(The fuzz on the television screen fades into a view of the Hardcore Wrestling Corporation's logo, underneath it appears the words, Special Bulletin. The logos fade from the screen to a shot of Chris Murphy sitting behind a news desk at HWC Headquarters.)

Chris Murphy: "Hello folks, Chris Murphy here with some breaking news before HWC Spring Massacre begins, it seems as though the AWBC, who broadcast HWC television, has recently gained 51% of the HWC under it's control. With this newfound power the AWBC's CEO, Robert Brooks, has ousted HWC Co-Owner and President, Daniel Lashley, from his position as President. His replacement was announced earlier today at a Press Conference held by AWBC."

(A little television screen in the corner flashes on and on it appears the press conference held earlier today. Robert Brooks is standing at a podium. To his right sits HWC Co-Owner, Daniel Lashley and to Brooks' left sits HWC Vice-President, James Moon.)

Robert Brooks: "Earlier today Daniel Lashley, HWC Co-Owner, was removed from his position as HWC President by myself. His replacement will be none other than HWC Vice-President, James Moon."

(With this news announced Lashley jumps to his feet, he is visibly pissed off as he lunges towards Moon. He and Lashley are exchanging words as Lashley is about to haul off and slug Moon but he is restrained by two large security guards.)

Daniel Lashley: "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!! THIS IS MY COMPANY!!!"

(The guards drag Lashley to the back.)

Robert Brooks: "Not anymore."

(With that James Moon gets to his feet and straightens his suit before shaking hands with Brooks, the scene fades back to Murphy.)

Chris Murphy: "This change is said to take place immediately, however don't look for this to affect HWC Spring Massacre much. Anyway, I'm Chris Murphy and thank you for watching, we will now switch you to HWC Spring Massacre live from the King Dome in Seattle, Washington."

(The scene fades to a black screen. As a deep voice begins to speak.)

Voice: "Since the beginning of time man has been involved in conflict, in war..."

(Random clips from Vietnam, WWI and II, Korean, Desert Storm, and pictures from the Civil and Revolutionary Wars are shown.)

Voice: "He has been involved in massacres....."

(Pictures of different massacres, in the middle east and in Boston.)

Voice: "Destruction has always reigned supreme..."

(Destroyed buildings, cars, and people are shown from all over the world.)

Voice: "But none can compare to that which humanity will witness tonight...."

(Once again horrid atrocities are shown.)

Voice: "Eight men..."

(Shots of Jaguar, Judge, Kash Flagg, I2K, SmackDaddy, Chaotic J, Steampunkk, and Michael Streetz are shown, most of which involving gold around their waists.)

Voice: "One cage..."

(A shot of the gigantic cage surrounding the ring.)

Voice: "One War....one MASSACRE!!"

(The HWC Spring Massacre logo appears on the screen.)

Voice: "HWC SPRING MASSACRE 2001, live from the King Dome in Seattle, Washington!"

(The logo fades into an aerial view of the King Dome as "The Biggest And The Best" by Clawfinger plays softly in the background, then a shot of Seattle's skyline before fading to the inside of the Dome, it is packed roughly 65,392 in attendance for HWC Spring Massacre, the music kicks up a notch as a brilliant pyro explosion rocks the stage shooting green, red, white, and blue pyro for all to see. The crowd is going nuts as the pyro starts at the stage and moves down towards the ring before a HUGE explosion shoots from the ring, shaking the building. The camera then begins to scan the crowd, signs like: "Are you ready for a WAR??!", "Give me a beer!", "Dozer is the greatest!", etc. Finally it settles on Eddie Daniels and Travis Best. Eddie as usual is wearing a suit and tie while Best wears a blue jacket that says, "I get paid to watch wrestling!")

Eddie Daniels: "Hello folks and welcome to HWC SPRING MASSACRE 2001! I'm Eddie Daniels and along with me, as always...."

Travis Best: "'Simply the Best' Travis Best."

Eddie Daniels: "Sure. Anyway fans, the big news is that Daniel Lashley has been fired has HWC President, he still owns the HWC but he is no longer the President, James Moon is taking over starting immediately, certainly an exciting time in the HWC."

Travis Best: "This is horrible, Mr. Lashley was the best and now he is no more as our faithful president..."

Eddie Daniels: "He's not the president anymore, you can stop kissing his ass."

Travis Best: "How dare you disrespect his legacy!"

Eddie Daniels: "Oh, shut up! Anyway folks, we are here live at the King Dome in beautiful Seattle, Washington with record attendance of 65,392 people who have come out to witness probably the BIGGEST main event ever in HWC History...the 8 Man WarGame, Jaguar, I2K, Judge, and Kash against Streetz, Steampunkk, Chaotic J, and SmackDaddy, all locked in a 20 foot high cage."

Travis Best: "Definitely going to be some big spots in that match-up."

Eddie Daniels: "Of course, however that's not all, the Intercontinental Title is on the line, Dozer against Streetz. New World Tag Champs will be crowned in a battle royal, Tiger a.k.a. the General takes on Kidd Rock for the Hardcore title, and many more. But to start this match off with a bang it's Viper against Serpent in a Snake Pit Match, a first-ever here in the HWC. So let's get ready to rumble!!"

Travis Best: "That was dumb, just like you."

Snake Pit Match
Viper v. Serpent

B.W. Lawson: "The following contest is a Snake Pit Match. The rules are simple, the first man thrown over the ropes and into the pit of snakes is the loser. Entering first, being accompanied by Lizzy, from Boston, Mass, weighing in at 268 lbs.....VIPER!"

("The Beer Song" by Mustard Plug hits the speakers and the crowd gives a moderate response that is mostly for Lizzy, the duo walks to the ring and Viper cautiously enters the ring as Lizzy goes and sits out of harms way, next to the timekeeper. "The Beer Song" fades and Serpent's music kicks up.)

B.W. Lawson: "And his opponent....SERPENT!"

(Serpent walks out and runs to the ring, wasting little time as the bell rings. The match starts off with Viper and Serpent standing in the middle of the ring face to face while snakes line the outer part of the apron. Viper grabs a hold of Serpent and tries to force him over the top rope but Serpent counters the move with a Russian leg sweep.)

Eddie Daniels: "Nice counter there by Serpent."

Travis Best: "Hopefully the snakes escape and kill both these jackasses so I can have Lizzy all to myself."

Eddie Daniels: "Careful, Viper might come over here and mix some words with you concerning that very subject."

Travis Best: "Viper can kiss my ass."

(Serpent then stomps down at Viper's head but Viper rolls out of the way grabs Serpent's leg and brings him to the mat with a hard thud. Viper stands and hits Serpent with a well placed elbow drop, and then lifts Serpent off the ground and whips him into the ropes before shoulder blocking him to the ground.)

Eddie Daniels: "Viper has quickly changed the tide in this match-up.."

(Viper lifts Serpent once more and tries to force him over the ropes but once again fails. Serpent trips Viper, but Viper quickly gets up and hits Serpent with a hard knife-edge chop that garners an OOOH from the crowd.)

Eddie Daniels: "That had to sting."

Travis Best: "No shit."

(Viper grabs and slams Serpent to the mat, then climbs to the top rope and jumps off but is met by a foot to the face. Serpent is first to his feet and gives Viper a quick arm drag that takes him down then he locks him in a sleeper hold, Viper is starting to fade.)

Eddie Daniels: "No submissions in this match."

(Viper is lifted by Serpent and is taken over towards the ropes, Serpent hooks Viper under the arm and throws him over the rope, BUT WAIT! Counter, Viper punches Serpent in the gut and shoves his arm under Serpent's and tosses Serpent over the ropes and into the snake pit below. The crowd cheers!)

Eddie Daniels: "That was close Travis."

Travis Best: "Damn right. Come on cameraman get in closer so we can see the carnage."

(The camera moves over to the snake pit and takes a looks, Serpent is screaming as the snakes crawl all over him, EMT's and trainers rush to the pit to help him as the camera fades to a commercial.)

Commercial: "Are you strong enough to survive a slaughter? Are you tough enough to enter a war? These guys are and you can check them out two times a week, HWC Saturday Slaughter, every Saturday night at 10 eastern, 8 pacific and HWC Wednesday WarZone, every Wednesday night at 8 eastern, 6 pacific. Only on AWBC!"

(The camera fades back to Best and Daniels at ringside.)

#1 Contendership For HWC Television Tag Team Championships Match
Powers of Pain v. The Outlawz

Eddie Daniels: "What a way to kick off a pay-per-view! I'll tell you, that match was fast paced and entertaining as hell and it can only get better so let's keep the action moving right along. We are ready to determine the #1 Contenders for the HWC Television Tag Championship, this one should be great."

Travis Best: "Yeah, a great time to go to the snack bar or the john! How the hell can you say this is going to be a good match?!"

Eddie Daniels: "Easy, it involves two of the best up-and-coming teams in the HWC, these two teams will do whatever it takes to be the best and that makes for interesting wrestling."

Travis Best: "Whatever."

("One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits the speakers and the crowd comes out with an okay response.)

B.W. Lawson: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 Contendership for the HWC Television Tag Team Championships, entering first at a combined weight of 553 lbs......the team of 187 and Kyle Cartier....THE POWERS OF PAIN!!!"

(187 and Super Crazy step through the curtains and walk down towards the ring, they taunt the crowd a little before sliding into the ring and jumping on opposing turnbuckles. "One Step Closer" fades out and is quickly replaced by "You Think It's A Joke" by Goldfinger. Once again an okay response from the sellout crowd.)

B.W. Lawson: "And their opponents, accompanied by Lizzy, at a combined weight of 514 lbs....the team of Maxx Imum and Viper....THE OUTLAWZ!!!"

(Viper, Maxx, and Lizzy step through the curtains and the ovation gets a little bit louder, only because the male population of the crowd is cheering for Lizzy. She smiles to them and blows a couple of kisses as the trio makes it's way to the ring. Viper slides into the ring and the match is underway with Cartier and Viper in the ring, Viper runs towards Cartier but Cartier gets a boot up in the face of Viper knocking him over. Cartier then drops a huge leg drop over the sternum of Viper.)

Travis Best: "KILL HIM!"

Eddie Daniels: "This will be a good time to say that the HWC does not promote violence, do not try any of this at home, and DO NOT listen to Best. Thank you for your cooperation."

(Travis tackles Ed as Cartier then walks over and tags in 187, 187 jumps to the top-rope and leaps off hitting a top-rope elbow drop on Viper 1..2..kickout! 187 grabs Viper and whips him into the ropes and hits Viper with a spinning heel kick 1..2..3! NO! Maxx just ran in and broke up the pin.)

Eddie Daniels: "THAT WAS CLOSE!"

(187 grabbed Maxx and threw him out of the ring, Viper is up and gives 187 a superkick to the face, 1....2....187 kicks out! Viper grabs 187 and throws him into his corner Viper then tags Maxx and they both repeatedly kick 187 in the corner. The referee forces Viper out but while that is going on 187 gives Maxx a low blow.)

Travis Best: "Ouch."

(While Maxx is doubled over in pain 187 gives Maxx a DDT that shakes the ring, Maxx is out 187 pins 1..2...2 �...NO! Maxx somehow kicks out.)

Eddie Daniels: "Another close pinfall..."

(Viper attempts to run into the ring but the referee stops him, while all the is going on Cartier runs in with A CHAIR! He runs up behind Maxx, Cartier turns him around.....BOOM!)

Travis Best: "Now that's what I'm talkin' about! VIOLENCE!"

(Cartier just hit Maxx in the face with a chair, Cartier slides out of the ring and calls to the ref who turns around, 187 lifts Maxx gets behind him, setting him on top of his shoulders....Electric Chair Drop!! Maxx is out!! 187 pins, 1..2...Viper runs in but Cartier gives him the Crazynator in return! The referee continues the count....3!)

Travis Best: "THE POWERS OF PAIN WIN! A hard fought contest that ends with the PoP as the #1 Contenders for the HWC TV Tag Titles!"

Eddie Daniels: "THEY CHEATED! Come on ref!"

Travis Best: "HEY! Shut up! Life isn't fair so if you aren't cheating you aren't really trying, so shove it."

Eddie Daniels: "Ass."

(The camera cuts to the parking garage. Kidd Rock is seen, just arriving. He stops suddenly, spotting the Tiger/General's motorcycle. He gets a sly look, sets his bags down and hurries over to where a forklift is parked off to one side, in a NO Parking zone.)

Kidd Rock: "Gee, I think that forklift needs to be moved to a legal parking space! Oh well, I guess since there's nobody else around, I'll just take care of it..."

(He climbs aboard, starts it up, and drives it over to where the Tiger/the General's motorcycle is parked. He turns the wheel and aim's the forks right into the spot. He guns the motor, and the lift surges forward. The forks go right into the bike, slamming it into the concrete wall. Kidd backs the forklift, and the bike slides off the forks to lean drunkenly against the wall. Kidd backs the lift up, turns it around, and backs it into the spot, crushing the bike against the wall again. HE does this three more times, then stops the lift. He climbs down, smiling to himself.)

Kidd Rock: "That's much better!"

(He laughs, then picks up his bags and heads for his dressing room as the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis.)

Eddie Daniels: "WHAT THE HELL!? He just destroyed The General's bike!"

Travis Best: "She parked it in a no parking zone, he was just doing what was right."

Eddie Daniels: "What's right my ass!"

Travis Best: "We aren't talking about your ass right now."

Eddie Daniels: "I hate you. Anyway we are ready for our next match, let's get to it."

HWC Television Championship Triple Threat Match
Ace of Spades v. Fixxer v. Mr. Gregr (c)

B.W. Lawson: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat for the HWC Television Championship, already in the ring.....FIXXER!!!"

(Fixxer is already in the ring pacing, waiting for his opponents to come out. He is not denied as "The Ace of Spades" by Motorhead hits the speakers and the crowd boos.)

B.W. Lawson: "And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at an even 200 lbs......THE ACE OF SPADES!!"

(Ace of Spades comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Fixxer kicks Ace in the head, but it's not enough to stop him as the two exchange blows. While the two go at it "the Economic Rap" plays as he too runs out and slides into the ring, WITHOUT his TV Title.)

B.W. Lawson: "And the Television Champion, hailing from Prague, Czechoslovakia, weighing 243 lbs.....MR. GREGR!!"

Eddie Daniels: "And we are underway, all three men are in the ring."

(Fixxer and Ace stop beating on each other and hit Gregr, Gregr stumbles back bounces off the ropes and hits Fixxer and Ace with a double clothesline. Ace is the first one that gets to his feet, Gregr grabs him and throws him into the ropes. Ace bounces back and is nailed with a big boot to the face, Fixxer comes from behind hitting Gregr in the back of the head. Spinning Gregr around Fixxer grabs him and delivers a snap suplex.)

Travis Best: "I always hated economics, especially my teacher."

Eddie Daniels: "I'm ignoring you, anyway folks our TV Champ is in a bad way right now at the hands of Fixxer."

(Fix then goes for the pin........1........Ace grabs Fixxer and pulls him off Gregr.)

Eddie Daniels: "Almost a two count on our champ."

Travis Best: "Will you shut up about this our champion crap! He's not my champion, he's just a dumb foreigner."

Eddie Daniels: "Who could kick your arrogant ass."

(Fixxer pushes Ace out of the way but Ace hits him with a big elbow. Gregr then pulls Ace into a small package .......1.......2.......Fixxer kicks Gregr in her head.)

Eddie Daniels: "Close."

(Fixxer grabs Gregr and pulls him to his feet and goes for another suplex but Gregr reverses it. Ace comes from behind grabbing Gregr into a sleeper hold, Fixxer gets to his feet and runs towards Gregr to deliver a forearm, but no Gregr breaks out of the hold and Fixxer gets hit. Gregr grabs Ace and throws him over the top rope and out of the ring, he turns to face Fixxer but is met with a boot to the gut. Fixxer goes to the ropes to deliver a clothesline to Gregr but he ducks, on the rebound Fixxer is hit with a clothesline from Gregr.)

Eddie Daniels: "A nice exchange there."

(Wasting no time Gregr nails Fixxer with a Eastern European Economics Elbow Drop, Gregr goes the pin..........1........2.........3. Gregr keeps his title.)

Eddie Daniels: "Mr. Gregr keeps his title."

Travis Best: "What do you mean his title?! It's Aaron Marty's title, just look at him, he's the one with it in his possession!"

Eddie Daniels: "Cause he stole it from Mr. Gregr."

Travis Best: "Sure he did, if that's what you want to call it."

Eddie Daniels: "Ugh."

(Mr. Gregr stands tall in the middle of the ring, before being nailed with the Bad Hand by Ace of Spades who immediately flips off the crowd and walks to the back. Cut to the backstage, Aaron Marty is watching the PPV on a miniature television with the HWC TV Title that he stole over his shoulder.)

Aaron Marty: "HAHAHA! That dumbshit Mr. Gregr is a disgrace! He can barely take care of two pathetic wrestlers like Ace and Fix. And HE is the TV Champion, ugh. Well not anymore...."

(Before he can finish BloodDragon smacks him in the back of the head with a stiff chairshot that causes Aaron to fall, knocking over the mini-television. Dragon hits Marty again, and again and again before referees and officials can pull him off of the fallen Marty.)

BloodDragon: "You don't even deserve to hold the stolen TV title you piece of shit!"

(The officials pull Dragon away as EMT's check on Marty. Cut back to Ed and Travis.)

Eddie Daniels: "Looks like that thief, Aaron Marty, finally got what he deserves."

Travis Best: "BloodDragon doesn't know who the hell he is messing with! That was the biggest mistake of his career and definitely his last."

Eddie Daniels: "We'll see about that."

HWC European Championship Match
"Hollywood" Johnny Rave v. Obake (c)

B.W. Lawson: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HWC European Championship, entering first, the challenger, weighing in at 243 lbs..... "HOLLYWOOD" JOHNNY RAVE!!"

("The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hits and the crowd cheers loudly for Rave as he steps out onto the stage and motions around his waist at an imaginary belt. He runs down the long ramp and slides into the ring and raises his arms to gain another pop from the crowd. "The Beautiful People" fades out.)

B.W. Lawson: "And his opponent, weighing 285 lbs., he is the HWC European Champion, hailing from Denver, Colorado.....OBAKE!!!"

("Waiting To Die" by Hed Planet Earth kicks up and the crowd roars in an ovation equal to or greater than that of Johnny Rave. Obake steps from behind the curtains with the European title around his waist. He raises his arms in the air before reaching behind and unbuttoning the belt, he then holds it in his right hand and points to it with his left he then shouts to Rave, "YOU WANT THIS?! WELL COME GET IT!" Obake then breaks into a dead sprint and drops the belt before sliding into the ring. The referee rings the bell and we are underway.)

Eddie Daniels: "This is definitely going to be one for the ages."

(Obake and Rave are standing face to face in the middle of the ring Obake runs at Rave, Rave ducks and pushes Obake into the ropes then rolls him up into a small cradle 1..2 Obake kicks out.)

Eddie Daniels: "WOAH! This one could have been over just like that."

Travis Best: "If that would have happened I would have had to get into that ring and kick Obake's ass for being a pathetic piece of shit...WAIT! I think I should do that anyway, cause HE IS a pathetic piece of shit! HAHAHA!"

Eddie Daniels: "Sure."

(Rave grabs Obake whips him into the ropes and swings at him Obake counters into an arm bar. Obake wrenches back on the hold and Rave screams in pain but finally gets to the ropes, Obake is forced to release the hold. Obake then grabs Raves arm and starts to work on it with continued strikes to the limb.)

Eddie Daniels: "Obake's showing why he is the champ here tonight."

(Obake then gives Rave a couple arm drags, and follows up with a quick snap Suplex Obake with the quick pin 1..2 Rave kicks out. Obake reaches for Rave but Rave rolls out of the way and gets to his feet before he kicks Obake in the gut and DDT's him to the mat, Rave goes for the pin 1..2..3! NO! WAIT! Rave had his legs draped over the ropes for added leverage and the referee saw, the match continues.)

Travis Best: "It's not cheating if you don't get caught."

Eddie Daniels: "But he did get caught."

Travis Best: "Did I say he didn't get caught?!"

(Rave grabs Obake and sends him over the top rope, Obake falls to the floor. Rave follows Obake to the floor and whips him into the stairs but Obake reverses and Rave goes crashing into the steel ring steps. Obake then picks up Rave and drops him onto the outside barrier. Obake rolls back into the ring and Rave is laying outside motionless the referee starts to count 1.............2................3...............4................5........)

Eddie Daniels: "The fans here I'm sure would hate to see this match end in a count-out."

(.......6.......Rave is on one knee.....7...........8 Rave stands up and dives into the ring. Obake grabs him and slams him to the mat followed by a well placed leg drop across the chest of Rave. Obake then walks into his corner and waits for Rave to stand.)

Travis Best: "Looks like Obake is getting ready for the final touches."

Eddie Daniels: "Yeah, it looks that way."

(Rave starts to get to his feet and Obake charges at him but Rave side steps and Obake goes flying into the corner shoulder first Rave then gets behind Obake and grabs his hair and pulls him down hard the pin 1.. Obake kicks out. Rave then goes for a vertical suplex but Obake counters, Rave tries again and is once again blocked by Obake, then Obake lifts up Rave and JACKHAMMER!!)

Eddie Daniels: "THE JACKHAMMER! Obake just hit Hollywood with the Jackhammer out of nowhere!"

(1.............2...............3!!! OBAKE WINS! The crowd roars!)

Eddie Daniels: "Obake has done it, he's defeated 'Hollywood' Johnny Rave!" (Obake grabs the European Championship from the referee and jumps up on the corner and holds the belt high, the crowd cheers in approval. Rave is up behind Obake. The crowd cheers even louder. Obake jumps down from the corner and into the waiting arms of Johnny Rave....THE HEADLINER!! The crowd roars some more as Rave stands tall and raises his arms in the air. He then grabs the Euro-title and holds it high before dropping it ontop of Obake and heading towards the back.)

Eddie Daniels: "What a match folks! Travis, I don't think Rave is done with Obake or the European Title, do you?"

Travis Best: "Of course not, what the hell kind of question is that!?!"

Eddie Daniels: "Nevermind."

(The camera fades and then reopens on the locker room door of Crimson Glory, on the door there is a sign reading TOP SECRET. Inside voices of the members can be heard talking. Back in the hall Pallimon of BloodLust Slayerz comes walking up and stops at the door. He grin to him self and knock on the door, all the voices inside go silent. Suddenly the open and The General sticks her head out, on seeing Pallimon standing there she becomes confused along with being pissed.)

The General: "What da hell do ya want!?"

Pallimon: "I am here to escort you to your match, cause only greatness deserves someone of worth."

The General: (her face lightens and she smiles) "Oh okay, just wait right here I'll be right out."

(General slowly slips back inside closing the door. Again the voices start up again and after a minuet they stop. The door comes flying open as Salubri and Samedi rush out attacking the unexpecting Pallimon. Throwing him up against the wall they hit him with punches and kicks till he crumbles to the floor. They start stomping away at him as Lilith steps out with General right behind. In her right nearly dragging is the Hardcore belt and with the other she puts her crow on her back belt. She then steps up to the broken body of Pallimon and spits on him. Looking down on him briefly she sniff and walks away leaving Pallimon to the mercy of her troop. The camera switches to Best and Daniels at ringside.)

HWC Hardcore Championship Match
Kidd Rock v. The General (c)

Eddie Daniels: "I think you know what time it is Best..."

Travis Best: "Damn right! It's time for BLOOD!!"

B.W. Lawson: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the HWC Hardcore Championship, entering first, the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 225 lbs.....KIDD ROCK!!!"

("Paid" by Kid Rock hits the speakers as the crowd immediately begins to boo. He gives them none of his time as he just walks to the ring, almost in a trance. He wastes little time sliding into the ring, he doesn't even bother to do his customary taunts. He just walks over to the corner and stares at the ramp.)

Eddie Daniels: "I'll tell you Best, I have never seen Kidd Rock this focused in his time here in the HWC. Never."

("Paid" fades out and is replaced by the sweet sounds of "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit. The crowd roars in approval.)

B.W. Lawson: "And his opponent, accompanied by PitBull and Pallimon, she is the HWC Hardcore Champion, weighing 175 lbs., from St. Louis, Missouri....THE GENERAL!!"

(The General a.k.a. The Tiger makes her way through the curtains with the Hardcore title slung over her left shoulder, Pallimon and PitBull at her side. She raises the roof, trying to pump the crowd up more than it is already. She keeps walking and slides into the ring before handing the belt to the referee who promptly rings the bell.)

Eddie Daniels: "And we are underway in this grudge match of sorts."

(Kidd and General make their way to center ring they stop and begin staring at each other. General slaps the taste out of Kidd and the match is underway. Kidd, begins pacing around the ring, gawking at General with pure and utter disgust on her face. And General just stands there laughing at him. After enough pacing, Kidd makes his way towards General, and the two lock up. Gen gets the partial advantage, and attempts to put Kidd in an armbar. But Kidd throws a back elbow which General swiftly ducks under. The force of the elbow makes Kidd do a 360 as he is met with a vicious right hand from General. And another, and another. General backs Kidd into the ropes and whips him to the other side . But to her misfortune Kidd slides out of the ring to catch a breather, and clear the cobwebs out of his head. General, stands in the ring, eyeing Kidd as if he were prey waiting to be attacked. She then runs at the ropes and attempts a baseball slide . But Kidd sidesteps it, and General hits with a painful thud on the outside mat. Kidd then begins to put the boots to her, and then he picks her up by the hair . He drags her over to the ringpost, and rams her head into it. General falls on the floor, rolling around, clutching her face.)

Travis Best: "Humm, a facial curtesy of Kidd Rock. Who knows maybe it'll actually improve her looks."

Eddie Daniels: Are you two blind, General is one of the most gorgeous women to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring.

Travis Best: "This from the guy who married a 300lbs mountain women from Kentucky."

(Kidd is relentless and begins to stalk after her . He is approaching General, but General catches him with a drop toe hold, making him hit his face into the ring apron. Kidd is down, and General goes for the pin .... 1.... Hell no , Kidd kicks out. General picks him up, and punches him in the face a couple of times, and then delivers a scoop slam. She heads on over to the announcers table and pushes Travis Best out of his chair, and takes the chair. She folds it up, and makes her way to Kidd who has already risen to his feet. General reels the chair back, but Kidd, hits her with a boot to the midsection making her drop the chair.)

Travis Best: "Am I dreaming or did that wench just steal MY FRICKIN CHAIR?!"

Eddie Daniels: "Don't worry, it looks like she's going to pay for it."

(Kidd then grabs a hand full of General's hair, and flings her over the guard rail into the audience. General is up quickly on her feet , and tries to climb back over, but Kidd hits her with hard rights, which keep her on the fans side of the guardrail. Finally after at least five punches, General falls to the floor, and Kidd turns around, grabs the chair, and makes his way into the ring . He sets the chair up in the middle of the ring, and backs up, as he watches General slowly making it to her feet. Once General is standing, Kidd, bounces off the ropes, and catapults himself off of the chair onto the top rope, and goes for a Flying Body Press, but Gen ducks out of the way, and Kidd hits face first on the guardrail. General after regaining her composure, walks over to the dazed Kidd, and bangs his head into the steel guardrail again. And Again. And Again. Blood is now seen trickling from the face of Kidd Rock.)

Travis Best: "Ha, Ha, Kidd is getting beat up by a girl."

Eddie Daniels: "No class."

(General picks him up again. She now delivers a knife edge chop to Kidd's midsection, and sets him up in a powerbomb position. She attempts to pick up Kidd, but he reverses it into a backbody drop. He then begins to pull back the mat covering the concrete floor, and then makes his way back over to General. He spits in her face, and then hooks her in a bulldog position. He runs forward and delivers a VICIOUS bulldog, right onto the uncovered concrete. Kidd then rolls General over, and goes for the cover .... 1....2.... but no, General is not out of it and gets her shoulder up. Kidd is getting annoyed as walks over to the time announcers table, and gets the ring bell. Gen is now making her way to her feet, and Kidd charges at her. Nailing her right in the face with the ring bell. Kidd lets out a loud sinister laugh as he nonchalantly covers General. 1....2.... 3! WAIT NO!! General has kicked out yet again. Kidd seems pissed now, and he puts the boots to General out of sheer frustration. He then grabs the chair that he had set up in the ring, and heads towards her. He reels back, but General is too swift for him, and connects with a dropkick which makes the chair hit Kidd in the face. Both competitors are down. As the ref looks on.)

Travis Best: "It's a damn disgrace what happened to the Hardcore Title. One minute you have a respected, credible champion like SmackDaddy and the next some steroid popping barbie doll is making a mockery of the belt."

Eddie Daniels: "The General happens to be a fine Hardcore Champion."

(Gradually General makes her way to her feet, and she picks up Kidd before throwing him over the guardrail and into the fans. She leaps over the guardrail and continues to follow Kidd who is making his way towards the crowd exit as if he is trying to escape. Gen catches up with him, making her way through the cheering and whistling crowd, and continues punching him in the back of the head. All of a sudden they are so far into the crowd that the camera can no longer see them. As the camera catches back up with them, they are now in the backstage area. And General still has the upperhand . She is dragging Kidd by his hair, and throwing him from one wall to the other. She finally stops in front of a door, and whips him through the door!!!! As the camera catches up, we see that they have now entered a bathroom .... a Woman's bathroom . A whole bunch of woman, go screaming out of the bathroom, as General throws General onto the floor.)

Travis Best: "Lucky bastard. Hey Daniels, you better hope they don't wreck that camera you got hidden in there."

(She drags Kidd over to an open stall, and attempts to dunk his head in the toilet. But, he blocks the attempt, hitting her in the stomach and DUNKING HER HEAD IN THE TOILET!!!!! Kidd seems to have caught a second breath as he begins taking the fight to Gen. He drags her out of the stall, and heads on over to the wall where the sinks and mirrors are located. Showing brute strength Kidd rips a mirror off of the wall, and turns towards General. He hurls it at her, but she sidesteps, grabs something off of the counter and pokes Kidd in the eye with it. Cy, begins to shout, in pain as he clutches his eye and makes his way through the bathroom, door. General drops the object in her hand, and the camera zooms in to see what it is ... It's a tampon!!!!!)

Travis Best: "Just when you think the Hardcore Division couldn't sink any lower, something like this happens. Sickening, just sickening."

Eddie Daniels: "General must have felt that Kidd wasn't up on his women's health studies."

Travis Best: "She wouldn't dare try to stuff a feminine napkin in Smack's face."

(The camera turns away from the tampon trying to catch up with General and Kidd as they continue their fight. They are trading punches in the middle of the hallway until Kidd gets the upperhand on the lady. He delivers a hard snap suplex onto the unforgiving floor leaving General writhing in pain. Kidd then goes over, to a bunch of boxes and pulls out a big lead pipe. He turns around and heads towards the hurt General and hits her hard over the head with the pipe. General falls to the floor holding her head, and Kidd drops the pipe and goes for a pin. 1....2.... But SOMEHOW General has managed to kick out. Kidd picks her up, and leads up to a door marked " EXIT " they bust through the door, and it leads into a parking lot. General hits Kidd with some good right hands and then rolls him on top of a car. She then climbs up, and delivers a PAINFUL Implant DDT. Kidd, falls into a big heap onto the parking lot pavement, as General then jumps off of the hood of the car, and his a frog splash . She stays on top of Kidd for the cover ....1....2... but Kidd is just too powerful, as he throws General off of him, sending her rolling into the middle of the parking lot road. Gen begins to make her way to her feet, but the sound of screeching tires, stops her in her tracks. She looks in the sound of the direction and sees a speeding car heading straight towards her. Having good sense she leaps out of the way as the car speeds by. But into the waiting arms of Kidd, who then connects with the a Belly To Belly Suplex. The camera catches a glimpse of the license plate of the speeding car, and it says SmckDdy.)

Eddie Daniels: "What in the hell, was that SmackDaddy?"

Travis Best: "The way that car was swerving around like that, who else could behind the wheel? Only a Vanilla Midget that is too short to see over the steering wheel drives that wild."

(Back to the action, Kidd drops down on her, and attempts a pin. 1.....2.... BUT NO !!!!! General somehow managed to get her shoulder up. Kidd grips at his head in frustration as he picks General up and leads her back towards the entrance of the building. He throws her back inside of the building, and picks up an empty garbage can . He swings at her but misses. General then jabs him in the mouth. She then picks up the garbage can that Kidd dropped, and smashes it over Kidd's head. But he is still standing. Wobbly, but standing ... All of a sudden, General looks at him and just shrugs. Then she puts the trash can over Kidd's head. Kidd is screaming from the metal interior, and General begins laughing at hi . She kicks Kidd to the floor. But then General does something weird. She begins rolling the trashcan to some place unknown. But then, after a few feet, we see where she is going. THE ESCALATOR. General, stops the trashcan (with Kidd still in it) atop the beginning of the escalator and then she pauses. She seems to be saying something, in the direction of the garbage can, but the camera is too far away to hear it. After she finishes saying what she is saying, she kicks the trash can down the escalator, sending poor Kidd down the escalator steps. She stands there, with her arms on her hips, looking down at the motionless body of Kidd Rock with a dark smirk on her face.)

Travis Best: "We all know Kidd belongs in the garbage, but damn."

Eddie Daniels: "General looks to be putting the finishing touches on this match."

(General picks up Kidd and connects with a spinning heel kick that sends Kidd rolling down the hallway. General pursues him. Kidd stumbles around into the locker room area. Some of the other wrestlers are standing in the hallway watching. General runs up and connects with a savate kick. Kidd goes crashing through the stage area, back into the arena.)

Travis Best: "Finally they're back. If I paid a ticket for this fiasco, I'd be outraged."

(General picks up Kidd and rolls him back into the ring. She then reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. General tosses it into the ring and slides in. She picks up the fire extinguisher, but Kidd drops her with a spinning leg sweep. Kidd then brings the heel of his foot crashing into General's nose. General clutches her face in agony. Kidd picks her up and powerbombs General into the turnbuckles. General slumps over in the corner, broken in half.)

Eddie Daniels: "Big recovery by Kidd Rock. He may have destroyed General with that viscous powerbomb."

Travis Best: "We can only hope."

(Kidd makes a cover. 1......2....General gets a foot on the ropes to stop the count. Kidd looks frustrated. He goes outside and gets a table. He sets the table up on the corner. General starts to recover, but Kidd drives some repeating knee drops into the back of her neck. Kidd picks General up and props her up against the table in the corner. Kidd then goes off the ropes and goes for a SPEAR. General dodges the spear at the last second and Kidd goes crashing head first through the table and into the steel ring post. Kidd is out cold. General is still too out of it to make a cover.)

Travis Best: "See this is when a real champion would dig down for something extra and finish it."

(General starts to get to her feet, with help from the ring ropes. Kidd also starts to get to his feet. General grabs Kidd and hits a neckbreaker. General spots the fire extinguisher still in the ring. She staggers over to it and picks it up. She slowly uncoils it and waits for Kidd to get back to his feet. The referee checks on Kidd Rock as the General waits for him to get back to his feet. Finally Kidd gets to his feet as General goes to hit him but Kidd counters with a stiff superkick to the jaw. Then he and General both collapse in the center of the ring. The referee just stands there. After about 30 seconds Kidd crawls over and drapes an arm over Tiger, 1....2.....3-NO!! General kicked out!! Kidd Rock can't believe it as he struggles to his feet, General also starts to her feet, they both arrive on their feet at the same time, Kidd goes for a clothesline but Genera ducks and hooks him in the JUNGLE DEATH DROP!! She connects...1.....2....3!!! TIGER WINS!!)

Travis Best: "DAMNIT! A TRAVESTY!"

Eddie Daniels: "TIGER IS STILL THE CHAMP!"

(The camera cuts to a commercial.)

Commercial: "Castrol GTX, proud sponsor of the Hardcore Wrestling Corporation, Castrol GTX...DRIVE HARD!"

(The camera comes back inside the locker room of the Judge, he is talking with the Elite Player, Jaguar, Jag's manager, Dark Chocolate, and the HWC World Champion, I2K. Kash is off in the background wearing a really ugly collared silk shirt and mirrored shades.)

Jaguar: "How the hell are we supposed to win with HIM?!"

(Jag motions towards Kash.)

I2K: "Yeah, is he even capable of determining who's on his team and who isn't??"

The Judge: "Listen, he has a little problem in the head but it's nothing, he is fine other than that, you guys have nothing to worry about, he'll back us up."

Jaguar: "He better, cause if he doesn't, there will be hell to pay."

The Judge: "Listen Jag, he's FINE. Just look. Kash come over here."

(Judge motions for Kash to come over. Kash gets up from his seat and walks over to them.)

Kash Flagg: "Listen here jabroni, you don't address the Rock as that, I'm the People's Champion, the Rock. So you address the Great One like that again and he'll lodge his size 13 boot up your ass. Understand?"

(Immediately Jag, DC, and I2K turn and glare at Judge.)

The Judge: "Just let me talk to him for a while, he'll be fine for the match."

Dark Chocolate: "You'd better talk to him."

(Jag, DC, and I2K walk out of the locker room as Judge and Kash walk and sit down at a table. Cut to Travis and Eddie.)

Travis Best: "If ya smellllllllll what the Jackass, is cookin'!!!! HAHAHAHA!"

Eddie Daniels: "Oh quite down! Kash's problem is nothing to laugh at, the man needs help."

Travis Best: "Shut up jabroni!"

Eddie Daniels: "Oh man, how'd I ever get stuck with this job?"

Travis Best: "Pure and udder luck."

HWC World Tag Team Championships Battle Royal
Tappa Kegga Beer v. The BloodLust Slayerz v. The Succubus Club v. Father Bender & "Sweet" Steve LaSalle

B.W. Lawson: "The following contest is the Tag Team Battle Royal for the HWC WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! Entering first, being accompanied by the lovely Lilith, at a combined weight of 525 lbs.......THE SUCCUBUS CLUB!!"

(The lights dim as "Hemoglobin" plays over the speakers. The Succubus Club along with Lilith make their way down to the ring amidst the boos of the crowd however there are a few cheers for Lilith. The Club enters the ring as Lilith stands at ringside. As they stand in the ring taunting members of the crowd, "Hemoglobin" is quickly replaced by "the Cruxshadows Deception.")

B.W. Lawson: "And their opponents, weighing 530 lbs...THE BLOODLUST SLAYERZ!!"

(Salubri and Samedi's heads snap toward the entrance ramp as the Bloodlust Slayerz make their way to the entrance ramp, the crowd cheers. The Slayerz look to the crowd and then charge the ring. Both Samedi and Salubri dive under the ropes and head out to meet the Slayerz.)

Eddie Daniels: "It doesn't look like these two teams are going to wait for the rest of the competitors to get down here."

Travis Best: "Yeah, hey hate each other, this is great. Kill 'em!"

B.W. Lawson: "And their opponents, weighing in at 475 lbs.....TAPPA KEGGA BEER!!"

("Boom" by the Blood Hound Gang plays over the speakers as Tappa Kegga Beer comes out to the entrance ramp, the crowd erupts in cheers for the two notorious drinkers. Bruno appears to be slightly inebriated and it takes Dane shoving him down to the ring to get them both down there. By this time the other two teams are finally in the ring knocking each other around. TKB cautiously slide into the ring. Neither of the other two teams seam to have seen them as they stay out of the way waiting for their chance to act.)

Eddie Daniels: "It looks like Bruno and Dane are being a little cautious going into this one."

Travis Best: "The jugular you fools!"

(Ed looks at Travis funny until a wolf's howl, long and drawn out is heard over the speakers.)

B.W. Lawson: "And the final team, entering first, weighing 245 lbs....from Dead Man's Bluff....FATHER BENDER!!"

(The howl leads into "Wait And Bleed" by Slipknot as Father Bender comes rushing down to the ring and dives in head long. He enters the fray between the Slayerz and The Succubus Club and holds his own for a bit until all four of them team up to pound on him.)

Eddie Daniels: "Where's Bender's partner?"

Travis Best: "Who cares??"

(Suddenly Bruno stumbles around, still out of the action and trips into the ropes. He nearly flips over them eliminating himself until Dane rushes over to grab his feet and pull him back in.)

Eddie Daniels: "That was a close one."

B.W. Lawson: "And his tag team partner, hailing from New Era, Michigan, weighing 327 lbs..... 'SWEET' STEVE LASALLE!!"

("Blaze of glory" by Bon Jovi comes over the speakers as "Sweet" Steve LaSalle comes out to the entrance ramp. The crowd cheers and SSL eats it up.)

Eddie Daniels: "Finally Bender's partner is here."

Travis Best: "Who cares?? Kick him in the balls!"

Eddie Daniels: "Who are you yelling at?"

Travis Best: "Who cares??"

(Ed rolls his eyes as SSL makes his way down to the ring. The Slayerz and the Succubus Club have lifted Bender above their heads and are charging toward the ring ropes. They heave him to the outside only to be caught by his partner and thrown directly back in. SSL walks around to the other side of the ring and takes a seat at the commentator's table next to Eddie and Travis.)

Eddie Daniels: "How are you, Steve?"

"Sweet" Steve LaSalle: (In outrageous English accent.) "Excuse me but, my name is Mike Oxlong and I'm here to commentate this wonderful tag team battle royal."

Eddie Daniels: "Are you sure you're feeling alright Steve?"

(Travis rolls his eyes. SSL whispers to Travis.)

"Sweet" Steve LaSalle: "Hey, is this guy an idiot? He's ruining the gag."

(All Travis can do is nod. Just then the lights dim and all action in the ring stops.)

Travis Best: "What the Hell?"

"Sweet" Steve LaSalle: "My sentiments exactly."

(On the large screen the letters B. W. T. R. A. read vertical in read. A voice comes over the speakers just then.)

Voice: "Beware the rageful adolescent. For, time grows to a close."

(The lights come back on as the wrestlers return to action. The Succubus Club has spotted TKB and head after them as the Slayerz focus on Bender. The Slayerz have Bender in the ropes and are trying to flip him.)

"Sweet" Steve LaSalle: "Well, since someone ruined my whole commentary spiel I should get in the ring."

(SSL shakes his head at Ed and then shakes hands with Travis as he takes his head set off and heads towards the ring. The Slayerz are still trying to eliminate Bender as SSL comes up to the ring. He trips Beowulf which causes Bender to be able to get in the ring fully and fight off Pallimon. SSL climbs up on to the apron and steps over the tope rope to the inside. On seeing new blood Samedi body slams Dane and heads over to go after SSL. SSL stops him short with a big boot and picks him up. SSL grabs him around the throat and tosses him over the top rope. Salubri sees this and charges at them but is stopped by the Slayerz.)

Eddie Daniels: "The Succubus Club has been eliminated."

Travis Best: "Dang, did you see Steve toss Samedi over the ropes by his throat? Now, that was sweet."

Eddie Daniels: "You can stop kissing his ass, he isn't here anymore."

(Back in the ring the Slayerz toss Salubri against the far ropes and wait for him. The back body drop him as he sails high into the air and to the outside, the ref their runs out of the way so as not to get smashed by Salubri.)

Travis Best: "YEAH!! He nearly took out the ceiling lights."

(Back in the ring the Slayerz center their focus on SSL as Dane and Bender battle it out. Bruno sits in the corner in a drunken stupor watching it all with a funny grin on his face. Dane attempts to suplex Bender but is stopped short as Bender knees him in the stomach. Bender picks him up and pancakes him in the center of the ring. Bender climbs the ropes and poses as he is about to dive off.)

Eddie Daniels: "Who is that in the crowd?"

(The crowd parts like the Red Sea as SmackDaddy is seen heading towards the ring with a barbed wire kendo stick.)

Travis Best: "We're gonna see blood!!"

(Smack jumps up on to the apron and cracks Bender in the head with the implement of destruction. Bender falls to the inside and Smack follows him in through the ropes. Smack lays into Bender repeatedly with the kendo stick. SSL sees this as the Slayerz are about to toss him over and fights back to get over to Bender. Smack sees the enraged SSL and dives out of the ring. Steve steps over the top rope and heads over to chase Smack through the curtains and to the back. SSL comes back out and walks down to the ring. As he is about to climb into the ring several refs grab him and try to restrain him. He looks at them angrily as they try to explain why they're no letting him back in. SSL visibly begins to swear as the realization hits him.)

Eddie Daniels: "It seems that Steve just realized that he had eliminated himself by stepping over the top rope and chasing SmackDaddy. Bender and LaSalle are eliminated!"

(The crowd boos and SSL is visibly angry as he looks around for some one to take his anger out on other then the refs. He looks up and sees Pallimon running towards the ropes after Dane Irish whipped him. Steve reaches up and pulls the top rope down causing Pallimon to tumble to the outside. SSL pummels Pallimon to take his anger out.)

Travis Best: "Steve just eliminated the Bloodlust Slayers and he isn't even in the match anymore."

(SSL crawls in the ring and checks on Bender. Beowulf helps Pallimon up and they walk back top the back. SSL helps a bloodied Bender up and helps him to the back.)

Eddie Daniels: "HOLY SHIT! I just realized! TAPPA KEGGA BEER IS THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!"

Travis Best: "Oh damn."

(The ref hands Bruno and Dane their belts as he raises their arms high into the air. Just then Bruno turns and vomits down the whole front of the ref. The crowd erupts in laughter as Dane helps Bruno to the back and the ref is sickened at what just happened.)

Eddie Daniels: "Oh my God."

Travis Best: "Jesus Christ, Bruno just puked on the ref. HAHAHAHA!!"

(The camera cuts to a commercial.)

Commercial: "Catch all the excitement, the entertainment, and the adrenaline of the HWC on two new home videos....the Best of the Best, featuring interviews with some of the HWC's all time greats and behind the scenes footage you will never see anywhere else also some of the greatest matches in the history of the HWC, all on one tape. And The Millennium Man...I2K, featuring interviews with the man himself, behind the scenes footage, and a look into the career of the Millennium Man, I2K. Catch these two explosive videos at a store near you!"

(The camera comes back to Eddie and Travis.)

HWC Intercontinental Championship Match
Michael Streetz v. BullDozer (c)

Eddie Daniels: "We are getting down to the wire folks, two matches are left on this action packed card, the next one being the battle of the big men, Dozer taking on Streetz for the HWC Intercontinental Championship."

Travis Best: "This is a main-event in it's own rights."

Eddie Daniels: "Finally you say something intelligent."

B.W. Lawson: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HWC Intercontinental Championship, entering first, the challenger, hailing from South Central, Los Angeles, weighing in at 300 lbs......MICHAEL STREETZ!!!"

("Streets is Watching" by Jay-Z hits and Michael Streetz makes his way out amidst a chorus of boos. The fans are really giving it to Streetz before "Streets is Watching" fades and is replaced by "Falling Away from Me" by Korn shakes the building.)

B.W. Lawson: "And his opponent, the champion, from Rock Hill, South Carolina, weighing in at 345 lbs......BULLDOZER!!"

(Bulldozer walks through the curtains with the Intercontinental title over his shoulder, he is receiving just as bad a response as Streetz but a few cheers are mixed in there. Dozer steps over the top-rope and the two giants stare off in the middle of the ring.)

Eddie Daniels: "Look at this! This is the battle of the big men if ever there was one."

(They exchange words and Streetz spits on the IC champ setting off his temper. Big right hands by Dozer back Streetz into the ropes. Irish whip and a clothesline. Dozer is a house of fire in the early going. Whip into the turnbuckle and Dozer climbs up and nails Streetz with ten right hands.)

Eddie Daniels: "The champ gaining the upperhand early in this contest but you can't count out Streetz."

Travis Best: "Duh, he's a former World Champion."

Eddie Daniels: "They both are."

Travis Best: "Oh yeah."

(The challenger staggers out and Bulldozer comes at him with a running bulldog. Two count as Streetz just gets a shoulder up. Dozer with a backbreaker. Nails him with a powerslam. Dozer goes for a piledriver but Streetz reverses it into a back body drop. Streetz goes to pick up the champ and is caught with an uppercut. Another punch sends him bouncing off the ropes. Streetz comes back and Dozer is able to lift him off the ground and almost military press him before dropping him on his face.)

Eddie Daniels: "HOLY..."

Travis Best: "Shit!"

Eddie Daniels: "What a show of strength by Dozer!"

Travis Best: "300 lbs. over his head like a sack of feathers."

(A cover by Dozer and so close to three. Dozer gets up and argues with the ref but Streetz hits a low blow from behind. Both men lay in the ring as the ref starts his count. Streetz is the first one up and goes to work with a few elbow drops to the knee of the big man. Streetz really wrenching on the knee trying to ground Dozer. Streetz looks to be going for a figure four but Dozer kicks him through the ropes and out of the ring. Outside, Streetz is visibly frustrated when Kidd Rock makes his way down. Kidd is getting in Streetz's face to fire him up. Right before the ten count the challenger enters the ring. Test of strength offered by Bulldozer and Streetz accepts getting the upper hand quickly. Dozer battles back and starts to push Streetz down but a big boot to the abdomen ends it. Streetz follows up with a knee lift and a series of elbow drops. Cover and a two count. Streets picks up Dozer and squeezes the air out of him in a bear hug for a minute before Dozer can wedge his arms in and reverse the hold. Streetz immediately breaks it with a thumb to the eye. Streetz again goes to work on the knee lifting Dozer up and dropping him knee first. Dozer up quickly and limping until a boot to the leg sends him right back down.)

Eddie Daniels: "It's been well documented that Dozer's knees have taken a beating in almost every match he's participated in and Streetz being the ring general that he is, is taking that as an advantage."

(Streetz whips his opponent into the ropes near Kidd Rock who lands a forearm to the back that only serves to get Dozer's attention. He turns his back on Streetz and gets nailed with a knee to the back which sends him outside. On the outside, Kidd lands some blows while Streetz distracts the referee. The blows seemingly have no effect as Dozer gets stronger every time he is hit. Kidd starts to run from an infuriated IC champ and heads into the ring where Streetz is waiting with a clothesline for Dozer. Streetz lifts him up and tries an Irish whip to the turnbuckle but Dozer reverses it and throws Streetz into the opposite buckle and the ref. Streetz falls out of the ring. With the ref down, Kidd Rock comes in and hits Dozer in the back with a chair. The blow has no effect.)

Eddie Daniels: "Oh no..."

Travis Best: "Bad move Kidd."

(Dozer turns to Kidd and stalks him around the ring. Streetz back in and Dozer turns around Kidd tries a clothesline but Dozer ducks and he nails Streetz instead. Dozer gets a hold on Kidd Rock and chokeslams him outside through a table. The crowd goes nuts. Kidd is down, Streetz is down, and the ref is still down. Bulldozer limps over to the ref to revive him then heads for Streetz. Dozer going for the Demolition in the middle of the ring and he hits it! The ref is out of position and slow to count. One� Two� Thre�� NO! Streetz got his shoulder up! Dozer can't believe it!)

Eddie Daniels: "STREETZ KICKED OUT OF THE DEMOLITION!!"

Travis Best: "HOLY SHIT!!"

(He stands and waits for Michael Streetz to slowly make his way to his feet. The champ gets Streetz by the neck and is going for a chokeslam but it is blocked by a rake of the eyes. Dozer shakes it off and lands a right hand. Streetz hits a right of his own. The two exchange punches with Dozer finally landing a few in succession which stagger Streetz into the turnbuckle. Dozer climbs up again and nails Streetz a few times in the head before Smackdaddy makes his way up on the apron. Dozer swats him him knocking Smack to the floor. However, the momentary lapse allows Streetz to gain some balance and control. He walks Dozer out of the turnbuckle and lands the Dark Streetz. Cover and one� two� three! He did get him!)

Eddie Daniels: "Streetz has beaten Dozer and is the New Intercontinental Champion!!"

Travis Best: "No shame in losing, that was a classic confrontation with neither man giving much until the very end."

Eddie Daniels: "Another intelligent thing you've said!!"

(After the match, Streetz is going for another Dark Streetz but Dozer escapes and slams the new IC champ. Streetz gets up and charges but is met with a big boot. Dozer pulls him up and is going for a powerbomb� Kidd Rock in from behind nails Dozer in the head with a chair. The East west Connection are stomping away on the ex-champ. Streetz picks Dozer up and Kidd winds up for another chair shot but Smackdaddy and Gravedigger come in for the save. The East West Connection runs out of the ring. Smack and Digger help Dozer to his feet. The crowd goes wild as all three men raise their hands in the air and� Dozer and Gravedigger nail Smack with a double clothesline. Dozer hits the Demolition on Smack with Digger pulling him down for extra impact. Smack gets a shallow grave from Digger with a little assistance from Dozer. Smackdaddy is broken in half in the middle of the ring as officials run out to stop the carnage. Everyone finally retreats to the back.)

Eddie Daniels: "Well folks, it's next...."

(A split screen is shown: Kash, Judge, Jaguar, and I2K are talking in Judge's locker room on one side and Smack, Steam, Chaotic J, and Streetz are walking towards the ring on the other. Cut to commercial.)

Commercial: "Who was the best of the year? What was the most memorable moment? Who had the most entertaining promo? All these questions and more will be answered at HWC The Night The World Watched, the Hardcore version of the Oscars with all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood mixed in with the fast paced action of the HWC. Tune in Sunday, June 10, 2001, live from Los Angeles, California. If you haven't so already vote HERE."

(The camera comes back to Eddie and Travis as the arena is a buzz as the crowd waits in anticipation for the final match of the night...the WarGame!)

8 Man WarGame
Jaguar & Kash Flagg & I2K & The Judge v. SmackDaddy & Chaotic J & Michael Streetz & "Steampunkk" Luke Knight

Eddie Daniels: "Ladies and gentlemen.. the ring has been cleared� and it is time for what promises to be one of THE most brutal matches in the HISTORY of the HWC�."

Travis Best: "� You're damn right it is!! TIME FOR A WAR!!!"

Eddie Daniels: "Jaguar, I2K, Judge, and Kash Flagg against Steampunkk, Chaotic J, Michael Streetz, and SmackDaddy�"

Travis Best: "NOT ONLY THAT, Daniels� it's ALL going to happen inside our NEW SUPER-REINFORCED Hell in Cell cage� WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE!!!"

(All the lights in the arena darken, and the fans begin to buzz as they to know that it's time for the main-event. A single powerful spotlight comes up form the middle of the ring, and starts to circle around the arena, doing patters as it goes. While the spotlight circles "The Beginning of the End" by Shadoz Edge plays, setting the mood for what will be a real gore-fest. As the spotlight circles the arena, other spotlights from all around the arena begin to come on� eight in total. All eight circle the arena in motion with the center one in the ring, as it begins to slow and shine upwards. Little sparkles of light shine off of each point of the barbwire-infested cell. All nine spotlights shine upon the evil-looking cage, and the fans erupt as the cage begins to descend.)

Eddie Daniels: "That is ONE HELLACIOUS STRUCTURE!!"

Travis Best: "It's our standard Hell In A Cell cage, but now, the corners are connected to the fence by standard riggings, allowing us to fit in more barbwire!!!"

Eddie Daniels: "Also� to prevent cave-ins as are known to happen from the top of the cage, there are now REINFORCED steel struts connecting each of the four sections of fence together, lending all four sections help from the others�"

Travis Best: "� Yeah, there will be NO repeat of OTHER federation's mistakes HERE!!!"

(The steel structure makes it all the way down to the ring, and the crew technicians quickly set up the leg struts, so as to make SURE it stands on it's own. All the crew is wearing gloves so as not to cut their own hands.)

Eddie Daniels: "We here at the HWC CARE about the safety of our employees!!"

Travis Best: ".. THAT's why we're locking eight of them in a barbwire cage, right!?!?!?!?"

Eddie Daniels: "�. Ummm.. errr�"

(The lights come back up, and they quickly move the spotlight from ringside, and rush to the back. The fans finally get a good look at the cage, and slowly pop again at It's powerfully devastating image. The barbwire is strung around each section of fence, eight sections to a side, diagonally, vertically, and horizontally� almost like a British flag with a box around the middle.

Travis Best: "Damn� Lloyd's of London must have gotten a couple calls from wrestlers this week!!!"

Eddie Daniels: "This Hell In a Cell is 20 ft x 30 ft, and the wrestlers are NEEDING insurance for this one!!"

B.W. Lawson: "The following match-up is the 8 Man WarGame, entering first he is the HWC World Heavyweight Champion, weighing 222 lbs.....I2K!!!"

("Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit hits, and the fans leave their seats. I2K walks from the back, full of energy, with the World Title over his shoulder. The fans cheer his every move, as he plays the crowd from side to side, extremely pumped up for this match.)

Eddie Daniels: "I2K DEFINITELY is a huge favorite with the fans here tonight in Seattle!!"

Travis Best: "Oh, big friggin deal� All of them are drunk anyway!!!"

(I2K heads down the ramp, tagging a couple fans along the way. He stops in front of the ominous double doors leading into the cage. He gives the entire cage a look over, staring in awe.)

Eddie Daniels: "I2K looking at the giant cage like it was a human deathtrap!!"

Travis Best: "IT IS DANIELS!!! This thing was designed to MAIM, and INJURE IT WILL!!!"

(I2K's studious concentration of the cage is interrupted by the lights again going out. Judge's music dominates the sounds system, and the crowd erupts with cheers as the Judge calmly walks from the back with Kash Flagg at his side, eyes locked with I2K. The lights come up, and the stare down between I2K and Judge continues� suddenly, a giant fan jumps the railing, and gives a charging double forearm to I2K.)

Eddie Daniels: "It's SMACKDADDY!! SMACKDADDY ATTACKED I2K!!"

(I2K flies to the floor, and Steam stands over him, yelling obscenities. From under the ring though, and inside the Hell in a Cell, Chaotic J AND Steampunkk slide out form under the ring, and stomp on I2K.)

Travis Best: "� And now Chaotic J and Steampunkk skip their cue!!! What's going on around here!?!"

Eddie Daniels: "Six of the eight men are here, but where are Streetz and Jaguar."

Travis Best: "Probably hiding somewhere!!!"

(Just then "Streetz is Watching" by Jay-Z hits and the crowd boos as the NEW HWC Intercontinental Champion runs out onto the ramp. He charges Judge and the two big men go at it to the crowds enjoyment, the crowd is on their feet as rights are fired from both men. Steampunkk, Chaotic J, and Smack then turn and charge Kash who is ready for them and takes Steam and Smack down with a double clothesline but is stopped short by a stiff kick to the back by Chaotic J. I2K gets to his feet and joins the fray up on the ramp taking Chaotic down with a spear. The crowd cheers.)

Eddie Daniels: "All hell has broken loose here but where is Jaguar???"

(The lights disappear as in deep red, the words "Welcome 2 Da Jungle" appear on the screen. "Debonair" by Dope hits up, and the fans erupt. The song continues to play, but no Jaguar is seen.)

Eddie Daniels: "Where is he??"

Travis Best: "He's hiding and shaking in his closet!!!"

(The lights come up, and the music keeps playing, with still no Jaguar. Kash has recovered, and superkicks Steam right in the jaw. The seven men are now halfway up the ramp. Then we see Jaguar� repelling down from the ceiling of the arena quickly, and landing on the top of the cage!!! The fans have exploded!!)

Travis Best: "That dumb bastard is on top of the cage already!!! What can he do up there?!?!"

Eddie Daniels: "Oh, My GOD� please tell me he's not thinking what I think he is�"

(Jag looks down, and the fans are still cheering. He unhooks the repelling wire, and it glides back up to the ceiling. The seven men have ensued into a giant group brawl halfway up the ramp, and Jag sees them. From the center of the cage, Jag begins to run towards the edge�)

Travis Best: "WHAT THE F*CK IS HE DOING?!?!?!"

(With a huge leap, Jag dives from the TOP of the cage, and the crowd gasps, as Jag falls 20 feet from the top onto all seven competitors. Getting a good 23 feet in the air, and landing on seven people with a body splash produces a train wreck of a scene� and some damn excited fans.)

Fans: "HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!! HWC!! HWC!! HOLY SH*T!!"

Eddie Daniels: "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! JAGUAR JUST HIT A PLANCHA FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO HIS FOUR OPPONENTS AND HIS THREE TAG PARTNERS!!!!"

Travis Best: "JAGUAR JUST JUMPED FROM THE TOP OF A F*CKING 20 FT CAGE!!!! THIS GUY IS F*CKING INSANE!!!!"

(The fan's chants continue, as no movement comes from any of the eight men in the arena rampway. Officials quickly start to stream from the back, to check on the conditions of all eight men. After a few seconds, they wave to the back, and about 16 paramedics in white come out with 8 stretchers. The fans start to boo, because as quickly as this match began, it is now over.)

Eddie Daniels: "They're calling for the medics, and this match is OVER in one move� NO CONTEST� "

Travis Best: "� WHAT?!?! They never even made it into the cage!!!"

(The officials run to the back, to let the EMT's do their work. They start to load each of the eight wrestlers onto respective stretchers. Three of them are loaded up, and the fans boo's start to get louder.)

Eddie Daniels: "The fans are disappointed.."

Travis Best: ".. and so am I!!!"

Eddie Daniels: "But that was the move that's going to be on HWC highlight reels for years to come!!"

(Suddenly, from one of the stretchers, action begins. Judge is fighting with the two paramedics, and is back onto his feet heavily. He sucker punches one of the meds, and knocks him out. The fans explode, as the same starts to happen from each of the eight stretchers� all the wrestlers are back into the action, even Jaguar, who is limping with his right knee.)

Travis Best: "YES!! THIS MATCH ISN'T OVER!!!!"

(Paramedic bodies start to fly everywhere, as one by one, all eight of the wrestlers throw each of the 16 paramedics off the rampway and onto the ground staging area below. Then, work done, the wrestlers run into the cage, Judge making it there first, and sliding into the ring. He turns around quickly, and catches Steam sliding into the ring, and the two quickly start to have at it. I2K is right behind them, and quickly joins in the melee. Chaotic J runs, jumps onto the ring apron, and delivers a huge springboard dropkick from the apron and into the face of I2K. Meanwhile Kash throws Smack into the ringsteps but is met with a HUGE boot to the face by Streetz. The only one who is still absent is Jaguar, who is trying to run, but is limping heavily, and stumbles before making it into the cage. Streetz rolls to the outside in front of the door, recovering from a dropkick from clothesline from Judge.)

Eddie Daniels: "Jag is SEVERELY injured here, maybe it wasn't such a good idea for him to refuse the medical treatment, Travis."

Travis Best: "Of course it wasn't!! Get him out of here, and let the real men take the match over!!"

(Jaguar slowly gets to his feet, and makes it into the caging area. The referee on the outside closes the door behind him, and latches it shut. Jaguar looks up, and like no less a speeding train than a person, Michael Streetz rams into him at full speed with a POWERFUL spear. The force of the extended tackle drives Jaguar THROUGH the door, knocking it COMPLETELY off it's hinges. The referee is barely able to move out of the way, as the door collapses, Jaguar landing on top of it, and Streetz landing on top of him. "HWC!! HWC!!�")

Eddie Daniels: "DEAR GOD!!!! Michael Streetz just SPEARED Jaguar THROUGH the door of the cage!!!"

Travis Best: "Michael Streetz used Judge's clothesline as an excuse to roll out of the ring and take Jaguar OUT!!!"

(A replay is shown of Streetz spearing Jaguar and the door all the way off it's hinges. The latch lock is shown broken from the door on the ground, as Streetz tries to get up. His palms are shown, and they are heavily bleeding from landing with his hands on the spikes of the barbwire. He gets up, trying to shake off the pain from his hands, and rolls back into the ring, palms dripping blood.)

Eddie Daniels: "If Streetz's hands are THAT bad�"

Travis Best: "� Then Jaguar has got to be seriously f*cked up!!!"

(Jaguar is laid out, hardly able to move. The referee tries to roll Jaguar off the barbwired door, and can't do it, the barbs are DEEP into his back. Another referee comes out to help him, and together they roll Jag off the door. The barbs stick into his back and hang on to his skin before violently ripping out from his body. The two refs roll Jag onto his stomach, and his back is COVERED with pinprick holes. Droplets of blood roll down his back, and there are a few places when the skin is ripped to shreds.)

Eddie Daniels: "Oh lord�."

(Jag's eyes are glazed over, and the ref's again call for paramedics. They quickly rush out to ringside, and begin loading Jag onto the stretcher on his stomach.)

Travis Best: "YES!!! Jag is being wheeled out of here!!!"

(The fans boo, as Jaguar starts to be wheeled up the ramp and to the back. In the cage, Michael Streetz is standing on the apron, back to the ring, smiling evilly and waving a mock good-bye to Jag. The fans boo even louder for him.)

Eddie Daniels: "Streetz just tore SKIN form the BACK of Jaguar, and TOOK him out of this match� What kind of human being IS Streetz??"

Travis Best: "The EFFICIENT one, Eddie!! He knew his target, and he wasted NO TIME taking him out of the match!!! Now, Jag has a ride in the meat wagon ahead of him!! I swear, I've never felt so happy about anything in my life!!!"

(Streetz is still smiling.. and STILL not paying any attention to the match behind him. When he finally turns around, Kash is already waiting on him. Kash rushes forward and elbows Mike in the face, sending him backwards off the apron and back first into the barbedwire wall of the cage. Streetz screams in pain as the nails dig into his back just like they did to Jag's. The fans erupt with approval.)

Eddie Daniels: "A little bit of Streetz's own medicine, as Kash Flagg rams him into the spiked cage!!"

Travis Best: "HEY!! That's not fair!! He can't do that!!!"

(Streetz's back is now bleeding a little, as he leans against the back of the cage. Kash sees an opportunity, and bounces himself off the opposite ropes. Running forward, he then commits a picture perfect suicide dive through the middle rope. Streetz though, sees it coming, and steps aside, reaching his arms out to guide Kash head first into the barbwire of the cage. Kash bounces off, and immediately brings his hands up to cover his face.)

Eddie Daniels: "Streetz is definitely not out of this match yet, and Kash just threw himself onto the barbwire of the fence!!"

(Kash lands on his feet, covering his forehead. He stumbles blindly around for a bit, until he walks right into the waiting arms of Streetz. Mike lifts up Kash onto his shoulder like a powerslam and begins to charge forward full speed, coming towards the commentators along the side of the ring. He charges for 15 feet, then uses his incredible strength to launch Kash like a lawn dart into the CORNER restrains of the cage covered in babrwire.)

Travis Best: "MICHAEL STREETZ IS A GENIUS!!! He doesn't throw Kash into the CAGE� he throws him head first into the solid steel of the corner support!!!"

(A replay is shown of Streetz pitching Kash headfirst into the corner support, rattling the giant piece of steel. The barbwire catches on Kash's forehead, and we see a few bits of metal fall from the top of the cage.)

Eddie Daniels: "DID YOU SEE THE STRENGTH HE USED?!?! Screws were flying out of the sockets that hold this cage together!!"

Travis Best: "YEAH!! If he's not careful, he could collapse the entire cage!!"

(Kash Flagg is on the concrete, semi-conscious and laid out from the shot. Streetz turns around, and is AGAIN getting aimed for. From the ring, I2K runs to the corner, steps up with three mighty jumps, and right when Streetz turns around, leaps from the top turnbuckle, flips in mid-air and lands with a flipping back splash onto the standing Michael Streetz. The sheer force of the shot drives them BOTH into the EXACT same corner of the cage Kash Flagg was just run into. The entire pole of the corner BENDS under the weight of both men ramming against it, and the entire cage shudders with an audible creak. The audience gasps at the new development, then cheers.)

Eddie Daniels: "That may be exactly what happens!!! They could tear this entire cage down!!!"

Travis Best: "I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS GUYS!! THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS� FOR ME!!!"

Eddie Daniels: "I2K, who was fighting with Chaotic J the entire time of the Michael Streetz/Kash Flagg/Jaguar section, just took out Streetz and one corner of the cage!!"

(The scene suddenly shifts to the back, where the paramedics are loading Jaguar into the ambulance. Jaguar is talking lightly. "No� stop.. gotta fight�" The Paramedics ignore him, and close the doors to the ambulance. The sirens come on, and the wagon starts to lurch forward.)

Travis Best: "Goodbye Jag .... don't try to rush your recovery now�"

(The Ambulance gets about 12 feet, until we hear it's brakes come screeching to a halt. The back of the wagon starts to rock back and forth, and we hear obvious sounds of scuffle coming from inside.)

Travis Best: "What the hell???"

(Suddenly, the back doors of the ambulance burst open, and we see a paramedic fly out of the bay, and onto the concrete. Jaguar is standing in the doorway, pissed look in his eyes, face red from anger. The fans erupt.)

Jaguar: "When I say NO�.. It means� STOP�."

(Jag moves to the driver's side, and throws the driver from out of the ambulance. The back door closes, and the white taillights come on, as the car starts to back up.)

Eddie Daniels: "Uhhh, Travis� I don't think Jag wants to head to the hospital just yet�"

Travis Best: "DAMMIT!!!"

(Back in the ring, Chaotic J has gotten back to his feet. Judge is laid out in the corner opposite of him, still recovering from an off-camera beating he received earlier. Steam rushes for him, but Judge runs forward and gives him a powerful clothesline from hell, causing Chaotic J to do a complete backflip and land on his stomach. The fans pop at the shot.)

Eddie Daniels: "HUGE lariat by Judge takes down the former European champ!!)

(Judge quickly follows up the shot, and whips Chaotic J into the ropes. Chaotic J runs back, and it caught with a high velocity powerslam, knocking the wind out of his body.)

Travis Best: "It's amazing!! A WRESTLING move in this matchup!!"

(Judge wants to end Chaotic J's part in this match early. He lifts up J by the hair and hooks him in the Wrath of Judgment, the crowd roars!)

Eddie Daniels: "THIS COULD BE IT FOR CHAOTIC J!! WRATH OF JUDGMENT!!!"

(He roars with rage and lifts Chaotic J up, BAM!! Judge hit it, he goes for the pin. Steampunkk slides into the ring and tries to break it up but he is caught with a huge lariat from the recovering Kash Flagg, 1....2....3!! Chaotic J is eliminated!!)

Eddie Daniels: "Judge just eliminated Chaotic J from this match-up with the Wrath of Judgment!"

Travis Best: "DAMNIT!"

(Judge gives Kash a high five before they are double clotheslined by SmackDaddy and Steampunkk! Steampunkk stomps on Kash's knees a few times before hooking him in the sharpshooter! Kash quickly starts to fight against the maneuver, rolling and waving his arms along the ground. Steam uses all his strength simply to hold Kash into the setup for the move, and isn't watching Judge take out Smack with a big boot. Judge jumps into the air, and places a dropkick right into the mouth of Steampunkk.)

Eddie Daniels: "DID YOU SEE THAT AGILITY FROM THE BIG MAN?!?!"

Travis Best: "Holy!"

(Steam stumbles around the ring, holding his mouth, and Judge runs right for him. But wait Streetz slides into the ring and catches Judge with a forearm shiver to the jaw, backs up and hits another. One more, and the big man Judge is rocking. Streetz bounces off the ropes, going for one more big forearm shiver. Judge though catches him coming in, and hooks by the throat and by the base of his stomach. The crowd cheers briefly in excitement, as Judge lifts Streetz HIGH overhead with a Military Press.)

Eddie Daniels: "THE STRENGTH! MY GOD! He's got him WAY up high in the air!!!"

Travis Best: "And there's only ONE place left for him to go!!!"

(On cue, Judge walks over next to the ropes, and HURLS Streetz OVER the top rope, and lands him back first into the barbwire SUPPORT column, AGAIN severely weakening the structure. The ENTIRE cage shudders and moans at the severe move, denting in the entire pole of the middle of the right side.)

Eddie Daniels: "Judge hits a powerful move and WEAKENS the entire cage!!!"

Travis Best: "Look!! The ceiling of that cell is UNEVEN now, because of the punishment the support has taken!!!"

(The camera pans up, and sees that indeed the corner and opposite side of the roof are lower than the rest, from the damage taken to their support columns. Judge looks up, and sees the damage he has done. He then looks down at the crumpled Streetz, laid out on the floor, back torn up from the barbwire. Judge walks around the ring, absorbing the heat of the moment. Judge then turns, and places his legs right into the waiting arms of the newly recovered Steampunkk. The fans explode, as Steam lifts up Judge, charges and dives, delivering the running spinebuster.)

Travis Best: "SPINEBUSTER and Judge is taken out!!!)

(Steam takes the mount position and starts raining fists down onto the face of Judge. Judge still as the presence of mind to cover his face, and does so. The fans' cheers intensify, as the punching becomes faster and harder to the head of Judge.)

Eddie Daniels: "THE PUNCHING IS RAINING DOWN LIKE WILDFIRE!!"

(The punching and cheering continues, until Judge pops his body up from the ground. With the inches of space between him and Steam, he brings his legs up, and plants a double knee firmly into the crotch of the warrior. The fans groan in unison.)

Eddie Daniels: "And Judge employing the use of the universal equalizer!!"

Travis Best: "Yeah� he just equalized Luke Knight's chances at kids!!"

(Judge wraps his arms around the ankles of Steam, and rolls backwards. Steampunkk falls face first into the bottom turnbuckle, and his neck snaps back from impact. "Ooohhh" from the crowd.)

Eddie Daniels: "And the Judge just almost snapped the neck of 'Steampunkk' Luke Knight!!"

(Judge picks up Steam and drives him to the mat with a hard scoop slam and goes for the pin, 1.......2.....BROKEN UP! SmackDaddy dives off the top turnbuckle and nails Judge in the back of the head with a leg drop. The fans "oooh" as Smack drives the boots into the back of Judge as Steampunkk regains his composure and helps out. Kash finally gets to his feet and clotheslines Smack over the top-rope to the outside as I2K grabs Steampunkk, DEATH DDT!! THE CROWD ROARS!! 1......2.....3!! LUKE KNIGHT IS GONE!!)

Eddie Daniels: "And another member of Streetz's team is eliminated!"

Travis Best: "It's rigged!!"

Eddie Daniels: "No it isn't!!"

(Streetz FINALLY has gotten to his feet and slides into the ring. I2K is busy helping Judge and doesn't see the big man walking behind him. I2K finally turns around and walks right into a boot to the face. The impact is wicked as I2K smacks the mat. Streetz picks up I2K and drives him to the mat with a bear-hug front slam. Streetz flips I2K over and climbs onto his back and hooks I2K's jaw, CAMEL CLUTCH!! I2K screams in pain.)

Travis Best: "CAMEL CLUTCH!! CAMEL CLUTCH!!! This is the end for our champ!!! I2K is about to tap out!!!"

(Streetz is unable to notice what's behind him. The fans start to cheer, and Streetz thinks it's for him and his move. It's actually for Judge, who is recovered and stalking Michael Streetz.)

Eddie Daniels: "NO!!! I2K hasn't tapped out yet!!!"

(Judge bends down, and smacks the mat hard three times with his own hand. Streetz hears the noise, then sits back and raises his arm in celebration, thinking he's made I2K tap. This is what Judge wanted. When Streetz raised his arm, Judge pounces, and spins Streetz around and grabs him around the neck, CHOKESLAM!!! The crowd roars and jumps to their feet!!)

Eddie Daniels: "CHOKESLAM!!! CHOKESLAM!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR STREETZ!!"

Travis Best: "NO!! GET UP MIKE!!!!!!!"

(Judge goes down for the pin 1.....2...... Suddenly, the HWC-Tron starts to rise from it's foundations, and up towards the ceiling!! The entrance way parts, and the sirens of an ambulance blare, as Jaguar drives the ambulance all the way onto the top of the ramp!!!!!! The fans have exploded.!!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "JAGUAR IS BACK!! JAGUAR IS BACK!! JUDGE HAS STOPPED THE PIN, AND IS LOOKING UP AT JAGUAR IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF THAT AMBULANCE!!!"

Travis Best: "NO� I mean.. YES� No.. DAMN!!!"

(Jaguar parks the vehicle on the top of the ramp, as the colored siren lights cast globes around the arena. Jag jumps out of the door, and slams it behind him, before running down the ramp, and into the cage. Streetz has rolled out of the ring, holding his shoulder, and Judge hasn't taken his eyes off of Jaguar. Jag slides into the ring, and quickly stands up. The two respected rivals look each other eye to eye, and the fans buzz with excitement. Jag reaches out and gives Judge a high five before they both nod and slide out of the ring, they both then begin to stalk Streetz.)

Eddie Daniels: "JAGUAR IS BACK AND HE WANTS SOME PAYBACK!!!"

Travis Best: "IT'S GOING TO BLOW UP AGAIN!!!"

(Finally they chase Streetz back into the ring and surround him, Streetz is ready for the fight as he sticks up his fists and gives them the finger. Judge moves in for the attack and the two begin to trade punches as Jag runs up from behind and leaps up to hit a bulldog on Streetz, the crowd cheers as Jag helps Streetz to his feet. UNLEASH THE BEAST!!)

Eddie Daniels: "UNLEASH THE BEAST!! UNLEASH THE BEAST!!!"

Travis Best: "F*CK!"

(Streetz is down as Jag motions for Judge to go for the pin, Judge nods as Jag slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from ringside. He slides back into the ring. 1....2.....BROKEN UP!! JAGUAR JUST HIT JUDGE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AND BROKE UP THE COUNT!!! THE CROWD IS IN SHOCK!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "WHAT THE HELL!?!? JAG JUST HIT JUDGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!"

Travis Best: "WHAT THE F*CK?!?!"

(The big man tries to get to his feet but is shut down as Jag smacks him in the head again with the chair, again, again, and again, finally Judge hits the ground hard. Jag places the chair over Judge's head and climbs the turnbuckle, MOONSAULT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "Oh my..."

(Jag flips Judge over and places Streetz ontop of him and begins to count along with the referee, 1.....2.....3!! JUDGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "I can't believe this!! Jaguar just helped eliminate Judge!!! What the hell?!!"

(Kash Flagg slides into the ring and spins Jag around and gets into his face, a brief sound-bite is heard, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" Jag just stares at him and turns away, Kash spins him back around and is met with a stiff chairshot from Jaguar, Kash crumples to the floor as I2K runs into the ring and Jag throws him the chair, I2K catches it as Jag hits him with a dropkick to the chair. Jag gets to his feet and flips the bird to the crowd as they boo his latest actions. Jag turns around and is met with a boot to the stomach by Streetz, DARK STREETZ!!! 1.....2.....3!!! JAGUAR IS ELMININATED!!)

Eddie Daniels: "Michael Streetz has just eliminated Jaguar!!!"

Travis Best: "What the hell is going on?!?!"

(SmackDaddy slides into the ring and he and Streetz exchange heated glances and words, Kash gets to his feet. The two men turn and see him running for them, as Kash aims for a double clothesline. Both the men duck, and hit Kash with a giant double clothesline of their own. Kash hits the mat, and quickly rolls out of the ring. Before Smack and Streetz can continue their mixture of words, I2K pulls Smack out of the ring by the leg, and Kash pulls out Streetz. I2K and Smack start a massive slugfest, and Kash tries to ram Streetz into the barbwire cage. Streetz blocks with his hands, giving them small cuts, before rearing back, and ramming Kash headfirst into the barb wire. Streetz smears Kash's forehead all over the barbwire, as the man screams in pain.)

Eddie Daniels: "These two huge rivals have finally gotten their hands on each other..."

Travis Best: "AGAIN!"

(On the other side, I2K has control of Smack in the slugfest, and with a massive right cross, spins the man around in a complete circle. Using the flow of the watsui, I2K himself jumps and spins, and when Smack comes back around, I2K places a vandaminator right to the jaw of Smack, taking him down to the concrete knocked out. The fans cheer, as I2K could have Smack eliminated. Instead of going for the pin though, I2K puts the boots to Smack, laying in some vicious kicks to Smack's head. Meanwhile, Kash takes Streetz down with a low-blow. Kash then reaches under the ring, and pulls out a half used spool of barbwire. He holds the spool high into the air, and the fans react positively.)

Eddie Daniels: "Kash is getting ready to get EXTREME with this match up!!"

Travis Best: "Look out Streetz!! Don't look up!!!"

(He does, and when he looks up, Streetz is met with a spool of barbwire to the forehead. He is instantly busted open, and starts to crawl away from Kash, who slowly stalks him, wanting to exact more punishment.)

Eddie Daniels: "Kash has lost it!! He's wanting to DESTROY MICHAEL STREETZ HERE TONIGHT!!!"

Travis Best: "SOMEONE GET THAT BARB WIRE AWAY FROM HIM!!!"

(Kash slams the barbwire spool down onto Mike's back, and RIPS downward, taking pieces of Mike's back with it. He cries out and sprawls in pain.)

Eddie Daniels: "Kash is making sure this match gets even more BRUTAL�"

Travis Best: "THIS IS WRONG.."

(Streetz is bleeding severely from the beating he has taken in this match, everyone else is also bleeding though. Kash then wraps part of the spool AROUND Streetz's neck and begins to choke him. The crowd roars as Kash screams to the heavens before Streetz elbows free and removes the barb-wire from his neck. He turns to face Kash and he is furious. Streetz charges and dives at Kash but Kash dives to the ground at the last possible second and Streetz goes sailing into the barb-wire wall, Kash rolls up Streetz, 1....2....3!!! STREETZ IS ELIMINATED!!! The crowd roars!!)

Eddie Daniels: "Kash Flagg has eliminated his arch-rival, Michael Streetz and now it's 2 on 1."

Travis Best: "This is unfair!!"

(SmackDaddy hits I2K with a stiff DDT and runs out the door of the cell. SmackDaddy has begun to scale the side of the cage, as they chase out after him. Smack is halfway up the cage now. Kash turns and heads back to the ring inside the cage as I2K begins to scale the cage after Smack. From under the apron, Kash begins to extract a� ladder. A twenty foot ladder. Kash takes the LONG aluminum tool, and sets it up against the side of the cage.)

Eddie Daniels: "A ladder!! A HUGE Ladder!!! It's as tall as the cage itself!!"

Travis Best: "And now he's climbing up to the top of the cage with it!! What a pansy!!!"

(Kash quickly climbs up the cage, all the way up to the top of the cage, and the fans cheer, as he walks over to SmackDaddy's landing point, and looks down with a wicked smirk on his face. Kash reaches down and rams Smack's face into the cage and the barb wire. He starts to drag Smack up to the top of the cage by the hair, when suddenly, Kash tripped by Smack and lands with a thud on the top of the cage. I2K finally reaches the top and grabs onto Smack from behind, he tries to German Suplex him but Smack elbows I2K in the face and I2K stumbles backwards, he's on the end of the cage and is struggling to keep his balance, Smack is ready to push him when Kash grabs him from behind in a full-nelson. Smack fights back with a rear kick to the groin of Kash, Kash lets go immediately and grabs his jewels. Smack spins around and hooks him in a leg scissors, Smack lifts him up as the crowd collectively gasps, I2K tries to stop it by punching Smack in the back but it's too late as Smack throws Kash down, SMACKDADDY'S EDGE!!! KASH FLAGG BREAKS THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND CRASHES TO THE RING BELOW!!! THE CROWD ROARS AS KASH SMACKS THE GROUND!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "HOLY SHIT!! KASH FLAGG JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE CAGE!!!"

Travis Best: "MY GOD!! Kash Flagg is dead!!!"

(Smack turns and levels I2K with a clothesline before turning back to the hole in the cage, he crosses himself and then LEAPS!! The arena is engulfed in flashbulbs as SmackDaddy dives through the cage and hits a perfect elbow drop on the fallen Kash Flagg!!)

Eddie Daniels: "HE'S INSANE! SMACKDADDY JUST DOVE IN AFTER KASH!!"

(Smack struggles to get his arm over the beaten Kash, the ref starts to count, 1......2......NO!! BROKEN UP BY I2K!! I2K JUST FOLLOWED SMACK'S LEAD AND DOVE IN HITTING A SENTON BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! THE ARENA ERUPTS!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS GETTING CRAZY!!!"

Travis Best: "You can damn well say that again!!"

(All three men are down in the center of the ring as the audience and the referees stare on in wonderment. Several minutes pass before finally SmackDaddy gets to his feet, I2K is close behind, but Kash is still out of it. I2K swings wildly at Smack but Smack ducks and hits an uppercut that catches I2K under the jaw, I2K falls backwards as Smack jumps ontop of Kash Flagg for the pin, 1......2........3!! NOOOOOOOO!!! KASH FLAGG KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLE-SECOND!!!! THE CROWD ROARS!!!)

Eddie Daniels: "KASH FLAGG KICKED OUT!!!"

(SmackDaddy can't believe it as he grabs his head in frustration, Kash starts to his feet, SmackDaddy picks up the chair that was used by Jaguar earlier and introduces Kash's skull to the metal chair, not once but FIVE TIMES!! Smack then delivers one to I2K that sends him through the ropes, Smack hooks both of Kash's legs and pins, 1....2......3!!! KASH FLAGG IS ELIMINATED!!)

Eddie Daniels: "Finally SmackDaddy was able to pin the legend!"

Travis Best: "That man is one of the toughest sons of bitches in this sport!"

Eddie Daniels: "Which one?"

Travis Best: "ALL OF THEM!"

(I2K grabs a table from under the ring and slides it into the ring as Smack gathers his thoughts. Smack grabs the table and starts to set it up but is stopped by a kick from I2K. Smack falls down and I2K continues setting it up, he then moves it in front of one of the turnbuckles. He delivers a few more kicks to Smack before lifting him up and placing him on the top turnbuckle. I2K climbs up after him and hooks him under the arm. The crowd stands in unison.)

Eddie Daniels: "Could he be going for the Death DDT!?!?!"

(I2K taunts the crowd and tries to go for it but is stopped by a punch to the stomach, he tries once more but is met with yet another punch. Smack removes his head from under I2K's arm and punches I2K in the face before bending him over, SMACKDADDY'S EDGE OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!! THE CROWD ERUPTS!! Smack jumps off the turnbuckle and onto I2K, 1......................2.......................3!! SMACKDADDY WINS!!!) Eddie Daniels: "SMACKDADDY WINS!! SMACKDADDY HAS WON THE WARGAME!! SMACKDADDY HAS PINNED THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!"

Travis Best: "It should be more like SmackDaddy survived the WarGame."

Eddie Daniels: "Very, very true."

(SmackDaddy just lay's there in the ring as I2K gets to his feet, Judge runs from the back and helps his buddy Kash to his feet, he then shakes I2K's hand, then I2K and Judge raise Kash's arms in the air and the crowd roars and the arena is filled with flashbulbs. This scene is tainted by the site of Jaguar crawling from under the ring, in his hands is a sledgehammer, he slides into the ring behind the trio. SMACK!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!! Jaguar brings the hammer down three times taking out I2K, Judge, and Kash.)

Eddie Daniels: "What the hell has gotten into Jaguar?!?!?!"

Travis Best: "I don't know but he's going to work on Kash, I2K, and Judge."

(The three hit the mat with a thud but Jaguar isn't done as he continues to pummel I2K and Judge, especially I2K, at least twelve times the sledgehammer came down on Judge and I2K as SmackDaddy finally gets to his feet and grabs the chair off the ground. It looks like Smack is going to hit Jaguar with the chair but NO! He brings the chair crashing down over Kash Flagg's head. The crowd is booing like crazy as officials start to rush from the back, however they cannot stop the carnage as Jaguar and Smack threaten to hit them with their weapons. Jag and Smack raise their weapons high in the air, standing over the bloody trio of Judge, Kash Flagg, and I2K. "Hate Me Now" by Nas & Puff Daddy hits the speakers as the cage starts to raise and the camera fades to black as Eddie Daniels' commentary is heard with a black screen.)

Eddie Daniels: "Somebody stop this carnage!!"

**Special thanks to all that helped with this card: Tiger, Ixon, and Zach. Thanks guys.**