You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you,but you're going to turn your back on it. I'm sorry that we're not at the age where we can get married. If we were, I'd propose, but that's not going to happen. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on, but you... you're going to have to live with yourself knowing you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite.

"Its funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out"

"Respect is EARNED NOT GIVEN"

"Even Samurai have teddy bears and even teddy bears get drunk!"

"If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava forget 'em because man... they're gone."

"Make like a tree... and get the FUCK out"

"People in glass houses sink ships"

"Dont cross the road if you cant get out of the kitchen"

"I'd rather fail at something I love, then succeed at something I hate."

"A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces ' I’m looking for the man who shot my paw' "

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now"

“I classify the world into two types of people: Those that are my friends and those that I don’t know. I have no enemies…”

“People get mad. I don’t understand it… I don’t agree with it… but I certainly don’t get angry at them for it.”

“ Rangr23: U know what? Never leave your shoes in a cold place for 2 months and then decide to put them on.”

“ Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.”

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

“ Put your trust in the lord, because your ass belongs to me.”

“If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on. “

Say what you want about me i wont say anything about you all the bad things you may do i will pay you with good things.

"IM not as dumb as you think i am, i've learned a thing or two. I don't care about nothing at all, but i think the world of you"

Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat

"Choose and Act"

"What is the screen on which light and dark cast their shapes and shadows? Where is the ground on which stands good and evil?"

"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives"

"Love feels no burden,
thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it is not straitened;
though alarmed, it is not confounded..."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason."

(A Friend's love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."

True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there.")

"Love in it's truest form has no language or words, it just has a thousand and one actions we all wish we could describe."

"A bell is not a bell
until someone rings it,
a song is not a song
until someone sings it.

Love wasn't put
in the heart to stay,
for love isn't love
'til you give it away."

"what are you?"
"I am me, what are you?"