Annie: Donne-moi... ta crosse...
Carmen: X_X EEEEEEW!!! *ROFL*
Annie: What are you eating that?
April: Mouthfull 'a' butt cheeks!
Alissa: Our plans for world domination will not fall through THIS time!
Carmen: To Bill Gates's house!
Carmen: Note noted.
Carmen: J'veux mes batteries...
Mel: Well go get them!
Carmen: No...
Mel: Go get them from him!
Carmen: No! ... J'VEUX MES HOSTIE DE BATTERIES!
Alissa: My snot dork is outside playing in the snow with the other snot dork.
Carmen (to Alissa): We're too cool for our own good... NO. For the good of the planet!
April: He was being piggish!
Mel: The end farted on the truth! ... well it makes sense!
April: (playing Yoshi's Island) Blast! Blast you!
Carmen: Tide 'Head'...
Mel: Heh...
(This is during Carmen's 'Tuna' trip...)
Carmen: I don't like tuna anymore. We got a divorce. It was being unfaithful.
Annie: Awww. Poor baby.
Mel: Crotte de beurre...
April: I see you're enjoying my footwear.
Carmen: ... I'm sorry.
Carmen: Boredom does disgusting and hilarious things.
My sis: (about Heero) Why is he always making those noises?
Carmen: What noises?!
My sis: "Hrrrrn"...
(Carmen's note... it's a hell of a lot funnier than it sounds... trust me...)
Annie: Not to sound stupidly or nothing...
Alissa & Carmen: Damn that Bill Gates...
Annie: Il était un petit trou d'cul, il était un petit trou d'cuuuuul, qui s'avait ja-ja-jamais fait fourré, qui s'avait ja-ja-jamais fait fourré, oé oé!
Jason: What are you doing?
Carmen: Listenin' to my fave song!
Jason: What song?
Carmen: You've never heard it.
Jason: How do you know?
Carmen & Jason: It's Japanese.
Carmen: It's sexy.
Jason: How can a song be sexy?
Carmen: I don't know! It just... is!
Carmen: INJUSTICE!
Jayme: WEAKLING!
Carmen: O_O
Jayme: Have fun with his breast flaps.
Mel: Alright.
Carmen: Alright?
Mel: Alright.
Mel: The champagne gave him a boner?
Mel: Les p'tites bulles, là...
Carmen: Boner-inducing champagne... 9.95$
April: I want some beegee-poppers!
April: Did you go to the Popo Jijo parade?
Carmen: ::Carmen's mom sits at computer and somehow opens Carmen's Hotmail account:: Yaoi... Hmmmm... ::click, opens e-mail, reads:: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ::faints::
Jayme: ROFLMAO!
Mel: (about Michaelangelo, the Ninja Turtle) I used to have a crush on him when I was little...
Mel: (singing) All around the merry-go-bush, the mon-
Carmen: MERRY GO BUSH?!
Carmen: Let's see... who has pink hair? Red hair?
Mel: Serge.
Mel: Sss-no.
Carmen: Snow?!
Mel: I know.
Carmen: O_o
Alissa: (upon reading her first yaoi fic) I won't share Heero with anyone! Not even Duo!!!
Carmen: ::chop!:: Ha ha. That's my new saying.
Alissa: Chop! Ha ha. I likes it!
Mel: The Love Boat... The War and the Love Boat...
Carmen: Eew... orange juice and olives do not mix.
April: Well, no kidding! Shit green and suuuuuuuunshine yellow!
Mel: T-shirts smell good!
Mel: Écris pas ça!!!
Carmen: Smell him!
Mel: NO!
Mel: Now you're sniffing paper!
Mel: Basement... something.
Carmen: He smells like basement!
Mel: I see bastard people.
Carmen: They make me feel uncomfortable...
Mel: Bastards are looking at me... It makes me feel... uncomfortable...
Carmen: Is he violating you?
Carmen: Bumpy balogna.
Mel: Moldy.
Carmen: *L*
Mel: If ya don't use it, ya lose it.
Carmen: *ROFLMAO!!!*
(Carmen's note... Heh... "balogna"...)
Alissa: Poopy damn.
Carmen: Christophice!
Annie: Christophine!
April, Carmen & Candace: Underwear Escapade!
April: Skankasaurus...
Edz & Carmen: Chicken minute suicide!
Alissa: We are as sinister as lemonade and eee-ooo donkeys!
April: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I'll beat you against the wall, SHWACK! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I'll beat you when you fall, SHWACK SHWACK SHWACK!!!
April: Do you have nose diarrhea or something? 'Cause I had ear diarrhea before.
Annie: Eeew... Americans...
April: Motherly bitchings...
Alissa: Don't talk with your brain empty!
April & Carmen: Boif! Do you wanna be my boif? You're under arrest... for an illegal amount of boifing! Boif, boif, boif, you've got to, you've got to... BOIF IT! Boifage... Boifalicious! It's a bird... it's a plane... it's... BOIF!
(Carmen's note... boif = no meaning ^^)
Alissa: Note to self: Don't leave lunch bag velcroed to the bulletin board at school. Nothing good will come of it.
April: What's his name?
Carmen: Uhm... Israël.
April: Oh my God... I hope you're kidding. I choose you, Israël-a-chu!
Carmen: I'll be older than you by a whole number!
April: I have numbers...
Alissa: Hooray! My Wing!
Jayme: Looks like Rasid wearing a sailor scout uniform and some scottish stuff.
Carmen: Eeew! Something just grabbed my leg!!!
Alissa: It is Sponge Bob back from the grave to take his revenge!
Alissa: Dead people see me... Dead people feel me...
Carmen: What, you got burping syndrome or what?
April: El Burpadenté.
Alissa: Poo sticks.
April & Carmen: Alien fetus babies!!!
Alissa: I choose *searches room* this, uh, egg beater.
Donald-Ray: Regardes ici...
Annie: NON!
Carmen: Iced tea d'colice...
April: Red Christmas trees? Toot toot!
Annie: It takes him like, for ever... Eeeeeeeeuh...
Kid I babysat once: (making fun of Prince Chid) My fodder back?!
Annie: (making fun of kid) My boyfriend back?!
April: (singing) My boyfriend's dead and you're gonna be in trouble...
Annie: Chris Dusty...