Are you violent, or just creative with weapons?

I got this quiz from Insanepirate297, thanks!

Code for this test has been adapted from the "Inner Dragon Quiz"

Feel free to take it from me as long as you link to me

You're walking along-just minding your own buisness-when someone nearly hits you in the head with a rock!
Gah! I'm under attack! *Dons earmuffs, bullet proof armour and an entire outer coating of bubble wrap*
Missed me! You'll have to try harder! *flies away on Evil Flying donut of Doom*
I'll get you for that! *rumages around in handbag for a weapon*
That was a mistake. *pulls out gun*

After you deal with the whole rock/head situation, you eat a refreshing snack of:
Doughnuts, Bagels, and creme cheese. Mwaha-ha-ha-ha!
Candy Bars, hey, I always carry them! You never know when you'll have to bribe people!
Coffee and sugar, hey, I need to keep my manic edge!

*B movie/bad acting horror type voice* Oh, no?! Aliens. They will eat your brain?
Boo-Yah!Eat cows, alien scum!
*lots of gunfire, explosions, etc.* Not if I can help it! *evil cackle*
My minions shall stop you! *summons asparaminions*
I know there's something in here! *rumages around in handbag*

The aliens enslave humanity and chain you to an evil time-wasting machine. (computer)...oh, least you have:
A computer.
A doughnut.
My handbag.
A hidden machine gun.