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HOW TO RELIEVE BOREDOM!

Created by Chaz.

  1. Try to lick your elbow
  2. Set a record for how long you can hold your arm up in the air
  3. Throw helpless innocent bugs in a spider wed and watch the spider wrap them up in silk
  4. Terrorize ant hills and pretend aliens are invading the humans and taking over the world
  5. Pick your nails
  6. Keep spraying peppermint breath spray in your mouth until the spray bottle is empty
  7. Collect ants, set them loose in your house, then try to find them
  8. Love on a cute Chihuahua
  9. Shoot people on the TV with a dart gun
  10. Call up your friends or if they call pretend to be someone else
  11. Ask for someone and when they come tell them you don’t know what they’re talking about
  12. Sink a fly in alcohol
  13. Set a leaf on fire with a magnify glass and the sun
  14. See how long you can keep your mouth open
  15. Take a nap
  16. Try to stop from blinking
  17. Say a word aloud and then try not to think of it         
  18. Try to invent a brand new color
  19. Vacuum your porch
  20. Make up a new card game
  21. Read a list like this
  22. Act like you’re living in a movie (play music if it helps)
  23. Do 5 pushups, wait a minute, then do 10 pushups, wait another minute, do 15 more pushups. Continue this pattern
  24. Make laps running inside your house
  25. Pray to God for him to give you something to do
  26. Swing on a swing set with your eyes closed. (Make sure no little kids are running around)
  27. Invent a better government than the one in America
  28. Plan a strategic route in order to take over the world
  29. Write down all the reasons you’re bored and burn it. Then write down all the reasons why you’re happy, burn it. Then right down all the reasons why you’re sad, because you burned all the reasons why you’re happy away.
  30. Buy a romance novel and tell your best friend how great of a book it is and insist that he/she should read it. Then burn the one you have… for no reason…
  31. Draw on people’s faces in magazines
  32. Throw a ball at your dog and act like you’re catching a Pokemon
  33. Listen to a classical song and try to make a story to go along with it
  34. Look for UFO’s in broad daylight
  35. Look at a bright light then close your eyes. Do you see dots? Act like you’re shooting people as you blink
  36. Make a new language
  37. Play monopoly or chess by yourself and see how good you get
  38. Blow bubbles and try to eat them
  39. Try to kill a fly with the skinny part of the flyswatter (you can pretend it’s Star Wars if you like)
  40. Make a funny hairstyle with your hair
  41. Imitate a movie character and dress up as them
  42. Memorize all of your friends’ phone numbers
  43. Try to catch a bird in your backyard (can’t count pigeons)
  44. Sing along to the Bohemian Rhapsody
  45. Put a straight line of tape on your floor, spin around in 30 circles, now try to walk straight on the line
  46. Try to forget what 2 + 2 equals
  47. Read the dictionary and tell your best friend about all the people you met in the book
  48. Go to your neighbor’s house, knock on the door, and then run away. (Make sure you know their home so you don’t look like a fool)
  49. Debate in your head that blue, red, and yellow does not create the color brown
  50. Mow your grass with scissors
  51. Put sugar-water in the soil of one of your house plants and see if it kills it, or makes it grow
  52. Run around a supermarket and collect trash on the ground in your hand and act like, “Oh man! This is so cooool!” and if someone looks at you strangely, tell him/her, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure!”
  53. Remove a “wet floor” sign from the floor of a Wal-mart or something. Then watch the people slip and laugh at them. (Don’t laugh at an old lady, and if the floor isn’t wet, the custodians would just think you’re doing them a favor)
  54. Take a bubble bath and pretend the water is making your skin ooze.
  55. Relax and do nothing for a change
  56. Train your pet goldfish to swim through a hoop
  57. Drive around your neighborhood and if you see a car you like say, “That’s my car!”
  58. Take all the CD’s in your sister’s room that you hate and use them as coasters. Make sure you use them, sensitive side on top, so your sister doesn’t know what CD it is. Plus, it will ruin the CD more.
  59. Fill up glasses of water and set them on your dining room table. Beside them put a sign that say, “Complimentary Waters.”
  60. Watch the Wizard of Oz and laugh at the special effects
  61. Wash your face and see if your bored look goes away
  62. Brush your teeth and see if your mouth feels cleaner or if your breath smells better
  63. Write down all the type of bugs you think you’d find in your house and give each one a matter of points so when you go around your house and look for bugs you can keep a score. You’re better off doing this with another individual; otherwise it’s pointless
  64. Wait till nighttime and moon everyone outside the window of your house. Don’t do this if you live in Ghettosville or you’ll never sit again
  65. Watch a movie over and over again until you just break out laughing
  66. If you’re in a public bathroom taking a poo, wait till someone comes in and then talk to your poo
  67. Spray bug repellant on mating bugs and see them separate from each other all the sudden
  68. Imagine you had a million bucks
  69. Sell CD’s that supposedly are burned copies but aren’t. If the customers come back and tell you there’s nothing on it, tell them, “What are you going to do? Sue me?” In the meanwhile you can buy new CD’s with the money and repeat the process. Make sure your identity is unknown to the customers. It’s very tough. Suppose doing it on vacation.
  70. Cover your ears rapidly over and over again in a very loud place. It sounds like you’re in the Twilight Zone