FOR HIS FIRST PLOT TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE YOUTH OF THE NATION, MANDREAD HAS PLANNED TO PUT ADICTIVE TOXINS INTO CURLY'S MILK IN ORDER TO MAKE STUDENTS SNORT THE ADDICTIVE LIQUID. HIS ACTIONS CAUSE THERE TO BE A DISTURBANCE IN THE GLOBE OF POWER...

[Super Slow Reaction Man's hideout.]
SSRM: "I sense a disturbance in the Globe."
[Super Slow Reaction Man picks up Globe of Power and stares at it.]
SSRM: "I must call Farm Lad."
[Super Slow reaction Man picks up two-way radio.]
SSRM: "Hello, Farm Lad. Silly me. That's not my phone."
[Super Slow Reaction Man picks up Bop-It.]
SSRM: "Hello, Farm Lad. I need your assistance right away."
[Farm Lad jumps in wearing a flannel shirt and a straw hat.]
FL: "What is it, Super Slow Reaction Man?"
SSRM: "I sense a disturbance in the Globe. We must go to the Village of Bob."
FL: "Okay."
SSRM: "Let's go."
FL: "Alright!"
[They run off to the Village of Bob.]

[Mandread Crueller is standing in front of a school, looking for students that will snort milk]
Mandread: "Perfect, a school! Unsuspecting students. Her come some now."
[Super Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad walk towards Mandread Crueller.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man is wearing a sign that reads A PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY.]
[Farm Lad isn't wearing his hat and has a hiking stick.]
SSRM: "Hi. I'm just a perfectly normal guy."
FL: "Hello. I'm just a perfectly innocent a normal guy."
Mandread: "You want some milk?"
[Mandread holds up straw near Super Slow Reaction Mans nose.]
SSRM: "No. Look, a distraction!"
[Super Slow Reaction Man points in a random direction.]
Mandread: "Where?"
[Mandread turns and looks.]
[While Mandread isn't looking, Super Slow Reaction Man replaces his PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY sign with his SSRM sign.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man accidentally drops the PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY sign onto the ground.]
[At the same time, Farm Lad throws his cane into the bushes and puts on his straw hat.]
[Mandread turns back.]
Mandread: "Super Slow Reaction Man! Where did you come from?!"
[Everyone focuses their attention at the PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY sign on the ground.]
"Oh no! The PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY is dead! Oh, wait. The camera man is supposed to be silent."
[Mandread picks up the PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY sign and throws it at a fence.]
Mandread: "It doesn't matter about the PERFECTLY NORMAL GUY! I will defeat you!
SSRM: "You will not, for I posses the power of the Globe."
[Super Slow Reaction Man holds up the Globe of Power.]
Mandread: "Not anymore."
[Mandread snatches the Globe of Power out of Super Slow Reaction Man's hand.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man's first attack has failed.]

[A little later over by a trampoline.]
SSRM: "Our first attack has failed. He has the power of the Globe. What shall we do?"
FL: "We shall use the power of livestock!"
[Farm Lad hold up a bunch of stuffed animals.]
SSRM: "Good idea. Use the power of the livestock."
Mandread: "You'll never defeat me!"
FL: "Oh yeah? Go furry platypus thing!"
[Farm Lad throws furry platypus thing.]
[Mandread deflects it.]
FL: "Go, rabbit!"
[Farm Lad throws rabbit.]
[Mandread deflects it.]
FL: "No! Not my rabbit! My prize-winning pig, go!"
[Farm Lad throws pig.]
[Mandread deflects it.]
SSRM: "No! Our second attack has failed."

[A little later on the trampoline.]
SSRM: "We will destroy you, Mandread Crueller!"
Mandread: "You will not!"
FL: "You will die!"
Mandread: "You will first!"
[Mandread throws Milk of Madness CD at Farm Lad.]
[Direct hit.]
[Farm Lad dies, leaving only a torn straw hat to remain.]
SSRM: "Oh, no! What have you done to Farm Lad?! I will never let you get away with this!"
Mandread: "Look! The Milk of Madness CD! Yours for only $19.95."
[Super Slow Reaction Man catches Mandread off guard with a beam saber.]
[Mandread quickly recovers.]
Mandread: "You will never defeat me!"
[Mandread throws something at Super Slow Reaction Man.]
[Super Slow Reaction Man dodges it, and then swings his beam saber at Mandread and misses.]
[Mandread rams Super Slow Reaction Man]
[Fighting continues.]

"And though the fighting continued on for many, many... minutes, the world is safe, yet again, from the evil Mandread Crueller. But unfortunately, he has escaped. What will Super Slow Reaction Man do now in a time of mourning?"
[Super Slow Reaction Man picks up the torn hat and stares at it sad fully.]
SSRM: "Farm Boy..."
"Lad."
SSRM: "Farm Lad, poor Farm Lad. I knew him, I knew him well."
"Perhaps will he try to clone Farm Lad?"
SSRM: "I could clone him. Yes, clone him. Reincarnation, good as new."
[Super Slow Reaction Man walks away, in an attempt to use the cloning trampoline to clone Farm Lad.]

[At the cloning trampoline.]
[Farm Lad's almost complete clone lays in the center.]
SSRM: "The cloning process is almost complete. The cloning trampoline is almost finished. Soon he will be awaken and will be just as good as the old Farm Lad."
[Farm Lad raises his head suddenly.]
FL: "Hi!"
SSRM: "Hi, Farm Lad."
"Another wonderfully happy ending."
[Mandread is walking by in the background, thinking up another evil scheme.]
"Nothing could be better than this ending."
[Mandread starts an evil laugh.]
"Nothing at all is wrong... except that Mandread Crueller still has the Globe of Power."
[Mandread hold the Globe of Power up high and stares at it with an evil smile.]
"THE END."
SSRM: "Come on Farm Lad, let's go get..."
"I said THE END!"