Here's a simple list of names:
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Want your name here? Just submit a quote, idea or improvement. If I like it, I'll use it, and you'll have your name here.
A Non has contributed an entry to the pointless laws, which can be found at the very bottom of the page ^^
Meow, the ninja, AKA Flaming Gazebo donated 1 quote:
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Cheeseon (My annoyingly cheesy rival in the Asparagus Wars) donated 1 quote:
'Get fed up with someone, get fed up with everyone, become
depressed, become angry, become insane, take over the world.'
Crack-Hamster told Antman who told ME 1 quote
"I want to be hated for who I am rather than be loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
And Antman donated 1 quote he made up:
"Mankind is plagued by a desire to constantly over-water their plants."-Antman
PSOCB donated 1 LTE guest rant
asparagus007 donated 1 quote:
Money can't buy happines but asparagus sure can.
AES: donated 2 quote:
"You defile the good name of poo with your worthlessness!"
"The God of Beans was created as an advanced lifeform in a
Brazilian laboratory... You smell a conspiracy here!?
harleyrider_75: donated 2 quote
There is no personal problem a high amount of explosive can't solve.
The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said "If
you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying
for things lately, that should more than make up the difference."
torn_apart_by_life: donated 2 quotes
School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks.
and
Stand in everyone's view acting pretty normal for about 3 minutes. Then start twitching suddenly, subtle at first. Then go into extreme "convulsions". As your "convulsions" get worse and worse, knock stuff over and tackle an old woman. Finally grab a banana and attempt to rob the store of all it's air.
p_of_m_m: donated 1 quote.
If you walk to the point of no return, then turn around and take one step, does that mean whoever named it lied?
crazy girl kelso: donated 2 quotes.
Chickens worship
onion rings.
Eat cows, alien scum!
Galaxy: donated 1 quote.
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
wingblade7: donated 1 quote.
I want a nice, tall, frosty glass of ketchup...
beauhannah352: donated 1 quote.
When life throws a lemon, throw a watermelon back.
football_chick_2002: donated 1 quote.
Stay fit, eat right, die anyway.
Rose_Talon
The devil said, "Kill them!". The angel said, "With something fluffy."
Emma the Cow donated 2 quotes:
Pink is like, a whole new shade of black!
I'm the koala with koala-ity
"Meg" has inspired many a longest text ever rant, and has helped pick quiz topics...and stuff...
"The Czar of Europe" has contributed numeous quotes, most of which are absolutly pointless.
And most of all: you, the potentially non-existant reader. Without you, or your little friends, I would have long given up on this site.