(( The show opens inside the HWC Warzone studios.....Travis Best is sitting at his desk along with the Ninth Wonder of the World Tiger. The lights come on and the show begins...))
Travis: Welcome to another edition of MY show Warzone!!!! My cohost tonight is a wrestler clawing their way to the top of the HWC. That's right, I'm talking about the only wrestler here who doesn't suffer from penis envy...the Tiger!!
The Tiger: **The Tiger gives Travis a funny look.** Oh please Travis like yar small wrinkly thing is all that.
Travis: Hey!!! So YOU'VE been looking in the shower at me!! And all along I thought it was Danniels.
The Tiger: Oh ya only wish I was looking at ya in the shower dawg. So tell me Travis, how does it feel.
Travis: What?? To have you look at my privates?? I feel pretty damn cheap..and kinda excited.
The Tiger: No ya dum ass, ta know dis is da closest ya will ever get ta a real Woman!
Travis: Ahhh..well....Anyways we have a wonderful show lined up for you tonight!!
The Tiger: **rubs her hands together and grins** Ah Yeah, The Tiger loves a good fight.
Travis: Our main event was supposed to be Jaguar Vs Storm......but now that Jaguar is playing prison bitch who knows??
The Tiger: **laughs loudly** Awwww poor little kitty been locked down.
Travis: It looks like it.....but it looks like first on the agenda is A hell in a cell match between Assasin and Gambler.....
The Tiger: Oooooooo blood and carnage, a few of The Tiger's favorite things.
Travis: Mine too.....poor Kenny Rogers though....first his resturants suck and now he has to fight Assasin.
The Tiger: **gives Travis another funny look** Boy what da hell are ya talken bout.
Travis: So let's get to the action!!!! *starts singing* You got to know when to hold em.....know when...
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Assasin Vs Gambler (hell in a cell)
The match started before both men were in the cage as Gambler ran out for Assasin. Gambler took control early on with a thunderous throw of Assasin into the cage. The refs finally get both men inside the cage and the match offically begins. Assasin was already busted up inside as Gambler continued to throw him into the cage.Then Cypress Lavey comes from the back and goes down to ringside to watch the match. At one point Gambler has Assasin tied up in the ropes and tries to splash him into the cage...but Assasin gets freed and Gambler hits headfirst into the cage. From there Assasin took over. Hitting a variety of moves...including a tilt a whirl suplex. Assasin tries to finish him off with a top rope legdrop, but Gambler moves out of the way and Assasin comes crashing down. Gambler takes advantage by hitting the ropes, but runs into Assasin and gets hit with the Assasination. 1..2...3 and Assasin is your winner, but he wasn't done yet. He opended the cage door and Lavey comes in and starts to whallop on Gambler. Lavey has joined Revolution X!!! The rest of RX comes out and they all celebrate their new addition to the group.
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Travis: We are back folks and what a match!!! I never saw Lavey coming out to lead Revolution X!!
The Tiger: Ya mean Reject X **laughs**
Travis: Perhaps, but with Lavey leading the group, they've gotten a lot stronger.
The Tiger: I'll believe when I see it.
Travis: Well anyways, up next we got a promo from the current hardcore champion Smackdaddy!! I bet my man has a lot to say about RX and what happend to Mr. Lashley saturday.
The Tiger: What kinda name is Smackdaddy anyways?
Travis: It comes from two things.....the "smack" part comes when he beats your ass repeatedly, and the "daddy" part is what his opponents say after he's beaten them senseless...(mock high voice) "Oh stop it daddy!!! You're my daddy!!! You're my daddy!!!"
The Tiger: I bet ya say dat alot everytime ya go ta a family get together.
Travis: Help a lady out and get insulted by her....I tell you I feel like Dangerfield here...let's just get to the promo!!
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Camera fades into SmackDaddy sitting on a park bench in the middle of Plaza Park in his hometown Little Rock Arkansas. He is wearing a hooded sweater and some addidas wind pants. People are jogging on the trails, walking dogs, and some just sitting around enjoying the peaceful city. All of a sudden a camera crew walks up to him they are from channel 7 news located in downtown Little Rock. The camera man walks up and sits down right next to SmackDaddy. He makes himself comfortable and turns on the microphone. He looks toward SmackDaddy and starts to question him…
Reporter: Well SmackDaddy first of all I want to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to speak with us.
SmackDaddy: Anytime, I don’t mind taking time to talk to you guys I men this is hometown of Little Rock I always have time for my people.
Reporter: Well I have a couple of different questions I would like to ask you so if you don’t mind…?
SmackDaddy: No that’s fine go ahead and ask I’ll be more than happy to
answer your questions.
Reporter: Ok, well first off why did you turn on your hometown friend Daddy J?
SmackDaddy: Well like I’ve told all you media punks time and time again he was holding me back and making it hard for me to focus solely on my singles career so I had to kick his sorry ass to the curb. Not to mention the whole tag team thing was old and he wasn’t carrying his load I got tired of doing everything, putting forth all my effort and still losing because of him.
Reporter: Well I guess I understand but I’m not sure that that’s true but I guess he was your partner not mine. Anyway on to the next question after you left Daddy J why did you decide to join Office instead of just going off on your own?
SmackDaddy: I was tired of being on my own; I wanted to be part of the
strongest stable in the HWC so I joined the office. I was tired of having nothing but bums back me my whole career so I went to Lashey for help. He explained to me that no matter what the situation someone in the Office would have my back. Now I have Streetz, and Saxon, and the Pres all backing me since I joined the Office I’ve gotten more respect, and I feel more comfortable and at ease when I’m in the ring.
Reporter: So do you feel that you’re the best hardcore champ the HWC has
ever seen?
SmackDaddy: Well I believe so yes. People used to say the Kash, or maybe
Hell Raizer were the best hardcore wrestlers we have in this fed but I think that I’ve proved all the critics wrong. I’ve never fought Kash but if given the opportunity I would take it in a second to put all this to rest so people would realize that I’m the greatest hardcore champ ever! Do you recall my match with Hell Raizer when I beat him ring post from ring post he stood no chance against me. So to answer your question yes I think I’m the best when it comes to hardcore and I feel I’ve earned the right to say that.
Reporter: Yeah I suppose you have earned the right to say that. Well my next question involves Revolution X and what they did to Mr. Lashey last
Saturday? What do you and Office plan to do about it?
SmackDaddy: Well the way I see it that’s all Rev. X can do is beat up on non wrestlers like our boss Mr. Lashey but there stupidity will not go
unforgotten the Office has this situation well taken care of. Rev. X knows that if one of them would have came to Lashey face to face they would have gotten beat down by him. But the Office has already started to avenge Lasheys assault the match taking place is Justice and Streetz VS two of Rev. X’s members so you see it has begun this will be an ass whipping they never forget.
Reporter: Well since we seem to be on the subject of stables here what do you think of this new group Elite Playerz were your former friend Daddy J is a part of group.
SmackDaddy: I could really care less all it is a bunch of bums that couldn’t cut it so they made them a weak ass little stable. Jaguar has already shown that he is moron by letting Daddy J into the group all he is going to do is cost the stable matches. But I guess it doesn’t matter because all Jaguar does is loose world title matches anyway. Daddy J is you and your little group get in my way I’ll crush everyone single one of you. So watch where you step it’s just a warning. I’m not sure about Scorpion or his partner hell I already forgot his name so he must not be all that good. They seem to think there a worthy tag team well let any two members of the Office fight them we’ll throw them around like little rag dolls.
Reporter: Well that’s all I really have to ask you but thanks for your time and good luck in the future.
SmackDaddy: Thanks, and anytime you want another interview just call me.
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Travis: We are back and Smackdaddy had a lot to say about both Revolution X and his old tag partner Daddy J.
The Tiger: RX... Did ya know dey want me ta join dem?
Travis: Of course I did.....I know all the going on's here in the HWC!!
The Tiger: Ya and dats bothers me.
Travis: Not to worry...those..ummm...pics are safe with me. (smiles)
The Tiger: Dawg ya ant got a dam thing on me. But if ya keep it up I sware The Tiger got no problem giving ya a Jungle Death Drop right here.
Travis: Relax there!!! Geez, for someone who helped you out you sure are ungrateful...
The Tiger: Ya helped me and I thank ya but Travis boy ya are one messing up person.
Travis: Hey, I resemble that remark!!! But let's stop bickering cause we have a casket match against Gravdigger and I2k!! You should keep your eyes peeled on this matchup Tiger!
The Tiger: Oh ya know The Tiger will. I hope Gravedigger left some I2K for me.
Travis: Well let's not waste any time...let's get to the ring!!!
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I2K Vs Gravedigger (casket match)
The newcommer Gravedigger came out of the crowd and instantly sneak attacks I2K from behind. Digger attacks with a flury of fists and hits I2K with a massive powerslam. Digger then tries to play off to the crowd, giving time for I2K to get up and land a nice neckbreaker on Digger. I2K hits the ropes and lands a missle dropkick on Digger but goes for the pin, forgetting that's not how you win a casket match.
I2K drags Digger to the casket and tries to shut the door, but to no avail. The two men then battle it out in the casket as they exchange punches. The ref distracts I2K long enough though for Digger to low blow the TV champion...which led into a chokeslam from the casket to the floor. Digger then climbs the ropes and hits a big splash onto I2K, hurting himself in the process. Both men slowly get up and head back towards the casket. I2K, the worst of the two, lays in the casket as Digger tries to shut it, but I2K's hand comes up in the nick of time. I2K rattles Digger with punches, then with his second wind, gets in the ring and leaps over the ropes, driving Digger's head into the casket and forcing the casket to close for the victory. As I2K walks back up the rampway, Gravediggers fist bursts through the casket lid, and an angry Digger crawls out.
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Travis: We're back and what a battle we saw!!! Let's hope I2K is well rested enough to fight you on Saturday!!
The Tiger: Well rested or not The Tiger still goen rip him up. That belt has be mine.
Travis: It will be a barn burner that's for sure!!
The Tiger: You have no idea.
Travis: Well, let's get to our next promo, and it looks like Kash Flagg is getting a visitor in the hospital. I know I speak for Eddie when I say I hope he makes a quick recovery.
The Tiger: Man I saw his match. Talk bout goin down in flames.
Travis: I can't believe I'm saying this, but show the man some respect.
The Tiger: Dawg what the hell ya know bout respect, I heard all dat stuff ya said bout me.
Travis: (sighs) It's times like this I miss Eddie.......
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(( The scene opens in a clean hospital room....a roo filled with flowers and sacks of cards from fans. The camera views in on the man known as Kash Flagg, laying in his bed and reading a letter. Suddenly the door opens up annd a looming figure stands in the doorway. It is the Judge, Kash's tag partner and friend.))
Kash: Well I live and breathe!! Bout time you came by here!!
TJ: (smiles) "It's good to see you awake, Kash..."
Kash: Been awake for two hours....just reading some of this stuff the fans sent me. (tosses a pair of women's underwear in the trash)
TJ: (TJ shakes his head, chuckling.) "What am I gonna do with you, Kash..."
Kash: That's what the doctors keep saying to me. They say I need to be out for two months...but I'm coming back in a couple weeks.
TJ: (TJ raises an eyebrow in concern.) "A couple of weeks? Kash, you're not ready!"
Kash: I need to be.....Judge I want to ask you for something....
TJ:(TJ leans forward.) "I'm listening..."
Kash: Judge, you saw the match with Raizer, I didn't "slip" from the ropes....it was another one of my spells.......they say I have a major concussion Judge.....that i should retire....but I'm not leaving without one final match.
TJ: "And...?"
Kash: I want to face you for the world title.
TJ: (TJ's eyes widen.) "Why?... Kash, in your shape, I wouldn't want you in there against *anyone*... let alone me... besides, I'm not even sure if I want to have to fight against you..."
Kash: Now before you get upset, let me explain. This letter I was reading, this kid called me the greatest wrestler to never be world champ. That cut me to the core. I don't give a damn about being the best hardcore champ ever....if I'm going to have to leave the sport I love so much, then I want to do it on top....I'm not asking you as a wrestler........I'm asking you as a friend.
(( Kash wipes the tears forming away from his face...before they can go down his cheek TJ looks at Kash for a moment... and then nods silently.))
Kash: Win or lose, no one will ever call me a quitter. Thank you Judge. (wipes another tear away) But just because you've seen me cry, don't mean i can't kick your ass. (laughs)
TJ:(TJ laughs.)"No... you just can't."
Kash: We'll see buddy.....hey look..isn't that Bruno Von Gotch Sr on Battlebots??
(( The two men laugh as Judge sits down to talk to Kash...scene fades))
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Travis: Unbeleiveable!!!! Kash Vs Judge for the world title!! What a matchup!!
The Tiger: Man da way Kash is goin it's like hes just tryin ta kill him self.
Travis: I hope he knows what he's doing.....well we got a european title match up here as Bulldozer takes on RX member Hitman.
The Tiger: Bet the Dozer boy rolls right over Hitman.
Travis: Dozer has gotten his act together finally and set his sights on the top...let's see if Hitman will knock him back down to reality.
The Tiger: **laughs** Bet Dozer knocks Hitman into next month.
Travis: We are about to find out as we head to the ring!!!
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Bulldozer Vs Hitman (euro title match)
Hitman waits in the ring alone as the Euro champ comes out to a thunderous applause. Hitman takes to the air and hits a flying clothesline to Dozer who is still on the outside. Hitman pounds his fist into Dozer's head and the ref finally makes them take it inside the ring. Dozer is still dazed as Hitman takes to the ropes and is met with a spinebuster!!! Dozer looks angry as he picks up Hitman and executes a beautiful snap suplex. Hitman goes to the corner and Dozer quickly follows, hitting him with closed fists. The ref makes Dozer stop and as they are arguing....Lavey runs down to ringside and hands Hitman a chain. Dozer turns around and BAM he gets hit with the chain, knocking the big man down. Hitman goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Hitman then controls the next few minutes by utilizing his high flying abilities to the fullest, coming very close with some two counts. Hitman's mistake was constantly going outside to argue with the fans. After another one of his shouting matches, this time with a fat kid whose sign says "Raven= full of shit!!", Hitman gets back on the apron and goes to the top. He tries for a flying axhandle on the staggering Dozer, but Dozer catches him and lands the Demolition!! 1....2...3...and Bulldozer retains his title in a well fought match.
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Travis: Back here in the studio with The Tiger and we just saw Bulldozer defend his euro title against Hitman, and he defended it well as he picks up the win.
The Tiger: Dat Dozer boy is one hell of a fighter.
Travis: A former UWC world champion, Bulldozer is finally picking up the pieces after a long desent into mediocracy.
The Tiger: I think hes earned dat belt and the glory with it.
Travis: I'll beleive it when he takes on some real competition...but up next we got something special here..a promo from our very own co-host!!
The Tiger: Dats right cause..... Everyone Loves The Tiger!
Travis: That's right cause you're GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!! (laughing hard..falls on the floor clutching his stomach)
The Tiger: **gives Travis a dirty look** Boy shut the hell up before I smack ya up side yar empty head.
Travis: (still laughing on the floor) Roll...roll...roll it Jesus!!
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**A rental car pull up to a desent size house in the
subburbs in St. Louis. The car door opens up as Eddie
Danniels and a camrea man get out. The walk up to the
door and knock, after a moment the door opens and The
Tiger stands in the door way finishing a sandwitch.
With a smile she lets them in.**
The Tiger: Welcome, thanks ya all for coming. This is
my mother house, let me show you around.
Ed: Well thanks for inviting us here today.
**The Tiger take them into the kitchen where her
mother is fixing lunch. She looks at the camera and
smiles shyly.**
The Tiger: This is my mother. Shes the nicest person
ya with ever meet.
Tiger's mom: Can I get you some to eat?
Ed: No thats quite alright ma'am
**The basement door by the kitchen opens up and and a
young man step out. He stand over by Tiger, he towlers
over her and his red hair clovers his eyes slightly.
As he looks into the camera, he starts to make funny
faces and laughs.**
The Tiger: This nut her is my younger brother David
Ed: Nice to meet you David.
**Eddie goes to shake David's hand, David takes it and
shakes it wildly then tries to crush Eddie's hand.
Tiger playfuly hits David in the stomach getting him
to let go of whats left of Eddie's hand. David gets
this look on his face as if he was going to crush her
skull and reaches out to grab her head. He then turns
back at the camra points and laughs. They now follow
Tiger into the living room. The t.v. is on and a
couple sits on the couch and watches it.**
The Tiger: This is my sister Beth and her boy friend
David. But we all call him Remy so not to get the two
mixed up.
**The couple waves to the camera as The Tiger heads
out to the garoge. The camera turns showing an old
rusted beat up dark purple 86 Pontiac 6000 SE. On the
hood on the car sit her little brother Ruben. He wares
a HWC shirt, Eddie smiles and greets him.**
The Tiger: This here be one of my first car after my
very first was stolen. We named it Stleath Argo, don't
ask. Now shall we take a tour of my old stomping
grounds.
**Eddie nods as he and the camera man get into the
back sit. Ruben seems to leap into the fornt when
Tiger starts up the car and puts a tape in of rock
songs. She pulls out of the garoge and dives off,
first taking them by where she use to live in the city
before her family spilt up. She thens takes them by
the high school she went to and tells them thats where
she got her dark green cap that she wares. She drives
down a few long roads where she use to joy ride, then
pulls into a 50s like resturant. Tiger buys them all
lunch, then the carmera cut to a later time where The
Tiger stand on the fornt lawn of her moms place
talking with Eddie.**
Ed: Now, I must say this has been a great day you have
shown us. I thank you for your hosbitality, the tour,
and... **burps** oh excuse me, and the good food. But
tell me Tiger, why all this?
The Tiger: Why... **smiles** Well i justed wanted to
show every one The Tiger out side the ring and I think
I've done that.
**camera fades as Eddie shakes The Tiger's hand**
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Travis: Well that was quite a look inside the outside world of the Tiger. I could almost hear the words "And Eddie Danniels as the Beaver" while that was playing.
The Tiger: **grabs Travis by his shirt and pulls him over looking him dead in the eyes** Boy yar realy pushing it with me!
Travis: (pulling himself free) Temper temper!! Let's just calm down a second and concentrate on our main event here.
The Tiger: Ya have yet ta see my temper. Just get ta da match.
Travis: And I hope not to. Our main event is suppose to be Storm Vs Jaguar but Jaguar's in jail....let's hit the ring to see how this turns out!!
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Jaguar Vs Storm (falls count anywhere)
Storm and Brett comes out to a loud chorus of boos. Storm says that since Jaguar is dropping the soap so to speak he should win the match by forfeit. The ref was just about to comply with that and raise hi s hand when the HWCtron shows a police car careening towards the arena. The cop car stops and it's Daddy J driving it!! Jaguar bursts out of the back as Storm and Brett heads towards that way and the match is on!!! Brett and Daddy J fight as Storm and Jaguar fight near the police car. Jaguar repeatedly slams Storms head into the hood of the car, busting Storm wide open. Jaguar then takes Storm to the top of the car and ddt's him onto the lights!!! Suddenly, we see Desert Storm head out and begin to unlock the door of the trunk, as Jaguar has Daddy J make the 1..2..3 for the quick win. But Jaguar isn't done yet as he throws Storm into the trunk of the car and shuts it. The Elite Playerz then jump into the car and take off!!! Brett runs after it to no avail...and is jumping up and down in anger.
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Travis: WOW!!! What an ending!!! This feud is just starting to heat up!!!
The Tiger: Ya just like in dis here room. **bust out laughing the suddenly stops and glares at Travis**
Travis: (looks nervously)I want to thank my co-host Tiger for being here tonight and wish her the best of luck on her upcoming TV title match this Saturday!!
The Tiger: **keeps looking at him as she grins in an evil way** Hows bout i drag ya out back and demastrait on ya what The Tiger plans on doin ta I2K.
Travis: Ummm That's perfectly ok...besides we are out of time. For the Tiger and myself....goodnight and I'll see you at Slaughter!!
(( The lights go out and Tiger storms out of the studio..muttering obscenities about Travis...Travis slowly gets up and walks away..saying out loud "When is she NOT on the rag!!??" ))
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A giant arena filled with thousands of screaming fans is seen. At first it appears to be another HWC event until the camera swings to reveal a giant cage in the vicinity of where the ring would normally be. The Battlebots logo can be seen painted on the ring and on signs hanging down from the rafters. The scene moves to two announcers standing side by side in front of a gray
backdrop.
Announcer #1: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of battlebots. Things are really starting to heat up as the tournament is progressing. Everyone is really hungry for that championship and the prize money that comes with it.
Announcer #2: That's right Announcer #1... Today we're going to see some
quarter final action in the heavyweight division as Mecadon takes on Ginsu, Grey Matter will square up with Grendel, and in our first bout of the evening the newcomer Brunotron will try his luck against the awesome Minion.
The scene cuts away and we see only the face of Bruno Von Gotch Junior. Sweat is pouring down his forehead and he breathes heavily.
Bruno Jr: Dad... I'm really starting to have my doubts about this idea... Are you sure you know what you're doing?
For the first time we see Bruno Sr. His facial scars still as distracting as ever. He is holding a roll of tinfoil and a stapler.
Bruno Sr: Of course it's a good idea. Think of the prize money if you win.
Bruno Jr: But dad...
Before he can finish his sentence Bruno Senior slams a piece of tinfoil
against his face. The camera pans back and for the first time we see Bruno's entire body is covered with foil. Bruno Senior begins to rip eyeholes out for him as the camera switches back to the announcers.
Announcer #1: Well it looks as though we're about ready to start. Announcer #2... what can you tell us about our two combatants in this match.
Announcer #2: Well Announcer #1, Minion is a 325 lb. Super heavyweight armed with a row of all-purpose 14 inch diameter cutting wheels driven by a 5 horsepower gas engine. Its driver is Christian Carlberg.
Announcer #1: Always a dangerous competitor. Now what do you know about this mysterious rookie Brunotron?
Announcer #2: Brunotron is a brand new bot driven by wrestling great Bruno Von Gotch Senior.
Announcer #1: Bruno Gotch Senior? I thought he died.
Announcer #2: No he just became a womanizing boozehound and wasted all of his money. Did you hear he's also hideously scarred and deformed now?
Announcer #1: Really?
Announcer #2: Yup. He's planning on using the prize money to pay for plastic surgery to repair his scars... But anyways, Brunotron is a completely tinfoil robot I'm lead to understand. His only weapon is a hammer.
Announcer #1: A hammer?
Announcer #2: Yup.
Silent beat
Announcer #1: Awesome. Well let's get down to action.
We move to the ring where Minion is already awaiting Brunotron. Bruno Senior pushes his son through the door of the cage. Junior attempts to speak but his voice is muffled underneath of the tinfoil.
Bruno Jr: Miii Meee Mi Mepim
Bruno Sr: Relax you'll be fine.
Senior hands his son an old hammer and thrusts him into the cage. Junior
attempts to run out but his father slams the door behind him. Immediately Minion is on the attack chasing after Brunotron with his saw blades buzzing. Bruno attempts to run but is chased throughout the ring by the giant machine. Bruno is quick but eventually he is stopped by a kill saw that rises up slicing him severely. Bruno falls to the ground grasping his leg and
screaming.
Bruno Jr: SONOFABITCH!!! Oh God you don't understand how much this hurts. This is the worst pain in the world.
His father yells encouragement from outside.
Bruno Sr: Watch your mouth
Announcer #1 (Off screen): Apparently Brunotron has been programmed to feel pain.
Announcer #2 (Off screen): Yes. He bleeds and screams like a woman as well.
As Brunotron lies helpless in the ring Minion makes his way up to him ever so slowly. His saw blades approach as Bruno's eyes can be seen tearing up through his eyeholes. We are spared from seeing any of the gruesome hellishness of Minion dicing Bruno up. All that can be heard is the horrifying screams of pain as the camera focuses on the grimacing announcers.
Announcer #1: Boy that robot sure got killed. I haven't seen a robot get
killed like that since the T1000.
Announcer #2: Dude that is not cool. You're going to get us into trouble
again.
Fade out
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