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This bartendar was having a rough night. In walks three women; a brunette, a red head and a blonde. The brunette asks for a "GAT". "A GAT?", askes the bartender. "Hello," says to the brunette, " Gin and Tonic, Sheesh". The bartender makes her the drink. The red head asks for a "MGD". Met with a look of confusion from the barkeep, the red head says, "C'mon.. A Miller Geniun Draft". Of course, thinks the man. Lastly, the blonde asks for a "15". Trying to do his best to decipher her code, he finally says, "Give me a break...there is no such drink". The blonde looks at him so seriously, and says, "a 7 & 7 !!!!! Duhhhhhhhh!".
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. "he won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson to his wife. "Watch this." "Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began. "Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day." "In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"
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