Who said WHAT?

Get busy livin'...
Or get busy Diein'.
    -Red, Shawshanke Redemption
 
If you can't be right, be vague.
    -Not sure, but I do know I'm definitely not clever 
     enough to have come up with it myself
 
When you've eliminated all logical possibilities then 
the only answer you have left, no matter how 
unreasonable, must be the answer
     -Sherlock Holmes
 
The enlightenment of one,
Is often surpassed,
By the ignorance of many.
     -David Warner
 
"Do you believe in the Devil? You know a supreme being 
bent on the corruption and eventual destruction of man?"
"Do you think he really needs help?"
      -Calvin and Hobbes
 
A real friend is someone who has the decency 
to stab you in the front
      -author unknown
 
If ignorance is really bliss
Then you're the happiest guy in the world
      -Puny Bones QGIV
 
I have heard your prayer, I have seen your tears.
      -2 Kings 20:5
 
The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
     -George Carlin Napalm and Silly Putty
 
There's things that folks do that's nice
and things that folks do that ain't so nice
and sometimes that's all any man has a right to say.
     -Jim Casey The Grapes of Wrath
 
"Many that live deserve death. 
And some die that deserve life. 
Can you give that to them?" 
	-Gandalf to Frodo -- The Two Towers
 
If it wheren't for my horse, 
I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
        -Lewis Black
 
To not try your hardest all the time,
is a waste of the gift.
      -Steve Prefontane
 
Nice tights, does your husband run too?
     -AJ to Randy
 
You know Drew, maybe it's the drugs talking, but women 
are a lot like street cars...
they're big and they have a bell that goes cLaNg clang CLANG
    -Ryan Stiles, Drew Carey Show
 
If this is the best that the universe can do, than the 
universe aimed very low and settled for very little.
     -George Carlin, on humans and whether there is 
      inteligent life in the universe
 
If you have legs and are flamable, you are never 
blocking a fire exit!
     -Mitch Hedburg
 
"Memorize quotes.  They're useful in ending and 
winning arguments.  Then again, so are semi-
automatic weapons." 
      -Tony Detharidge
 
"Trench Coat- $100, 
Military Combat Boots- $75, 
AK-47- $500.  
The Look on Their Faces -Priceless." 
     -Jon Robarts
 
"Fate is like a caged gorilla, it will 
pelt you with dung if you mock it."
     -Warriv, Diablo II
 
“It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an 
appropriate greeting because if you entered a 
room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a 
lot of people.” 
     — Dolph Sharp 

 
"Pri, I gives a fuck Pri, Pri listen to me Pri,
You can blow up my MRE, Steal my Jeep Pri, Burn 
my radio Pri, and I will STILL send steal down 
range Pri! Pri I gives a Fuck! I will strap that 
round to my back run down range and throw that 
98 pound round at the enemy if I have to Pri. I 
will still send steal down range."
     - SSG Drill Sergeant David Rodriguez

 
I've been to heaven and I've been to hell and I still
don't know if there is a god or a devil.
     - JTHM

 
And then I fell down a hill, found twenty dollars,
and got abducted by aliens 

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