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how to catch a lion....These are very simple and can be easily applied laws to
catch a
lion.
Follow the laws to catch a lion.
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster
and will
get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion
to be in
the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything
to pass
it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out
the lion
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a
Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.
GOT FRUSTRATED ?? Now lets kill the lion... Rajnikanth Method: Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. "Kill 1 Lion, 100 Lions will Die" Ramarajan Method: Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die not withstanding that heavy weight. Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping ! Manirathnam Method (director): Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right...ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont ! Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location. Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. Rahul dravid method: Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. George bush method: Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him. Balakrishna Method: Stand in front of Lion. Lift your right leg. Beat your thigh hard with your right hand. Lion will die of Heart Attack. Chiru Method: Chiru to Lion: Arishthe, Pika kostha (Don't roar, I will chop your head).
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