Mood:  irritated
Topic: Things I hate!!
1. Flies - When im walking around town, theres always a swarm of flies that hang out around the orifices in my head..

2. Pedestrians - When stopped at traffic lights or zebra crossings, the average pedestrian will take his/her time getting from one side of the road to the other and make you wait that little bit extra..

3. Winter - Even when you think its a nice day out, and decide not to wear something warm, it always ends up either raining or the wind picks up and im left shivering my arse off and get the flu..

4. Feet - Now I know alot of people have fetishes when it comes to feet, but I think they are the ugliest/smelliest things on the human body.

5. Foreigners - Especially non english speaking foreigners.. If your going to come to Australia and live amongst us, at least have the decency to learn english and speak it when you are in public.

6. Sleaze bags - Theres nothing worse than going out for a drink at the local and being harassed by dirty sleazy men. I dont know how these men EVER get laid with that approach..

7. Pimples - Just a suggestion people, if its got a white/black head, SQUEEZE IT or dont go out in public till its gone.. I dont want to see your pus when you walk past me..

8. Shopping Centers - When people see someone they know, they stop right in the middle of the walkway and start having a chat! So you have to go out of your way and walk into the oncoming shoppers and veer in and out of them..

9. Sand - The shit is so small, it takes forever to shake it out of your hair, clothes and shoes.. Just when you think its all gone, you find more in your ear, between fingers/toes and in your buttcrack..

10. Weirdos - I swear I must have "Weirdos talk to me" tattooed on my forehead or something, every time im on a train/bus, waiting in line, outside having a smoke or just having a quiet beer, some weirdo always manages to single me out and tries to have a conversation with me..

11. Screaming Kids - Since smacking your kids has been deemed "child abuse" there are more and more kids having tantrums and the parents just ignore them or say "dont do that darling". I say fuck what other people say about smacking and give them a good hard whack if theyre having a tantrum.. I dont want to hear your devil spawn being a shit because im likely to kick them up the arse myself..

12. Coffee - The absolute worst drink ever concocted.. Its like getting a handfull of dirt and mixing it in water and milk.. Granted it gives the drinker a caffine hit, but there are other drinks that are loaded with caffine aswell..

To be Continued...