-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It is physically impossible to lick your elbow... ...75% of people who read this try to do it! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense? -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 43% of all statistics are useless -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Studies show that 25% more toilet paper is used in winter than summer. probably because I don't wipe my butt in summer! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10... -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Smoking is the leading cause of statistics. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- 50% of all statistics are wrong. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%? -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-) -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Did you know that 100% of you is reading this away message right now? :) -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Diet Coke was only invented in 1982 -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Butterflies taste with their feet -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-A sex fact for you: Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft Hows That for strange facts ? -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-1.Cannabis and hemp are the same. "Marijuana" was the Mexican name given to cannabis. 2.Cannabis was first cultivated in China around 4000B.C. 3.The original drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on hemp paper. 4.One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as four acres of trees. 5.Hemp is a source of fiber for cloth and cordage for rope. The hemp fiber is located inside the long stem of the plant. 6.George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew hemp. Washington, our first president, declared,"Make the most of the hemp seed. Sow it everywhere." 7.Hemp seed is natures perfect food. The oil from hemp seeds has the highest percentage of essential fatty acids and the lowest percentage of saturated fats. 8.Sterilized hemp seeds are often sold a bird food. 9.Rolling papers, like Bambu, are made from hemp paper. 10.In 1937, the Marijuana Tax Stamp Act prohibited the use, sale, and cultivation of hemp/marijuana in the United States. 11.Five years later, during World War II, the U.S. Department of Agriculture released the film,"Hemp for Victory," which encouraged American farmers to grow hemp for the war effort. 12.Hemp is cultivated all over the world. Today, China, Korea,Italy, Hungary, Russia and France are amoung the countries that grow hemp for fiber, paper and other products. 13.Cannabis is classified as a schedule 1 drug by the Food and Drug Administration. Designated as a narcotic, it cannot be prescribed to patients. 14.In 1988, the DEA's own administrative law judge concluded that "marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man". 15.Cannabis can be used as a medicine to treat nausea, pain and muscle spasms. It alleviates symptoms of glaucoma, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, migraines and other debilitating aliments. 16.Thirty-five states have passed legislation permitting medical use of marijuana. 17.Twelve Americans receive prescribed marijuana from the U.S. government. 18.More than 400,000 Americans are arrested each year on marijuana charges. 19.More than 400,000 Americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year. More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year. But in 10,000 years of usage, no one has ever died from marijuana. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-*****************-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

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