THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL BY THE HEART BREAK KID ISSUE 1
HEY FELLOW WWF ROLEPLAYER ! THIS MY NEW WEEKLY COLUMN KIND OF LIKE THE
REAL WWE'S ROSS REPORT BUT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. BASICALLY IM GOING TO GO
IN DETAIL TO WHATS GOING DOWN IN THE E-FED.THINGS LIKE STORYLINE
DEVELOPMENTS , WHO THE CHAMPIONS ARE , DIVAS , WHAT HAPPENED ON RAW AND
SMACKDOWN , WHATS HAPPENING AT NO MERCY, WHO'S HOT AND WHO'S NOT,WHATS IN
AND WHATS OUT.
WELL WHAT ABOUT RAW !!! I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AWESOME CARD A GOOD MIX OF
MATCHES ASWELL APPEALING TELEVISION.WE GAVE THEM HARDCORE AND BRUTALITY IN
THE MAIN EVENT,WE GAVE THEM WOMANS WRESTLING WITH A GOOD BIT OF EYE CANDY,WE
GAVE THEM PURE WRESTLING WITH EDGE AND ROCK BOUT,AND AND WE GAVE THEM A PURE
BATTLE WITH JERICHO(MY BUDDY)AND TEAM EXTREME.I'M NOT BEING BIASED WHEN I
SAY THAT THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH WAS ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES I PERSONALLY
HAVE EVER SEEN(ONCE I WATCHED IT ON MY VCR).I THINK WE KEPT ALOT OF FANS
INTERESTED BY THAT MATCH AND IM INTERESTED IN SEEING WHO TRIPLE H WILL FACE
AT NO MERCY.ANOTHER MATCH THAT WAS A POSSIBLE SHOW STEALER WAS THE ROCK V
EDGE.THE MATCH WAS FULL OF FAST PACED ACTION AND NEAR FALLS AND WELL DONE TO
BOTH GUYS FOR THAT ENTERTAINING MATCH,ESPECIALLY YOUNG EDGE WHO HAS GREAT
THINGS TO GIVE IN THE FUTURE IM SURE.
IN BRIEF FROM RAW
TRISH STRATUS DEFEATED NIDIA (6/10)(IM SURE I SAW NIDIAS BREASTS)
ROCK DEFEATED EDGE(8/10)(NARROW BUTT DESERVED WIN FOR ROCK)
Y2J DEFEATED TEAM EXTREME(7/10)WELL DONE FOR PULLING IT OFF CHRIS)
WOMANS TITLE
STACEY DEFEATD TORRIE(8/10)(ALLIANCE WIN AND ALLIANCE GOLD)
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
HURRICANE DEFEATED REY(9/10)(BREATHTAKING MOVES)
WORLD TITLE HELL IN A CELL
TRIPLE H BEATS HBK AND UNDERTAKER(OFF THE SCALE)(SUPERB)
SMACKDOWN!
SHANE O MAC HAS A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT A WOMANS TITLE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER MATCH
AND WHO WILL NWO TAKE OUT NEXT
NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR WOMANS TITLE
MOLLY DEFEATS TRISH(7/10)(GOOD HIGH FLYING MATCH)
ORTON DEFEATED CENA(9/10)(GOOD GROUND BASED PURE WRESTLING MATCH)
ROCK/LITA DEFEAT MATT/TORRIE(8/10)(ELECTRIFYING)
UNDERTAKER V Y2J (9/10)(BRUTAL)
THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO ARE PISSING ME OFF IN THIS FED.CANDIDATE NUMBER 1
THE RATTLESNAKE,THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE WWF WHAT STONECOLD STEVE
AUSTIN.NOW HOW LONG HAS THIS E-FED BEEN OPEN.16 DAYS TOPS AND NOT ONCE HAVE
I SEEN STONECOLD ROLEPLAY BAR ONCE.AND THAT ONE TIME IT WAS ABOUT TWO LINES
LONG ''WHY HAVEN'T I GOT A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE WHY HAVEN'T YOU PUT ME IN
THE MATCH.'' UM WELL LETS PAINT A PICTURE.I,UNDERTAKER AND TRIPLE H ROLEPLAY
OUR ASSES OFF EVERYDAY ABOUT 20-30 LINES A ROLEPLAY AND GET NO MATCH, YOU
ROLEPLAY TWO LINES AND GET IN THE MAIN EVENT.WELL IF THATS THE WAY YOU LIKE
THINGS GO AND BUILD YOUR OWN E-FED WITH THAT PHILOSOPHY BUT HERE IN WWF 2002
IT DOESNT WORK THAT BUDDY SO WHY DONT YOU HIT THE BRICKS AND LEAVE THE
BUILDING BECAUSE IM SURE THERE ARE ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE WILLING TO
ROLEPLAY AS STEVE AUSTIN SO TAKE MY ADVICE AND ROLEPLAY YOUR BEHIND OFF.THE
OTHER PERSON WHO IS PISSING ME OFF IS KEVIN NASH.NOW HULK HOGAN HAS JUST
RETURNED AS HEEL AND ALL POWER TO HIM HE'S WORKING HIS BUTT OFF TRYING TO BE
AS BIG AND BAD A HEEL HE CAN BE HELL HE EVEN RESURRECTED THE NEW WORLD
ORDER.BUT I DONT SEE NO KEVIN NASH ABOUT SO START ROLEPLAYING BUDDY OR YOU
WILL BE OUT OF HERE SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE
WOLFPAC.ALSO ANOTHER PERSON I SEE WHO HAS JOINED THE WWF BUT HAS ALSO JOINED
THE INACTIVE ROSTER IS KURT ANGLE.ANGLE MUST BE ONE OF THE BEST GUYS ANYONE
COULD ROLEPLAY BECAUSE HE HAS A CERTAIN PERSONA AND CHARACTERISTICS THAT WE
CAN ALL ADJUST TO IN ROLEPLAY.SO AUSTIN,NASH AND ANGLE STOP TAKING UP GOOD
WRESTLERS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE EXPLOITING THERE TALENTS WITH THEM.BUT
HOWEVER IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS PLEASE DO SO AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE AS THE WWF HAS NO TIME FOR WASTERS LIKE YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
THE E-FED IS SHAPING UP PRETTY WELL.I THINK IT WILL BE AROUND A WHILE
BECAUSE OF ONE SIMPLE FACT,A SIMPLE PIECE OF SKIL BY THE OWNER.THAT IS
BECAUSE HE DIDNT SPLIT THE ROSTERS.BY DOING THIS THERE IS A WIDER VARIETY OF
PEOPLE TO FEUD WITH AND TWO SHOWS A WEEK ALLOWING FEUDS TO BECOME MORE
INTERESTING INSTEAD OF THE ROLEPLAYER LOSING INTEREST AS THERE IS ONLY ONE
MATCH A WEEK.WELL DONE VINCE GOOD PIECE OF THINKING KEEP IT UP.
WHATS YOUR OPINION ON ERIC BISCHOFF AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER'S BIG BAD SECRET
TOUGH GUY.IM WORSE FOR WEAR AT THE MOMENT AS I WANT EXACTLY IN PEAK
CONDITION WHEN I WAS ATTACKED AS I HAD BEEN THROWN THROUGH THE ANNOUCE TABLE
ON RAW,AND THAT HAS INCREASED THE EXTENT OF MY WOUNDS.THE GUY HIT ME ON THE
HEAD WITH AN METAL OBJECT WHICH WAS THE BLOW THAT KNOCKED ME OUT COLD.SO
HBK,Y2J AND ROCKY ARE DOWN AND WERE NOT OUT BUT WHO WILL BE NEXT ON THE
NWO'S LIST..WHOS IS THIS MONSTER??
I EXPECT THAT TRIPLE H WILL SOON CROSS PATHS WITH THE ROCK POSSIBLY ON RAW
AS THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HEAT UP BETWEEN THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS.I'LL
BE ROOTING FOR YOU ROCK IN MY STURDY WHEELCHAIR
WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST DIVA IN THE WWF.TRISH STRATUS..STACEY
KEIBLER..TORRIE WILSON...ASS,TITS,LEGS,ASS,TITS,LEGS.IN MY OPINION ITS GOTTA
BE STACEY BECAUSE SHE IS OUR WOMANS CHAMPION AND A FELLOW ALLIANCE
MEMBER.BUT I WOULDNT MIND GETTING INTO TRISH OR TORRIE SO IF YOU INTERESTED
YOU KNOW WHERE MY LOCKER ROOM IS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE CHAMPIONS OF THE FEDERATION.IM PISSED THAT HHH GOT
INVOLVED IN ME AND TAKERS MATCH AND GOT LUCKY AND WON THE TITLE THAT
ASSHOLES GONNA GET WHATS COMING TO HIM.WELL DONE STACEY FOR HER CHAMPIONSHIP
WIN BRINGING HOME THE GOLD FOR THE ALLIANCE.AFTER AN AWESOME MATCH ON RAW
HURRICANE HELMS DESERVEDLY WON THE CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE AND HOPEFULLY THIS
KID ENJOYS A LONG RUN AT THE HELM(NO PUN INTENDED)OF THE GOOD SHIP
CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION.
STAYED TUNED FOR RAW AND SMACKDOWN NEXT WEEK GUYS WHICH WILL BE FULL OF
THRILLS AND SPILLS IM SURE
YOURS TRULY
HBK
