Two suspicious-looking women in black trenchcoats are talking head to head in a dark alley. They straighten up, nod their heads and run in opposite directions, effectively running into the alley walls. They run the other way, the *supposedly* correct way.
5 minutes later, the women are back, dragging 3 unconcious women and an equally unconcious man to the original dark alley. They knock on a conveniantly placed door, and the the door opens. They are pulled inside, and in the rough and tumble of it, drop the people. A woman with shockingly green hair jumps out, breaks a high heel, and drags the people inside, slamming the door behind her as she curses.
Inside...
Woman with Green Hair: Listen up, y’all. I’ve found a BadFic.
Two Suspicious-Looking Women: NOOOO!!!!
WwGH: fricking shut up. I’m not happy about it either. I’ve gotta get qualified, so i have to watch it with you.
Suspicious-Looking Woman #1: Miss Chaos...
WwGH (Miss Chaos): What.
SLW #1: *gulp* nuttin.
Miss Chaos: Good. Get out there and tear up that BadFic!
SLW #2: *grouchily* you have to go TOO.
Miss Chaos: shut up.
*all three get up, Miss Chaos trips over one of the women*
Miss Chaos: DAMMIT!!!! *regaining composure* Wake them up.
SLW: *grumbling to each other* yes, Miss Chaos.
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In the theater...
SLW #1: Your Chaoticness...
Miss Chaos: what is it now, Grenaldi?
SLW #1: I was thinking...we do have 7 MSTers, including us.
Miss Chaos: *evil grin* I have a plan for the extras...
*4 other people shift unconfortably in their seats*
Man: Reggie...
Woman #2(Reggie): Huh?
Man: we’re MSTing a BadFic.
Woman #3: *gasp* you’re KIDDING.
Woman #1: *filing nails* chill out. *glancing at Woman #3* What’s your name, girly?
Woman #3: *snittily* Mary Sue.
Man, Women #2, #3: BAUGH!!
Woman #2: I’m Reggie.
Woman #1: I’m Jo.
Man: I’m Joe.
Jo: *glaring* pick another name, buster.
Man: O.O;; ehh...
Jo: Weed. Good enough.
Theater Voice: Let the MST begin!
Everyone: ohhhh shit.

Author: Jupiter Girl
MS: *innocently* a Jupiter fangirl?
Miss Chaos: *muttering* make no comment...make no comment...refrain from using sledgehammer...make no comment...

A Broken Heart
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Reggie: Now THAT’S a cardiac problemo.

OK I got thise idea
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Weed: to torture innocent people plucked off the road.
Jo: an idea?? You mean this thing THINKS??
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and for all you Serena and Darien fans who like to see them paired up you might not like this fic. And please dont flam me
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Grenaldi: ...But FLAMING is ok, right?
SLW #2 (Vena): Of course, dear.
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I got it when I was thinking and singing a stupid sone at the same time.
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Reggie: Sone...? A drug? *looks up* A SINGING drug?? *shudder*
Jo: Wait...it can not only think, it can sing too?
Miss Chaos: It’s battery-powered. I know it.
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BUt I will try to make this work out as fast as I can. I DONT
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Vena: know how to-
Grenaldi: spell, and don’t blame me ‘cause I-
Vena: just started second grade for the eighth time.
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own Sailor Moon and wont im just borrowing them for this fic but I do own this fic and u cant sue me for that.
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Jo: *grinning* Says who?
MS: me. And I’m perfect so you can’t con-con-contr-contradi-dict! *looking puzzled* What...?
*Miss Chaos whistles quietly*
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Well lets get this fic on.
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Reggie: *batting eyes* Let’s get it on...
Weed: *double-take*
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A Broken Heart
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Reggie: Damn it all. Didn’t anyone hear me say...ehh I give up.
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Prologue
OK , I have a problume right now
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Vena: --So that means that if we leave it alone for a while it won’t be a problem anymore right?
Grenaldi: *patpat* I think not.
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that I think you could help me with.
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Jo: Actually...no.
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But you need to hear what happend in the first place .
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Miss Chaos: *banging head on chair* why oh why oh why oh why--
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My name is Lita Kino and every one thinks that I swoon over every guy that passes by me ,
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MS: No WAY I can TOTALLY relate!! But with me, they swoon back.
Miss Chaos: *FIST OF DEATH NEEDS RESTRAINING!!*
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but it is not like that .
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Reggie: Oh really.
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But I guess it doesnt matter now because all my friends hat me
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Grenaldi: hat?
Vena: Don’t even start.
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for something they thought I did but I dont remember doing
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Weed: *takes a breath and lifts hand to point something out*
Jo: No, honey, there’s more to the sentence.
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and a friend and I have to pay the consoquences
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Vena: At least there are no consequences.
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that we have now .
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MS: What do you have now?
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Well it started on a Saterday morning.............
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Jo: The eighth day of the week.
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Ok I had to make it interesting so far
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everyone but MS: *schnort*
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and im still working on what Chapter one is actually going to happen so stay tuned please.
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Jo: Not for my life.
MS: of course! I love this fic!
Jo: *intense glare*
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Ja Ne, Jupiter Girl
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Weed: *stretching* Well, that’s the end of th--
*an invisible force pulls him back down*
*Miss Chaos whistles softly*