.

[Super Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad are walking down the street.]
[Someone is standing on the street holding a fake Super Slow Reaction Man phone.]
SSRM: "Hey!"
Ebay Guy: "Hey, do you want to buy this? I bought it off Ebay. It's Super Slow Reaction Man's phone."
SSRM: "I am Super Slow Reaction Man."
[Super Slow Reaction Man points to the SSRM sign on his chest.]
SSRM: "And what the heck are you doing with my phone?"
Ebay Guy: "It's mine! I bought it off Ebay for three dollars."
Farm Lad: "Three dollars?!"
SSRM: "This is Mandread Crueller's work! We must take the phone back!"
Ebay Guy: "No!"
[Ebay Guy accidentally crushes the phone.]
SSRM: "You broke our phone! I'll have to get another phone!"
Ebay Guy: "Three dollars!"
[Ebay Guy starts to run off.]
SSRM: "Get back here!"
[Super Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad chase after him.]
[After they run off into the distance, Mandread Crueller appears from behind the tree Ebay Guy was standing by.]
Mandread: "Yes! I'm selling fake copies of the Super Slow Reaction Man telephone, and everybody is buying them!"
[You see Gordo standing next to Mandread, laughing like a hyena.]
Mandread: "Soon the world will be flooded and Super Slow Reaction Man will not be able to call anyone!"

Gordo guards the Secret Fortress of Doom and Darkness viciously.

[Super Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad are walking when they find where the Globe of Power is located.]
SSRM: "Hmm. The Globe of Power, where could it be?"
[They look from the Globe of Power to the sign above that says THE GLOBE OF POWER IS NOT HERE.]
SSRM: "It is definitely not here."
FL: "Let's move on."
[They start walking again.]
FL: "It makes you wonder, though."
SSRM: "It's probably in Mandread Crueller's evil fortress of doom thingy."
FL: "Yeah, but where could that be?"
[Super Slow Reaction Man realizes that they're standing right at the entrance.]
SSRM: "I have the feeling it's right here."
[They see Gordo guarding the entrance.]
SSRM: "What is this creature?"
[Gordo lets out a screeching growl that makes Super Slow Reaction Man jump back.]
FL: "Maybe we should free it."
[Farm Lad throws the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom at Gordo.]
[Gordo screams and is now all confused.]
[Mandread appears from behind a wall in the fortress.]
Mandread: "Gordo! Get them! Get them!"
[Gordo doesn't know what's going on.]
Mandread: "Bite their hands off, Gordo!"
[Mandread now realizes that Gordo has been impaired.]
Mandread: "Gordo! Are you okay?"
Farm Lad: "We have freed him from your evil clutches!"
Mandread: "Gordo, I'll give you more jelly beans."
[Gordo jumps back into action.]
[Gordo chases after Farm Lad.]
[Farm Lad's hat falls off.]
[Gordo picks up the hat and runs back to the fortress.]
[Farm Lad chases after Gordo.]
[Gordo enters and Mandread shuts the door in Farm Lad's face.]
[After a few minutes of recovery, Farm Lad busts the door open with his head.]
[Door opens.]
[Mandread and Gordo jump out from a corner.]
SSRM & FL: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[Gordo is now wearing Farm Lad's hat.]
[They all break out fighting.]
Mandread: "Get them, Gordo! Use the hat!"
[Gordo tackles Super Slow Reaction Man, but then Farm Lad grabs the hat.]
[Mandread then attacks Farm Lad from behind, making it so he can't move.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man narrowly escapes.]

[Later.]
[Farm Lad is tied to a wall.]
[Mandread and Gordo prepare their next move.]
Mandread: "Now you will pay for your insolence."
[Gordo starts laughing.]
Mandread: "You think you're so great? Do you know what this is?"
[Mandread pulls out the Sphere of Milkish Freakiness.]
[Farm Lad gasps in fear.]
Gordo: "Puuuuurdy..."
FL: "What do you plan to do with that?!"
Mandread: "You will be my SLAVE!"
[Mandread jabs the ball into Farm Lad.]
FL: "AHHHHHH!"
[Farm Lad's scream transforms into an evil laugh.]
Mandread: "Yes! Untie him, Gordo."

Super Slow Reaction Man finds the Globe of Power once again.

[Super Slow Reaction Man stands, staring at the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom.]
SSRM: "No! I sense a disturbance in the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom. I must find Mandread Crueller now before his evil plot destroys the world."
[Super Slow Reaction Man starts walking, but then he runs into Ebay Guy again.]
[Ebay Guy is holding a basketball.]
SSRM: "Hey!"
Ebay Guy: "Do you want to buy this Semi-Spherical Egg of Freedom? I bought it from a guy that bought it off Ebay. Come on, five dollars."
SSRM: "I have the real Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom."
Ebay Guy: "No, the Egg of Freedom."
SSRM: "This is the Egg of Freedom!"
Ebay Guy: "You liar!"
[Ebay Guy knocks Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom out of Super Slow Reaction Man's hands.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man threatens to hit Ebay Guy.]
Ebay Guy: "Okay, okay. You can have it."
[Ebay Guy drops the basketball and runs off.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man retrieves the Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom.]\
SSRM: "Where could Farm Lad be?"
[You see Farm Lad running in the distance.]
SSRM: "Farm Lad! Come here!"
[Farm Lad continues to run.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man starts to chase Farm Lad.]
SSRM: "Come back! Farm Lad!"
[Farm Lad disappears.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man finds himself back at the Globe of Power.]
[The sign is now gone, so now Super Slow Reaction Man recognizes that the Globe of Power is there.]
SSRM: "The Globe of Power!"
[He picks it up and all of a sudden, music starts to play.]
SSRM: "I found it! Now I'm ready to face Mandread Crueller."
[Super Slow Reaction Man walks over to the Secret Fortress of Doom and Darkness.]
SSRM: "Crueller!"
Mandread: "You'll never get me!"
SSRM: "Yes, I will!"
Mandread: "Turn off that music!"
[It is revealed that Ebay Guy has been standing behind Super Slow Reaction Man, holding a stereo.]
[Ebay Guy runs off.]
Mandread: "Thank you... Now give me this!"
[Mandread reaches for the Globe of Power, but Super Slow Reaction Man pulls away.]
SSRM: "I won't let you have the Globe of Power!"
Mandread: "You have no Power!"
[Farm Lad appears.]
[He has his hat again.]
FL: "Take this!"
[Farm Lad throws something at Super Slow Reaction Man.]
SSRM: "Ah! Farm Lad! What have you done to Farm Lad?!"
Mandread: "Farm Lad is with me now! Now give me this!"
[Mandread latches hold of the Globe of Power.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man struggles to keep his grip.]
Mandread: "Gordo! Help me here!"
[Within seconds, everyone has a grip on the Globe of Power.]
SSRM: "Globe of Power, give me strength! Free Farm Lad!"
[An eerie glow forms around the group.]
SSRM: "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE GLOBE!"
[There is a great explosion and everyone, except Super Slow Reaction Man, is thrown back.]
SSRM: "I have the Globe! You cannot stop me!"
[Mandread gets up and pulls the Sphere of Milkish Freakiness out of his pocket.]
Mandread: "I have the Sphere of Milky... Milkish... what is it called again?"
"Milkish Freakiness."
Mandread: "Oh, Milkish Freakiness. Of course."
SSRM: "It's still no match for the Globe of Power!"
[The two balls clash.]
[The Sphere of Milkish Freakiness is knocked out of Mandread's hand and he is also sent to the ground.]
SSRM: "Yes!"
[Gordo comes in and picks up the Sphere of Milkish Freakiness."
SSRM: "Hey!"
Mandread: "Gordo!"
[Mandread and Gordo escape.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man walks over to Farm Lad's body.]
FL: "I... I... made a mistake... I'm sorry..."
SSRM: "It's okay. Don't die yet!"
[Farm Lad dies.]
[Church bells start ringing.]
SSRM: "Oh great, I have to clone him again."
"The mourning bells are ringing!"

After being turned to the dark side, Farm Lad has died... again.

[Later.]
[A torn hat remains where Farm Lad once was.]
SSRM: "Farm Lad, you're dead... again. Now I will have to clone you once again with the parking... wait, I used the trampoline last time... yes, the cloning parking meter."
[SSRM picks up the hat and walks off.]

Mandread Crueller and Gordo think together to devise another evil plan.

[Later, at the cloning parking mater.]
SSRM: "The cloning meter!"
[Super Slow Reaction Man puts the hat on top.]
SSRM: "I need a quarter..."
[Super Slow Reaction Man finds a quarter and inserts it.]
[Slowly, a cloned Farm Lad starts to form.]
SSRM: "Farm Lad! You're back!"
[Farm Lad awakes, dazed and confused.]
FL: "Huh? What happened?"
SSRM: "Mandread... no. Well, you kind of died again and Mandread did it. Yeah, Mandread did it."
FL: "All I can remember is cereal."
SSRM: "Yeah. Well, we'll have to stop him in the next episode."
"Another happy ending for the fateful duo."
[Mandread and Gordo start walking in the background, plotting more evil.]
"Another completely happy ending!"
SSRM: "We got the Globe of Power back, too."
FL: "Yeah, that's great."