The Listed
| Name: | Occupation: | Lists: | Death Date: |
| Yasser Arafat | PLO | Sarah | 11/11/04 |
| Leon Askin | Actor | Dave L | 6/03/05 |
| Brooke Astor | Philanthropist | Dave L | |
| Bob Barker | Game show host | Carl | |
| Hanna Berysevich | World's oldest woman | Kate | |
| Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | Kelly | |
| Osama Bin Laden | Bushwhacker | Sarah | |
| Ian Brady | Muuuurderer! | Dave S | |
| Roy Chapman | Owner | Kelly | |
| Dick Clark | Seemingly Immortal | Carl | |
| Arthur C. Clarke | Sci Fi Writer | Dave L | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Comedian | Dave S | 10/05/04 |
| Skeeter Davis | Country Singer | Dave L | 9/19/04 |
| Kirk Douglas | Spartacus | Kelly | |
| Joe Eszterhas | Multitalented in Film | Dave L | |
| Gerald Ford | Back-up Prez | Kate, Kelly, Sarah | |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Whimsical Sex Symbol/Actress | Kate, Sarah | |
| Estelle Getty | Golden Girl | Kate | |
| Billy Graham | Preacherman | Kate | |
| Ronnie Hawkins | He's in the band. | Dave L | |
| Charlton Heston | Who? | Kate | |
| Albert Hofmann | LSD creator | Dave S | |
| Saddam Hussein | In deep shit | Carl, Kelly | |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Aptly named First Lady | Kate | |
| Angelina Jolie | Actress | Carl | |
| Ashley Judd | Actress | Carl | |
| Tom Laughlin | Actor | Dave L | |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | Dave S, Kelly | |
| Jerry Lewis | Entertainer | Dave L | |
| John Mills | Actor | Dave S | 4/23/05 |
| Pervez Musharraf | Prime Minister of Pakistan | Sarah | |
| Johnny Oates | Plays the Field (literally) | Dave L | 12/24/04 |
| Seiji Ozawa | A likely choice for Carl | Carl | |
| Rosa Parks | Hardass | Kate | |
| Pope John Paul II | Hacidic Jew | Dave S, Kate, Kelly, Sarah | 4/2/05 |
| Princess Alice | A hospice's namesake | Dave S, Kelly, Sarah |
10/30/04 |
| Mickey Rooney | Very short man | Dave S, Kate | |
| J.D. Salinger | Writer/Crazy like a Fox | Sarah | |
| Max Schmeling | Boxer/Nazi poster boy | Dave L, Dave S, Kelly, Sarah | 2/4/05 |
| Richard Simmons | Sweatin' to books on tape | Carl | |
| Barbara Streisand | Entertainer | Carl | |
| Clark Terry | Jazz legend (also see Ozawa) | Carl | |
| Margaret Thatcher | Naked on a cold day | Kelly | |
| Betty White | Rose Nylond | Carl | |
| Simon Wiesenthal | Available in gift shop | Dave S | |
| Fay Wray | Actress | Sarah | 8/8/04 |
