(Played By Jennifer Saunders)
Edina Monsoon is a chain smoking, bolly swigging fowl mouthed fashion victim. She is divoced and has two ex husbands, Marchall and Justin. Marshall is shorter than her and Justin is gay.
Edina has one daughter called Saffy, from her first husband Marshall. And a son named Serge. Although he his never to be seen. Apparently he has been spotted in the Arctic and in a volcano in Hawaii. He is currently in a submarine at the bottom of the Atlantic, studying plate movements!
Edina lives off the income generated by her two businesses, Monsoon PR and its TV production arm, Radical TV.
However, she spends most of the time shopping/drunk/drugged up or eating lunch at harvey nichols with her side kickPatsy , who is usually responsible for convincing Eddy that a bad idea is a good one e.g hiring two male prostitutes for the night!!!