The People that Suck
Welcome to hell... oh sorry... i mean go to hell
This is the part where i rate you people... true feelings emerge on a scale from 1 to 10 (the dashes before the numbers don't mean negative... negatives will be indicated by an *)
- Gina - you are very pretty and very fun to be around... you are terrifico :D - 11venty billion!
- Chuck - you are muy skinny... skinnier than i... and also a good friend... - 9
- Kevin - you are also ski... wait a second... you get a - 10
- Kapra - you have to be my best friend... that's a female - 9
- Heidi - my my my... we've known each other for some time now haven't we... you get a - 5 sorry for the replacement
- Blair - me and... we go way back... you are also pretty - 4
- Will - this man... even if you haven't met him... has been on your nerves before - 9
- Vanessa S - i've been a meanie... it's not uncommon for me to do... - 6 you're still a friend :D
- My dearest Eldest brother jerry - defending the country... *scoffs* right! you are defending the country about as much as billy when he's playin splinter cell... thank you - 1.99
- billy - you defend the world as much as jerry but with less pay - 2.01 mwahaha!
- Metallica - you da ultimate shit... cept for st.anger (*5) - 5
- Vanessa M - you made econ fun and you are a funny lil girl - 7
- Mitch - i loathe you... * 123324234qefw35235
- Keanu - i know kung fu - 2
- Tyler - you have some cool ideas and you the comp guy - 5
- other Tyler - you is smart and also a comp guy - 4
- Aerial - you is hot fo shizzle! - 3
- Ali - we been friends for a while and you have some interesting friends... i'll never forget the hot tub - 7
- Rachel - yeah... u remember the hot tub? :D you're also a good friend - 7
- Blair - yes... again... i forgot about the hot tub - (+3) = 7
- Jason - I am your father... i kno i kno... it's weird.. but true - 7
- Osama Bin Laden - I loathe you more than mitch... You i'd truely like to kill... take me away coppers... guilty as charged... * 1000000000000000000000000000
- Rob - you tha man - 5
- Sheila - you that WOman - 7 (ahhhhhh... restraint... RESTRAINT)
carry on list... don't go softly into that gentle night... or some shit
- Nate #1 - ummmmmmm... so i hear you killed someone over there in kuwait? Here's the story yall: so he's mindin his own business when this lil refugee kid comes up with a pocket knife, and nate instantly recognizes his hostility because of his training in boot... before the enemy could do anything, Nate snatches the machete right outta his hand and burries it in the man's rib cage... and before letting his soul leave... nate snaps his neck like a twig and laughs as Osama falls to the ground just before the airstrike nate just called in delivers an A-bomb to the pile of man. Props props nate - 4
- Nate #2 - we used to be down like thugs... but then some stuff happend... and i never sees my homie anymore - 2
- Gary aka Greg - you is one interesting dude... what with all your chainmail and such... - 5
- Derek - you is all kung fuy and hiya - 5
- Ashley - you turned my boy into a man - 7
- Kenzie - i think you have a crush on me! hehehehe - 7
- Melita - you have been my friend since... 9th grade and i've been poopy but you've remained nice... gracius - 7
- Holiday Inn - your trickery has lead me to believe that i have a job there... but i don't * 5000
- Kevin's M15 - i consider you a better friend than all of this people - 11 (j/k)
- Man... i'm fuckin hungry....
- Sleep - i can't have you... if i can't... no one will!! mwahahaha... * 5
- Fat - it's not you... it's me... you're an alright kid *410
- Ben - you are muy hilariouso and also a philosopher like myself - 7
- Zach - you're big... you know it... you plow people in the halls and it's terrific but you still owe me 3 dollars which i fear i may never see... -3
- Hilary - how you doin? oh yeah... you like that?? that's what i thought - 8
- Justin - if there is one person i could kick right now... it'd be you... stop sending those free ticket things! it don't work! - 5
- Petey - you is who you is... - 5
- Astrid - you introduced me to scar face - gracius - 6
- Mrs.L - it wasn't a dick... it was a vagina - 5
- Mr.L - you were a funny teacher - 6
- Bush - You wish to spend my life for your cheaper oil?? ok - 5
- What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? - pizza's don't scream when you thro them in the oven...
- seriously... that wasn't funny... my uncle died at a concentration camp... he got drunk and fell out of a watch tower
- i'm goin to hell....