(The show opens inside the new HWC Warzone studio. State of the art facilities all the way. Travis Best and David Tanjic sit in large padded chairs.)
David Tanjic: "Hello folks and welcome to our first edition of Warzone from the new studio."
Travis Best: "It's about time. Typical of how things go around here. One of the suits wants to make a few changes and I get screwed out of my set for weeks."
David Tanjic: "Well I think it was worth it even though I had to endure some road trips with you. This is state of the art. The show will really make strides."
Travis Best: "Yes I agree with you for once. Not only do we have a new top of the line studio, but I have been given permission to bring back one of my favorite features for Warzone... the special guest host."
David Tanjic: "Finally, someone I can have some intelligent conversation with. Who's the host this week? Jag? Michael Streetz? Kash Flagg?"
Travis Best: "Not even close. We have a popular television personality with us today that is in no way affiliated with the HWC... The Count from Sesame Street!!!"
(A puppet of the Count makes his way out to the studio. David Tanjic's face grows pale.)
Travis Best: "Welcome Count."
The Count: "Three... Three hosts! WAH AH AH AH!"
(Lights flicker on and off.)
David Tanjic: "It's going to be one of those Warzones."
(The camera cuts to inside the arena.)
Singles Match
Virus v. Maximus
(Virus is standing in the ring as Maximus makes his way down. Virus gets out of the ring jumping off the apron connecting with a rolling clothesline. Virus then connects with a splash on Maximus as the ref begins to count 1...2...3... Maximus then struggles to his feet and is thrown into the ring, Virus following him. Virus then picks up Maximus again but is reversed with a drop kick to the head and rolling in the air into a leg drop. Nice agility for the large man, Maximus then runs into the ropes, as Virus is getting up, and hits a bulldog on him. Max and Virus then both get up and begin to trade punches. Virus hits a closed fist, then body slamming Maximus and calling for the end. Virus then gets onto the top rope and jumps off hitting a frog splash for the 1...2...kickout! Virus gets up with a frustrated look on his face picking up Maximus with him. Virus then throws him into the ropes but is reversed and Maximus connects with The FREAK ACCIDENT!! He covers for the 1...2...3! Maximus celebrates his victory as the camera cuts back to the Warzone studios.)
David Tanjic: "Well we're back. Quite a match Virus and Maximus put on wouldn't you say Travis?"
Travis Best: "Well I..."
The Count: "Two... Two jobbers! WAH AH AH AH!"
(Lights flicker.)
David Tanjic: "What do you know?"
Travis Best: "Please don't talk to my guest like that David. He knows what he's talking about."
David Tanjic: "He's a puppet."
Travis Best: "A muppet."
David Tanjic: "Let's just get to Blooddragon and Aaron Marty."
Singles Match
Aaron Marty v. BloodDragon
(The camera cuts to inside the arena where Marty and Dragon are already going at it, trading punches and such. When suddenly the Economics Rap hits the speakers and the crowd roars as Mr. Gregr jumps over the barricade, neither man has noticed him yet as he slides under the ropes and into the ring. Then finally Dragon turns and is met with a HUGE clothesline from the Television Champ. Marty charges Gregr but Gregr ducks under and kicks Marty LOW! Marty hits the mat and Gregr hits a double Eastern Economics Elbow Drop on the fallen men. He continues to pound on the two men as officials come out and pull him to the back, however before Gregr retreats to the back he runs around the side of the ring and grabs HIS Television Championship belt from the timekeeper, he raises it in the air as the crowd roars. Cut back to Warzone studios.)
Travis Best: "Ok we're back and I hope we've patched things up between David and The Count."
David Tanjic: "This is stupid. Who the hell is that with the black suit on and his hand up The Count's but anyways?"
(We go behind the table and see a puppeteer holding The Count.)
Travis Best: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
The Count: "One... One nosey man! WAH AH AH AH!"
(Flickering lights)
David Tanjic: "I'll nosey you in the head!"
(David gets up out of his seat but Travis gets in betwen him and the puppet.)
Travis Best: "Let's just get to our main event. The team of Stumpy Malone and Mr. Gregr taking on the Powers of Pain."
Tag Team Match
Powers of Pain v. Stumpy Malone & Mr. Gregr
(Standing in the middle of the ring are Gregr and Stumpy in one corner and the team of Kyle Cartier & 187 in the other. The two men to start this match out will be Stumpy and Cartier. Cartier and Stumpy lock up and Cartier gets the upper hand and throws Stumpy into his corner. Cartier tags 187 and they both kick at Stumpy until he slumps down in the turnbuckle. 187 lifts him up and whips him to the other corner 187 then runs at Stumpy, but Stumpy gets up a foot and kicks 187 in the face while 187 has his back turned. Stumpy runs and him and hits a clothesline on 187. Stumpy goes to his corner and tags in Gregr. Gregr walks over to a fallen 187 and starts kicking him while he is on the ground. Gregr picks up 187 and gives him a vertical Suplex, then lifts 187 and German Suplexs him into a pin 1..2.. Cartier comes in and saves his partner 187. Stumpy then runs in and starts battling with Cartier. Stumpy then throws Cartier to the outside. Stumpy grabs 187 and slams him the ground. Gregr stands above 187 kicking him while he is on the ground and Stumpy goes to the top rope and jumps off with a huge flying body drop into a pin 1..2..3!!!! The reaction from the crowd is a grimace of pain as this massive man just squashed 187 with a flying body pin. Gregr and Stumpy get the win over the PoP!!!! Cut back to the studio.)
The Count: "Four... Four wrestlers! WAH AH AH AH!"
(Flicker)
Travis Best: "Well that just about wraps up Warzone. I hope we've all learned something from this episode."
David Tanjic: "I've learned that I hate you even more than I thought and that we should never have a muppet as a guest host again."
The Count: "I'll give you one... One ass kicking! WAH AH AH AH!"
(Flicker)
David Tanjic: "That's it!"
(David gets up and attacks the muppet tackling it to the floor. The puppeteer is unable to get his arm out at first.)
The Count: "Nine... Nine one one!"
(Flicker)
The Count (puppeteer's voice): "No you idiots. Call 911!"
(The man gets his arm out and tries to run away but David tanjic fallows him and leaps on top of him. travis tries to restrain him as Warzone goes off the air.)
