Miss Chaos: Well, here we are again, brave looking-forwarders who--
Weed: HAVE BEEN SAVAGELY ATTACKED WITH VARIOUS BLUNT OBJECTS TO MST THIS STUPID--*continues to rant for a while*
Miss Chaos: *blink* Riiiight...close enough. *shrug* hey, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. I thought that I should explain something. Grenaldi is one of my muses, and Vena is my other muse. Easy enough. Also, I don’t own Sailor Moon (no duh), because I’ve got my hands full taking care of these here muses’ taxes and food bills, no to mention housing bills. *glare* Get a job!
Grenaldi: *grumpy* This IS our job.
Vena: Uh-huh...and we don’t get paid for it!
Miss Chaos: *snarl* Then GET a job AFTER this MST is DONE!!!
Grenaldi & Vena: *’ulp* Fair enough.
Miss Chaos: *cheerfully* Well, now that THAT’S been dealt with, on with the BadFic tearing!
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OK the usual disclaimer , I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON , thank
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Jo: Enter deity name here.
Reggie: Honestly, then maybe Sailor Moon would just be a troop of porn stars.
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you and have a nice day.Well here goes the first chapter and I hope you
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Weed: Shrivel up from over-exposure of BadFic.
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like it. on to the story
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Vena: Be brave, women! Go forth and prove yourselves--
Grenaldi: To be a bunch of idiots.
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and please enjoy yourself with this story and a bowl of popcorn.^-^
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Reggie: Is it just me, or does it sound like she wants us to masturbate to this story with a bowl of popcorn??
Miss Chaos: *shaking head sadly* Unfortunately, it’s not you.
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A Broken Heart
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Mary Sue: Poor thing.
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Chapter 1
"Mom , Im going to go see what Darien is up to."
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Vena: *devious look*
Grenaldi: *giggle*
Miss Chaos: O.O;;
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Serena yelled to her mother who was working in the kitchen. "Ok sweet heart please be back soon you have to clean your room before you go to the mall with your friends."
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Jo: Okay...both of those run-on sentences needed punctuation.
Weed as Serena: But Mom, then I’ll have to move the squirrel carcasses!
Reggie: And the preservation fluids!
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"Mom do I have to ?"
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Reggie as Serena: No, honestly Mom, they make such nice room fresheners!
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" Yes or do not bother to leave that door all day today."
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Vena: But she WANTS to, therefore making it not a bother to go out the door.
Grenaldi: How else would she get out?
Vena: *wisely* The toilet.
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Serenas momSerenity Said .
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Miss Chaos: Isn’t Serena’s name Serenity in the Moon Kingdom?
Reggie: Apparantly she’s her own mother.
Jo: She’s obviously cloned herself.
Mary Sue: *in wonder* Wow, how does she do that?
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"Ok , Fine ill do it , bye!" And Serena ran from the room in a hurry.
*At Darien's apartment penthouse
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Vena: Doesn’t she need an extra star at the end?
Grenaldi: She ran out. Cheap porn.
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' What happened ,
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Jo: Thus commenceth the horror.
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I dont remember yesterday night at all ,
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Miss Chaos: Oh, and that’s what I always think of first thing in the morning when I wake up.
Mary Sue: That’s what I do.
Miss Chaos: *growl*
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maybe ill sleep a little more.' Darien thought , but when he turned over his arm hit something or someone else.
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Reggie: This is getting obvious.
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'WHAT?!?!"
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All except Mary Sue: DON’T YELL AT ME!!!
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Darien opened his eyes and saw one of his best friends , Lita Kino sleeping naked in his bed.
Slowly he got out of the bed and went into the bathroom to think about this and too take a shower before he panicked.
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Grenaldi as Darien: Yoga breathing...don’t panic even though I have the memory of swiss cheese and had sex with my friend while we were drunk as cows who’ve eaten apples.
Vena: Apples?
Grenaldi: Yep, they make cows drunk.
Vena: *sympathetic pat*
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Suddenly he heard a door shut and Darien hurried and raped a towle
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All: O.O
Grenaldi, Vena, Miss Chaos: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Reggie, Jo, Weed: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Mary Sue: *huffed up* Ohh no! The poor girl is being cheated on!
All but MS: >.<
Vena: I would say, “Oh poor TOWEL!”
Grenaldi: REALLY! It’s been violated and there’s no sympathy for it! Poor, poor towel.
Vena: *snicker* or more like, “poor, poor towle.”
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around himself and went back to the bed room .
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Reggie: Bed room...making it a room for beds?
Weed: That’s the actual meaning, though. A room for bed.
Jo: ...and sex.
Weed + Reggie: ^.^;; ehhh...
Jo: So uncorrupted. *shaking head*
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There he saw Lita looking very shocked and confused and Serena looking aloso confused and very , very angry.
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Vena: Very, very?
Grenaldi: Not just very?
Vena: *hitting her over the head* Didn’t you hear me?? VERY VERY!
Grenaldi: *hits her over the head* and “aloso” confused.
Vena: hear hear.
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"Serena its not what you think ........"
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Jo: You mean this thing thinks TOO??
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Darien started. " Dont even start Darien ,
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Mary Sue: But the author spent so much time thinking up the second “start”! This is unfair!
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why couldn't you tell me that you were sleeping with Lita ?!
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Vena: Maybe...because he didn’t want to face this bitch fest?
Grenaldi: *recovering balance* Remember, he didn’t mean to have sex with her?
Vena: You make too much sense. *falls over sitting down*
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I dont want to see your face , Or yours Lita , in all of my life how could you do this?!"
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Weed as Lita: It’s not like I wanna see your ugly face again EITHER!
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Cried Serena and she ran out of the room crying.
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Reggie: The double verb strikes again.
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Lita looked at Darien and blushed. " Do you know how I got here and why im
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Miss Chaos: --holding your severed arm in my mouth?
Jo, Reggie, Weed: O.O
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in the same bed room as you are naked ,
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Miss Chaos: *eyes twitching* no...question...mark...
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God please say we didn't......" Lita looked at the sheets and there she saw blood on them .
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Reggie: Miss, you were right about the severed limbs.
Miss Chaos: *pale* I was hoping I wouldn’t be.
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Darien saw the blood too and just stood there shocked plain as day.
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Vena: How do you be shocked “plain as day”?
Grenaldi: Yeah, isn’t it a clich--phrase used to describe something obvious?
Vena: And he’s not trying to hide that he’s shocked...
Miss Chaos: *whacking both* Don’t try to make sense out of BadFic--it can be dangerous for the brain.
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" Oh God NO.......!" And then Lita started to cry .
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Mary Sue: WAAAAH!!! *snif* Poor thing!
Jo: *muttering* crybaby.
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"LIta please dont cry everything is going to be ok." Darien said trying to calm Lita down but with no success.
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Miss Chaos: Like he ever HAS success.
Vena: *snicker* He doesn’t here, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t ELSEWHERE.
Grenaldi: *giggle*
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"Every thing ok , no its not ok because you just took my virginity
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Everyone but MS: BAUGH!!!
MS: WHAT??
Vena: Another one of Darien’s success stories.
Grenaldi: *schnort*
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yesterday and Serena found out what ever we did
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Jo: DENIAL!!!!
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and I dont even remember what we did!
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Weed: But if she doesn’t know what they did, why is it a problem??
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So no Darien nothings ok."
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Grenaldi: plural?
Vena: Yes.
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She said in a fury while looking for her cloths.
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Weed: Ohh so she’s wearing a loin cloth!
Jo: But why is she so upset about being naked?
Weed: *solemn* The mysteries of life.
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"Your right Lita ,
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Vena as Lita: MYYYYY right!!!!
Grenaldi as Darien: OKAAAAY i didn’t want your right in the FIRST place!
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here we can look for your cloths
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Grenaldi: The loincloth strikes again!
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later take some of mine and I think that its best if you just go home for now."
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Jo: *turning red* Oh, a one-night stand, eh??
Weed: breeeathe...
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Darien said handing Lita some pants and a shirt. Lita nodded and took them and headed to the bath room.
After Lita got out she said , "Darien what are we going to do now?" "I think it is best if we didnt talk to eachother for a while. "
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Grenaldi: Ouch.
Vena as Darien: Yep, get them drunk, get them in bed, get their best friend to throw a bitch fest, give them some clothes and give them the boot!
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" He said looking at the floor. he got dressed himself when Lita was in the bathroom so he was dressed. Lita nodded and walked to the door.
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Miss Chaos: Why is she being so DOCILE??
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"Lita , I dont think we used protection
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Vena: *health-teacher-esque* Now children, what is the best form of sexual protection?
Grenaldi as random kid: Karate!!!
Vena: -.-;;
but if you are pregnet will you tell me if you are or not?"
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Jo: But if she isn’t “pregnet” will she tell you if she is or not?
Weed: @@;;
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Darien asked. "Yes Darien I will , I should go now." And Lita walked out the door and to her apartment sadly.
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Ohh cliff hanger,
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Grenaldi as Lita: GET ME OFF THIS CLIFF!!!
Vena as Darien: *nudging toe* Heeheeheehee...
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hehe , well I will try to get the nexed chapter out soon
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Weed: Nixed! As in like cursed and unlucky?
Jo: Of course.
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, I hope , Im also working on my other ones , but im kinda at a point where I might wont
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All: GAAAH!!!!!
Miss Chaos: *slumps over, groaning*
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post another one for another week or so. PLease review and tell me what you think so far.
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All: BOOOOO!!!!
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Ja Ne , Jupiter Girl
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Miss Chaos: *reviving* *gasp* Whatever will happen next? *grin* Stay tuned, folks! More MSTing fun next time!