Amanda: If we stopped every time you hurt yourself, we wouldn't do anything.
Adam: Heheh, you said AIDS.
Adam: Par carker.
Carmen: That's not fair! Jessica is taking a nap!
Josh: She's concentrating.
Josh: Bonerjour.
Josh: I want them to mail me some laser lettuce. Then I can make a laser BLT. Or possibly a laser taco.
Jordan: Would you like a wiener with that keener?
Josh: That snowman's nose is quite phallic.
Josh: They need a 75$ deposit and a cup of your piss [for a secured card].
Carmen: You eat a lot of gum.
Jordan: You drink a lot of Pepsi.
Jordan: I don't have any friends.
Josh: We need a string of wild profanity to wake us up in the morning.
Josh: I pity tha foo who works at Minacs!
Josh: Ants are good for you.
Shawn: He got a fart can on it.
Shawn: That's the first time I've seen that thing go up.
Shawn: You flyin' sack of no good.........I'll finish that after work.
Josh: More sex in more bathrooms!
Jess: When I grow up, I wanna be like you!
Shawn: Most women do.
Shawn: Ah-ow.
Jess: Did you get [Bawls]?
Jess: Yeah but you're normal!
Shawn: Who?
Josh: Hbul Yuhl. I think that's a Jewish holiday.
Josh: Eff dis.
Josh: That fruit soap Jordan gave you smells really strong.
Josh: Cease and destroy!
Josh: Fucking Tuberculosis.
Jess: Is that how you found out you were a boy?
Shawn: Don't write that.
Jess: I have two different arms!
Shawn: We're gonna need a measuring tape to settle this dispute once and for all.
Jess: Don't blow that shit in my face.
Jess: Did you grow up in a condom or what?
Josh: Brain not work much good without sleep.
Adam: Do I have something on my ear?
[INK!!!!!]
Josh: I wanna join the department of Capital One where you carry a baseball bat and bust peoples' knee caps to make 'em pay. I'm waiting for that department to post.
Josh: Leave Mr. Von Peebles alone! Why are you ruining everything?!
Carmen: What are they raising money for?
Jordan: Victims of the Rolling Stones concert... orphans of the Rolling Stones concert.
Josh: 'Ass' isn't 'poop'!
Adam: Why don't I put my... bum on the window?
Josh: No, that's just a human decency breach.