'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.' -Sharon Stone

'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.' -Robert De Niro

Why is it everytime you find someone you're meant to be with, untold complications arise?

God works in mysterious, inconvinient, and blatantly cruel ways...

A coward gets scared and quits. A hero gets scared, but still goes on.

'Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.'

'Good artists borrow; great ones steal' -Picasso

'God's watching me do number two? Great. Now I'm a sinner and God's a perv.' -Chris Griffin (family guy)