(( The show opens up inside of what appears to be a frat house....David Tanjic, visably annoyed, is waiting for the show to start while a party is going on.....))
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David: Welcome to another edition of Warzone!!! I'm David Tanjic and again, Travis Best has sent me to the very pits of hell....otherwise known as a college frat house.
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Travis: ( Walking up in a toga) Hey Davey!!!! Isn't this great!!!
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David: Damnit, don't call me Davey!!! Why the hell are we here???
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Travis: We were invited by Dane and Bruno to a frat party!!! Cmon have a good time!!!
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David: I never have a good time when you're around Travis!!!!
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Travis: Well, I like hanging around with you Davey...you're fun.
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David: Argh!!! Let's just cut to our first match or clip or whatever!!! Just leave me alone Travis!!
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(( David walks away as Travis just watches.....a drunk kid comes up to Travis...))
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Kid: Beer bong?
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Travis: HELL YEAH!!!!!
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(( Camera cuts away from Travis chugging a huge beer bong as the camera cuts to back in the cafateria, Danny Taylor and Kerre Leisey are exchanging heated words. Finally Kerre's had enough and belts Taylor in the nose the two go at it exchanging hard punches. They are going all over the cafateria and knock over a table which SmackDaddy was sitting at, eating a snack, it causes Smack's coffee to go flying all over Smack. The two don't even stop as Smack looks down at his pants and shirt, now drenched in coffee. He is furious as he jumps to his feet and levels both men with a double clothesline before snatching up the chair in which he was sitting and cracking it over both Taylor's and then Leisey's heads. The impact is sickening as both men slump to the ground, unconsious. Smack just smiles as he walks over and grabs a pot of coffee and unloads it on the fallen men...the camera cuts back as a crowd has gathered around Travis still chugging beers.....David walks back up and stares in amazement...))
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David: Dane....how many has he had???
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Dane: I beleive 14 at last count....(Travis drops)...yep 14.
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David: Oh geez....
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Dane: Don't worry about it Davey....we can run the show until Travis gets back up....
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David: Someone must hate me at the office....Ok well this next match is two newcomers named Ironman and BloodDragon...neither one has been impressive at all.
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Dane: Hell, we can always use more jobbers here in the HWC Davey...
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David: *groan* Let's get to the ring.
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BloodDragon Vs Ironman
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(BloodDragon makes his way to the ring with little respons from the crowd, Ironman already in the ring watches his oppennet as Blood climbs in. Iron rushes him in hopes to knock him out of the ring but Blood hits him with a big boot to his face. Iron staggers back shaking it off. Blood then hits him with a double axe handle, he then grabs Iron and throws him into the ropes. Blood goes to give Iron a clothes line but Iron ducks rebonding off the other side hits Blood with an eblow. Blood is knocked off his feet. Iron get down and puts Blood in a sleeper hold. Blood struggles to get free but slowly his resistance fades. The ref checks Blood raising his arm and lets it drop......1..... Again the ref raises his arm letting it drop............2........Iron tightens his grip as the ref raises Blood's arm. Blood keeps his arm up taking deep breathes, slowly he gets to his feet. Iron releases the sleeper hold and starts pounding away at Blood's face. Blood is knocked down to one knee then gives him a low blow. Standing Blood gives Iron a power bomb then goes for the cover..........1........2..kickout. Grabing Iron by his hair pulling him to his feet Blood delivers a hard scoop slam. But wait Iron slips out of it and behind him giving Blood a reverse neck breaker. Iron then starts to stomp away on Blood. Blood rolls out of the ring to end the attack. Iron shouts to him then grabing the top rope pulls back and leaps over the ropes sending him self flying towards Blood. Blood quickly moves away as Iron lands on the floor with a thud. Blood then proseeds to pick Iron up and roll him
into the ring following right behind. Blood goes for the cover...1........2.........3.....NO kickout. Blood looks pissed and starts to yell at the ref. Iron comes from behind putting Blood into a small package......1.......2.........kickout. Iron divers a few cops followed by a side buster. Iron then picks up Blood to deliver a suplex but Blood quickly reverse it giving Iron a suplex. Blood gets up not done with Iron climbs the top rope to deliver a huge leg drop on Iron. Suddenly out from the back comes BloodLust Slayerz, they're running to the ring. Both men slide in. Blood looks at them then yells for them to get out of the ring. Pallimon goes over and grabs Blood throwing him from the top turn buckle onto Iron, then the two proseed to stomp away on Blood. Beowulf grabs Iron lifting him over his head runs across the ring and throws him down on the adouncers table breaking it. Pallimon then mations to Beowulf for the Slayerz Spear as Pallimon climps to the tope rope. Beowulf grabs Blood and puts him on his shoulders. Pallimon leaps off the top turn buckle delivering the Slayerz Spear to Blood. Blood lays there a broken man as Pallimon stands over him yelling. Beowulf climbs out of the ring to get a mic roaring at Travis, he then tosses it to Pallimon.)
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Pallimon: Let this be an exsample to all you Peons the might of the Gods of War. There will ONLY be ONE Blood and that forever will be the BloodLust Slayerz!!!
<br><br>
(Pallimon looks down at Blood droping the mic and goes back to stomping away at him.)
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(( Camera cuts to inside one of the bedrooms....David seems releived that he's alone....))
<br><br>
David: We are back thank god and it looked like the Slayerz took out those two newcommers....and shockingly the fans loved it!!! That just shows you that you have to actually cut PROMOS to make it in the HWC!!! (looks at the beer on the nightstand and grabs it...taking a big swig) Not bad...a little salty...anyways, let's go to Chris Murphy and his weekly Murphy's Laws!!!
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((Bruno Von Gotch Jr. and a half naked college chick comes out of the bathroom...))
<br><br>
Bruno: Hey Davey....you didn't drink that beer did you??
<br><br>
David: Don't call me Davey and yeah I did why??
<br><br>
Bruno: Well Beth here doesn't like to swallow and we had no other place to put well....
<br><br>
(( David's face turns pale white as he suddenly runs to the bathroom.....wretching sounds can be heard...))
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(( Camera cuts to a shot of inside the HWC studios....at his usual desk is none other than Chris Murphy.....))
<br><br>
Chris: Welcome everyone to another great edition of Murphy's Laws!!! A lot of newcommers have made their way to the HWC, and new managment has come in....so this fed will be interesting to watch in the next few months!!! Enough of this..,..let's go to...Murphy's Laws!!
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- LaSalle seems to be carrying on for the absent Ixon.....let's hope LaSalle, Bender, and the rest of the Kliq bring this talented performer back.
<br><br>
- Seems the Office has finally gotten a promo for warzone....one day too late!!!! Wrestlers need to realize that there are deadlines for a reason!!!!
<br><br>
- Maybe it's wrong of me....but wasn't it funny watching Kash put the figure four on Streetz??
<br><br>
- Speaking of Streetz....seems like there maybe be more backup for the viscious heel coming in soon...stay tuned.
<br><br>
- I want to wish Jugabusa a quick recovery after his shocking upset over Jaguar....let's hope the hardcore Juggalo returns soon.
<br><br>
- Speaking of Jaguar, what a lack of testicles this man has by beating down Jugabusa to the point of nearly ending a man's career?? Frustrations that maybe he's not the best anymore?
<br><br>
- The vacant World Tag Titles will be decided at the next PPV....now which two teams will be in it will be a mystery....rumor has it that the wrestlers will vote on who will face who at the show.
<br><br>
- Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't Danny Taylor and Johnny Rave make a killer tag team?? Just wondering.
<br><br>
Well that's all the gossip I have for this week....one news of note...the quote of note board will now be used strickly for the latest up to the minute news on the HWC and it's affiliated feds!!! Till next week, I'm Chris Murphy and this has been...Murphy's Laws!!!
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<br><br>
(( Camera cuts back to a still sickly looking David wandering down one of the many hallways....he spots two men looking at a picture and chanting....))
<br><br>
David: What the hell are you doing??
<br><br>
Guys: MILF MILF MILF
<br><br>
David: (looking at the picture) Hey guys....that's not a picture of someone's mom....that a picture of a monkey.
<br><br>
Guy 1: We know....MILF...MILF....
<br><br>
David: I'm already sick, so I ain't asking....and the folks at home...here's our main event....the Powers of Pain Vs The Outlawz....you two are sick!!!
<br><br>
(( David walks away disgusted.....the two guys look at David and turn their attention back to the picture...))
<br><br>
Guy 2: I got a banana for you monkey...(unzips pants)
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<br><br>
Powers Of Pain Vs The Outlawz
<br><br>
Maxx decide to pull 187 into the ring and he and Viper beat the living hell out of him, meanwhile Cartier was being restrained by the referee. They set him up and hit a double suplex following by a double elbowdrop...Viper goes for the pin...1....2....and Viper pulls him back up!!! Viper places a few more kicks to 187's head as Cartier is climbing the ropes.....Maxx gets in the ring and pushes the ropes....crotching Cartier and sending him out of the ring. Viper tries for a powerbomb but it is reversed into a back body drop, Viper is sent right into Maxx, the two smack heads as 187 ducks down and hits a perfect school boy, 1...2....3! NO! 2 and 7/8!! Viper is back to his feet, he stomps on 187 as Maxx hits a plancha over the top rope onto Cartier who was about to slide into the ring. Viper whips 187 into the ropes but it's reversed, Viper holds onto the ropes and flips 187 off before charging for a clothesline, 187 ducks under and kicks Viper in the gut, CRADLE PILEDRIVER! THE CROWD CHEERS!! 187 pins Viper as Maxx tries to slide back into the ring but Cartier holds onto his foot. 1....2....3!! The Powers of Pain win!
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(( Camera cuts to David back in the main room....Dane and Bruno have an unconscious Travis and the crowd is crowd surfing him....))
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David: Let him down!!!! We are getting the hell out of here you...you...punks!!!
<br><br>
(( The music stops and the crowd instantly drops Travis....five HUGE football players get up in David's face....David gets really scared....))
<br><br>
Football Player: Let's show everyone how we scored the winning touchdown...and use Davey as the ball!!
<br><br>
Dane: (watching from far off) Nice knowing ya Davey.
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(( The show ends as David is being carried off.....screaming his head off...the camera focuses the last shot on a passed out Travis...laying in his own puke....fade to black.))<!--'"</title></head>-->

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