(( The scene opens in the hallway of the HWC arena. The looming figures of
Dark Twilight and Kash Flagg are seen walking down these hallways. There is
a conversation between the two men))
DT: So you're going for the Hardcore title tonight???
Kash: I sure am. Have you seen my opponents??? The "mighty" Hell's Salvation
will be kissing my feet before it's over with.
DT: So is Lavey gonna be in your...
Kash: Don't even mention his name!!! That asshole has his nose so far up
Klaus' ass that I'm surprise his nose isn't brown. They didn't help me when
i was getting my ass beaten at the last card so as far as I'm concerned, I'm
done with them.
DT: That's a big thing man, but you know I'll always have your back.
Kash: same here...
(( Kash and DT walk through a part of the hallway that's just be mopped. The
janitor...an old feeble looking man, appears to be very upset by this.))
Janitor: HEY!!!! You's bums better get off my god damn floor before I beat
ya!!! (mumbling) damn kids these days.....
DT: (looks at Kash) Is that old bastard talking to US???
Kash: I think so. DT, why don't ya show him what it's like to insult the
REAL world champ!!
DT: (evil grin) I think I'll do just that.
(( Dark Twilight grabs the janitor by the collar and throws him against the
wall.))
Janitor: Stop that!!!! That's a new uniform!!! I haven't had a new uniform
since '63!!!
((DT ignores the comment and proceeds to empty the water out of the bucket
the janitor was pushing))
Janitor: What in the hell do you think you're doing???!!!
((DT takes the now empty bucket and begins slamming the bucket over the
janitor's head. After busting the bucket to pieces, DT picks up the now
bloody janitor.))
DT: It's time you learned not to mess with people, you old fart.
(( DT puts the Nightfall on the now very busted up janitor. Kash laughs as
he and DT look at the fallen janitor.))
Kash: God man this hall is a mess. Hey you need to mop this shit up old man.
(( Both men laugh as they walk away. The begining of HWC Championship
Wrestling begins as the pyro goes off and the crowds starts roaring in
cheers. Camera cuts to the announcers booth where Eddie Danniels and Travis
Best sit.))
Eddie: Welcome everybody to another edition of HWC Championship
Wrestling!!!! I'm Eddie danniels and with me as always (groans) is Travis
Best.
Travis: (singing) Mop mop mop...all day long. Mop mop mop as I sing this
song....(starts laughing uncontrolably)
Eddie: (looks at Travis) Riiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhtt. Anyways we got a hell of a
show for you tonight folks as not only do we have Brett bruiser and
hellraizer in a TV title match, but two other titles will be decided as The
Judge puts his newly won IC belt against Jaguar and Kash Flagg will be in a
hardcore title match against Hell's Salvation!!!
Travis: Don't forget, Tru Soldier will be doing double duty as he faces the
ACWF gauntlet AND be teaming up with Kidd Rock as they defend the tag team
belts against The DOD and the Pimpslap?
Eddie: No i beleive they are called the SmackTrack.
Travis: The SnackPak??? What the hell kinda name is SnackPak??
Eddie: (sighs) You truely worry me sometimes Best.
(( The camera cuts to the ACWF dressing room as the ACWF guys are getting
ready for their match against Tru Soldier. Jaguar and Scorpion seem to be in
an arguement))
Scorpion: The match is made...as the Leader of the ACWF I'm ordering you to
wrestle in this match!!!
Jaguar: Do you realize what a big oppotunity I have tonight??? I'm wrestling
for the IC title and you want me to risk getting hurt because of something
personal you have against Tru?? Forget it!!
((Jaguar and Jessica leave the dressing room with Scorpion shouting "you
better wrestle with us tonight!!" The camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis))
Eddie: I can't say that i blame him for not wanting to get hurt.
Travis: Or to associate with that group of losers...
Eddie: Travis!!!
Travis: Tell me they don't suck.
Eddie: Let's just get to the gauntlet match.
The lights fade to an Ice Blue color. Reed sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He gets up, and thrusts his left fist to the air, as blue pyro goes off around him.
Throw up yo' Soulja rag by Juvenile plays as Tru Soulja stalks slowly to the ring after a quick dig on his opponent he sits on the far left turnbuckle waiting for the competition
Eddie: Tru and Dragon circle each other before locking up. Tru throws reed
to the ropes, and lands a nice running lariat.
Travis: This is the man right here...I can't wait to see the Soldja Bomb!!
Eddie: (coughs *suckup*) Reed quickly gets to his feet,he rushes at Tru,
and is met with a hip toss. Tru drags him to his feet, and body slams him to
the mat. Tru is showing what an excellent wrestler he can be here tonight.
Travis: BOOOORING!!! Dammit, I want to see some blood!!
Eddie: I can get him over here if you wan..
Travis: No as I was saying..great match!!!
Eddie: You wuss..anyways, Tru goes for an an elbow, but Reed rolls out of
the way. Reed sends Tru to the ropes, and lands an awesome insiguri kick!!!
Travis: (mumbling) Maybe he knocked enough sense in him to start up that
killer instinct.
Eddie: Reed hits a legdrop on Tru, before pulling him to his feet. Reed
kicks Tru in the gut, then a knee to his face, knocking tru onto his back!!
What a combo of moves!!
Travis: Damn this kid is getting the best of Tru...maybe I should call my
bookie...
Eddie: Best, just watch the match. Reed climbs to the second rope,and hits
with a big elbow into tru's chest!!
Travis:Reed is stomping and kicking Tru like your wife when your viagra
doesn't work. (laughs)
Eddie: Travis shut up!!! Jason reed goes for a pin...
1...
2...
... but Tru kicks out. Reed pulls Tru up,obviously very impatient to end the
match and sends him to the ropes. It looks like he's going for a
hurricanrana, but Tru reverses it into a sitdown powerbomb!!
Travis: YES!!! Now that's the bloodthirsty Tru i know and place large bets
on!!
Eddie: (gives Travis an evil look)Tru lifts Reed, and hits with a vertical
suplex. Tru now has Reed into a standing sideheadlock...
Travis: Oh god not the boring stuff again....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Eddie: Some of us happen to like REAL wrestling instead of a bloodbath!!
Travis: Yeah and those people always whine and complain when they get a lil
blood spilled on them too.
Eddie: Gross. It looks like Reed is attempting to suplex Tru to break the
hold, but Tru just hits an excellent bulldog on Reed. Reed has to be in La
La land by now.
Travis: hell, he should be mayor of La La Land if he keeps getting his ass
beat.
Eddie: Tru sends Reed to the ropes and hits a massive powerslam!!! Tru pulls
reed up, and he's signaling for it!!!
Travis: YES!!!! Give that loser the BOMB!!
Eddie: Travis be objective here!!
Travis: Can't be objective when ya have a grand riding on this.
Eddie: Tru has him up.... and gives Jason Reed a Soulja Bomb!!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!! Tru has won the first match!!!
Travis: And Jaguar's music is playing....but no one's coming out!!!
Eddie: I guess Jaguar meant what he said about not wrestling against tru
tonight...Wait!!! Here comes Scorpion running down the aisle!!!
Travis: (on his cell phone) ...yeah vito...Jag copped out....yeah I want to
double my bet on Tru...
Eddie: TRAVIS!!!!!!
Travis: (looking up at an angry Danniels) Yeah vito....I gotta go....later.
(hangs up the cell phone) WHAT??
Eddie: The match...Scorpion....would you mind actually ANNOUNCING with me??
Travis: Well i do, but they won't look for another announcer.
Eddie: Anyways, to the action...Scorpion rushes the ring, and instantly
meets the big boot of Tru. Tru picks him up and throws Scorpion to the ropes
and hits him with the Big Boot again, sending Scorpion to the
mat.
Travis: Scorpion's gonna have that boot imprinted on his face if he keeps it
up (laughs)
Eddie: Tru goes to pull him up, but Scorp low blows him, and hits with a
snap suplex!!
Travis: When in doubt...aim for the twins.
Eddie: Scorp is stomping on Tru. Scorpion is now pulling Tru up, and lands a
beautiful standing dropkick on him. Scorpion sends Tru to the ropes, but Tru
ducks the clothesline and hits with a flying shoulder block!!
Travis: Come on Tru....I don't want my legs broken!!!
Eddie: Serves you right if you did.Back to the action, Tru drops an elbow on
Scorp,puls him up, and sends him to the ropes. Scorpion tries a flying cross
body block, but tru ducks and Scorp is sent flying over the top rop!!!!
Travis: My main man Tru just dove through the ropes and sent scorpion into
the steel rail!!! I love it!!!!
Eddie: Tru goes to whip Scorp into the steps, but Scorpion just reversed
it!!!! Tru goes into the steel steps!!!
Travis: NOOOO!!!
Eddie: Scorp throws Tru back into the ring and hits with a picture perfect
DDT. Scorp goes for the pin...
1...
2...
...and Tru kicks out at two.
Travis: Dammit Tru get back up!!!!
Eddie: Scorp picks him back up and gives Tru a backbreaker. Scorp is now
stomping tru senseless. Scorpion drops a knee on tru and he's going for
another pin!!
Travis: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Get up you bastard!!!
Eddie:
1...
2...
....again Tru kicks out. He's showing what a determined man he really is.
Are you ok Best?? You look like you need some water.
Travis:...(breathing heavy)....msut continue match...Tru must win...
Eddie: A frustrated Scorpion tries for a suplex, but Tru blocks it, and
suplexes Scorpion!!! But Scorp gets up first and sends Tru to the ropes.
Scorp goes for a flying head scissors takedown, but Tru catches him and ...a
reverse Soldja Bomb!!!! He hit the Soldja Bomb on Scorpion!!! Tru goes for
the pin...
1...
2...
3!!!!! Tru Soldja has won the gauntlet match!!!
Travis: (jumping up and down) YES!!!! HE WON THE MATCH!!!! I JUST MADE A
SMALL FORTUNE...THANK YOU TRU SOLDJA!!!!!!!
Eddie: God, Travis just settle down...I've never seen you this happy, and it
makes me sick. Fans we will return after this....
(( Camera cuts to outside of the arena where Bob Saget is still sitting at
his little corner stand trying to get a match for the World title. A small
crowd has gathered around him))
Bob: (speaking into a p.a.) Ladies and gentleman, I have asked you people
here for one reason, and that's to protest the injustice that I am having to
face by being denied a world title shot!!
Man in crowd: Well we only came here for the 10 bucks you promised us so pay
up, pansy boy.
Bob: You shut up you young hooligan you!!! You do not treat a man of such
importance like that!!
Man: I'm not, I'm talking about you dumbass.
Bob: Don't make me come after you, you mean spirited...
(( Two kids grab the p.a. and runs away with it))
Bob: Hey!!!! You punks get back here!!!
(( Scene ends as Bob is running after the punks who stole the p.a. Cuts to a
commercial for the Twilight "Nightfall" t-shirt, only 17.99 plus shipping
and handling))
(( Camera cuts back to Travis and Eddie back in the announcers booth ))
Eddie: We are back and I have no clue what the hell Saget is doing.
Travis: Making an ass of himself as usual.
Eddie: Seems like it. Well, I got word that we got Chris Murphy in the back
with members of the Unholy Alliance, and I don't think they seem pleased.
Chris take it away!!
(( Camera cuts to the locker room where Chris Murphy is standing next to
Cypress Lavey and Klaus Van Hammer, who don't seem very happy))
Chris: Thanks guys, I am here with the Unholy Alliance. Mr. lavey, how does
it feel to have you're prized student in all respect, "dump" you guys to go
at it alone?
Lavey: First of all, he is NOT my prized student....the man behind me is.
Kash, I saw a lot of his father in him, but he's weak....a coward. One bad
thing happens to him and he whines and moans about it. I'm tired of it, in
fact I won't miss him at all. You see, I anticipated this, so i went out and
found me a new wrestler to take over the UA....and Kash, you will be sure to
see him tonight!!! (laughs manically)
Chris: Ummm guys...back to you...I guess....
((camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis in the announcers booth))
Eddie: I wonder what lavey has up his sleeve for Kash Flagg??
Travis: Whatever...or better yet WHOever it is, It spells bad news for Kash.
Eddie : I agree. Well fans it seems it's time for another title match as
Brett bruiser makes his first defense of his TV title against the mysterious
newcomer Hellraizer.
Travis: Oh great....two nobodies going at it (twirls finger in the air) big
friggin whoo.
Eddie: These guys are the future main eventers and calling them nobodies is
an injustice to them.
Travis: Until they become "superstars" as you say, they are nobodies in my
book.
Eddie: Like your opinion matters. Anyways, let's get to the ring!!!
((camera cuts to the ring and the ring announcer))
Hell is Hot by DMX begins playing over the PA system, and Hellraizer walks out of the rampway and Comes to the ring not looking at no obe but just looking very focused on what he is about to do.
Godsmack's "Whatever" plays as The lights dim and begins to flash red Brett Bruiser walks out with kendo stick in hand. He walks towards the ring and look at the crowd smirking then gets into the ring. He throws his hands into the air red pyro going off.
Eddie: These guys are already going at it with fists a flying!!! There
doesn't seem to be any scientific wrestling going on here as these two men
batter each other.
Travis: Maybe this match won't suck after all.
Eddie: Bruiser seems to get the better of Hellraizer and he throws him into
the ropes. Brett goes into the opposite ropes and hits with a viscious
flying forearm!!!! Brett goes over and legdrop on the prone raizer. Brett
now goes to the ropes and poses for the crowd...much to their disapproval
Travis: He hates these people, why the hell would he want to suck up to
them? What an idiot.
Eddie: And that sucking up so to speak has turned against him as Hellraizer
just low blowed Bruiser back to the mat.
Travis: Hey wait a minute!!! Who is coming down the ramp?? It's Capt.
Howdy!!!
Eddie: What is HE doing in the HWC!!!!! Brett is hanging on the ropes as
Raizer is choking him out. The ref is pushing raizer back and....OH MY
GOD!!!!! Howdy just threw a fireball right in Bruisers face!!!! Howdy is a
madman!!!! and Hellraizer is going for the pin!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!! We have a new TV champion thanks to Capt. Howdy!!!
Travis: And it looks like Howdy and Hellraizer are beating the shit outta
Bruiser. Where's his little "friend" Dark Angel??
Eddie: Here he comes now!!! But he is instantly ganged up...he's no match
for two psychos like these guys!!!
Travis: Hell he's no match for one of them.
Eddie: Travis will you...wait a minute!!! Someone is coming over the railing
and into the ring. WHAT A KICK!!! This mystery guy just knocked Hellraizer
out with one kick!!! He grabs the stunned Capt. Howdy and puts him in a
pedigree!!!!
Travis: Whoever this guy is just cleaned house!!!
Eddie: He's grabbing the mic!!
((camera cuts to inside the ring..This mystery man stands over the other
fallen wrestlers))
Mystery Man: You all must be wondering why i did what i did. Well, I'll tell
you why. I've sit back and watched all these foul pieces of trash run
rampant here and quite frankly I'm sick of it!!! These simpltons are but the
first to feel my wraith, and soon all who oppose me will feel the effects of
the amnesia!!!
(( The Man gets ready to drop the mic, but looks at the cheering crowd and
raises it back up))
Mystery Man: Get ready cause the Unforgettable Logan Styles has arrived!!!
(( The crowd roars it's approval as Logan Styles leaves the ring. The camera
cuts to a commercial for the Jobber wrestling school...run by the Stalker.
Call 1-800-I-RLY-SUK for details today!!))
((The camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis at the announcers booth. ))
Eddie: Well why just waste time when we have a IC title match ahead of us!!!
Travis: Because the two guys in the match suck?
Eddie: The only one who sucks is you.
Travis: Not true!!! Remember that bar-b-que you had a few weeks ago...well I
got to know your sister REALLY well!! (laughs hard)
Eddie: Why you!!!! (Eddie grabs Travis' throat and begins to choke him)
Travis: ....stop....was...only...kidding.....stop!!!
Eddie: (letting go) Yeah you better be kidding asshole.
Travis: Damn Eddie....is it your time of the month...geez.
Eddie: Let's just cut to the damn match!!!..(mumbling)...piece of...
Eddie: Jaguar and Judge lock up...and Judge just pushes Jag across the
ring!!
Travis: Yeah try a test of strength against a giant you moron.
Eddie: Jag goes against the ropes and goes for a shoulderblock...but bounces
right off him!!!
Travis: Judge is laughing at him....wait..Jag just hit him in the knees with
a dropkick and TIMBER!!!! (laughs)
Eddie: The big man is quickly back up and he seems mad as hell...he throws
Jag into the ropes and a vicious clothesline!! Judge goes for a legdrop but
Jag is too quick and moves out of the way.
Travis: If he woulda hit that legdrop..then all the Judgeamaniacs would been
happy.
Eddie: I think you got your guys mixed up there.... Jag is quickly back up
and hits a nice legscissors takedown into a submission hold....but Judge
isn't tired enough yet as he kicks out of it. Jag throws the big guy into
the ropes and hits with a drop toe hold into a half boston crab...what a
beautiful combo there.
Travis: Like it did any good....cause Judge was too close to the ropes.
Eddie: Jaguar is rushing towards Judge but just back body drops jag over the
top rope and into the floor!! Judge is starting to get out of the ring, but
Jag just hit Judge in the knee with a chair!!!
Travis: Beautiful!!! Jag is finally smarting up...first by not wrestling
with the ACWF losers and now working on Judges knee.
Eddie: Back in the ring...Jaguar again rushes Judge....but Judge ducks and a
kick to the midsection of Jag.....wait..he sets Jag up...and a
powerbomb!!!!Judge is going for the pin!!!
1...
2...
...and jaguar kicks out at two. This kid has guts!!
Travis: Yeah but he has no brains either....
Eddie: Shut up Travis. Judge grabs Jaguar and tries for a suplex...but
Jaguar slips off behind him and hits a bulldog!!! Jaguar is stomping on that
knee and he locks on the figure four!!!
Travis: Ric Flair he's not...but it'll do the damage.
Eddie: Somehow Judge got a hold of the ropes and Jaguar lets go. He picks
Judge up and hits a picture perfect snap suplex and hooks the leg for the
pin!!!
1...
2...
...and Judge kicks out of the hold at two.. What a great match so far!!!
Travis: David and Goliath it's not.
Eddie: Best give it a rest...anyways Jaguar picks up Judge and
throws...wait..Judge reverses the move and hits Jag with the big boot!!!
Travis: Whatcha gonna do....
Eddie: You worry me Best. Judge has Jaguar up for a gorilla press slam but
his knees give out and Jag falls on him!!! jag has hit feet on the ropes and
the ref don't see it!!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!! NOOO!!! Jaguar just cheated to become the NEW IC champion!!!!
Travis: And he and jessica are getting the hell outta dodge there and I
don't blame them one bit. Genious!!!
Eddie: That's not genious that's cheating!!!
Travis: But it worked and that's all that matters.
Eddie: (sighs) Folks we will return in just a moment!!!!
((The camera cuts to a commercial for the Bob saget foam finger. Now show
Bob what you really think of him!!! Only 9.99 plus shipping and
handling!!!))
((The camera cuts back to Eddie and travis at the announcers booth...Travis
seems to have his back to the camera and towards the crowd))
Eddie: We are back folks and we just saw the debut of Logan Styles, and what
a debut ....it....was... (looks at Travis) Tavis what are you doing??
Travis: (ignoring Eddie) Yeah you...the blonde....lift up your shirt to the
BEST!!!
Eddie: TRAVIS!!!! Will you focus on the show for christ sakes!!!!
Travis: (startled by Eddie and turns around) Umm....ahhh....well Eddie....I
was just noticing that...umm.. FAN...yeah fan, and he had a TRAVIS is the
BEST sign. Just commending the young lad...yep...that's what I was doing.
Eddie: Here have a towel, you seem to be sweating an awful lot there
(laughs)
Travis: (glaring at Eddie before grabbing the towel) Shut up.
Eddie: (still laughing) Anyways, it's time for the hardcore title match
between members of Hell's Salvation and Kash Flagg. The cage is all set and
it's time to rumble!!!
Travis: Michael Buffer you are not.
Eddie: Thank god. Now to the ring we go!!!
Eddie: Kash is in the cage, and Savior and Lucifer run down to the cage.
Kash instantly starts stomping Savior, but Lucifer attacks Kash from behind!
Kash is double teamed with kicks and punches, now Hell's Salvation has Kash
up and a double suplex!!!
Travis: I thought the whole damn purpose of this match is every man for
himself??
Eddie: It's called getting rid of the competition first Travis, like you'd
know anything about that. Lucifer and Savior grab Kash and whips
him to the ropes, it looks like a double lariat, but kash ducks it and
clotheslines both men to the floor!!! Kash runs and dives over the ropes,
taking them both out!!!
Travis: Now that's what I like....I want blood!!!
Eddie: Bloodthirsty...Kash grabs Lucifer, and throws him into the cage!!!
Kash now grabs the busted open Lucifer and throw him into the ring. Kash is
showing no mercy as he hits Lucifer with a
gourdbuster suplex.
Travis: he's all over him like a pedophilliac babysitter.
Eddie: Travis that is sick!!! Outside the ring, Savior sets up a table at
ringside, now he's throwing a can of various weapons into the ring. Kash has
Lucifer all set up for a powerbomb, but Savior slides in and ....WHAPPP!!
hits Kash in the back with a chair.
Travis: Damn Kash went down like a ton of bricks.
Eddie: That he did. Savior winds up for another swing on Kash, but Lucifer
just hit Savior with a low blow...and now a suplex onto a garbage can!!!
Travis: I thought you were spose to put trash IN the garbage can?? (laughs)
Eddie: Lucifer throws Savior to the ropes, and a beautiful dropkick by
Lucifer.
Travis: Knocked his own partner flat on his ass.
Eddie: Kash has made it to his feet, and savior is going straight for Kash,
but Kash with a hip toss to Savior on the mat.
Travis: Kash is making the most of his title shot here tonight.
Eddie: He may be an evil man but kash can really put on a show if need be.
Lucifer has a hold of Kash and tosses him into the ropes...and kash hits him
with a flying body block for the pin!!!
1...
2...
....and Lucifer kicks out at two. Kash now has Lucifer back up and
.....POW!!!!! Savior just broke a two by four across the back of Kash
Flagg!!!!!
Travis: There's Savior doing his best Jim Duggan impression....bout as
talented too...
Eddie: Shut up Travis. Hell's Salvation has kash set up...and a spike
piledriver onto the crushed trash can!!!
Travis: Right back to the goody goody tag teaming. I wonder if those two
like salads??
Eddie: Salads??? (shrugs) Savior is going for the pin!!!
1...
2...
....and he is pulled off Kash by Lucifer!!! Hell's Salvation is starting to
argue....and Kash is slowly getting back up!!! Lucifer runs towards kash
and...OMG!!!! Kash just backdropped Lucifer out of the ring and into that
table!!!
Travis: What a move!!! One of Hell's retardation is out of commision!!
Eddie: Savior has another two by four and is going for Kash...but Kash ducks
and kicks Savior in the stomach...
Travis: He's going for it...YES!!! KOLD HARD KASH on Savior!!!
Eddie: Kash is going for the pin!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!! Kash Flagg is the new Hardcore champion!!! Hereally busted his ass
off for this win and for once without the interference of Cypress Lav...
((The lights suddenly go out as cameras are flashing everywhere. The lights
then come back on and Kash is gone!!!))
Eddie: Where is Kash???? What the hell just happend??
Travis: Whay are you asking me for??? Like I know what the hell happend!!!
(( The voice of Cypress Lavey is played over the P.A.))
Lavey: Dark Twilight.....watch later tonight if you will, and you will see
that NO ONE messes with Cypress Lavey!!!! Prepare for retribution!!!!
(( Lavey's manical laughter fill the arena as the camera cuts to outside the
arena...where Bob Saget is still protesting for a world title shot))
Bob: Dagnum kids running off with my p.a. Well, I always have this (picks up
a megaphone) PEOPLE MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?? JUSTICE HAS NOT BEEN
SERVED YET AS I HAVE NOT GOTTEN MY TITLE SHOT!!!
((A fan with a DOD shirt on stops by where Saget is protesting))
Fan: Of course Justice hasn't been served...
Bob: FINALLY A FAN WITH SOME MORALS....
Fan: because Justice and Judge haven't wrestled yet you friggin moron!!
Bob: (becoming angry) YOU DO NOT ADDRESS A FAMOUS TV STAR OF MY CALIBER THAT
WAY!!!
Fan: If you don't stop with the megaphone, it's gonna be shoved right up
your ass, but I guess having stuff shoved up your ass must be how you got to
the "top" (laughs)
Bob: THAT'S IT!!!! IT'S TIME FOR A BUTT WHOOPING!!!
(( Bob runs after the fan but bumps into a huge man in his way))
Bob: Will you get out of the way cro magnon???
(( The man simply grabs Bob by the neck and throws him about 25 feet into
the glass door. The man walks up to the entrance where Bob lays in a heap
and walks on in. The fan runs up to the broken Bob Saget))
Fan: Idiot!!! You just ran into the Widower!!!! Moron!!!
(( The camera cuts to a commercial for the brand new Deluxe trunt coat. At
19.99 everyone should own one!!))
((The camera cuts back to travis and Eddie in the announcers booth...this
time travis has one of the deluxe trunt coats on ))
Travis: Damn it!!! I bought one of these cheap ass things and already got a
tear in it...like it falls apart just as easily as Deluxe does.
Eddie: Travis, will you stop with the bashing!!! these guys can break you
like a twig, and I'm surprise they haven't yet.
Travis: They wouldn't dare...because i do have backup.
Eddie: Travis, I know your sister is really fat but still...
Travis: Hey!!! She's not heavy, she's my sister.
Eddie: Yeah yeah...
(( Ugly Kid Joe's Everything about you hits the p.a. as the fans go crazy.
Twilight is shown on the entranceway))
Eddie: It's the Boss!!!!!!
Travis: Springsteen??? Where??
Eddie: You idiot I mean Twilight!!!
(( Twilight goes to the announcers booth and shakes hands with Eddie and
Travis))
Twilight: Eddie, I think I'd like to call this match with mr. Best if you
don't mind.
Eddie: (nervously) Of...of...course Mr. Twilight sir!!
Travis: Yeah...don't forget last time ya whined Eddie ole pal (laughs)
(( Eddie gives Travis an evil look as he heads towards the back. Camera cuts
back to Twilight and Travis))
Travis: So twilight.....I can call you Twilight right?
Twilight: If you think you can manage it.
Travis: (laughs) You are so witty Twilight. You know you've
always been my favorite wrestler
Twilight: Yea...ever since I became your boss, right Best?
Travis: Why I am hurt Twilight. I have ALWAYS been one of your
supporters.
Twilight: *Laughs*
Travis: Well we got a hell of a main event going on here tonight.
Excellent job in making the match.
Twilight: We aim to please. These guys are all out for blood tonight, so
it should make for a real train wreck.
Travis: yes, we got Tru and Kidd Rock, The Disciples of
Dildos....I mean Destruction...and...the BratPak?? What the hell is Rob Lowe
and Emilo Estevez doing challenging for the tag belts??
Twilight: First off, it's Destroyers of Darkness....the Disciples were
Trash Bagg's old fairy squad. And second, it's The Crack....oh, no, wait....
Smack Track. Get it right.
Travis:The Rat pack??? but they are all dead. And with all due
respect...it's Kash Flagg.
Twilight: Ok, ok.....Kash Fagg....and The Smack Track.....or it could be
un-employment, eh?
Travis: Ummm...ok...The Smack track...(mumbling) ...Fagg...how
original....
Twilight: Anyway, lets get this match rolling....send out the clowns.
Travis: is this a tag match or a battle royal?
Twilight: It looks like a riot, with train and judge going right at each
other.
Twilight: KR with a good run, and lariats those 2 over the ropes, and onto
the floor.
Travis: Yeah and Thomas the Tank Engine and Judge Judy seems to
have fallen over the ropes...(laughs)
Twilight: Housecleaning isn't over yet, as smackdaddy goes airborne and
lands ringside compliments of tru soulja, and justice is thrown out by Kidd
Rock.
Travis: It seems the new kids on the block don't like the older
guys standing in their way
Twilight: KR climbs out to his corner, ans Smack and Justice slowly
re-enter, and the 3 way is finally on.
Travis: You know I had this awesome three way with these two
twins...muffy and bambi....
Twilight: Shut up, Best.....this is a family show.
Travis: Hey now, they were twins...it WAS all in the family...
Twilight: Anyway, back in the ring, Tru rushes smack, but gets met with a
back body drop.
Travis: Wow...didn't know Smack even KNEW wrestling moves!!
Twilight: He likely just went to tie his shoe.
Travis: I always thought he wore velco..but oh well
Twilight: Justice takes advantage by delivering a knee to smacks
midsection, followed by a swinging neck breaker.
Travis: Good combo....took the wind out of the backpack's sails
there.
Twilight: But it also allowed tru to nail justice with a double axe handle
to the back of the head, then planting justice with a body slam.
Travis: I'm very suprised that tru is even in the match..after
what he went through earlier
Twilight: He's not in it now, as smack just grabbed him from behind and
launched him out of the ring.
Travis: I've never seen a big man fly like that...like a jumbo
jet
Twilight: He's showing his resiliency as he's already back on his feet.
Smack pulls justice up to deliver a backbreaker, and tru makes it back in
just in time to stomp on justice.
Travis: And it looks like the East-West Connection and the team
of Baby got back are teaming together
Twilight: tru and smack haul justice to his feet, and deliver a double
team suplex!
Travis: This may actually be a match i could stand to watch
Twilight: Judge has had enough, and he hits the ring to help his partner,
hitting tru with a clothesline, and press slamming smack to the floor
ringside.
Travis: Smack airlines.....come fly the filthy skys (laughs)
Twilight: That brings train in to attack judge, knocking him through the
ropes. Train follows, and they're brawling into the crowd.
Travis: Wow, I didn't know it was fan participation night...hell
some of the fans are better than the wrestlers anyways
Twilight: all 6 men are into now, as KR hits the ring to attack justice,
while smack drags tru out of the ring, and whips him into the steel rail
before heading for the ring.
Travis: And it looks like that shot to the railing has busted tru
open
Twilight: Back in ring, KR throws a punch at justice but misses, then gets
hit by the Judgement Day DDT! This could be over!
Travis: It looks like Justice is going for the pin!!!
Twilight: But wait, smack makes it to the ring, and grabs justice and
lifts him for the Smack Daddy Edge!
Travis: The Big mac attack has seemed to destroyed Justice!!
Twilight: Tru is back up at ringside, and he grabs smackdaddies
feet.....smack goes down, Justice is out cold but lands right on KR. Tru
pulls him to ringside and smack gets a smackdown, while the ref counts a
pin!
travis: The DOD have just won the tag belts and not even know
it!!!
Twilight: But that doesn't mean they're done brawling yet.
Travis: Not by a longshot....
Twilight: They better finish soon...we only have this place under contract
till midnight!
(( The camera cuts to the parking garage where we see a bloddy kash tied to
the back of a car. All we hear is voices speaking))
Voice: I told him not to turn his back on me. Now it's time to show him what
the face of evil truely is!!!
(( The camera cuts to the inside of the car where Lavey is in the passenger
seat, Klaus is in the back....and Bulldozer is driving the car!!!!))
Bulldozer: Time to go for a little ride!!!
(( The screen fades as the car takes off with Kash tied to the back of the
car....))
