(( The sow opens up in the studios of HWC enterprises.....the darken studio lights up and Travis Best and Chris Murphy are shown sitting at the main desk...))
Travis: Welcome one and all to MY show, Warzone!!!! I'm the greatest color man in the biz, Travis Best!!! (in lowered voice) And with me is Chris Murphy.
Chris: Gee thanks for the rousing introduction there Best.
Travis: Only the best here my boy!!!
Chris: Folks we have a great show here today....the returning Steve Saxon faces 187.....our TV Tag tourny has another first round matchup as The SuperStarrs face the unlikely duo of Mr. Gregr and Kyle Cartier...
Travis: (interupting) I'm surprised Cartier can walk much less wrestle after what me and Obake did to him. (laughs)
Chris: Yes I saw what happened....and speaking of Obake, he defends his newly won TV title against the Ace of Spades!!
Travis: How the hell did Ace get a title shot?
Chris: He earned it.
Travis: (snickering) maybe behind a dumpster.
Chris: Anyways, let's get right to our first matchup as Steve Saxon faces 187!!!
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Steve Saxon Vs 187
Steve Saxon and 187 are both standing in the middle of the ring. Saxon
charges 187 and 187 sides steps him and wraps Saxon in a sleeper. Saxon is
getting very light on his feet... 187 may just put him out with this move.
Saxon then follows with a couple of elbows to the kidneys and escapes the
hold he whips 187 into the ropes he ducks 187 and then 187 comes back off
the ropes clotheslining Saxon to the ground. 187 then gives him a quick leg
drop across the chest and picks up Saxon and dropkicks him in the face and
over the ropes. Saxon hits the ground with a loud thud. 187 gets out of the
ring and whips Saxon into the barrier along the outside. 187 then takes
Saxon and rams his face into the announce table and then gives him a slam to
the ground. 187 slides back into the ring and the referee begins to count
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!! 187 wins by count out....and the crowd boos over the cheap finish.
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Chris: We are back, and it seems Saxon has slipped a bit.
Travis: In all seriousness it's a shame because Saxon was a hell of a wrestler....hell back in the UWC he beat Kash Flagg in his second match.
Chris: Indeed he did. I hope he gets his stuff back because he was a true talent to watch.
Travis: Enough of the sob sob crap....let's get to another match!!!
Chris: Well, our next match is a first round matchup of the HWC TV tag tourny!!!
Travis: Our first round so far has seen the Highlord team of Johnny Rave and Steampunkk defeating the Succubus Club....it's gonna be a sight to see if these two men win it, cause they seem to hate each other right now!!
Chris: That was evident last Saturday, especially when Chaotic J was named the newest member of the Highlords.
Travis: I know Lavey has something up his sleeve I just know it!!
Chris: We'll find out this Saturday when Rave calls the Highlords out!!
Travis: Enough of the idle chat let's get to the match!!
Chris: (visably annoyed) Ok Ok.....The SuperStarrs will be taking on the team of Kyle Cartier and Mr. Gregr...the winner faces the winner of the upcoming Desert Storm/ East West Connection match!!
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Mr. Gregr/Kyle Cartier Vs. the SuperStarrs- TV Tag Title tourny match
Standing in the middle of the ring are Gregr and Cartier in one corner and
the team of Rio and Joey Starr in the other. The two men to start this match
out will be Joey and Cartier. Cartier and Joey lock up and Joey gets the upper
hand and throws Cartier into his corner. Joey tags Rio and they both kick at
Cartier until he slumps down in the turnbuckle. Rio lifts him up and whips
him to the other corner Rio then runs at Cartier, but Cartier gets up a foot
and kicks Rio in the face while Rio has his back turned. Cartier runs and him
and hits a facebuster on Rio. Cartier goes to his corner and tags in Gregr.
Gregr walks over to a fallen Rio and starts kicking him while he is on the
ground. Gregr picks up Rio and gives him a vertical Suplex, then lifts Rio
and German Suplexs him into a pin 1..2.. Joey comes in and saves his brother
Rio. Cartier then runs in and starts battling with Joey. Cartier then throws
Joey to the outside. Cartier grabs Rio and Slams him the ground.
Gregr stands above Rio kicking him while he is on the ground and Cartier
goes to the top rope and jumps off with a huge flying body drop into a pin
1..2..3!!!! Gregr and Cartier get the win over the Superstarrs!!!!
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Chris: The unlikely team of Gregr and Cartier make it to the semi's!!!!!
Travis: (angry) Why I....I....can't BELEIVE that those two idiots won!
Chris: It is a bit of an upset.
Travis: A bit??? Those two can't wrestle their way out of a paper sack!!
Chris: That's only your opinion.
Travis: And that's the only opinion that counts....
Chris: let's cut to a promo that was shot earlier today during a house show involving Bruno Von Gotch Jr.
Travis: Like father, like son....
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((Bruno Von Gotch Senior is making his way out to the ring. There's something
different about him. He is... sober. Hair combed, well dressed, walking
straight... He's never looked better. Slowly he makes his way down and into
the ring.))
Travis Best: Well it looks like Bruno Senior may have finally cleaned himself
up a little. He looks like the Bruno we all loved from the 30's or 40's.... or
whenever.
((Asking for a mic, he clears his throat and begins to speak.))
Bruno Sr: I come to you today with a sad heart. After watching my son Bruno
this weekend I have been filled with grief, sadness, and anger. Anger not at
him but at myself. Only now in this late hour do I see how I have failed my
family; how I have failed my son. I blame myself entirely for what Junior has
become. I know that if I had been there for him this would all have been
avoided.
((Bruno Senior pauses for a second to choke back a tear.))
Eddie Danniels: I am truely moved by this. This is a sad day for wrestling.
Travis Best: .......wuss.
Bruno Sr: Son, I know you're backstage and I know you can hear this. These are
powerful words I'm saying. I've never expressed myself to you before but now
I'm trying to tell you that I love you and care about your life. I have
problems and you are on the verge of following my self-destructive ways. If
you'll come out here now, we can try to work through this... together.
Eddie: This must be ripping Bruno Junior apart emotionally.
((Backstage Bruno Junior and Dane Seganot are standing in a corner under the
influence of some substance watching a dog lick his private regions.))
Junior: Ha Haha. Yeah. Hahaha, this is cool.
Dane: Yeah. Heehee. Haha.
Junior: Dude, I wish I could do that.
Dane looks at him for a second.
Dane: That dog would not be too happy about that.
Junior: Huh?
((An HWC employee runs up to the duo.))
Stagehand: Hey guys, you gotta go out to the ring right now. Your dad's out
there pouring his heart out Bruno.
((Bruno and Dane stare blankly for about 15 seconds before Junior pulls out a
one-hitter, sparks it up, and takes a drag.))
Bruno: Ok.
((Back in the ring Bruno Senior is leaning on the ropes waiting for his son.
Bruno and Dane come down using the railing for balance.))
Eddie: See I knew he would come out here. These guys are family. Their love
can overcome all these problems.
Travis: Are you purposely trying to make me sick?
((Senior holds the ropes open for his son but let's go before Dane can enter the
ring. Dane enters on his own and goes to a corner to sit down.))
Bruno Senior: Son, thank you for coming out here. I know this must be
difficult for you. It's hard for me too. I brought you here because I have a
problem and I think you have a problem and we can overcome it if we work
together. Ever since you went away to that college you have changed. It's my
fault for not being a better example to you and it's people like him...
((Points to Dane))
Senior: Who you have had to turn to. These are not your true friends Bruno.
They are corrupting you. You need to come home to your family. Home to me and
your mother. We love you son.
((Bruno Junior stares blankly before being overcome with emotion.))
Junior: Oh dad!!!
((They embrace. A long hug.))
Ed: See, I told you. Deep down Bruno loves his father. These two should be
together. This is so beautiful (sniffle).
Travis: You know I wonder if you truely are a man sometimes.
((Senior is crying. He is so emotional. After they hug, Senior raises his son's
arms in the air and they.....))
BOOM Motha F**ka!!!!
((Junior delivers a super kick to his dad's face laying him out in the middle of
the ring.))
Travis: Oooh I know he was gonna do that!!! He doesn't need that drunk old man.
This is the right move for Bruno Junior. Good for you man!!!
((Dane climbs the ropes and delivers a wicked swanton bomb to the fallen Bruno
Von Gotch Senior. Quickly, Dane picks him up and whips the old man into the
ropes. As he bounces back Dane wraps a sleeper around Senior. He fights
briefly but starts to go unconscious. Junior goes outside and under the ring.
He pulls out a pair of clippers. He climbs back in and begins to shave the
hair off of his father who is out cold. Dane pulls a beer out of his pocket
and chugs about half of it. He pours the rest on Bruno Senior.))
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Chris: Oh my.....god.
Travis: FINALLY Bruno get's it straight!!!
Chris: That was just horrible...
Travis: Hey maybe I should hang out with those tow...they seem like fun.
Chris: That was horrible Travis!!!
Travis: What was??? Oh I won't be looking at some dog licking his nads...just a few beers.
Chris: that's not what I mean....nevermind.
Travis: Glad you see it my way. Our main event is Obake defending his TV Title against the (snicker) Ace of Spades....I tell you he must of went out back and ble...
Chris: TRAVIS!!! Let's just get to the match!!!
Travis: Man, you can be worse than Danniels sometimes....pansy.
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Obake Vs. Ace of Spades- TV Title match
Obake and Ace are both standing in the ring Ace and Obake lock up. Obake gets
the upper hand and slams Ace to the ground then elbow drops Ace across the
neck. Obake picks up Ace and sends him into the ropes... Obake is ready do back
body drop him when Ace stops and double axe handles Obake across the back.
Ace then grabs Obake and gives him a snap Suplex followed by a pin 1.. kick
out. Ace picks up Obake he goes for another Suplex and Obake reverses and
Knees him in the stomach, then gives him a powerful DDT. Obake grabs Ace off
the ground whips him into the ropes and clotheslines him. Obake goes to
the ground choking him blatantly... the referee warns him and Obake releases the
hold. Obake then grabs Ace and throws him over the top rope and follows him
outside. Obake goes to throw Ace into the ring steps but Ace reverses and
Obake crashes into the steel steps. Ace waits for Obake to get up, Obake
starts to stand and stagger a little. Ace charges him but Obake steps out of
the way, grabs Ace and slams him into the ring post. Obake grabs Ace, puts him
back into the ring, and goes for the pin 1..2.. Ace kicks out. Obake grabs
Ace and whips him into the turnbuckle Obake walks over sets up Ace on the
top turnbuckle Obake climbs to the second and delivers a powerful Superplex
Ace is out Obake goes for the cover 1..2..3 Obake wins!!!! After the match Obake
is stepping outside the ring and wait who is this??? Kyle Cartier has run in
from the back and is attacking Obake at ringside!!!! Cartier throws Obake into
the side of the ring knocking him over!!! Cartier then goes under the ring and
finds a chair. He sets up the chair and nails Obake over the head with the chair
sending him to the floor!!! Cartier then raises the chair into the air and
walks back to the locker room!!!
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Chris: Wow!!! That match was a lot closer than I thought...
Travis: (yelling) HOW DARE CARTIER ATTACK OBAKE!!!!???? THAT PSYCHO HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!
Chris: Travis....relax...
Travis: I WILL NOT RELAX!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW BUDDY AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GET THE HELL OUT!!!
Chris: OOOOOOOOOk....and it looks like the end of another edition of warzone...
Travis: THIS SHOW ENDS WHEN I WANT IT TO END!!! I WILL NOT LET IT END!!
Chris: I'm Chris Murphy, along with a psychotic Travis Best and we'll see you next week on warzone!!
Travis: THE SHOW IS NOT ENDING!!! HEY YOU.....STOP LOWERING THE LIGHTS!!! DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
(( The lights lower as Chris runs away....Travis is knocking things over in a weak display of anger....the show ends.))