A man with a tooth ache goes to the dentist and is told that he needs the tooth pulled. The dentist then begins giving the man choices in pain management. The first choice was novocane, but the patient, having had previous side effects from the drug, declines. The second choice is laughing gas, but after having told his life story to complete strangers while under the influence, the patient again declines. The "last choice", said the dentist "was Viagra." "Viagra????", askes the patient, "how's that supposed to help"? The dentist replies, "It won't do anything for pain, but at least you'll have something to hold on to".
