The Cool Page
This is the updated list page... i've cleaned it up a bit... some of it may not make sense... but that is the consequence of being so cool like me. The stupid peo*****ple at school thought i had a list of people i wanted to kill... but clearly there isn't one... and never has been one... but i guess we interpret things differently... rot in hell... without dying of course... that wasn't a threat... take it as you will... i loathe you...
The COOLEST things in the world (none of which i would like to kill or destroy)
- Britney Spears - Talk about hottness
- My Cartoons - The Best Cartoons Alive! Sorry if they offend anyone... the uppers at school also thought that making cartoons where my friends die would cause them to not be my friends anymore... so... *eyes tear up* i'm sorry everyone...
- Family Guy - tis a great cartoon... where people have died... no one complained about that?!
- Girls - without them.... the world would be a better place.... j/k! ya know i love ya!
- The ARMY rangers - Future Tom! damn... looks like that went to shit... with me all joining the marines and all... but i guess i can still go to ranger school :)
- BattleField 1942 - So life like.... i was shot at Tyler's house
- Drugs - WIthout you.... there would be billions of addicts without addictions
- God - Givin Props to the Main Man... who also happens to take lives in his show known as life... or some shit
- Guns - Without you guys... how would our forefathers settle their differences?
- Bullets - these are essential in the form of art called war
- Rob Osborn - He has an AK-47 and sweet God, it's fuckin cool (only used for shooting targets... not people... thought i'd clear this up so the people at school don't accuse me of killing people with it)
- Sheila - Uhhhhhh..... she's cool cuz she's Kevin's mom... right....
- Paintball - Fun but expensive..... HOOAH! New alternative to paintball: airsoft - less expensive in the long run... and sounds way more fun...
- School - Without you.... uhhhh..... i'd be dumb... and there'd be no one to slander my website... gracius
- Mehico - Without you.... we would still be the Majority (due to legal issues i'm obliged to say that i am not racist, i do have different races of friends)
- Germany - You send interesting people over here
- Tom - Without you... the world would end.... and it would suck..... so you can't die a mere infantryman
- Mongolia - Provider of the world famous Beef
- China - Only good for an authentic American Egg roll (obvious stupidity oozes out the dot to the left)
- METALLICA - rockin since... uhhhhhhh... '43?
- Kung Fu - If you weren't around..... Derek wouldn't be either! Oh wait.... maybe the other way around? Or maybe i'm retarded.....
- Death - Oh man.... Without you we'd be over populated! and so would Mehico! oh wait....
- Music - Without you... Metallica would be.... uhhhhh.... Notallica? Not-hereallica? Well... they wouldn't be around
- Godzilla - Without you ol' buddy, there would be no sucky movie! Thank God for you!
Stuff That I like to Hug
- Girls
- BLACK thongs
- Big Soft Teddy bears!
- My Gizz shirt.... uhhhh... yeah
- Myself!
- Girls....
- Corvette's - '68 stingray, black..... heaven.....
- Gina :D
Things That I would Like to *Paint*... that's right... with my paintbrush
- Fucking Fat Idiots rotting in rotting food
- Stupid People lying down in ketchup
- annoying fat fucks
- Sadaam Hussein
- Bin Laden's goat
- Bin Laden
- The Devil! He deserves a good painting or two!
- Jason - My arch nemisis.... he could use a shot in the mouth! LoL jk (due to legal issues i am forced to disclose that jason is not gay nor am i and this is but a joke)
- Dead animals
- AK-47's
- Sluts
- Towel Heads
- Stinky breath