What pointless thing are you?

I got this quiz from Insanepirate297, thanks!

Code for this test has been adapted from the "Inner Dragon Quiz"

Feel free to take it from me as long as you link to me

Your job is to...
Warn people about how dangerous you are.
Entertain dozens
Ramble on and on for hours about nothing.
Keep secrets.

Rate your pointlessness.

Describe your self.
Yellow and black...the colors of danger.
Really, Really Big.
Long....extremly so.


Are you real?
Depends on your definition.
No...I'm virtual.
Yes...I mean..NO! I mean...it's a secret.

Last question, so make it count! Does anyone know you exist?
Only a few people.
A lot of people do.
Not many...
I hope not.