(( The show opens up strangly at a carnival of sorts....lots of families are having a good time except for one man....David Tanjic....the show begins...))
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David: Hello folks and welcome to this strange edition of Warzone. I'm David Tanjic, and with me is....is....(looks around) now where the hell is Best??
<br><br>
(( Travis suddenly runs up all excited...a big pink teddy bear in his hands....))
<br><br>
Travis: Look at this Davey boy!!! And it only took me 27 tries to get it!!!
<br><br>
David: Great....it took half your paycheck to win a 3 dollar bear....and don't call me Davey.
<br><br>
Travis: Well anyways Davey, has the show started yet??
<br><br>
David: Yes it has Best.....can I ask you a question?
<br><br>
Travis: Shoot.
<br><br>
David: Why the hell are we at the carnival?
<br><br>
Travis: Well pal, since last week I kinda wiped you out with my drinking...I decided to make it up to you by taking you here!!! Who doesn't like the carnival?
<br><br>
David: I don't.
<br><br>
Travis: Turn that frown upside down Davey....what's our first match??
<br><br>
David: Our first match is newcommer Xtreme Kid taking on the Ace of Spades....and don't call me Davey.
<br><br>
Travis: Boy that match sounds like it's gonna suck!!! I think I'm gonna find some rides to go on.
<br><br>
David: Ugh....just roll the footage.
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Ace of Spades Vs Xtreme Kid
<br><br>
The XTreme kid is already in the ring waiting on the Ace of Spades. Ace of Spades by Motorhead hits and out comes XTreme's opponent. Ace and the Kid tie up. Ace with a duck under... XTreme Kid hits a standing switch and Ace arm drags him to the ground. Both men tie up again and The Ace of Spades whips the Xtreme Kid into the ropes. Leap frog by Ace. XTreme off the other rope and then Ace goes down to the mat. The newcomer XTreme Kid jumps over him and runs towards the opposite rope but out of nowhere 187 jumps out of the crowd and pulls the rope down sending the Kid to the outside. 187 is up on the apron. Ace of Spades swings at him but 187 ducks and delivers a shoulder thrust to the stomach. He grabs Ace while still on the apron and delivers a chokeslam to the concrete. After climbing in the ring, 187 is attacked by a returning XTreme Kid. Kid tries a running clothesline but 187 ducks and delivers the cradle piledriver. XTreme Kid rolls out of the ring as 187 asks for a microphone.....
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187: I've been more than patient with this fed....and what has it gotten me?? NOTHING!!!! I fight time and time again on Warzone, and STILL I get overlooked for that no talent Cartier!!! Well I've had enough!!! Cartier, you and I both know that Obake can't wrestle...which is a shame...but it gives me the perfect oppotunity to prove myself in front of the world!!! How about it Cartier.....you and me for the HWC TV title!! You can run but you can't hide....cause it'll soon be 187 on your backside!!!
<br><br>
((187 drops the mic and walks away....the crowd is stunned...))
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<br><br>
David: A shocker there as 187 took out both men AND issued a challenge to Kyle Cartier for the HWC TV title at Retribution!! On that note, The entire HWC staff and crew wants to wish Obake a speedy recovery....a true champion in every way.
<br><br>
(( As David is talking, you hear a far away voice that sounds familar....))
<br><br>
Voice: Davey!!!! Davey up here!!!
<br><br>
David: Travis where the hell are you??? And dammit don't call me Davey!!!
<br><br>
Voice: Up here Davey!!!!
<br><br>
(( The camera goes up as you see Travis on top of a ferris Wheel...camera cuts back to David, who is livid...))
<br><br>
David: Are you planning to do this show sometime soon???
<br><br>
Travis: Sure man, but this ferris wheel seems to be stuck!!!
<br><br>
David: Ugh, well we'll just cut to a commercial then...
<br><br>
Travis: Can you hold onto this for me Davey??
<br><br>
David: Grrrrrrrrr...ok, but DON'T call me Davey!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Thanks Davey!!!
<br><br>
(( David waits for what he thinks is the teddy bear but instead gets a cheap but hard toaster upside the head...knocking him out....))
<br><br>
Travis: Did you catch it Davey??? Davey....???
<br><br>
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<br><br>
Sunday.....april 15th....Rupp Arena....Lexington Kentucky will be the site for HWC RETRIBUTION!!!!! Don't miss this all star lineup as...
<br><br>
Bloodlust Slayer Vs Desert Storm Vs Drastic Measures for a shot at the HWC Tag titles!!!
<br><br>
187 Vs Kyle Cartier....TV title on the line...if Cartier wins, he gets 5 minutes alone with Travis Best!!!
<br><br>
Chaotic J will defend his Eropean title against his arch nemisis Jugabusa!!!
<br><br>
The Finals of the HWC TV Tag Title tourny will take place!!!
<br><br>
Gravedigger takes on the upstart Cyrus Storm!!!
<br><br>
Tiger will defend her Hardcore title against Smackdaddy!!!
<br><br>
And the main event.....Jaguar will defend the HWC World Heavyweight Title against I2K in a barbed wire match!!!! Ixon will be special referee!!!
<br><br>
So don't miss all the action on Sunday as Rupp Arena will explode with HWC RETRIBUTION!!!
<br><br>
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<br><br>
David: (holding an ice pack to his forehead) We are back and coming up next is a match with newcommer Steve LaSalle...a close friend and former partner of Ixon....taking on the underrated Dr. Dre.
<br><br>
Travis: (looking at his toaster) Man you totally dented this up!! You can't catch worth crap!!
<br><br>
David: (look of anger on his face) SHUT UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU ARE RUINING IT BY BEING A COMPLETE MORON!!!! LET'S JUST WATCH THE DAMN MATCH!!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Geez...you sure get cranky when a large metal object falls on your head.....
<br><br>
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<br><br>
Steve LaSalle Vs Dr. Dre
<br><br>
Steve LaSalle makes his way to the ring first followed by Dr. Dre. Dre takes 
the offensive quickly attacking the Sweet One from behind with some 
forearms. He pushes Steve into the turnbuckle and snapmares him to he 
ground. Dre picks his opponent up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Dre 
moves quick to get on top of him and begins to hit him with a series of 
closed fists to the face. The ref warns him and this stops him just long 
enough to allow The big man Steve LaSalle to toss Dre halfway across the 
ring. Dre is up fast and charges but LaSalle moves and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Dre up slowly and LaSalle delivers a back body drop. Attempted cover by LaSalle with a forearm in the face but Dre kicks out at two. LaSalle whips Dre into the ropes and lifts him high into the air upon his return. Dre lands hard on his face but LaSalle only gets a two on the cover. Another whip into the ropes by LaSalle and he tries the same move, however; Dre kicks him in the face this time. LaSalle staggers backwards and Dre runs off the ropes and delivers a bulldog. Cover by Dre but LaSalle kicks out with power at only one. Dre with a neckbreaker and now going to the middle rope. Elbow drop and another one count. Now Dre climbs up top. LaSalle is slow to get up and Dre hits a high cross body. Close two count this time but LaSalle gets a shoulder up. Dre goes up top and tries another high cross body but has gone ot the well once too often. The Sweet One catches him in midair and walks around the ring for a second. In an awesome power display LaSalle lifts Dre in a gorilla press and then bring him down to his shoulder and a hard power slam. LaSalle gets the 1..2..3 and the win over the man from Compton.
<br><br>
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<br><br>
David: A very impressive win by LaSalle...and I think we'll be seeing him climbing the ranks soon....Travis what are you doing now?
<br><br>
Travis: I'm trying to knock these bottles over!!
<br><br>
David: (watching Travis throw some poor shots) Man you can't hit a damn thing if it ran into your hand!!!
<br><br>
Travis: You think you can do better???
<br><br>
David: Hey, I was on my college baseball team thank you....threw a no hitter once.
<br><br>
Travis: (twirling finger in the air) Big woo.
<br><br>
David: (moving Travis out of the way) Let me show you how someone REALLY throws!!!
<br><br>
(( David winds up and throws a hard pitch straight into the bottles....the bottles are rigged though and the ball comes back and nails David right in the crotch....David rolls on the ground in obvious pain...))
<br><br>
Travis: Yeah you showed me there Davey...you know I think this game is rigged.
<br><br>
David: Don't........call....me...
<br><br>
Travis: (interupting) Well let's take it to Chris Murphy in the HWC studios for another edition of Murphy's Laws!!!
<br><br>
(( Travis looks down at the fallen Tanjic....))
<br><br>
Travis: You know you're suppose to hit the bottles not your bal...
<br><br>
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<br><br>
(( The camera cuts to a shot of the HWC studios, where Chris Murphy is sitting at his desk....))
<br><br>
Chris: Umm thanks, I think....and welcome to another edition of Murphy's Laws!! I got some exclusive news so let's get down to buisness!!!
<br><br>
- I just got word of TWO of the three matches the HWC has made for the Clash of Champions supercard!!!! The Highlord tandem of Chaotic J, Steampunkk, and Klaus Van Hammer will be taking on Smackdaddy, Gravedigger and Ixon!!! If that's not a main event anywhere in the country I don't know what is!!
<br><br>
_ The second match is gonna be a doozy as Michael Streetz and Kash Flagg will FINALLY go at it in a ....get this.....C4 explosive match!!!!! Someone may not be getting out of there alive!!!
<br><br>
_ With the unfortunate accident of Obake, this gives 187 a chance to shine...Cartier or 187 can walk away with this one...keep an eye on these two future superstars.
<br><br>
_ With Bulldozer out...rumors are abound that the IC title will be held up and two men will be going after it...but who??
<br><br>
_ It looks like the three way tag match is going to be a bust....maybe NONE of them are worthy of taking on Team Extreme!!
<br><br>
_ Tiger Vs Smackdaddy should be a classic.....two hardcore warriors fighting it out....but one has to wonder how much heart Tiger has in this match after Obake's accident.
<br><br>
_ Finally, and this is some big news......The HWC shirt WILL be up for sale in a couple weeks!!! It's on a gray t-shirt and it looks great!!!
<br><br>
 So guys untill the next Warzone, this is Chris Murphy and I'll see you next time for Murphy's Laws!!!
<br><br>
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<br><br>
David: (in high pitched voice) Well....ahem....(normal voice) Well that was Chris Murphy with Murphy's Laws...and we are set for our main event. Travis Best has been sent to ride the tilt-a-whirl behind me so I won't be forced to listen to his babble....
<br><br>
(( Travis rolls by every couple seconds and suddenly screams...))
<br><br>
Travis: HEY DAVEY!!!!
<br><br>
David: Grrrrr...anyways, our main event is the duo of Johnny Rave and Steampunkk vs Tappa Kegga Beer for a chance to go to the finals at Retribution!!
<br><br>
Travis: I'm not feeling so good!!!
<br><br>
David: Suck it in big boy!!! (laughs)
<br><br>
Travis: (flying by again) I'm gonna be sick!!!!
<br><br>
(( David gets a horrified look on his fave as Travis throws up and it's heading right towards David!!!!))
<br><br>
_________________________________________________________________________
<br><br>
Rave/Steampunkk Vs Tappa Kegga Beer - TV Title Tourny
<br><br>
Bruno von gotch and Dane Seagnot are stagering in the middle of the ring and Steampunkk and Rave are standing across from them....giving each other hateful looks. Steampunkk then suddenly charges Dane and throws him into the corner .....he starts punching Dane wildly then Steampunkk back off. Dane slumps down in the corner,and Steampunkk then starts to kick Dane in the stomach. Steampunkk walks over to the corner and tags in Rave. Rave walks over to Dane picks him up and slams him to the mat followed by a quick leg drop across the chest. Rave then walks over and tags in Steampunkk. Steampunkk walks over Dane reaches up and tags in Bruno. Bruno stumbles into the ring and Steampunkk whips him into the ropes Bruno is coming back towards Steampunkk and he falls over before he gets there Steampunkk then rolls Bruno over and pins him 1..2... Bruno kicks out. Steampunkk grabs Bruno and gives him a perfect vertical Suplex, then grabs him and throws him over the top rope. Dane reaches for Steampunkk but Steampunkk hits him and Dane falls off the apron and to the floor. Rave then goes outside and grabs Bruno rolls him back into the ring. Steampunkk pins him 1..2.. Bruno kicks out. Steampunkk grabs Bruno and gives him a snap Suplex. Steampunkk then walks over and tags in Rave. Rave walks over to Bruno and start stomping away at him. Rave then lifts up Bruno and gives him a snapmare, and a quick elbow drop. Rave then turns around working the crowd they start to gasp all of a sudden Chaotic J appears behind him Rave turns around and J nails him with a chair!!! J then quickly slides out of the ring with Steampunkk and leaves!!!Bruno stats to get up he is walking towards Dane but Bruno trips over the fallen Rave he lands on top of him the referee starts to count 1..2..3!!! Bruno has won the match!!! Tappa Kegga Beer has won!!!
<br><br>
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<br><br>
(( David covered in puke..cleaning himself off....beyond livid...))
<br><br>
David: THAT'S IT!!! I'M NOT WORKING WITH THIS MORON ANYMORE!!! I GET HIT ON THE HEAD, KNOCKED IN THE GONADS, AND PUKED ON....THAT'S IT!!
<br><br>
Travis: I sense you are angry.
<br><br>
David: YOU DAMN RIGHT I'M ANGRY!!!! HOW A COMPLETE IDIOT LIKE YOURSELF GOT A SHOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!!!
<br><br>
(( David storms off...Travis just looks on in amazement...))
<br><br>
Travis: Sorry Davey...
<br><br>
(( From a distance you can hear David yell out...."my names not Davey!!!" as Travis is munching on some cotton candy....the show ends.))<!--'"</title></head>-->

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