HOW TO
RELIEVE BOREDOM!
Created
by Chaz.
- Try
to lick your elbow
- Set
a record for how long you can hold your arm up in the air
- Throw
helpless innocent bugs in a spider wed and watch the spider wrap them up in
silk
- Terrorize
ant hills and pretend aliens are invading the humans and taking over the
world
- Pick
your nails
- Keep
spraying peppermint breath spray in your mouth until the spray bottle is
empty
- Collect
ants, set them loose in your house, then try to find them
- Love
on a cute Chihuahua
- Shoot
people on the TV with a dart gun
- Call
up your friends or if they call pretend to be someone else
- Ask
for someone and when they come tell them you don’t know what they’re
talking about
- Sink
a fly in alcohol
- Set
a leaf on fire with a magnify glass and the sun
- See
how long you can keep your mouth open
- Take
a nap
- Try
to stop from blinking
- Say
a word aloud and then try not to think of it
- Try
to invent a brand new color
- Vacuum
your porch
- Make
up a new card game
- Read
a list like this
- Act
like you’re living in a movie (play music if it helps)
- Do
5 pushups, wait a minute, then do 10 pushups, wait another minute, do 15
more pushups. Continue this pattern
- Make
laps running inside your house
- Pray
to God for him to give you something to do
- Swing
on a swing set with your eyes closed. (Make sure no little kids are running
around)
- Invent
a better government than the one in America
- Plan
a strategic route in order to take over the world
- Write
down all the reasons you’re bored and burn it. Then write down all the
reasons why you’re happy, burn it. Then right down all the reasons why
you’re sad, because you burned all the reasons why you’re happy away.
- Buy
a romance novel and tell your best friend how great of a book it is and
insist that he/she should read it. Then burn the one you have… for no
reason…
- Draw
on people’s faces in magazines
- Throw
a ball at your dog and act like you’re catching a Pokemon
- Listen
to a classical song and try to make a story to go along with it
- Look
for UFO’s in broad daylight
- Look
at a bright light then close your eyes. Do you see dots? Act like you’re
shooting people as you blink
- Make
a new language
- Play
monopoly or chess by yourself and see how good you get
- Blow
bubbles and try to eat them
- Try
to kill a fly with the skinny part of the flyswatter (you can pretend it’s
Star Wars if you like)
- Make
a funny hairstyle with your hair
- Imitate
a movie character and dress up as them
- Memorize
all of your friends’ phone numbers
- Try
to catch a bird in your backyard (can’t count pigeons)
- Sing
along to the Bohemian Rhapsody
- Put
a straight line of tape on your floor, spin around in 30 circles, now try to
walk straight on the line
- Try
to forget what 2 + 2 equals
- Read
the dictionary and tell your best friend about all the people you met in the
book
- Go
to your neighbor’s house, knock on the door, and then run away. (Make sure
you know their home so you don’t look like a fool)
- Debate
in your head that blue, red, and yellow does not create the color brown
- Mow
your grass with scissors
- Put
sugar-water in the soil of one of your house plants and see if it kills it,
or makes it grow
- Run
around a supermarket and collect trash on the ground in your hand and act
like, “Oh man! This is so cooool!” and if someone looks at you
strangely, tell him/her, “One man’s trash is another man’s
treasure!”
- Remove
a “wet floor” sign from the floor of a Wal-mart or something. Then watch
the people slip and laugh at them. (Don’t laugh at an old lady, and if the
floor isn’t wet, the custodians would just think you’re doing them a
favor)
- Take
a bubble bath and pretend the water is making your skin ooze.
- Relax
and do nothing for a change
- Train
your pet goldfish to swim through a hoop
- Drive
around your neighborhood and if you see a car you like say, “That’s my
car!”
- Take
all the CD’s in your sister’s room that you hate and use them as
coasters. Make sure you use them, sensitive side on top, so your sister
doesn’t know what CD it is. Plus, it will ruin the CD more.
- Fill
up glasses of water and set them on your dining room table. Beside them put
a sign that say, “Complimentary Waters.”
- Watch
the Wizard of Oz and laugh at the special effects
- Wash
your face and see if your bored look goes away
- Brush
your teeth and see if your mouth feels cleaner or if your breath smells
better
- Write
down all the type of bugs you think you’d find in your house and give each
one a matter of points so when you go around your house and look for bugs
you can keep a score. You’re better off doing this with another
individual; otherwise it’s pointless
- Wait
till nighttime and moon everyone outside the window of your house. Don’t
do this if you live in Ghettosville or you’ll never sit again
- Watch
a movie over and over again until you just break out laughing
- If
you’re in a public bathroom taking a poo, wait till someone comes in and
then talk to your poo
- Spray
bug repellant on mating bugs and see them separate from each other all the
sudden
- Imagine
you had a million bucks
- Sell
CD’s that supposedly are burned copies but aren’t. If the customers come
back and tell you there’s nothing on it, tell them, “What are you going
to do? Sue me?” In the meanwhile you can buy new CD’s with the money and
repeat the process. Make sure your identity is unknown to the customers.
It’s very tough. Suppose doing it on vacation.
- Cover
your ears rapidly over and over again in a very loud place. It sounds like
you’re in the Twilight Zone