no memories to have, because she didnt exist...

i dont give enough to give a fuck
*when i was little, i bit the legs of my barbie dolls
and put them in GI Joe's clothes
cause barbies are cooler when they look lie parapeleggic dykes

*im i the olny on who thinks staple removers are scary looking?

*when you ask guys dick questions, they seem to get uncomfterble


a kiss can kill.

once in a while i come up with witty little poems.
i even draw sometimes.
so if you care, stay alert