Special Event: Stand in everyone's view acting pretty normal for about 3 minutes. Then start twitching suddenly, subtle at first. Then go into extreme "convulsions". As your "convulsions" get worse and worse, knock stuff over and tackle an old woman. Finally grab a banana and attempt to rob the store of all it's air.
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978)