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Slam Main Event - Rob Van Dam Vs. Rhyno ]
RVD: Forward: As said before R-V-D was on and off with his matches, with winning his debut, then losing the following two matches, but The Whole Fucking Show has redeemed himself by becoming the #1 Contender to the WM2K1 Championship, when R-V-D defeated Rikishi this past Sunday at his own personal favorite Pay Per View, Guilty As Charged, this was definitely a Five Star event for R-V-D, who looks to capture the WM2K1 Title at an earlier time than anybody has ever done in their careers in the history of Wrestlemania-Entertainment. Scene
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Scene - The volume suddenly shoots up on the screen, as the fans chant for R-V-D, a familiar voice from inside the room joins in with the chants, the camera pans around as R-V-D himself is standing in front of a black board, the kind you find in schools, doing his famous thumb taunt. R.V.D - How's it hanging dudes? Good? Awesome, then we're all cool, and we're all set to hit the ring in tonight's main event, y'know it's about time those guys put a real dude in the main event, and it's a cool night for Slam tonight, and an even cooler night for *thumb taunt* R...V...D! Because tonight, I have the chance I've been waiting for a long time, a real long time dudes, after many years, RVD is gonna prove that he was and still is the king of extreme, the real F'N main event, and the dude that kept EC-Dub alive, I was watching you Rhyno, spouting off on how you made EC-Dub, Haha! Oh man, I had a good little chuckle about that, in fact I nearly pissed myself! C'mon man get that useless crap out of your head, and start focusing on our match-up tonight, you didn't keep EC-Dub alive, you didn't even help, you did F*ck all for that company, but hey man, I'll give credit where credit's due, I mean, every company has at least one wanna-be, and hey, the world is full of RVD wanna-bees, so don't feel bad about yourself dude. Scene - The RVD chant fades out on the screen, as RVD turns the volume back down. R.V.D - You hear that, dude? do you hear that awesome chant? Y'know the one, the one that goes alot like this, ears up dude.... Scene - RVD rewinds back to the chants, he looks chuffed as he can't help but break a smile as the fans chant for RVD. R.V.D - Haha, don't you just love hearing that awesome chant? Hey, y'know it's so cool, I'm gonna listen to it again, alright man, calm down... the chant's for me not you, remember. Scene - RVD again rewinds to the RVD chant, he joins in for a little while, then switches off the television. R.V.D - I think that'll do for now, dude. But hey it's cool, you'll be hearing enough of that tonight, so don't you worry man. I think it's about time to move on, so check out this awesome board I hooked myself up with, hold up bro, I got some of those cool feelings again, y'know the feelings when you can almost predict what's happening, when you don't have a clue? Yeah man, you're thinking, "what? It's just a board", well you're wrong buddy, this here is your death, pretty spooky, haha. Scene - RVD picks up a piece of chalk from the ledge at the bottom of the board. R.V.D - See dude, RVD and all of his fans don't need to see this match tonight to know what's gonna happen, it's the same every time man, it would only make sense for you to quit where you stand, trust me dude, I wasn't bluffing when I said I would crack open your skull, I'm gonna do it, for the pleasure of R...V...D! And all the Van-Dam fans out there. Scene - RVD scribbles something on the board, as he turns back to the camera, it's in clear view that RVD has made a rough sketch of the ring area. R.V.D - Okay dude, this is where it all picks up, let's just put a little percentage on this, okay... Scene - RVD shades in all of the areas where fans are seated. R.V.D - All that shaded area, is full of screaming Van-Dam fans, who simply get off with chanting R-V-D, so where's your fans Rhyno? Oh man, looks like you don't have any, no worries dude, can't always win, whoa man hold up... Scene - RVD draws a large round blob on the left hand side of the seated fans. R.V.D - There ya go, you got one fan, be proud dude, and hang in there, you'll get there some day, I think... Ah man, haha, wait up dude, that's no fan, that's your mom, haha, sorry man, my bad. Scene - RVD rubs out all the scribbles on the board, and carefully draws something for a few moments... R.V.D - We wouldn't wanna spoil The Whole F*cking Main Event would we? Let's skip to the awesome ending, let me just give you a small sketch of exactly how this match is being wound up tonight...
R.V.D - Haha, almost as good as the first drawing, remember the one I flashed last night? Well dude, here it is, the very same Van-Daminator that's coming your way tonight, the very same kick that's cracking open that empty head of yours, I'm not gonna let out any more of tonight's sweet main event, so that'll do dude, that'll do.
Scene - RVD does his famous thumb taunt as the scene fades out. Scene
Two Scene - The scene opens back up in the parking lot, all is clear, cold and misty, the same setting seen in most horror movies, the black double doors push open as RVD walks into the scene and into the parking lot wearing his old RVD shirt from ECW, he continues to walk as the camera follows RVD deep into the parking lot, RVD comes to a stop next to a small and grubby black van, he taps on the window as it winds downwards, the inside of the van is too dark to see who's driving it, slight mumbles are heard into the sound system kicks in.. R.V.D - Hey man, listen sorry I'm late, just had something to do, you know? Driver - I ain't interested in bull-shit stories man, I been rotting out here for a good few minutes. R.V.D - As I said dude, I'm sorry. Driver - A sorry don't put food in my stomach, a sorry don't pay off my wasted gas, a sorry don't... R.V.D - Alright man, you've made your point, chill out. Driver - Chill out?! Man, you dunno how much shit I went through to get this crap for ya! R.V.D - Dude, will you just relax, RVD's not apologizing a third time. Driver - Heh, there's fucking gratitude for ya. R.V.D - It'll pay off dude, don't worry. Scene - RVD walks around to the back of the van, and pops up the hood, he browses around for a few seconds. Driver - Rob, it's a big black bag, what's taking you so god damn long? R.V.D - It's cool man, I got it. Scene - RVD picks up a black bag from the back of the van and slams down the hood. Driver - What the fuck are you doing?! Be careful! R.V.D - Listen dude, moaning your ass off gets you no-where in life, quit the bitching, chill out, seriously dude your getting on my nerves, and that's an achievement, believe me. Scene - The driver mumbles something and reverses the van, before making a U turn and driving out of the parking lot. R.V.D - Man, that dude needs to chill out. Scene - Scene fades. Scene
Three Scene - This week's edition of Slam is only a few hours away, each chime on the clock only gets the seated fans even more fired up for the official kick off, the scene opens up by ringside, where thousands upon thousands of Slam's fans are packed together, literally squeezed up, two or three people in each seat, all here to witness the first ever Slam since the return of the Slam's General Manager, Eric Bischoff. We wait a few moments for the fans to calm down, and after a few moments of realizing that this is most definitely not going to happen, we go on with the show... "One Of A Kind" by Breaking Point blasts into the P.A system, as the fans completely tare up the arena with water bottles, throwing signs around, and even a large beach ball being thrown around, RVD jogs out onto the stage in his usual outfit, as he makes his way down to the ring.... Jim Ross - I knew it, King! I had a feeling in my stomach! I knew RVD couldn't resist the ring! Not after last time! Jerry - A funny feeling? Nah, that's probably just gas, JR! You get that every once in a while. Jim Ross - King, I can assure you I don't have gas! Jerry - Then POOOO! What is that smell? Jim Ross - Errrrm, Ahhhh, Oohhhh, well, it must be the smoke from the pyros! Jerry - Haha, trust you to think of something like that, JR! Scene - Jim Ross pulls out a tissue from his top pocket, and dabs the sweat from his forehead, as the attention turns back to RVD! Who rolls under the bottom rope and begins to jumping in circles, he does his awesome thumb taunt as Howard Finkle hands him a microphone. R.V.D - How's it hanging dudes? Haha. Scene - The fans erupt in RVD chants! Ha.. already. R.V.D - Haha, I can always rely on you dudes to ring my ears with that awesome chant, well let's make a deal dudes, you ring my ears with chants tonight, and I'll put on the grandest main event this show has ever had! Sound cool with you guys? Scene - Cheers and chants for R-V-D. R.V.D - Then it's a deal, You know I would kill to come shake all of your hands, just to seal the deal with you dudes, but looking out at all you Van-Dam fans out there, whoa, no thanks, haha. Scene - RVD picks up that black bag from the van, and holds it in his left hand. R.V.D - I'm sure you're all anxious to find out what RVD is keeping from you in this bag, well you're all my buddies, my amigos, my chums, the second coolest dudes on the face of this planet next to RVD! ... So RVD isn't holding back on any secrets, but before I empty this bag, let me take your attention to the big screen, watch up dudes... |-X-| Rhyno stalks RVD who has no idea what is going on. Van Dam gets to his feet and turns around...GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno just took out RVD with the Gore! Rhyno jumps out of the ring as another referee comes sprinting down the ramp. Rikishi crawls over and makes the cover as the referee starts to count, 1..............2.......................Van Dam kicks out! My god, The Whole ####in' Show just kicked out of the Gore! Rhyno slides into the ring again and he nails the new referee with a closeline, knocking him to the outside. Rikishi sees Rhyno and both men start to have a discussion and Rikishi looks just as confused as anybody. Van Dam staggers back to his feet and he rolls to the outside where he picks up a steel chair. He rolls back into the ring and nails Rikishi in the back with it. Van Dam then swings the chair at Rhyno, nailing him right between the eyes. Van Dam rests the chair on Rikishi's chest as he makes his way to the top rope. Van Dam look all around before nailing Rikishi and the chair with a second Five Star Frog Splash!! Van Dam makes the cover, 1................2......................3!! |-X-| Scene - The clip from Guilty As Charged fades out, as the fans begin their cheers again, the camera focuses back in the ring where RVD is sitting back on a chair, but no ordinary chair! This chair is blue, solid, and has one big dent in the middle, sound familiar? ..... R.V.D - That was so cool, and look dudes, here it is... the big surprise in that black bag, the very same chair you just saw that hansom dude take out Rhyno and Rikishi with... Scene - RVD stands back up on his feet, and folds up the chair. R.V.D - This is for you Rhyno, I mean, man... judging by how hard I hit you with this awesome fella, you must of lost a few brain cells, yeah all three of them, so there's just a little clip to refresh your memory, and yes man, before you ask, that IS why you have that enormous red lump on the top of your head. Scene - RVD lays the chair on the ground. R.V.D - I'm about to do something that may give you a little fright Rhyno, so you might wanna close your eyes dude, and for all you guys out there, be watching closely, you'll be seeing it again tonight... I promise. Scene - RVD picks up the chair, and drops the mic on the floor, he looks at the chair for a second, before suddenly springing up and nailing the chair with a Van-Daminator! Jim Ross - GOOD GAWD, KING! Jerry - Wow, it looks to me like this main event tonight.. is possibly the most brutal match Slam has ever seen, I can't wait, JR! Scene - RVD takes a few steps forward and picks the chair back up, he smiles out at the crowd then nails the chair with a cracking kick. R.V.D - I hope you're getting my point dude, but I'm not finished yet. Scene - RVD grasps hold of the chair, and nails some quick punches, RVD then spins around and opens up the hole with a hard kick. R.V.D - Almost done dude, but y'know, I said RVD was gonna crack open your skull, and you know what they say dude, practise makes perfect, haha. Scene - RVD puts on a smile, and uses his foot to slide the chair into the bottom corner of the ring, RVD walks over to the opposite corner... Jerry - Ohhhh JR! I've seen this position before! Jim Ross - I think I know what's coming up, King! Scene - RVD hops up onto the top rope! .... AND.... AND.... VAN-FUCKING-TERMINATOR!!! ROB VAN DAM NAILS A HUGE VAN-TERMINATOR ON THE STEEL CHAIR! FROM ONE CORNER TO ANOTHER!! Jim Ross - GOD ALL-MIGHTY! Scene - The fans erupt with cheers, going absolutely crazy for R-V-D!! Jerry - I can't believe what I've just seen, JR!! Scene - "One Of A Kind" By Breaking Point hits the P.A system one more time, as Rob Van Dam rolls under the bottom rope holding his back and ribs, he looks hurt, until looking out at all the cheering fans, he sucks in his pain, and does his thumb taunt as he walks backwards up the ramp, he reaches the top and does his thumb taunt one more time before walking behind the curtain, scene closes. Scene
Four Scene - The scene re-opens in the office of Eric Bischoff, Eric is spinning around in his black chair at his desk, as RVD stands in front of the desk holding his hip, RVD is panting heavily as Eric stares him out... Bischoff - Rob... answer me honestly, are you purposely trying to ruin my main event? R.V.D - RVD... Ruin the main event? Haha, Dude I just made it better, RVD is the main event, I'm The Whole... Fuc... Bischoff - That kind of language just won't do Rob, I should wash your mouth out with soap! R.V.D - Haha, relax man. Bischoff - Relax?! Rob!... You could of killed yourself out there! R.V.D - Don't worry man, I'm an expert of extreme, it flows like art, anyway dude, I didn't think you would be so caring towards RVD.... not you anyway. Bischoff - Rob I couldn't care less what condition you're currently in, as long as you're alive and breathing, you're competing against Rhyno tonight, do you hear me? R.V.D - Of course man, I've wanted to land another frog splash on Rhyno ever since he came back, *mumbles* Helped keep EC-Dub alive? Haha. Bischoff - There's one thing I need to make crystal clear to you Rob, this is not ECW, this is W...M...E! R.V.D - I know dude, and I'm R...V...D! Even rhymes man, how cool is that? Bischoff - Rob, listen to me, you need to forget about ECW, you need to re-new RVD in the way of Wrestlemania-Entertainment, or else you... R.V.D - Or else what, Eric? You'll fire RVD? Scene - A series of boos can be heard from the ring area.
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