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X-Men Christmas Carols

#1-Joy to the World (to the rythm of Joy to the World)
Joy to the world,
Toad had bathed,
he lost a bet to Blob
He said that he could date Wanda,
But she hurt him really bad
He was so sad, poor little Todd.
Oh well, at least now the house doesn't reek.
For once it smells desent
Give praise to God.

#2.Jean Rings Bells(to the rythm of Jingle Gells)
Jean Rings Bells
Jean Rings Bells
For the Christmas Pageant.
This is getting Rogue annoyed
She wants to rip her head off.

Jean Rings Bells
Jean Rings Bells
What a Joyful sound
Finally it's the only thing for which she only needs talent.

#3.Cyclops the Red Eyed Reindeer(to the rythm of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Cyclops the Red Eyed Mutant
Had a really shiny wink.
And if you made fun of him
The last thing you would see is red.

All of the high school jocks
Used to laugh and call him
They'd never let poor Summers
Join in any football games.

Then one dark and foggy night
There was a football game
Duncan and his buds were beating up Todd
But Scott came in and won the fight

Then how Toad thanked him
But Summers really didn't care
Because all that he saw
Was Jean going with Duncan.

#4.Oh Meanie Wolverine (to the rythm of Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Wolverine
Oh Wolverine
Why are you so strict with us?

Oh Wolverine
Oh Wolverine
Why can't you see it's Christmas?

Instead of drinking egg nogg,
We're doing push ups in the fog,

I wonder if Santa can see
That you're being a Meanie.

#5.(Finally) Silent Night(to the rythm of Silent Night)
Silent night,
Holy night,
Xavier's finally got some peace.
The house is usually full of screaming kids
Running around and playing tricks.
Why can't it always be this way?
Why can't it be this way?

#6. I saw Kurt kissing Bobby Drake (to the rythm of I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
I saw Kurt kissing Bobby Drake
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
It was an accident
He was really trying to kiss Kitty
You should have seen their faces after that.

#7. The 12 days of Christmas (to the rythm of the twelve days of christmas)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A toad hanging from a tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members,
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight New Recruits
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Storm Lightning Bolts
Eight New Recruits
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten mutants called the X-Men
Nine Storm Lightning Bolts
Eight New Recruits
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Rogue Stolen Powers,
Ten mutants called the X-Men
Nine Storm Lightning Bolts
Eight New Recruits
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens,
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve little Jamies,
Eleven Rogue Stolen Powers,
Ten mutants called the X-Men
Nine Storm Lightning Bolts
Eight New Recruits
Seven of Evan's Spikes,
Six Wolverine Claws.
Five crimefighting sirens,
Four Naughty Brotherhood teens,
Three Fighting mutant family members.
Two long lost mutant brothers,
And a toad hanging from a tree.

And a toad hanging from a tree.

#8. X-Jet Ride (to the rythm of Sleigh Ride)
Just hear those X-Jet engines zooming through the night,
Those meddling kids are so gonna get busted tonight.
Inside the cockpit Lance and Kitty try to stop them,
Let's see if those kids will finally listen to them.

Get up, Come out, Come on let's go
We're gonna be toast
Wait until Logan and Xavier find out.

Come on you guys why are you such wimps?
We're having some fun
Nothing's gonna happen to us, and you'll see that I won't be wrong.

Oh man, you don't know how wrong Bobby actually was
Here come these military jets that try to bomb them
Narrowlly Kitty saves the day and falls into Lance's arms
They smile at each other and have a brief romantic time,

Finally they arrive at the X-Mansion
Ha ha, I knew those kids were gonna be grounded
Kitty kisses Lance on the cheek and finds out it wasn't that bad
Lance goes back to the brotherhood and remembers the good times they had.