Wednsday Warzone Results

Friday, 05-May-2000 21:20:29

** The camera fades in on a sold out arena. The fans are cheering as the

house lights dim. Suddenly, a huge blast of red pyro's erupt around the

entrance way, the word's HWC appearing on the screen overhead. As the smoke

begins to clear, "Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe begins to blast

from

the arena speakers. A silver shower of sparks erupts from the rampway, and

Twilight and the front office entourage emerge, to a defeaning roar from

the

fans. **

Twilight: Ladies and gentlemen, the HWC proudly presents it's first major

event, Wednsday Warzone! You all know me as the owner and head of HWC. At

this time, I'd like to introduce HWC's commisioner, my right hand man,

James

Williams. ** Motions to a man at his side**

James: Tonight is the dawning of a new era in wrestling, tonight we pick ou

where the UWC left off and turn it up a notch! But first off we want to

introduce you to some of the new commentators who will be calling the

action

for you.

Twilight: First, our star commentary man, Travis Best.

**Travis Walks out and shakes hands with Twilight and James**

Travis: Well ,you pissants should be on your knees thanking god that I've

finally arrived cause I'm not good, I'm not great, I'm simply the BEST!

**The crowd erupts into boo's.**

Twilight: Next on the list of commentary staff, we have Eddy........wait a

sec...*Whispering to James, as the next commentator approaches from behind

the curtains*....been a slight change of plan, boys and girls. Me and James

are handling commentary with Travis...Eddy, go film an interview or

sumthin.

*Eddy looks upset, and walks over.*

Eddy: But I'm the commentator!

Twilight: You WERE the commentator....now get lost.

Eddy: But Seifer hired me to...

Twilight: *Cutting him off, irritated* Seifer? Do you see Seifer around

here? He's just a memory in this fed now. As far as you're concerned, I'm

the god of HWC, and I said get the hell outta here.

Eddy: But...

*Twilight kicks eddy in the stomach and hits the Nightfall on him.

*Twilight, James, and Travis head to commentary table, with Best looking

particulary nervous sitting inbetween Twilight and Williams.

Twilight: Our first match up is gonna be a real war. None other than Kash

Flagg going head to head with The Judge.

John: What an explosive first match, as Kash and the Judge have quite a

history between them.

Best: Yeah they use to be one of the best feuds

Going before Kash turned into a peace loving pansy and joined the dudley do

Gooders on their quest for "sunshine and lolipops "

Ring Announcer: This match is the first match of the HWC!!!(crowd cheers

wildly). On his way to the ring at

this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from New Orleans, LA, Kash Flagg!!!

[Spiders by System of a Down. The floor opens up and Kash appears dressed

in

a black robe as the platform rises..a red light shines on him. He slowly

makes his way into the ring. Fantasy accompanies him to the ring]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from

Washington,

D.C., The Judge!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[The lights dim slightly, and Metallica's "Fight Fire with Fire" starts as

a

gold flash of light engulfs the entrance. The Judge's powerful frame in the

entranceway quickly becomes apparent as the light fades. He begins to walk

to

the ring, slowly, deliberately. He is accompanied by his friend, Jack. He

then steps up on the apron and over the ropes, moving to the center of the

ring. He suddenly thrusts his right hand into the air, his finger pointing

into the sky, as gold and white fireworks fly into the air around the ring.

He then stretches his arms, takes off his robe and sunglasses and tosses

them

outside the ring ]

John: Walter Powel is the referee for this contest.And Kash wastes no time

as he nails The Judge with a

charging axhandle bodyblock.

(ding, ding, ding)

And there's the bell as Kash picks up Judge and wow what

a discus punch from Flagg!

Twilight: Whoa! Kash nearly senetenced Judge to death by decapitation with

that one!

Williams: But The Judge gives the big boot to the face of Flagg. Kash is

standing there dazed and a vicious clothesline from The Judge!!

Best: Kash just did a three sixty there and landed face first on the mat!

Williams: And the Judge goes to the mat and begins pummling Kash.

Twilight: Kash is really getting slaughtered here.

Best: That's what being a ass kissing hippie will get you.

Williams: The Judge is pandering to the fans too much as Flagg gets up,

he goes to the ropes and attempts a moonsault off the ropes but The Judge

avoids it. Kash lands on his feet and a spinning heel kick!!

Kash is going for the pin! And the referee makes the count.

...1

The Judge kicks out.

Best: The ref and Kash are now arguing, if I was Powel I'd get the hell out

of there before...Oh my god!!! The Judge hits Flagg with a low blow!!

Twilight: Kash might not be capable of having children after that one!

Williams: The Judge now picking Flagg back up, sets him up and...samoan

drop!! Kash is simply getting destroyed here. Now The Judge is getting a

bit cocky and sets Kash up for a powerbomb.

Best: If he hits this, might as well call the funeral home and make

arrangements for the pancake formally known as Kash.

Williams: Shut up Best. Anyways Judge has Kash up and, NO!! Flagg turns it

into a hurricanrana!! The Judge is quickly back up and is hit with an side

suplex.

Best: I can't beleive he even had the energy to look at the Judge ,

much less pick him up and suplex him.

Williams: It's called determination Best, something you know nothing about.

Kash goes up to the top rope, looks at the prone Judge and ...what a senton

bomb!!

Best: This guy is a damn acrobat!!

Twilight: Kash is going for every high impact move he's got in this one!

Williams: It seems like it Twilight. And Flagg goes for the pin!

[Walter Powel counts.

...1 ...2

The Judge kicks out.

Twilight: Kash seems eager to end this match.

Best: If I had to take on a monster like the Judge, I'd want to end it soon

too.

Williams: Finally we agree on something there Best. Flagg runs into the

ropes, and the Judge has his by the throat!! Chokeslam by the Judge!!! The

whole ring shook there!!

Best: What the hell? Are we having an earthquake??This whole damn building

moved!!

Williams: Judge is looking pretty pissed and picks up Kash and whips him

into the ropes. Kash has countered with a another hurrican...NO!!! Judge

has reversed it into a massive sit down powerbomb!!

Best: he sent Flagg INTO the mat with that one. And look at this..typical

fan favorite BS as Judge asks the fans to do one more powerbomb.

Williams: Well it seems like he's going to cater to the fans as he sets up

Kash for another powerbomb. He has him up, and Kash slips off behind Judge.

Judge turns around and ...superkick by Kash!!!

Best: Damn bout took Judge's head off there!!

Williams: Flagg really looks pumped as he sends Judge out onto the floor.

Kash goes to the floor, too, and he goes for a chair. Walter Powel warns

him not to use it. Kash Flagg shoves Walter Powel.

Best: I hate it when refs get in the way of a good clean match!

Williams: (evil glance at Best)Anyways, Kash winds up for a swing, and...

[ the lights suddenly go out.]

Twilight: Looks like some of my production crew wants to get fired tonight.

Best: You've never looked better Twilight. (snickers)

[They come back on, and there's no sign of Kash or Fantasy....Judge is

laying in the

ring, dazed, trying to stand. His friend Jack is missing too. The ref

begins

a 10 count. It looks like kash is headed for a count out, but the Judge

looks

mad.]

Twilight: What's the deal here? Where's Kash and Jack?

Best: Forget them!!! Where's that lucious Fantasy at?

(camera goes backstage....it goes to a locker room that says: JAGUAR on it. the cameraman opens the door and walks in. the lights are dim and in the far corner you see Jaguar sitting in a chair. he is dressed in full wrestling gear. in his hands are throwing knives. in the wall are the pictures of all the wrestlers in the HWC some of them have knives in them. the camera goes back to Jaguar he stares at the camera and begins to speak.)

Jaguar- I was just thinking who my opponent would be at the next card. Could it be Archangel...(throws knife at Archangel's picture)....maybe , or it could be Kash Flagg...(throws knife at Kash Flagg's picture) , oh hell it could be any of you. But the point is I am searching and when I find out who my opponent is I will stalk and destroy him. So beware cause the Jaguar is on the hunt. And when the next card which I believe is Saturday Slaughter comes around you will enter my world and that is something you should be aware of. So Welcome To The Jungle boys...take a seat I will destroy you later. Now leave cameraman before I destroy you!

(cameraman scurrys out of Jaguar's locker room and the camera fades to black.)

**Cut back from Promo**

Twilight: That Jaguar looks pretty impressive for an HWC first timer.

Best: Big friggin whoo...he hasn't impressed me yet. Let him actually fight

and see how impressive he is.

Twilight: At any rate, the teams are set and ready for action.

Williams: The bell rings. Kidd Rock is first man in the ring for his team.

Bob Sagat

rushes KR, who ducks Sagat's clothesline. KR comes back with a kick to

Bob's

gut, and hit's a DDT.

Twilight: Bob's almost as bad at wrestling as he is at acting!

Williams: You got that right Twilight.

Best: Maybe he should of had John Stamos in his corner (laughs)

Williams: KR locks the figure four onto Sagat.....Sagat taps out, and his

team is the

first to be eliminated.

Twilight: He lasted almost as long in there as his career in TV.

Best: Maybe he should find a job doing infomercials for vacumm cleaners,

cause he sure does suck!!

Twilight: Tru Soulja and Twiggy step in, and square off.

Williams: They lock up, and Twiggy puts a side headlock onto

Soulja....Soulja reaches

down, and suplexes Twiggy. Soulja gets to his feet, and drops an elbow to

his

chest!]

Twilight: Twiggy is gonna need some ben gay for that one!

Williams: You can say that again Twilight.

Best: Please don't.

Williams: Soulja pulls twiggy to his feet, and hooks him for a

suplex...Twiggy

counters and backdrops Soulja to the mat. Soulja back on his feet, and

staggers towards his team. Twiggy runs from behind and nails him in the

back

of the head with a forearm!

Twilight: Wow!! Someone in the front row might have caught some souveneir

teeth from Soulja on that one!

Best: By the look of that crowd, they look like they might need them.

Williams: Twiggy whips Soulja to the ropes, runs at him, and hits a kick to

Souljas

head. Soulja up and over the ropes and lands ringside. Wicked jumps in, and

attacks Twiggy from behind, sending him to the floor. Deluxe jumps the

ropes

and charges at Wicked, who backdrops Deluxe over the ropes.

Twilight: The bodies are piling up fast at ringside!

Best: (singing) Dead bodies everywhere...

Williams: (looking at Best) Freak.

Suddenly, the lights in the arena go out. The only light left is from the

consession stands area. "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails slowly begins to play.

The ring and rampway is then lighted red.

Williams: What the hell...?

Twilight: This isn't on the format.....whats happening here?

As soon as the lines of the song "I will let you down/I will make you

hurt"

finish,

fire that nearly touches the ceiling erupt from the ringposts and "Wish" by

Nine Inch Nails very violently takes over and begins blasting throughout

the

arena.

Twilight: Dam!!! It looked like the building had exploded for a second

there!

Best: Hey now, this exploding s--- isn't in my contract.

Ruiner appears from behind the curtains and stands at the top of the

rampway.

The crowd is beserk, cheering louder than the inner ear can stand. Fire

erupts down the ramp as he storms towards the ring. When Ruiner has made

it

to the bottom of the rampway, the fire explosions stop and it stays pitch

black. For a few moments, nothing happens

Twilight: It's Ruiner!!! He said he'd hurt someone at Warzone...is that why

he's here?

Williams: Must be.

Best: Well DUH!!! Of course thats why he's here!!!

When the lights come back up, Ruiner is standing over Deluxe. Ruiner has a

chair and metal trashcan. When Deluxe, dazed, gets to his feet he is hit

in

the head with a chair. Ruiner sits him up and dumps the metal trashcan

over

his head. Ruiner then smashes the top of the trashcan with the chair, with

Deluxe's head inside.

Twilight: My god, he's smashing that can on Deluxe's head!!

Best: Yes!!!! Harder!!! Hit him harder!!

Ruiner gives an evil look to Deluxe's partners, letting them know to not

interfere, and they comply

Ruiner then gets a table from under the ring and once has it set up, he

places Deluxe on top of it, the trashcan still on his head. Ruiner then

slides into the ring and the wrestlers back up.

Ruiner then climbs the ropes and hangs his arms to his side for balance.

The

crowd is standing on their feet, yelling and cheering. Ruiner then puts

his

hands together and up to his face. Ruiner bows his head, and after a few

seconds he jumps and Senton bombs Deluxe.

Twilight: WHOAAA!!! Did you see that???

Williams: OH MY GOD!! He just snapped deluxe in half!!

Best: Looks like Ruiner isn't finished yet. He lifts Deluxe up in position

for "Misery"

(tombstone). Ruiner's eyes glow red and he commences with the devastating

move.

Twilight: The crowd is eating this up! Ruiner is sadistic!

Best: The crowd loves it?? Hell I love it. It's GREAT!!!

Ruiner picks Deluxe back up and takes off the trashcan and holds Deluxe by

the neck. Blood is pouring from Deluxe's face and he is unconscious, or in

a

coma. Ruiner whispers something in Deluxe's ear and then just drops him

and

he flops on the floor. The lights go out again and "Hurt" by Nine Inch

Nails

plays again from where it left off.

Twilight: What the hell was that all about? Why Deluxe?

Best: Why not?? He's an easy target to pick on...

Williams: Shut up Best.

After the song is done, the lights slowly come back......

Williams: KR runs over and rolls deluxe in, where Wicked goes for a pin

Twilight: KR using his head to gain some ground there!

Best: After what just happend, I'm surprise anyone can think.

Williams: The ref counts...1...2...3!

Twilight: Deluxe and his team just got eliminated, compliments of Ruiner!

Williams: First we had Flagg dissapearing, and now Deluxe is lying in a

bloody heap because of the Runier.!

Best: I love it!! I'm so glad i signed with this company. Massive carnage

everywhere!!

Williams: You are one sick bastard you know that?

Best: Enough of the flattery, it's time to get back to the action. The last

three teams are ignoring the action outside and are giving it their all.

Williams: The ref has finally seperated the teams and it's going to be

Wicked against Scorpion. They tie up and Scorpion throwsn Wicked into the

ropes. Scorpion springs into the ropes himself and a massive flying

clothesline!!

Best: Major airtime there...he should go for frequent flyer miles.

Williams: and Wicked hits the mat hard. Scorpion tags in Kaos and Kaos

proceeds to kick the living hell out of Wicked.

Best: he's showing no mercy here, I love it!!

Williams: (looks at Best) twisted bast..anyways, Kaos picks up Wicked and

Tru runs in to the ring and slams their two heads together! Wicked falls to

the mat, Kaos stumbles around and a he's picked up into a suplex...no!! It's

a brainbuster!!

Best: I bet his head went through the mat there!

Twilight: We'll have to send him a bill for that. Those mats aren't cheap.

Williams: The ref is trying to get Tru out of the ring, but he's not

leaving! He motions to Stalker and Stalker is bringing a table in!! oh god

he's not going to do what i think he's going to do.

Twilight: I think things are about to get out of hand in there.

Best: Oh yes he is, he has Wicked set up and ...YES!! The Solja Bomb right

through the table!! And the ref does nothing, isn't that great??!!

Williams: I'll have to talk to the ref a little later, anyways Tru covers

Wicked and 1....

2....

3....!!!!

And The team of Wicked, Kidd Rock, and Zero have

been eliminated!!

Best: Kaos tried to stop the count but Stalker and Archangel stopped that,

and in fact they aren't stopping at all, they are pummleing him!!

Williams: And here comes Assasin and Scorpion to make the save, and the two

final teams are going at it tooth and nail!!

Best: And Archangel throws Scorpion outside the ring and jumps to the top

rope...what a flying bodyblock by Archangel!! Scorpion just got flattened

worse than roadkill!

Williams: And what a lovely way of putting that Travis. Assasin goes to the

ropes to try the same thing, but he's met with a vicious chairshot by

Stalker and falls to the floor with a thud.

Best: Archangel is back in and all three men are just tearing Kaos a new

asshole. Archangel climbs the ropes, Tru sets up Kaos for a powerbomb.

Archangel AND Stalker are both on the top rope now, and Kaos is powerbombed

into the mat!!

Twilight: I hope his medical insurance covers visits to the chiropractor.

Williams: Stalker jumps off the ropes and a top rope legdrop!! And Archangel

now jumps and...frogsplash!!! If Kaos isn't seeing stars now then he's one

strong man.

Best: Hell, if he ain't seeing whold damn galaxies by now I wouldn't be

surprised...There's a cover by Tru!! 1...

2...

And Assasin makes the save!! Archangel goes after Assasin and they both go

over the ropes and onto the floor.

Williams: And Tru is picking up Kaos again, what is he going to do?? Oh no,

Stalker has a chair and i beleive he plans on using it on Kaos.

Best: Stalker's going to do his version of playing chairman of the board.

(laughs)

Williams: Shut up Best! Tru holds Kaos up, Stalker's going for the chairshot

and....oh my god!!! Scorpion got Kaos foot and pull him away!!! Stalker just

laid out Tru with a chairshot!!

Best: That dumb bastard looks dumbfounded at what he did. Scorpion is

wasting no time and grabs Stalker and DDT on the chair!! I just heard

Stalker's skull crack!!

Williams: So did I, and Scorpion goes for the pin on Tru...

1....

2....

3....!!!!

Scorpion has pinned him!!! Scorpion Assasin and Kaos are your winners!!!

Best: But wait!!! Here comes the Bulldozer!! He runs into the ring with a

chair and whhhhaaaaappppp!! What a shot to the head on Scorpion!! Now THAT'S

what a chairman of the board should be like.

Twilight: What the hell is his problem?

Williams: Assasin is trying to get in the ring but Archangel just sent him

into the ring steps!! Bulldozer sets up the folding chair and he's going for

Kaos!!! He picks him up and...OH MY GOD!!! He just did the Demolition on the

chair!!! Kaos' back could be broken!!

Best: Damn I know Kaos sucks, but what did he do to deserve that kind of

abuse?

Williams: I don't know but just cut to a promo..something!!!NOW!!

Twilight: Well, what better time to see an interview with Bulldozer? Roll it!

(Camera fades in on The Bulldozer pulling up in a limo. He steps put and

walks into the arena. The camera cuts to room where Chris Murphy is

sitting)

Chirs Murphy: Where the hell is Bulldozer?

(Camera switches to Bulldozer walking down the hall way. He opens the door

the room Chris Murphy is in)

CH: Where have you been at?

The Bulldozer: I was running a little late.

CH: Ah. Take a seat.

(The Bulldozer sits down)

TB: So what is it you want?

CH: The head of the HWC wanted me to ask you a few questions.

TB: Okay, well start asking.

CH: When you first arrived to the UWC what was things like?

TB: Well, it had just opened and I was running the show. Just by the end of

the second card I was the most feared man in the UWC until Wrestle Fest,

then Reaper took over as the World and Hardcore champions. Then a new group

called MA came out and tried to destroy me, but that didn't happen. Soon

after all that I took over as the World champion and things were going my

way.

CH: What about your time in the PCW?

TB: Well, that didn't last to long. I went in won the Hardcore title in

just a few cards, and I was ripped off by the Prez, so I quit.

CH: Your right, that didn't last long.

TB: I contiuned my rampage through the UWC, then I lost the World title to

Fallen Angel, and the UWC close down for a while. Then I joined the WWF VS.

ALL and the CWF.

CH: I heard about your quick take over in the WWF VS. ALL.

TB: Well, in my first match I won the European title and a few matches later

I won the USA title. I got bored and left.

CH: And the CWF?

TB: I quickly won the Extreme title (Hardcore) from a guy named Upstart then

I was ripped off several times after that, but since there was no UWC I

stayed for a while.

CH: Then came your lucky break.

TB: Yeah, the UWC opened back then I quick the CWF, and I was back to the

UWC. Things picked up right where they left off. Since Fallen Angel had

quick that meant the World tile was vacant, so I went for it and I won it.

I kept it for a while then Twilight to everybody's surprise defeated me in a

well fought match, but it wasn't fair for either side. Then the UWC closed

down for good, and that's how I ended up here in the HWC.

CH: Sounds great, I gotta go now)

(Camera fades out as The Bulldozer walks out of the room and heads to his

locker room)

[our final match of the night, is none other than Justice, looking to

cleans

the HWC of the hardcore horror Smackdaddy]

[ Best: Now Smackdaddy is a man after my own heart...he tells itlike it is

and don't take shi..

John: (interupting) Watch your language or we will do

it for you.

Best: (looking nervous) Wha...what I meant to say is that he

don't take anything from anyone.]

[Well, justice has been out long enough, and smack daddies music has been

playing for ages, but he's not coming out]

[John: Where the hell is he? We specifically had him under contract if he

went somewhere else...]

[wait a second.....look who's coming down the aisle...it's Kash Flagg!

Whats

this about?]

Best: bout time that coward showed back up, maybe he came back for his

backbone.

John: Shut up travis. Anyways kash is getting in the ring

and....OH

MY GOD!! Kash just hit the Kold hard Kash on Justice!! Whats this all

about?

Best: YES!!! Finally some action here.

Twilight: Action is right......Judge just hit the aisle at a run, and I don't think

he's coming to bring kash flowers.

John: You better belive that. kash jumps out of the ring and into the

crowd, and it looks like the Judge is right after him.

Best: Wait a

minute...who in the world is THAT coming down the aisle, it's Lavey!!! And

he

has Judge's friend jack, but who's the other guy with him?

Twilight: Whoever he is, he looks kinda familiar!

Best: I f I don't know any better, I'd say he looks like you Twilight!!!

Twilight: Too much like me...what the hell is going on out here?

John: It looks like Lavey has brought out Twilight's twin!!!

Best: Yeah

his

better looking twin.

Twilight: It could be a twin, best, but will he still look better from the

unemplyment

line? At any right, they're getting in the ring, where justice is still

out...maybe we're going to get an explanation. Wait a minute! Judge trying to come back and save Justice, and Kash comes back and blindsides him!!!

(Lavey grabs the mic and looks directly at Judge who is being held up by his

head by Kash)

Lavey: I told you all!!!! I told you that all you righteousness

would save Kash from coming back to where he truely belongs...with us. And

now, I am proud to say that in addition to Kash and Fantasy being back home

with me, I have procured the services of one of the most destructive forces

you will ever see in this god forsaken fed...the one and only DARK

TWILIGHT!!!

Williams: Oh my god, Twilight did you hear that??

Best: Of course he hears you, you moron. He's in shock because of all this.

Twilight: Both of you shut the hell up...this is serious.

(Lavey points at the Judge)

Lavey: Judge, I told you and your little buddy

Justice not to interfere with my student, but you didn't listen. Now,

because of that, I'm afraid your friend Jack will suffer the consequences

for it. Kash hold his head up so he can see what he did to his friend!!!

Williams: What in the world are they going to do with Jack??

Best: It looks like they are....NIGHTFALL!!!! Oh my god Dark Twilight just

gave Jack the NightFall!!!

Williams: Oh god...this is terrible. Judge is about in tears here...Kash

runs into the ring and grabs the mic...

Kash: My dear lost disciples...tonite you have just witness the beginning of

a new era. Tonite, the Unholy Aliance is born!!!(massive boos)

Twilight: Williams, get security, and get this place locked down...NOW! And be in my office in 5 minutes.

Best: Unholy Alliance is right, and it looks like we have to go. Commish,

you and Twilight going to be ok?

Williams: We'll be fine..I just don't like where this heading. Goodnight

folks and we will see you Saturday!!