Squirrels: The Spawn of All Things Evil

Squirrels: underestimated creatures. Not underesimated in a good way, mind you. This is a bad way. They are much different from their appearences and size. They are eviler then thought to be. Be wary at all times of them. You never know what might come from these beasts. Don't believe appearences. Be aware.

Why Are Squirrels Evil?

• They purposely are out to ruin our lives. Have you ever noticed, if you have a large squirrel population in your area with many nut trees, that they purposely leave most of their nut shells in your driveway or sidewalk? They are just trying to pop our tires and hurt our feet with their filthy habits. I am not pyschotic; they really are trying to hurt us.
• They have been known to cause problems. Not only do they eat and kill your plants, they also have a tendency of making their homes in attics. Once they are there, they do not want to leave either. If you are not careful, they can infest your home.
• They appear cute and harmless. This is a cause of misunderstanding. Many people think that their personality is the same as their apppearence: cute and harmless. THIS IS NOT TRUE. Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. Always be on the lookout.

Good Anti-Squirrel Websites

Home of the SDL (squirrel defamation league).
The Bushy-Tailed Rat