*All are snoring*
*and there is a frog in the theater*
*yes, a frog*
*the frog jumps on Vena's head, thereby awaking her in a very rude manner*
Vena: *grrrrrooooaaaaan* *opens eyes* *squints* *sees frog*
frog: Ribbet?
Vena: *blinkblink*
frog: ruh-roh.
Vena: *flapping arms around* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Grenaldi: *starting* Whoa...whatwhatwhat??
Vena: GAAAAAAH!!!!!
Grenaldi: Frog??
Vena: AUGH!!
Grenaldi: Get the goddam semi plot device frog off your head?
Vena: *faints*
Grenaldi: *tsking* *dabbing Vena's forehead with a wet towel* Poor frog.
Weed: *waking up* *Yaaaaaawwwn*
Grenaldi & Vena (who suddenly woke up, knocking the towel out of Grenaldi's hands): Awwww...so CUTE!!
Weed: O.o;;
Grenaldi: *realizing something* Hey...where's Miss Chaos?
Weed: Hey...where's Jo?
Vena: Hey...where's the frog?
*There is considerable noise in the hall. All eyes turn towards the theater entrance as...*
Mercuria: *glomping Legolas*...and my Leggy-bitch says, but I don't WANNA! and I say, Bullshit!
Miss Chaos: Mwahahahahahaha!!! My Clone-Leggy-bitch says the SAME THING!!
Mercuria: *gasp* Maybe because...
Miss Choas & Mercuria: They're CLONES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All: *blinkblink*
Vena: Uhh...Miss? Who's that?
Miss Chaos: Who?
Vena: *looking over the entire troop* Well...everyone that just walked in.
Miss Chaos: Oh! Lets see...this here is Mercuria Stardust *points at blue-haired, energetically-waving woman* and this is her bitch, Legolas, *pats adorable, blond, gorgeous, limby, slender, sapphire-eyed...*
Mercuria: Arty, he's MY bitch.
Miss Chaos: Fiiine. The ELF is Legolas. The other elf is also Legolas, only not. He's MYYY bitch. He's a clone of Legolas, so he took one of Legolas's nicknames as HIS name. He's Leggy!!
*crickets chirp*
Miss Choas: *snifsnif* Be that way. You guys are only JEALOUS. *attacks Leggy*
Leggy: AUGH!!
Mercuria: O.O;; As Arty and Leggy seem to be...occupied, I'll do the intro. Sailor Moon doesn't belong to any of us, and Legolas belongs, unfortunately, to the LoTR. Grenaldi and Vena belong to Miss Chaos, as does Leggy. Is all! Let the MSTing begin!!
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The Usual disclaimer
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Mercuria: The Usual, that is. Not the usual.
Miss Chaos: *whacking her* Don't complain about this. It gets worse.
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and I whant
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Miss Chaos: Related to whap?
Mercuria: *whap* *muttering* Hipocrit.
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to thank every one who reviews my storys ,
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Miss Chaos & Mercuria: *twitchtwitch*
Vena: Including the flamers??
Grenaldi: I have a feeling this girl is a little desperate.
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and to say I try my hardest on my spelling and grammar mistakes and I think Im getting better because no one has said anything about it in a long time so thank you.
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All: MWAHAHAHA!!
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this is the third chapter of this story
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Vena as news person: ...so be expecting showers of really bad grammar and several hailstorms of evil spelling with hailstones the size of elephant asses.
Grenaldi: *eyes glazed* wow...metaphores...*shaking alive* wait, how the hell do you know what size an elephant ass is??
Vena: *grinning* Extra-large!
Grenaldi: *slapping forehead*
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and I hope you will enjoy reading it
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Mercuria: The story hasn't even been INTRODUCED yet and I don't like it.
Miss Chaos: Ohhh boy, if you think this is bad...
Mercuria: O.O;;
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as I enjoy writing it.
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Vena: How can you enjoy writing this crap?
Grenaldi: *shaking head* The horror of it all.
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A Broken Heart
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Merucuria: *opening mouth*
Miss Chaos: *shutting it* Don't--it was established a looong time ago.
Mercuria: *glower*
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Chapter 3
A New Friend
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Vena: Isn't it interesting how 'friend' without the 'r' is 'fiend'?
Grenaldi: What's with all the 'airquotes'?
Vena: *producing frying pan roughly the size of texas* Shut up. I'm trying to make a point.
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Lita was walking to Dariens apartment
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Weed: Wasn't it a hotel room a while ago?
Vena: No, it was a luuuuurve shack.
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when she felt that someone was watching her.
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Mercuria: *gasp* It's the SQUIRRELS!
Miss Chaos: *falls over*
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She scanned the area and shrugged 'Maybe its the wind
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Miss Chaos: Windy squirrels??
Mercuria: I liked you better dead.
Miss Chaos: Like this? *dies*
Mercuria: Uh-huh!
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or im more nevus than I thought I was.
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Mercuria: So the windy squirrels make her "nevus".
Miss Chaos: *shrugging* apparantly.
Mercuria: *disappointedly* You're alive.
Miss Chaos: *shrugging* apparantly.
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And who wouldn't be ,
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All: Meee!
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Im going back to the place where I lost everything
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Vena as Lita: Damn where did I put my maxi's?
Grenaldi as Darien: Hey, what are those big fluffy things? Hats?
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and I didn't want to do that but I do need to return this
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Weed: Return what??Grenaldi: We shall never know.
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so the faster you do that you will never have to go back.'
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Miss Chaos: And she was thinking this entire thing to herself??
Mercuria: The windy squirrels...she speaks telepathically to them!
Miss Chaos: Give up on the windy squirrels.
Mercuria: But they speak to her!
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Lita thought to herself .
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She cried till she could no longer cry
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Vena: While walking along a public road??
Grenaldi: And three days later...closed due to flood damage.
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and she had to stand strong
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Miss Chaos as Lita: *trips*
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because if she was with a baby
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Grenaldi: Why does she keep on sobbing because she thinks she's pregnant?? Why does she not get a test??
Vena: I have a feeling that this is a nine year old's writing.
Grenaldi: Wrong--she says she's fifteen on her ff.net profile.
Vena: And you TRUST her??
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she wanted it to have a strong mother
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Mercuria: That rules out keeping the baby.
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who would not cry and be a klutz like Serena.
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Miss Chaos: That just rules out keeping the baby more.
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Lita reached the door of Dariens apartment and heard fighting going on in there ,
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Vena: *grinning* How does she know it's FIGHTING?
Grenaldi: O.O;;
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and it sounded like it was Raye.
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Weed: What, the fight sounded like Raye?
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' Darien how could you do that to Serena you piece of trash ,
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Miss Chaos: Take out the 'you' and it means that Serena's the piece of trash.
Mercuria: But the 'you''s in there.
Miss Chaos: *gasp* Are you DEFENDING the BadFic??
Mercuria: *gaaasp* NOOOO!!!!! *attacks Miss Chaos maliciously*
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do you know how much you hurt her , but you dont care do you?' Lita heard Raye shouting.
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Vena: Didn't we already establish that fact??
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'Raye......'
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Vena as Darien: Raye......you have something stuck to your ass...it looks like a slice of pizza.
Grenaldi: *schnort*
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' Well Darien you and Lita can have the time all to eachother now
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Miss Chaos: *evil laugh*
Mercuria: *snicker*
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because she and us other scouts have
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Grenaldi as Raye: ...decided that the porn business was interesting and you weren't...
Vena: Except in those lemon fics.
Grenaldi: O.o;;
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kicked you both out
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Miss Chaos as Raye: Into the COOOOOOLD!!!
Mercuria: *achoo* >.<
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and will never join again
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Weed: Join what?
Mercuria: The Cannibal Club.
Miss Chaos: *whack* What IS it with you and your cannibals??
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and if we have to we will kick you out
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Miss Chaos: Wearing brightly colored stilettos!
Mercuria: They don't wear STILETTOS.
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and make sure you never come here again!'
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Vena as Raye: But please try to come back because otherwise we would have wasted all the money we spent installing that nuclear thingimajigger to blast you to another time zone as soon as one skin cell of yours sets foot on our yard!
Grenaldi: Er...right! Exactly what she said!
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And before Lita could move Raye
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Mercuria: Karate-chopped her into a billion pieces and swept the fragments into a dustbin and threw her away.
Miss Chaos: O.o;;
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jerked the door opean
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Vena: Ocean!
Grenaldi: That was random.
Vena: *pointing* No--look!
Grenaldi: Ohhhh...
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and said ' Please enjoy your lives together , because as long as you stay here your lives will he like hell.'
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All: O.O
Grenaldi: Whoa.
Vena: Yikes.
Weed: he?!
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and Raye pushed
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Mercuria: --all of them off a conveniantly placed cliff and stalked off.
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by Lita and walked off.
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Mercuria: Close enough.
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Lita looked at Darien Darien
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Weed: Is that like a nickname?
Miss Chaos: If so, I'll need one of those handy air sickness bags.
Weed: *backing away*
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looked at Lita and then Darien said ,
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Vena as Darien: Lita, the pizza is still stuck to your ass.
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'Lita We need to talk.'
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Mercuria: *under her breath* Egotistic buttheads.
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and Lita followed Darien into the room .
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Vena: Kinky!
Grenaldi: *mumbling* What a slut.
Vena: EXCUSE ME??
Grenaldi: *holding up her hands* No! I meant Lita!
Vena: *puts down antique silver cutlery set* Oh.
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'Darien how are we going to get through this?' She asked.'
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Weed: Random quotation mark.
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'Before I answer your Question
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Grenaldi & Vena: EGOTISTIC BUTTHEADS!!!
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I found this cat starring at me
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Mercuria: *glassy-eyed* Ooh...stars...
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after you left and has not let me out of its sight and I was wondering if you knew why?'
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Vena: *sarcastic as a sarcastic person on sarcastic pills* Right, and Lita's really going to know why a cat was 'starring' at him, and that's just a ton more important than Lita's question.
Grenaldi: But remember Darien's theory on pimpettes?
Vena: Right. Use 'em and dump 'em out a window with his clothes on.
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'Im sorry Darien I do not know
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Mercuria: If I were her I would say, "No, bastard, why the hell would I know why a fucking cat was 'starring' at you??
Miss Chaos: *wince* Little children.
Mercuria: *gape* You don't have a warning up??
Miss Chaos: Nope. Which means--
Mercuria: Damn.
Miss Chaos: *wince*
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why did you ask Luna or Artemis?'
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Weed: He DIDN'T.
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'No Not yet I thought I would ask you first.'
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All: *pbth*
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Then Darien sat down
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Vena: On Lita and she was squished to death and thus endeth the story.
Grenaldi: You're gonna need serious therapy after this.
Vena: Great. You will too.
Grenaldi: *glomp* Fun! We can go together!]
Vena: ^.^;;
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beside Lita. 'And I dont know what we are going to do , I dont even know how this happend.'
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Mercuria: *throwing tomatoes at the screen* Man, these people are in serious denial.
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Darien said flatly. 'Well do you know how this happend
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Miss Chaos: *pulling out large chunks of green hair* GAAAH!!!!!
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then because if anyone thinks that this is funny
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All: *whistling innocently*
Weed: Not that anyone mentioned anything of the sort
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they will get the living day lights beat out of them.'
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Vena: Riiiight.
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Said Lita .
'Calm down ,
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All: *coughhipocritcough*
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Lets see, maybe you should move in here
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Vena as Darien, thinking: Stupid slut.
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I got a spare bed room
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Miss Chaos: He bought a spare room??
Mercuria: Wow. *jealous* I want a spare room too!
Miss Chaos: *patpat* Sure, dear.
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and if you are pregnet
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Vena: FUCK this girl can't SPELL!
Grenaldi: I think she has yet to learn the facts of life.
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I can look after you and
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Miss Chaos: Will take advantage of your stupidity and your being prone to alchohol abuse.
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I will even marry you,'
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Vena: And if she isn't...?
Grenaldi: Well, she'll probably just stay in his house. I mean, like she probably doesn't want to pay rent or anything, so it's all for the best.
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Darien said. taking Litas hand.
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Mercuria: O.o;;
Miss Chaos: He TOOK her hand??
Mercuria: I guess so.
Weed: FRAGMENTS AHOY!!
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'No Darien you should marry for love
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Vena: Or sex.
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and I know you dont love me , we are just friends
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Miss Chaos: Suuuuuuuure...
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and it will stay that way.'
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Weed: And what's she gonna do about it?
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Said Lita not takeing her hand out of Dariens
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Grenaldi: But didn't she just...
Vena: Let it go.
Grenaldi: Fiiiine.
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but leaving it there a moment of a feeling of someone really caring for her.
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Miss Chaos: My left eye is twitching like mad.
Mercuria: Strange: My left toe is twitching like mad.
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'Lita I cant help it I want
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Miss Chaos: *singing*--to, licklicklicklick you from your head to your to--
Mercuria: I never should have started singing that song in the hall, should I.
Miss Chaos: All your fault.
Mercuria: Damn you! But still...^.^;;
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the best for you now , and Raye mean what she says and I fear for your
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Vena: Sanity.
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life.' Darien said. 'Darien you are missing one thing ,
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Weed as Darien: What is that, bitch?
Grenaldi as Lita: A dick. So I can't be pregnant!
Weed as Darien: Last I checked, it was still there. But I think there's something else missing.
Grenaldi as Lita: Your brain.
Weed as Darien: Correct.
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I am Stronger than them .'
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All: MEH!!
Miss Chaos: Sounds like some sort of goddam cheesy Star Wars thing gone wrong.
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'Your not stronger agents
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Vena: Whaaa??
Grenaldi: Like she's some sort of chemical cleaning agent.
Vena: Are you sure? She's too dirty to be a chemical cleaning agent. *rimshot* XD
Grenaldi: -.-;;
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all of them put together. and I wont let you take the risk.'
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Mercuria: Not like she's taken enough risks already.
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Lita looked in Darien's eyes and knew
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Weed: --that he was really just a psycho rapist/serial killer.
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she had no choice but to go along with him, She had a small fear
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Miss Chaos: As opposed to a really, really big fear?
Mercuria: *hugging legolas to a strangling point* A cute, fluffy, adorable, blond fear!
Miss Chaos: *sitting on Leggy* And how is that relevant?
Legolas and Leggy: *eugh*
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that the scouts would really come after her and make her
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Mercuria: --into cannibal soup!
Miss Chaos: You and your dumb cannibals.
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life horrible like it was before she came here and when she goes back to the school
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All: O.O
Vena: HOLD UP!!
Grenaldi: How fucking old is this girl??
Miss Chaos: Like 16, right?
Mercuria: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
Weed: Wow. And she's already PREGNANT?
Mercuria: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
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most people wont leave her alown because
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Weed: --her rep as a slut would have become very popular amongst the jocks.
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the news will travel and she wont have anyone to talk to.
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Miss Chaos: Unless she learns to talk while fucking jocks.
Mercuria: Sickness.
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'OK how will I get all my stuff over here then?'
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Vena: MECHANICAL FORK!!!!
Grenaldi: RrrrrrRrrrrrRrrrrr.....
Vena: Are you trying to sound like a mechanical fork?
Grenaldi: ^.^ *nodnod*
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Asked Lika After Darien convinced her to stay at his house.
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Mercuria: Huge shock.
Miss Chaos: *snoooore*
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After Lita got her stuff into Darien's Penthouse she suddenly felt very weak , so she
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Weed: --fell into Darien's arms and snored like a bull with a cold.
Vena as Darien: Ew!! *drops Lita*
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went into her room to take a nap. Darien walked through the door and figured that Lita was taking a nap
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Mercuria: *sarcastic as hell* Nooo, when you walk in on someone who's lying completely still except for the occaisional rumbling of reverberating snot, they really can't be sleeping.
Miss Chaos: *hopeful* She could be dead!
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she took at lot of naps lately and when she was awake Darien
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Vena: --and she--
Grenaldi: *warning* Vena...
Vena: *innocent* eh...heh heh heh...
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couldn't help but fall in love with her.
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Weed: And how did that happen?
Vena: *wiggling eyebrows* love potion #9.
Weed: O.o;;
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suddenly the cat that Darien found jumped onto the table and
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Miss Chaos: --coughed up a hairball, hurling it at Darien's face, resulting in Darien being knocked out and the fic ENDED yay!!!
Mercuria: Er...Nope.
Miss Chaos: Shoot.
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said ' Prince Darien you and Princess Lita are in grave danger you must leave this country ,
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Vena as narrarator: And saying thus, the cat punted them into another time zone, then left, laughing maniacally.
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I am Princess Lita's guardian cat Lightning , And
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Mercuria: --since she hasn't been giving me daily offerings, I'm here to bite off her head.
Miss Chaos: Cannibal cat!
Mercuria: Not quite.
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please if you stay here you might be killed.' Lighting said . Darien stood there shocked
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Vena: Suprise, suprise.
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to hear that cat talk and
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Weed: --cough and hack and blow bits in his face.
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sense he was already used to it
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Mercuria: Ehhh??
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and knew when these cats gave a worning
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Miss Chaos: Look! turn the 'w' upside down and it's a 'm'! Morning!
Mercuria: Hey, Arty, can i have some of that stuff you're on?
Miss Chaos: *chipper* Sure! *begins to fish around bag*
Mercuria: O.O;; I was just kidding...
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you better take it or you have to take the consequences.
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Vena: *shaking her head* she can't spell most of the words in the english language, yet she can spell 'consequences'.
Grenaldi: Strange...
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'Lita we have to move , come on wake up.'
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Weed: But "sadly", the "poor" girl was dead.
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Darien said very worriedly shaking Lita.
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Miss Chaos: And Lita said, "Gawd you're so annoying!" and with that, bit off Darien's nose.
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'What is it Darien.?' She asked.
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Mercuria: I'm not that docile in the morning.
Miss Chaos: No kidding.
Mercuria: Wait, how do you know??
Miss Chaos: *shrugging* I dunno. Just figured you're that kind of person.
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'We have to move now I got news that we are in very seriouse trouble
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Vena: And that's news??
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and we have to move.
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Grenaldi: Saying that, Darien stood up and sat on a chair opposite Lita.
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I got us plain tickets
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Weed: Not complicated tickets, mind you.
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to California so hurry up , I already packed your bags too.'
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Miss Chaos as Darien: --and I found your wonderbra so now I know your secret! Mwahahaha!!!
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Darien said in a rush and he and Lita got their bags and cat carrier and got into Darien's car and spead off to the air port.
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Mercuria: *shudder*
Miss Chaos: poor, poor Merc. Permanent damage, I'm afraid.
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*At Serena's house*
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Weed: You're sure it's not a luuuuurve shack?
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'I cant believe he did that to me , I swear if they have a baby
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Miss Chaos: DAMN there she goes AGAIN jumping to FRICKING conclusions!!
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Ill kill it
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All: O.O;;
Mercuria: Oh...my...goddess...
Miss Chaos: *faint*
Vena: *holding frog* Grenny-poo, stand back.
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he is my prince
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Grenaldi: Whoa a little obsessive, maybe?
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and we are going to rule together
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Grenaldi: Make that really obsessive.
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if I have to die trying
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Mercuria: Then baby plus Serena equals 2 deaths.
Miss Chaos: *reviving* But I like babies! Babies are incredibly special!
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to get him back from that bitch.'
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Vena: Then what?
Grenaldi: I don't think you want to know.
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'Serena , what are you doing you are supposed to clean your room or there will be no dessert for you young lady.'
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Weed: *gasp* Gods forbid!
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Serenity yelled to Serena who was thinking angry thoughts about how
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Vena: --me no speak English.
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Darien and Lita betrayed her.
'Ok mom im going im going.' She called back and she started to clean her room.
In no time she was done and thought '
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Mercuria as Serena, thinking: damn, I thought I got rid of those stupid squirrel carcasses a while ago. Why the hell did Darien give them to me anyway?
Miss Chaos as Darien, packing up squirrel carcasses to give to Serena: Hehehe...
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Man if I get angry everytime I have to clean my room things could change and got ready to go to school tomorrow and give Lita her pay back.
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Mercuria: Uhhh what?
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But somehow it didn't feel right hating her ex-best friend ,
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Miss Chaos: I dunno: it works for me!
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it was almost like she sensed that they were in danger.
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Weed: Right, and that's relevant how?
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But what kind of Danger?
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Vena: ATTACK OF THE EEEEEVIL STUFFED ANIMALS!!!!
Grenaldi: Yeah! What she said!
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Serena shrugged and went to sleep to do the task that laid out before her the nexed day only to find that Lita and Darien would not be there.
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Grenaldi: I think that was the only sentence that semi-made sense.
Vena: Only semi.
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**********************************************8
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Weed: Why is there an 8 at the end?
Mercuria: Just because the author decided that it's always nice and pretty to have an 8 at the end of a line of stars.
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Well what do you think of this chapter?
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*Various gagging noises heard throughout theater*
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I worked on making the page a bit longer so you have more to read like you all like.
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Mercuria: Man, talk about an egotist!
Miss Chaos: I know. *gag*
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well Im tired and
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Weed as Jupiter Girl: --I think I'm dying so--*dies*
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my back is starting to hurt so I think I will stop now.
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All: YAY!!!!!
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Ja Ne , Jupiter Girl
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Grenaldi: Ja Ne to you too.
Vena: Shit...we still have a ton of chapters to go.
All: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!