(( The show opensup inside McGinty's Bar and Grill...a local pub located only a block from HWC Headquarters...Travis Best and David Tanjic are sitting at the bar....Travis is nursing a beer while Tanjic has a coke in his hand....))
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David: Welcome folks to another edition of Warzone!!! I'm David Tanjic, Chris Murphy is in the studio preparing for his "Murphy's Law" segment coming up later and with me is....
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Travis: And with him is the best damn announcer in the buisness today, Travis Best!!!
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David: Yes...anyways, we have a great show for you as our main event is Obake defending his TV title against 187!! It should be a good match!
<br><br>
Travis: I'm glad thats the main event.
<br><br>
David: You do??
<br><br>
Travis: yeah, it gets me a chance to get drunk...that's the only way I'll enjoy the match.
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David: (looking at Travis in disgust as Travis finishes his beer) Well I'M excited, so let's get to the ring for our first match as Kyle Cartier takes on Dr. Dre.
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Travis: (knocking over his empty glass) Cartier????!! Where is that psycho!!!??
<br><br>
David: Travis....he's not here.
<br><br>
Travis: Oh ..ok. (waving down bartender) another beer for me please!!
<br><br>
David: Oh brother....
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Dr. Dre Vs Kyle Cartier
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The match starts off with a tie up, and Dre gets the advantage. Dre sends Cartier into the ropes and gets knocked down...Cartier hits the ropes again and gets hiptossed over. Dre goes on the attack with lefts and rights, sending Cartier into the corner. Dre goes up top and starts punhing Cartier in the head....til Cartier grabs Dre and hits a sit down powerbomb. Cartier begins working on the leg of Dre, stomping on the leg until Dre pokes him in the eyes. Dre hobbles his way back up and hooks Cartier for a DDT....he goes for the pin...1.....2....and Cartier kicks out. Obake now makes his way to the ringside area and watches as Dre beats up on Cartier....Cartier tries to counter Dre's attack with a spin kick, but hits the ref instead. Obake leaps in the ring and begins attacking Cartier along with Dre.....Obake jumps out of the ring to grab a chair, as Dre is holding Cartier up. Obake comes in the ring....sets him up....and hits Dre instead!!! Cartier moved out of the way!!! Obake looks at the unconscious Dre before getting hit with a missle dropkick by Cartier....Cartier goes for the pin as the ref is getting revived......1......2.........3!!!! Kyle Cartier wins the match and begins taunting Obake to enter the ring.....Obake is having to be restrained by security as the fans cheer for Cartier.
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David: A great match by those two. I may not like Dre's swearing but there's no denying his improvment.
<br><br>
Travis: (slightly slurring) I can deny it!!! He sucks goat nipples!!
<br><br>
David: How many drinks have you had?
<br><br>
Travis: (holds up three fingers) Like....umm....seven.
<br><br>
David: I think you need to ease up off of the alcohol.
<br><br>
Travis: And I think you need a personality!!!
<br><br>
David: Right. We got some footage here recently at a house show of Joey Starr....I wanted everyone to view this cause I find it very interesting.
<br><br>
Travis: you also think that CNN is interesting....just roll the damn footage !!(belch)
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David: Lovely.....
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(("Don't stop me now" by Queen hits and the crowd go wild as Joey walks down the aisle with a scowl on his face, as he snatches the mic from the ring announcer he glares at him for a few seconds before yelling at him to get out of the ring.))
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JOEY: Well, thanks to those highlords Rio is now on the injured list and to be quite honest I'll be suprised if he ever comes back (Crowd Boo and chant RIO...RIO...RIO!) Highlords you all just signed your own death warrants. However there was one man that I respected because he reminded me a lot of a young Joey Starr and that man was Johnny Rave. Me and you have had our differences Johnny but if you wanna beat those Highlords as much as I do then we have to do it together. You and Kash are two tough bastards and you both wanna know what I can bring to the table.
<br><br>
(( Joey reaches into his top pocket and pulls out a huge wad of bills and starts liberally throwing them into the crowd.))
<br><br>
JOEY: Look I'm just throwing these thousand dollar bills away (He finishes.) fifty thousand gone in fifty seconds. I'm the richest man in wrestling and believe me I'll pay whatever it takes to get rid of the highlords and I'll pay whoever is prepared to do the job. Rave,Kash I'll gladly hand over $500,000 to each of you if you can destroy the highlords for me before the end of our next PPV.  So thats it Highlords I'm putting a price on your head and believe me you guys are worth every penny!
<br><br>
((The music hits once again and Joey leaves the ring to head to the back with his arms in the air.))
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David: A bounty is on the Highlord's heads!!! Do you think Kash and Rave will take it?
<br><br>
Travis: Hell.....I'll take it....jusss gimme a crowbar....
<br><br>
David: Ok Travis you are drunk now.
<br><br>
Travis: Screw you buddy!!! I can get wasted on my own show if I want!!! (starts chugging another beer)
<br><br>
David: (with a slight grin) Hey look, there's Kyle Cartier!!
<br><br>
Travis: WHAT!!!?? ( falls off the barstool and spills his beer)
<br><br>
David: Heh, that was fun. Now let's get to our next matchup as Drastic measures takes on Tappa Kegga Beer in the HWC TV Tag tourny!!
<br><br>
Travis: (offscreen) I spilled my f**king beer on me....damn you Tanjic!!
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<br><br>
TV TAG Title Tourny- Drastic Measures Vs Tappa Kegga Beer
<br><br>
Bruiser and Storm wait for their opponents to come out....they are shocked to see Dane and Bruno stumbling from behind the curtain, tripping over it and literally rolling down the rampway to the ring as the fans laugh hard at them. Brett and Storm can barely contain their laughter as Tappa Kegga Beer tries to get up and fails miserably. Brett decide to pull Bruno into the ring and he and Storm beat the living hell out of him. They set him up and hit a double suplex following by a double elbowdrop....Storm goes for the pin...1....2....and Storm pulls him back up!!! Storm places a few more kicks to Bruno's head as Dane is climbing the ropes.....Brett gets in the ring and pushes the ropes....crotching Dane and sending him out of the ring. Ixon appears out of nowhere, as Brett is being taken out of the ring by the ref....Storm tries for another suplex on Steve, but Ixon clips his legs and Bruno falls on top of Storm!!!! The ref sees Bruno on top of Storm and counts....1.....2.....3!!!! Brett couldn't make it in time and Tappa Kegga Beer advance!!!! Brett and Storm are shocked and put Bruno up in a combo powerbomb/ddt maneuver!!!! Bruno and Dane may be the winners, but they sure don't look like it!!
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<br><br>
David: Tappa Kegga Beer wins in a big shocker....especially since they were drunker than my broadcast partner here.
<br><br>
Travis: I am NOT drunk *hic*.....I'm jusss feelin goooooooood!!
<br><br>
David: Sure you are.
<br><br>
Travis: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
<br><br>
David: Oh boy....and with that we go to Chris Murphy in the studio for his "Murphy's Law"...
<br><br>
Travis: I got a law!!
<br><br>
David: Oh am I gonna regret this....what law is that?
<br><br>
Travis: He who throwsss stones in glass hous...houses....gets...uh....a lot of broken glass. (starts laughing uncontrollably)
<br><br>
David: Chris take it away please!!
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<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to inside the HWC studios, where Chris Murphy is sitting at the desk...))
<br><br>
Chris: Thanks David and I'm sorry you have to host with Travis....It's been a busy week here in the HWC, as the buildup to the Clash of Champions Supercard is underway. We all saw Brian Supreme and his crew invade Slaughter, and something tells me this isn't the last time we see them here in the HWC.Anyways, here are my Laws for the week!!!
<br><br>
- We saw one of the feature feds invade the HWC....something tells me the other fed involved, the OOCW, will make their presence known.
<br><br>
- The Heroes of Hardcore are getting stronger everyday....rumors are abound of one disgruntled wrestler ready to make the leap to the HOH.
<br><br>
- Lavey has got to be happy about the Highlords....with a stable capable of holding all the titles here in the HWC....this is a group to watch...especially Steampunkk.
<br><br>
- Johnny Rave is ready for the next level...he just needs to step up and take it.
<br><br>
- Jugabusa is fast becoming the uncrowned hardcore champ....I bet he's just waiting to see the outcome of the Tiger/Smackdaddy match at the Retribution PPV.
<br><br>
- The TV title is shaping up to be very competitive.....with Kyle Cartier, 187, Ace of Spades, Mr. Gregr, and Joey Starr vieing for Obake's title, I'd be surprised to not see the title change hands a number of times.
<br><br>
- Is there anyone who can give Jaguar a challenge? The champ is getting too content....with a returning superstar coming back soon that may change.
<br><br>
Chris: Until next time, I'm Chris Murphy and this has been Murphy's Laws.
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<br><br>
Travis: (talking to a passed out drunk) Nobody likes me....they are out to get me. Jealoussss they are....especially that Tantrum guy!!
<br><br>
David: While Travis is talking out his ass....I'll go ahead and tell you about our main event. Obake is defending his HWC TV Title against 187 in what proves to be an interesting matchup.
<br><br>
Travis: (yelling) Cartier can kiss my rosey red ass!!!
<br><br>
David: Uhhhh ok. 187 is an up and comer here in the HWC who has made strides to better himself....this will be interesting. So without further ado, let's get to the ring!!
<br><br>
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<br><br>
TV Title Match- Obake Vs 187
<br><br>
This match starts out as an all out brawl between these two men.....a test of strength proves too much for 187 as Obake gets the nod....Obake kicks 187 in the midsection and hits a belly to belly suplex. Obake takes the boots to 187 before he rolls out of the ring...with Obake close behind. Obake grabs 187's head and attempts to ram it into the ringpost, but 187 pushes Obake into it...hurting his arm. 187 grabs the ring bell and whacks it upside Obake's head, busting Obake open. 187 rolls Obake back in and proceeds to punch him in the head...opening him up more. 187 throws Obake into the turnbuckle and hits a giant splash on him....Obake lays prone as 187 climbs the ropes for a frogspalsh, but ends up on the other end of Obake's knees. 187 clutches his stomach as Obake hits a belly to back suplex into a pinning attempt....1.....2.....and 187 kicks out. Obake picks him up and sends him into the ropes....hitting a nice looking powerslam for another pin attempt.....1.....2....and Kyle Cartier hits the ring and begins beating on Obake. The ref rings the bell and 187 is disqualified!!! Cartier hits the Crazynator on Obake as the fans go wild!!!! Cartier turns around and gets hit with 187's cradle piledriver!!!!! 187 is livid that Cartier screwed up hiw TV title match and is taking it out on Cartier!!! Security hits the ring and pulls 187 off of Cartier, as the fans start throwing trash into the ring....187 walks off with the now stolen TV Title belt.
<br><br>
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<br><br>
David: Well this has certainly been an interesting show....I want to thank everyone for tuning in and....
<br><br>
Bartender: Ok that will be 77.50 plus tip.
<br><br>
David: What are you talking about? I didn't have anything to drink.
<br><br>
Bartender: Your passed out buddy said you was covering the tab tonight so pay up.
<br><br>
David: What??? Why that lousy son of a.....(reached into his wallet) I only got a hundred.
<br><br>
Bartender: (taking the hundred) Thanks for the tip now get lost!!
<br><br>
David: Why.....you...you....DAMN!!!
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(( The show ends with David trying to pick up Travis....they both fall down knocking over a table....the show ends.))<!--'"</title></head>-->

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