Quoties V

Eric: If you bring someone to the mental institution in C’ton, they give you a free pair of sneakers! Nono, it’s true! The nuttier you are, the more expensive the sneakers!

(You only “get” this if you came to Carmen and Annie's school 2 years ago and if you saw the Eaton’s commercial)
Annie: Pius...
Carmen: Brown shit...

Mel: He’s a retard you wouldn’t trust with a potato gun! ... I stole that off Armageddon.

Carmen: Yeah, constipation’ll do that to ya...

Mel: Oooo... Heero...

Mel: I’m not watching anime!
Carmen: But what will we watch?!
Mel: The Simpsons.
Carmen: NO! ESCAFLOWNE!

Carmen: Don’t eat with your mouth full!

Carmen: It’ll be funnier than Mormons in checkered shirts!

Mel: Colice, rent lat-dans...

Mel: Bert the Banana!

Carmen & Mel: ... and beyond.

April: What’s the plural of ‘cactus’?
Carmen: Cactai?
April: Cactai...
Carmen: Heh...

April: Mi mi... mi mi mi... mi mi!

Annie: (pointing at Rémi) Harry the Clown...

Mel: Well, I mean... opera...

April: Briiing, briiiing! Eh-loo? Okay, bye!

April: Heh-heh, me, cousin sh-It!

Carmen: I love South Park so much, if it were a person, I’d marry it!

April: Yeah, and no one can dine for two ninety nine.

April: You know you’re a retard WHEN...

April: What’s a ‘nool par’?

Carmen: ... and Trowa was jumping around on clotheslines!

Carmen: We’re leaving at eight, eh?
April: Yeah, eh? Canadian, eh?
Carmen: -_- ;;;

(While watching ‘Girl, Interrupted’)
Carmen: (singing) Who let the dogs out?
Dog in movie: Bark! (Or ‘woof!’, whatever. A dog noise, anyway)
April: O_o
Carmen: O_o
April: Whoa...

April: Oh yes! Yah yah. Rated R, not even for parents.

April: He was like, ‘Disco Duck’, and I was like, ‘Flying leap’. I didn’t get it.

(about that fat Speedo guy commercial on MuchMusic)
April: You know what you do? You tape just that commercial, just that, on a tape, and you send it to your cousin Alissa. Just that commercial. With no note or anything. Just sign it like you usually would. Or, you send a note that says, ‘Meet my dad.’.

April: Why do you always make me pet your cat?

April: It’s not my fault my mom’s a member of the freakin’ mental clan.

April: I prefer cheese doodles...

Sylvie: Buuuuuuuutt...

Carmen: Time flies when you’re writing smut!

Carmen: Hmmm... Duo in a thong. Good thing or bad thing?
Jayme: Naughty thing.

Sylvie: It’s all Jean Chrétien’s fault...

April: Skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, I wanna BE skinny... Chicken pie!

Carmen: I like him!
April: I don’t. “I like to be 80.”

April: He should friggin’ shave his face!

Carmen: Woolay! (but then everyone else at my school started saying it, too... so I’ve lost my original rights to it...)

Frank: Comprends-tu?
Carmen: Non.
Frank: Pourquoi?

Carmen: There’s sand on that carrot...
April: That’s okay. I’ll eat it. S’good for the bowels.

Mel: How would you like to suck my balls, Bateau?

Mel: Non non, tu mets ‘my butt’!

Mel & Carmen: The time is not Gretchen.

Bateau: SHHHHH!

Carmen: Clever are we, the knights of the rectangular table!
Mel: Isn’t it rond?
Carmen: Do these desks look ‘rond’ to you?

Carmen: Your brother said ‘Look at my boobs!’?!?

Carmen: (to the Bateau [meaning 'boat'] {Bateau is a teacher}) Go... sail away, ya fool!
Mel: Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...

(Seven years ago, Carmen got one of those Kitty Kitty Kittens, and April had shown it to her then- three year old brother and told him it was a real cat)
Jordan: Why isn’t it moving?
April: ‘Cause it can’t move, Jordan! It’s a baby!

Sylvie: Mahoo!

April: Did your dad ask why I called?
Carmen: No.
April: Now I’m getting suspicious...

April: Houdini is the founder of Halloween!

Sylvie: Krusty!
Carmen: Don’t you mean ‘Rusty’?
Sylvie: ... that’s what I said.

Carmen: What? Jay Leno?!

Mel: (sarcastically) Yeah, I work with Simon Savoie for fun.

Carmen: Duo’s still wearing that pore strip!

Sylvie: Ya big snot dork!

Carmen & April: Pat Anderson’s canoe!

Mel: Y comme, pisse d’la yeule...

Mel: Peek-a-loo!

Carmen: Are you Doug-ish?
Mel: Are you?
Carmen: ... I can’t remember.

April: Burnsie... your associates are on channel six...

Rémi: WOW, tu sais qu’est-ce qu’est un Y.

April: No sissy toys.

Carmen: No cleavage at the dinner table!

Carmen: No champagne in the sex room.
Mel: O_o
Carmen: O_o

April: Fart fucker, it’s cold out here!

April: (to her dog, as we walked through the door) Where’s fat mudder?

(This was for a Mad Lib)
Carmen: Name something heavy.
April: My mother...!

April: OH MY GOD, it’s Josephina! Jesus with long hair!

April: Crotch support...

Carmen: Where the fuck/hell/damn Jesus is Pat?!

Carmen, April & Edz: Regurgimatation!

April: Sick and twisted family secrets!!!

(Spotting the notorious ‘Star Trak’, a teacher)
Eric: Beep, beep, beep, be-beep, beep, be-beep, beep... Je-vois-un-objet-non-identifié...

April: It’s ‘eh?’, not ‘ah?’!

Annie: HE bangs, sti.

April: This video is pretty good, except for the 70 thousand hands grabbing and groping him in every damn place imaginable.

April: (about the ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ video) I was just sitting there, staring at the screen. I thought it was a joke!

Carmen: Des pantaloufes!

Carmen & Sylvie: Pumpkin ass!

Sylvie: Ciboire, shaves-toi!

Annie: Y’est beau de loin... pis y’est loin d’être beau...

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