NEWS: Saturday, Septemeber 21, 2002 -- We are now open for business!
Article 1: The World Wrestling Federation has re-opened
Despite court orders the WWF has decided to reopen its doors. The WWF board decided that it was time to take back what was right fully there's! The decided to take it to court. The courts never said that they could or could not open there doors. All they said was the The World Wildlife Fund could get on there case about it.
WWF Chairman, Vince McMahon, decided that it was time to disobey the government and let his stars be STARS. His father made the company, and he was going to run it! The WWE was not fitting...The WWF always would feel right! By: Keith Elliot Greenburg.
Article 2: Why Do Shane & Stephanie McMahon have Power?
Jonathon Coachman had a sitdown with the Chairman of the WWF Vince McMahon to answer this queastion:
Coach: Vince..First of all how do you feel about the WWF reopening?
Vince: I feel great. This is what the Fans wanted...so...This is what the fans got.
Coach: That great. Now onto the important queastion. After what Shane & Stephanie did to you prior to the Fed changing names why would you rehire them. And give them POWER.
Vince: Well you know, I feel that everbody needs a second chance. Shane & Stephanie only wanted power, and Stephanie is easily purswaded! Shane decided to buy WCW and he then proceeded to get Stephanie to buy ECW. She did! I decided to give them power because thats al they wanted.
Coach: Well some of the fans might not like that...
Vince: personally...I don't care. I try to give the fans what the want. I decided to give Stephanie the CEO positon because...Well...Linda sucked at it!
Coach: Why is shane the Commishioner?
Vince: Well..I saw the match's that he made as Chairman of WCW, and personally i loved them. I feel that he will suit this federation well as the commisioner!
Coach: Thank You for your time Mr. McMahon.
Vince: Keep up the good work Jonathon.
Article 3: Will The Rock Make A Rocky Debut?
The Rock has been top talent in the Wrestleing organization since the day that he started. He has won title after title. Should the fans expect rocky to debut big or small?
We here at the WWF hope that rocky will make a big and powerful debut. He is one of our top roleplayers. He has held almost every title. We have talked to him, but have not officilay sighned him with us. There are rumours of him going back to pro football.
As of now we are unsure of what is happening with the rock. Stay tuned to our shows to see what happens? Will Rock sighn a contract?
Or will the rock play football?
By:
Brian Soloman
