April: Oh, great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.
Carmen: Well, you're the one who wanted to watch it! I gave you two options!
April: Well... SCREAM or Sailor Moon... I'd have nightmares either way...
Carmen: (making fun of Sylvie) George Foreman this, George Foreman that...
Carmen, Candace & April: Wanna go rampaging?!
(on the phone)
April: *crunching loudly*
Carmen: What are you eating for God sakes?!
April: I can't remember...
Carmen: I can't find my ski goggles!
April: But it's the middle of September... There's no snow on the ground!
Sylvie: Luc is fat, like Cartman. From now on, I'm calling him Cartman.
Carmen: Good idea.
April: We could steal your car and go rampaging!
April: Peanut poker!
Carmen: Let's put dog shit in a Shoppers bag and light it on fire in my neighbor's cat-infested shed!
April: Okay!
*we go in the shed and light the plastic bag on fire*
Carmen: Oooo... O_o
April: It's turning green! Look, the flames are green!
Carmen: Et j'ai crié, Aline! ALINE!!!
Mel: She always has stemrrhoids...
Carmen: Uh, hemrrhoids?
Annie: (although this is a common thing to say around here) I speak english like a vache qui s'liche!
Annie: Shlabwaire!
Carmen: Shlawair Witch Project! *grin*
Carmen: The killer is probably inside your house!
April: (in a whisper) The Truman killer...
(Carmen's note... This one's pretty damn stupid compaired to the other ones... Prepare to pass judgement.)
(while sledding down a hill on a board of plywood)
April: If anyone could see us now... OH MY GOD! IT'S THE TRUMAN SHOW!!!
Annie: Shlabbit! Shlabbit!
Carmen: O_o
Annie: It's like a rabbit!
Carmen: I can imagine...
Annie: Are you Donald-Ray?
Jayme: Dup!
Carmen: What is a dood?
Annie: A dood is a piece of meat on a stick...
(On the phone)
April: (pissed) Where's all this weird fuzzy stuff coming from?!
Carmen: *L*
April: (more pissed) What are you laughing at?!
Carmen: Weeeeeell...
April: It's like... weird plastic fuzzy hairs...
(Carmen's note... it was velcro. ^_^;;;)
April: Big Bens! [...] What do you think this is, confessioning hour?! Big Ben's confessioning hour!
April: Sorry to be interrupting your 'Hey Arnold!' watchings...
Jayme: By then it'll be legal to have TWO cartoon husbands!
Carmen: AAAH!!! Trowa's naked!!! ::covers eyes:: ::peeks:: He he...
Annie: *rofl*
(Carmen's note... more questionably stupid things)
Mel & Carmen: I poop in a clam... I fart in a can...
April: It's like a BASEketball line!
April: Who was that? He was bitching into the mic, right?
Carmen: Yeah, that was him.
April: That's always fun.
Stéphane: Hostie, tu lis-tu ou tu renvoyes?
Carmen: (sung to the Spider-Man theme) Family Guy, Family Guy, na na na na na Family Guy!
Mel & Carmen: (mocking a certain someone) Jesus has a clitoris!
Annie: It's a tadpole!
Mel: -_-;;;
Carmen: -_-;;;
(Carmen's note... Anyone with half a brain can tell that was NOT a tadpole...)
Mel: Got milk?
Carmen: Shut up!
Eric: Hoh tabarnac...
Mel: Is 'blank' supposed to be a good expression or bad?
Carmen: It's one of those universal words.
Mel: Ah.
Mel: What's the Bobby voice?
(in a letter)
Mel: Bohein?
Carmen: Yeah!
(Carmen's note... I don't know what the hell this is about any more than you do.)
Carmen: My bishounen are fixing me dinner... some are even giving me a footrub!
Alissa: Boy, you really have them whipped, don't you?
Carmen: Yes, whipped... Heh... :)
Carmen: Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
Mel: O_o ... the Captain Planet fire dude...
Carmen: *L!*
Carmen: Blaargh!
(Note from me... Do I really have to explain myself at this point?!)
Carmen: Luc has big huge manboobs!
April: Burping is air. Coughing is clammers.
April: (makes deranged coughing noise) Keeeerrrh...
Carmen: Shut up!
April: Shit from da pit!
Carmen: How many times must I complain about the bangs?
April: The bang?
Carmen: Bangs. Turtle necks suck...
April: Oh.
Carmen: Turtle necks...
April: What?!
Carmen: Nothing.
Mel: Blaargh me hard!
April: Your grandmother feeds you bread and cookies?
Carmen: Yeah! She makes good homemade bread!
April: Well... either she feeds you bread and water or milk and cookies...
Carmen: AAAH! A yaoi 'fic!
Jayme: ::blushes, embarrassed:: I kinda like those...
Carmen: ::blush:: Heh... Me too...
April: The Heinz bottle car!
Annie: Donass!
Annie: Nouf nouf hardcore!
Carmen: (to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn") Chicken soup shit and I don't care!