Mother - "Just the one dear?"
Edina - "Pats used to go out with Keith Moon." Patsy - "Well sort of, I mean I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once."
Edina (to Saffy) - You should try that, rebirthing darling." Patsy - "That she was born once was enough for me."
Patsy ( about saffy)- "When you were three years old we tied you to the central reservation of the motorway." Edina - "Shut up. Just one of Patsy's funny little jokes. Anyway you were like a homing pigeon you were back within the week."
Patsy - "There's nothing macho about having an O level in maths, a floppy disc drive and a personality bypass."
Edina - Who were you with last night? Patsy - "Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at some traffic lights. Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls. "
Patsy - "The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic."
Saffy - You can't get the food shopping from Harrods. Pats - "Well of course you can, you can't expect people who live in Knitsbridge to eat out all the time."
Saff: "Mum come on, please! there's a fire in the kitchen!" Eddie- "I've just got to put something on sweetie."
Edina (about Patsy)- She's been to a clinic darling, they didn't have enough room for all the toxic waste they pumped out of her. Even Japan refused to take it."
Edina (to mother, about mothers charity shop)- "Brick-n-brack-n-nick-n-nacks and things. Any old junk taken. Why don't you trade yourself in then. "
Edina - "Not another no-smoking cab Pats, they must see you coming these days." Pats - "Bloody asthmatic cab driver!"
