(( The show opens up in the old HWC studios, where Warzone was previously taped....the studio is dark and a figure seems to be sitting in the chair....the lights come on and there sits Travis Best!!!! A smirk is across his face as he begins to speak...))
Travis: That's right people I'm back!!!! I got the best lawyers money can buy and finally got back MY show!!! Unfortunately, I HAVE to have a co-host so without further ado...ugh...here's Chris Murphy.
Chris: Thank you Travis and I must say it's a pleasure to be working with you on Warz..
Travis: Of COURSE it's your pleasure!!! You're working with the best color man in the buisness!!
Chris: Ummm yes...like I was saying, we have three great matches lined up for you all, including words from the Professor.
Travis: That Professor is a smart man....almost as smart as me.
Chris: Umm yes...anyways, let's get to our first match as Mr. Gregr takes on Dr. Dre.
Travis: Gregr not only teaches these morons about economics, he also showed Stumpy a bit of an asswhupping!!! (laughs)
Chris: Let's get to the ring and watch the action!!
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Mr. Gregr Vs Dr. Dre
"Forgot About Dre" hits over the PA as Dr. Dre himself
walks from behind the curtain, smoking a cigar...the
lights flicker as the gangsta walks down the aisle to
minimal cheers...Dr. Dre rushes through the ropes and
puts out his cigar, flicking it at some fan wearing
grey trousers and a grey coat, with a dark blue shirt
and bright green tie underneath..."Forgot About Dre"
fades out and "Economic Rap" begins, as the fans give
a respectable cheer...the word "ECONOMICS" comes up as
a marquee on the HWCtron, scrolling across...finally,
Mr. Gregr walks out from behind the curtain, wearing
his typical grey attire plus a bright red shirt and
dark green tie...Mr. G leisurely waltzes to the ring,
and slowly gets in as the ref orders the bell to
ring...it does, and this match is under way!...the two
vastly different wrestlers circle each other and Mr. G
signals for a test of strength...Dr. Dre warily brings
his arms up, but then quickly kicks Mr. G in the
gut!...Dre with an irish whip, followed by a stiff
clothesline...Dre picks Gregr up by the hair, but is
quickly smacked in the face...Mr. G lays in some hard
rights, irish whip to the ropes, powerslam on
Dre!...Mr. G goes for the pin, 1,2, no!...Mr. G locks
in an armbar on Dre, but Dre is close to the ropes and
grabs them with his other arm...the ref yells at Gregr
to break the hold, but he refuses!...the ref begins to
count, and Mr. G finally breaks the hold...Dre slowly
gets up, Mr. G lays in some more hard rights, followed
by a superkick, which sends Dre to the outside!...Mr.
G follows up with a suicide splash over the ropes,
which nearly misses Dre, hurting both
combatants...both struggle to their feet once again,
and Dre kicks Gregr in the gut once more...Dre leads
Gregr by his hair to the ringpost and smashes his head
into it one, two, three times!...Dre rolls Mr. G into
the ring and quickly follows, stomping on Mr. G while
he is grounded...Dre with the cover, 1, 2, no!...Dre
grabs Gregr's leg as if to put on a grapevine, but he
is kicked in the jaw!...Mr. G gets up, big DDT on
Dre!...cover, 1, 2, no, kick out by Dre!...Mr. G
argues with the ref about the count, thinking he had
it...Gregr reluctantly picks Dre up by the hair, irish
whip into the corner turnbuckle...chops in the corner,
1 whoo!...2 whoo!...3 whoo!...Mr. G sets Dre up on the
top and follows him up...Gregr is attempting a
superplex, but Dre is resisting!...Dre drops Gregr off
the top!...Dre signals out to the crowd and slaps his
elbow...he flies off the top, HE IS MET BY MR. G'S
FEET TO HIS FACE!!!...Dre stumbles around blindly, and
Gregr stands!...t-bone suplex by Mr. G!...he's going
for the cover, no, Mr. G just stands above the fallen
Dr. Dre in the center of the ring...Mr. G slowly
swirls his elbow over Dre and runs to the ropes!...to
one side, hop over Dre, to the other side...and there
it is, Mr. Gregr hits the Eastern European Economic
Elbow Drop!!!...that must be it, the cover 1, 2, 3,
Mr. Gregr has bested Dr. Dre!...the fans give a cheer
as the winner of this contest has his hand
raised!...Mr. G begins to leave the ring, CRACK!...big
smash over his head with a steel chair, it came from
the crowd!...someone is running to where Gregr is
stumbling...and Stumpy Malone hops the railing, Stumpy
hit Mr. Gregr with the chair!...rights from Stumpy,
then a HUGE DDT ON THE OUTSIDE!!!...Stumpy stands over
the fallen Mr. Gregr as the crowd is stunned...Stumpy
finally drops the Stumpy Stomach Crusher on the
unconscious Mr. G!!!...Stumpy makes his exit leaving
the crowd confused...
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Chris: What a match as Mr. Gregr dominated Dre...Dre never stood a chance.
Travis: What the hell was that hot dog eating moron doing out there attacking Gregr!!!??
Chris: I believe it was retrobution for what took place last saturday at Slaughter.
Travis: He had no buisness being out there!!!!
Chris: Well what did you think of Dre's performance??
Travis: (confused) Huh?? Oh....well as the song goes, I "forgot about Dre". (starts laughing hard)
Chris: I see....well anyways our next match is up as Kidd Krash tries to make it 2 and 0 against the Ace of Spades.
Travis: Wake me up when this is over....(lays head on the desk)
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Ace Of Spades Vs Kidd Krash
Ace of Spades by Motorhead hits the PA as Ace walks out into the arena and
the crowd starts cheering. Kidd Krash is already in the ring and begins
taunting Ace. Ace wastes no time and runs straight into the ring and starts
trading fists with Krash. Ace catches Krash's fist and whips him into the
ropes, following up with a clothesline. Ace begins celebrating but Krash is
quick to recover and hits Ace with a low blow followed by a DDT. Krash
lifts Ace to his feet and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Krash climbs onto
the turnbuckle and goes for a huge moonsault, but Ace quickly lifts his leg
up and catches Krash in the chin as he comes down! Krash is badly hurt, but
he still manages to stay on his feet. Ace comes up behind Krash and hits a
bulldog, then begins stomping him. Ace starts shouting out to the crowd,
who wildly cheer him on. Krash climbs to his feet and goes for a
neckbreaker on Ace, but Ace reverses it into an armbar. Krash grabs the
rope and pulls himself to his feet as Ace releases the armbar. Ace punches
Krash a few times in the face and he starts to stumble backwards, his chin
now bleeding. Ace whips Krash into the ropes, but knocks the ref down in
the process! Ace doesn't realize that the ref is down and hits the Royal
Flush on Krash. Ace goes for the cover... but no one's there to count it!
Ace finally realizes this and tries to wake the ref. In the meantime, Krash
climbs out of the ring, reaches under it, and pulls out Ace's cue stick!
Ace is still jostling the ref, Krash runs up behind him, but Ace turns around and with a big boot breaks the
cue stick over Kidd's head! The ref comes to his senses as Ace
hooks Kidd's leg... 1... 2... 3!!! Ace Of Spades wins it!!! Suddenly the Succubus Club runs out and begins beating the hell out of Ace!!! Salubri sets up Ace and Samedi hits the Dead By Dawn!!!!! The two men leave as both Ace and Kidd are out!!!
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Chris: Ace of Spades gets the win, but gets laid out by the Succubus Club.
Travis: That was GREAT!!! Bout time we got some action here!!! Man Kidd and Ace stunk up the place!!!
Chris: Wasn't the best match I've seen...
Travis: Deluxe and Ice Cold coulda put on a better match!!
Chris: Everyone has opinions..
Travis: (interupting) And only mine counts.
Chris: Right. Ok guys, up next is new to Warzone and that's Words From the Professor.
Travis: A true genious...
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Hello, this is the Professor back again with an other harrowing edition of my Wrestling Reviews. I know that a lot is going on in the fed right now and that you can't wait for me to get into it so, let's go.
First off I'm going to address the team of Kidd Rock and Streetz. An old team that should have stayed gone. I see little if any chance of them ever going anywhere as a team.
Speaking of tag teams there is going to be a tournament to crown a new division called the TV Tag Titles. There are a lot of high quality teams in the mix. What I want to know is why? Could Team Extreme really be that big of a threat that we need just a whole new title bracket?
Speaking of Team Extreme, rumors are abounding about the Heroes of Hardcore. With Beach along with "Sweet" Steve LaSalle now managing Ixon could it break them apart. There is also a rumor that there will be a new member joining the Heroes. From what I understand he is a very formidable wrestler.
In less than one week two titles have changed hands twice. The Hardcore title, which was stripped from Gravedigger, was won by Klaus. It is currently in the hands of Tiger. As well as that Bulldozer won the title who won it from I2K just over a week ago. Crimson Glory now holds two of HWC's most prestigious titles.
Speaking of Crimson Glory both of the members will be in a four way match for the number one contender spot. This could go one of two ways. Either they'll work together and over come the odds and add the world title to their arsenal or, and this is the one I like, they will tear each other apart and we won't see them ever again.
Mr. Gregr seems to be taking a lot of anger out on several of the wrestlers. What I want to know is what power does economics truly have? As far as I can tell none. This is the worst gimmick since "The Dean" Shane Douglas. And as for Mr. Gregr is concerned, he will never be the Professor.
We seem to have another young talent, or no talent, among the ranks of HWC. This man is along the same lines as Ice Dagger, Hitman, and Lone Wolf. Perhaps he should face Bob Saget. At least Bob makes us laugh.
Last and perhaps least is the world champion Jaguar. He brought us a wonderful show. I must say I thoroughly enjoyed some of HWC's biggest stars being shot at. But, other than that he hasn't been doing a lot. Well, unless you call sitting around with your nuts in your hand a lot.
I'm the Professor and this has been the Professor's Wrestling Reviews. Good bye.
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Chris: Often controversial, that was Word From the Professor.
Travis: I tell you the man is a genious!!!
Chris: if you say so.
Travis: Me and him think so much alike , it's scary!!!
Chris: That is scary.
Travis: Huh??
Chris: Oh nothing. Our final match tonight is for the HWC TV title as Steampunkk defends against Obake. This should be a good match!!
Travis: This will be good, especially with all the conflict that's been going on with Steam and Johnny Rave!!
Chris: So let's head to the ring for our main event!!!
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Steampunkk Vs Obake- TV Title Match
Steampunkk is standing in the middle of the ring and across from him in
Obake. Steampunnk suddenly charges at Obake and Obake gives him a back body
drop over the top rope and Steampunkk hit the floor hard. Obake goes over to
the ropes and steps outside... he lifts up Steampunkk and rams his head into
the announce table a couple times and Obake rolls Steampunkk back into the
ring. Obake then whips Steampunkk into the ropes and knocks him over with a
solid shoulder block. Steampunkk hits the ground hard and Obake follows with
a couple kicks to the chest then a leg drop across the neck. Obake picks up
Steampunkk once again and whips him, but wait Steampunkk reverses it and
elbows Obake in the face then Steampunkk hits him with a fast short arm
clothesline. Steampunkk then gives a perfect vertical Suplex on Obake and
lifts him and then delivers a snap Suplex Steampunkk pins 1..2... Obake kicks
out and Steampunkk whips him into the ropes and wraps Obake up in a sleeper
hold. Obake then grabs Steampunkk and flips him over his shoulder. Obake
then gives him a swift kick to the middle of the back he picks up Steampunkk
and slams him to the mat quickly. Obake then lifts up Steampunkk and throws
him into the referee...the referee is knocked out cold and wait Rave is
running down the ramp with a chair he slides into the ring and aims at Obake
but he hits Steampunkk!!! Steampunkk is out cold and Obake kicks Rave in the
stomach and he throws Rave to the outside. The referee is moving around he
sees the cover 1..2..3!!! Obake is you’re new TV Champ!!!!!Rave is trying to explain to Steampunkk but Steam pushes him down!!! Rave is right back up and the two are nose to nose!!! The rest of the Highlords are now out and are seperating the two men!!!
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Chris: We have a NEW TV champion in Obake, thanks to Johnny Rave.
Travis: It's a travesty I tell you!!!! Rave slipped that's all!!!
Chris: Don't think Steampunkk feels the same way.
Travis: Lavey will think of something!!! He always does!!!
Chris: Let's hope so as both men are going to be tag partners in the TV Tag tourny!!
Travis: Speaking of which, which match are we getting next week?
Chris: We are getting the matchup of the SuperStarrs Vs. the new team of Mr. Gregr and Kyle Cartier...
Travis: Cartier!!??? You better not have that psycho near me!!!!!
Chris: He won't be in the studio Travis...just wrestling.
Travis: Whew ok...
Chris: Our time is up, but stay tuned next week as we have three more great matches for you. I'm Chris Murphy...
Travis: And I'M Travis best and we'll see you next week on MY show!!!
