boy:would you wear shoes if you didnt have any feat?

girl:no.

boy:then why do you wear a bra?

Why beer is better than a woman -

1. A BEER always goes down easy.

2. You can have a BEER in public.

3. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.

4. BEER always comes in multiples of six.

5. You can share a BEER with your friends.

6. If your BEER is flat, you just get another.

7. A BEER is always wet.

8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.

9. The worst thing you'll catch from a BEER is a buzz.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.

daddy went down the poddy

MOMMY MOMMY WHY CAN'T WE GIVE DADDY A DECENT BURIAL SHUT UP AND KEEP FLUSHING

preacher

There's this preacher...he comes home and smells his wife cooking dinner, he says," Honey, what smells so good?" She replies," It's Dam-Ham." The preacher surprised by her profanity asks why she said that, she replies,"It's the name of the ham." So at dinner time the whole family is sitting at the table and the preacher asks his son,"Son, can you please pass me the Dam-Ham?" His son replies,"Thats the spirit pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes!"