Ahoy there matey... this be the Philosophy page... argh

All shall bow down to the almighty Tom! Children beware! The call me Mr.Tinkertrain ;)

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My Philosophy(s)!

Philosophy #1: I only have one year left until bootcamp... and only will my closest friend and Will accompany me for a mere 13 weeks.. and after that who knows? i'll be shipped off to somewhere for 4 more years... and when returen everyone will have either forgotten about me or assumed me dead... and to those people i say: thanks for keeping faith, you bastards.
Next Philosophy: say no to sluts... i never have liked sluts... maybe one day... nah
Next Philosophy: Kill things you hate... that way they won't be around anymore (due to legal issues... and some idiots along the way... i am forced to tell you not to actually kill people... it would get you in trouble... but don't take it from me... i have never killed anyone...)
Next Philosophy: When it seems like nobody cares about you anymore... they probably don't... and it sucks to be you
Next Philosophy: If you are having trouble getting girls.... you suck.... don't bother me about it
Next Philosophy: If you are my older brother jerry and a girl laughs at you at a club because of the way you are dancing... don't tell anymore people and learn how to dance...
Next Philosophy: Think things over very carefully before you decide to it... mistakes will be made that can't be undone

The End

There you have it... My philosophys. Hope you enjoyed... and if you didn't...well! You can eat a rock... a big rock... and choke... have a bad day! But... just so some people don't get upset... don't really go and eat a rock if you didn't like my page... cuz then i'd get sued somehow... funny isn't it?