(( The show opens with a montage of clips of fights between I2K, Jaguar and Ixon.....a voiceover plays along the clips....))
<br><br>
Voice: Two men.....one battle....the final matchup!!!
<br><br>
(( Camera shows various clips of I2K in action....battling Ixon....Hellraiser...Tiger....))
<br><br>
Voice: A man who has tasted victory before....
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a collage of clips of Jaguar defending his HWC World title against various opponents....the a shot of him on the ropes with the HWC World title raised hig in the air...))
<br><br>
Voice: A man who lives victory....
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to footage of Ixon attacking both men.....the final shot is a closeup of his meanacing grin...))
<br><br>
Voice: And a man who has to call it right down the middle...
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a shot of a ring....but instead of ring ropes there are strands of barbed wire around it!!!))
<br><br>
Voice: Tonight, in a barbed wired match....one man will become HWC World Heavyweight Champion....one man will get.....RETRUBUTION!!!!!
<br><br>
(( The camera cuts to an outside shot of Rupp Arena in Lexington Kentucky as RETRIBUTION appears on the main screen over it....camera cuts to an inside shot of the arena and the fans are going nuts!!! The pyro goes off and the camera cuts to a shot of Eddie Danniels and Travis Best....Eddie is wearing all blue as Travis seems to have on all UofL gear on.....))
<br><br>
Ed: Welcome to Retribution folks!!!!! What a PPV we have for you tonight!!!! I'm Eddie Danniels and the man with the death wish here is Travis Best!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Hey listen buddy, I can root for any college team I want!! It just so happens that these people hate my selection....not my fault they have bad taste.
<br><br>
Ed: Well these fans are the least of your worries....as 187 is taking on Kyle Cartier for the TV title.....and if Cartier wins....
<br><br>
Travis: Yes, I know what happens asshole. You are just loving this aren't you?
<br><br>
Ed: Actually yes I am.
<br><br>
Travis: Grrrrrr.....let's just start the show!!!
<br><br>
Ed: (laughing) Ok ok....let's hit the ring for our first matchup...the redebut of Cyrus Storm against Gravedigger!!!
<br><br>
((The crowd reacts emotionally to the entrance of Cyrus Storm....half of them are cheering him as the other half are booing him...))
<br><br>
Travis: The crowd doesn't know what to make of Storm.
<br><br>
Ed: I do...he's all talk and no action.
<br><br>
Travis: You'll see.
<br><br>
(( Gravedigger makes his way to the ring next to a huge chorus of boos....he seems a bit distracted and as soon as he climbs in, Cyrus Storm jumps on him with a series of double axehandles to the back. Storm whips Digger into the ropes but Digger ducks a clothesline and retaliates with a clothesline of his own. Cyrus rolls out of the ring as Gravedigger shows off to the crowd.))
<br><br>
Travis: Digger seems preoccupied tonight.
<br><br>
Ed: Well, being the opening match certainly has to hit hard on the ego.
<br><br>
(( Digger pulls Storm back up to the apron and slams him hard. 
Attempted cover... 1, 2, kick out by Cyrus. Another suplex and another two count. Digger whips him in again but Storm slides under the back body drop and uppercuts Gravedigger in the chest.))
<br><br>
Ed: Digger had the advantage but Storm's back in it.
<br><br>
(( Storm goes to work now landing a series of closed fists and a belly to back suplex. Cyrus drags him into the center of the ring and goes for the cover. 1...2... Gravedigger kicked out! He throws Digger into the turnbuckle and follows up with a knee to the face. Another cover and another kick out.))
<br><br>
Travis: Digger's not down yet!!
<br><br>
Ed: I don't like him, but Digger's not giving up.
<br><br>
(( Gravedigger lifts Cyrus Storm and goes for a running powerbomb but Storm wiggles through. A kick by Storm to the abdomen followed by a running bulldog. Storm picks up Digger and delivers a northern lights suplex but Digger kicks out. Storm tries a running elbow but only gets a one count this time. Digger is starting to get up slowly. 
Attempted haymaker by Storm is dodged by Gravedigger and turned into a slam. ))
<br><br>
Ed: And Digger's making the comeback on Storm....go Digger!!
<br><br>
Travis: did you just cheer on Digger?
<br><br>
((Digger executes a chokeslam but can't put Storm away. Another power 
maneuver by Digger and another kickout by Storm. Gravedigger picks Cyrus up for another body slam but out of nowhere Storm reverses it into a small package. Digger kicks out at a late two and immediately tries a duck under and crucifix which is broken by Storm after one. Storm ducks under Digger's next move and jumps onto his shoulders. Victory roll attempt. 1...2...3!!! Cyrus Storm defeats Gravedigger!!!!!!
<br><br>
Travis: An upset as Strom wins!!! I told you!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Gravedigger HAD to been off his game tonight.
<br><br>
(( Storm celebrates his victory in the ring. Cyrus asks for a mic and climbs the turnbuckle to speak. Before his first word comes out, a mysterious stranger knocks him to the outside.))
<br><br>
Travis: Who the hell is THAT!!??
<br><br>
(( Digger climbs into the ring and charges the man but he is caught and gets hit with a DDT!!! The crowd is stunned as the mystery man leaves the ring and the arena as quickly as he entered...))
<br><br>
Ed: That DDT.....that looked like..
<br><br>
Travis: No it can't be him!!! He left months ago!!
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a shot of a private skybox as Danny Lashley, Brian Supreme and Ian Smith are all watching the PPV...))
<br><br>
Lashley: Now THAT'S what I call a great opening match!!
<br><br>
Supreme: That was weak.
<br><br>
Ian: This had better get better quick.
<br><br>
Lashley: You two wouldn't know great talent if it bit you on the ass!! This is just the beginning here!!
<br><br>
Supreme: Yeah right.
<br><br>
Lashley: Don't try me Brian....
<br><br>
(( The camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis back at the announcer's table...))
<br><br>
Ed: Well it looks like all the representatives for the Clash of Champions are here and it looks like it's heating up in the skybox!!
<br><br>
Travis: I'm telling you Danniels, they don't want to mess with Lashley.
<br><br>
Ed: Well, that remains to be seem here but we got ourselves another match here as the finals of the TV Tag titles will be presented!!
<br><br>
Travis: My money's on Kidd and Streetz, cause after all...they are my buddies.
<br><br>
Ed: I never knew you had friends.
<br><br>
Travis: well I didn't until....HEY!!!
<br><br>
Ed: (smirking) The East West Connection is facing Tappa Kegga Beer and it's been a strange trip for Dane and Bruno....the most unlikely of the teams here.
<br><br>
Travis: Are you sure they are even here?? There's a bar right down the road and well...
<br><br>
Ed: They are here Travis so let's hit the ring!!!
<br><br>
(("Boom" by the Bloodhound Gang kicks up and the crowd cheers as Bruno Von Gotch Jr. and Dane Seganot walk through the curtains, they drink from some beer bongs as they walk to the ring. "Boom" fades out and is replaced by "Streets Is Watching" by Jay-Z and the crowd immediately boos as Kidd Rock and Michael Streetz walk through the curtains. They waste little time as they run and slide into the ring, as the bell sounds.))
<br><br>
Ed:No time for intros as it looks like we're starting off with an all-out brawl, as all four men are pounding on each other with stiff punches!
<br><br>
Travis: Do you think Mr. Lashley would like a present?
<br><br>
Ed: For what!?!
<br><br>
Travis: No reason, just thinking he might like a present.
<br><br>
Ed: Will you shut up!
<br><br>
((Kidd and Streetz whip their opponents to the ropes, and take them down with stereo clotheslines. Streetz takes Bruno to the outside with a Cactus clothesline, as Kidd whips Dane into the corner, and stomps away. Streetz slams Bruno into the announce table, then into the ring steps, before jumping on the apron. Kidd with a vertical suplex on Dane, and tags in Streetz. Streetz with a rear chinlock, which Dane mercifully elbows free from, but as he tries to run to the ropes, Streetz grabs his hair, and pulls him down to the canvas. Streetz comes off the ropes with a leg drop, and goes back to the rear chinlock.))
<br><br>
Travis: Man, that killed the crowd.
<br><br>
((Streetz whips Dane to the ropes, and clothesline him down. Streetz makes a tag to Kidd, and they hit a double suplex on Dane. Kidd with another irish whip, and armdrags Dane down, and into the armbar. Dane pokes Streetz in the eyes, and hits an atomic drop. Kidd gets clotheslined out of the ring, and Dane spits at Streetz, drawing him into the ring, and the ref's attention. Bruno gives Kidd a brainbuster on the outside, and rolls him back into the ring. Dane with the cover... 1... 2.. kick out. Dane tags Bruno in, who kicks Kidd in the stomach. Bruno with a whip on Kidd, and Bruno dropkicks Kidd in the knees!! Bruno stomps away at Kidd's knee, and drops some elbows on it! Bruno with a figure four, but Streetz breaks it up. As the ref gets Streetz out of the ring, Dane and Bruno make a wish on Kidd, then hit a powerbomb/neckbreaker combo. Dane makes the cover. 1... 2... Streetz breaks it up! Dane headbutts Kidd low, and hits a fisherman's buster!! Dane tags Bruno back in, who has his irish whip reversed, and Streetz kicks him in the back. Bruno turns around and dropkicks Streetz off the apron, but walks into a boot to the stomach, and Kidd goes for a pumphandle slam, but Bruno elbows Kidd in the face, and pushes him into the ref!! The ref falls to the outside!))
<br><br>
Ed: Nasty bump by the ref! This will give one of these teams the advantage, I'm sure.
<br><br>
Travis: Von Gotch and Seganot look like cheaters to me.
<br><br>
Ed: I was thinking the other two.
<br><br>
Travis: Well you thought wrong... er... RIGHT!
<br><br>
((Best changed his decision, because Streetz and Kidd bash Bruno's head in between two chairs, then do the same to Dane!! Streetz jumps outside and dumps Bruno into the stands while Kidd covers Dane. The ref is still down though. Finally after a ten count the ref  slowly climbs into the ring. 1...... 2..... Bruno breaks it up at the last second!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Man that was close! I thought East/West were going to pull this one out there.
<br><br>
Travis: Told ya they'd cheat. 
<br><br>
Ed: No, I said they'd cheat.
<br><br>
Travis: I said it first.
<br><br>
Ed: Nevermind.
<br><br>
((Bruno whips Kidd to the ropes, but Kidd reverses it, and Streetz pulls down the top rope. Kidd tags Streetz in, and he slams Dane. Irish whip, and a high knee! Streetz is a house afire! Streetz with a powerslam on the charging Dane!! 1... 2... kick out!! Streetz whips Dane into the corner, and goes for the stinger splash, but Dane moves, and Bruno nails him with a pair of brass knuckles!! Dane charges Kidd but is met with a small package as Bruno hooks Streetz's leg, 1....2....3!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: WHO THE HELL WON!?!
<br><br>
Travis: DAMN STRAIGHT! Kidd pinned Dane and Bruno pinned Streetz!
<br><br>
((The referee is confused but decides to raise both Bruno and Kidd's hands.))
<br><br>
Ed: Does this mean both teams win the TV Tag Titles?!?
<br><br>
Travis: I don't know!!! 
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a shot of Jaguar pacing around the consession stand area....a familar face comes up to him.....it's the fired Hitman!!!))
<br><br>
Hitman: Heya Jaggy!!
<br><br>
Jagaur: Who the hell are you?
<br><br>
Hitman: It's me Hitman!!! I used to wrestle here remember??
<br><br>
Jaguar: Weren't you the one that had the worst stable of wrestlers ever?
<br><br>
Hitman: Well....uhhh....
<br><br>
Jaguar: Weren't you also the person who caused so much trouble here by accusing Lashley of favortism AND putting down the HWC??
<br><br>
Hitman: Well I didn't accuse him of...
<br><br>
Jagaur: Shut up. I don't know how you got here....and I really don't care for Lashley that much....but when you talk about the fed that I lead....well then it's personal.
<br><br>
Hitman: But I just wanted to...
<br><br>
(( Jaguar kicks the Hitman in the stomach and throws him into the snack bar......the last shot is of Hitman covered in nacho cheese....the camera cuts back to a shot of Eddie and Travis...))
<br><br>
Ed: Well Jaguar did the right thing by getting rid of that...
<br><br>
Travis: I can't beleive I'm saying this, but Eddie....that guy isn't worth our time.
<br><br>
Ed: For once we agree Travis....instead let's talk about 187 Vs Kyle Cartier for the HWC TV title!!
<br><br>
Travis: You know I was beginning to like you.
<br><br>
Ed: let's hit the ring folks....and remember...if Cartier wins..he gets five minutes alone with Travis!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Shut up!!!!
<br><br>
((Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" comes on over the
speakers and the crowd cheers for Kyle "Super Crazy"
Cartier...Super Crazy steps out from behind the
curtain and runs down the aisle quickly, slapping a
few hands along the way...he rolls into the ring and
runs off the ropes a few times, hyping himself up for
the match...Kyle Cartier turns around and stares
Travis Best dead in the eye and then points at
him...Travis visibly gulps...Cartier then slices his
throat with his thumb, signalling the end for Travis
Best...of course, Travis just jumps under the announce
table in fear...))
<br><br>
Ed: Travis get up!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Hell no!!!
<br><br>
((Not waiting for his music to hit, 187 runs down the
ramp to surprise Kyle Cartier...just as Cartier turns
around, he gets dropkicked out of the ring by
187!...187 raises his hands to the fans, who also give
him respectable applause...187 runs off the ropes on
the other side as Super Crazy is attempting to stand
right in front of the announce booth...SUICIDE DIVE BY
187!!!...big pop!...both men are knocked out on the
ground, and the fans in the front stand up to view
them both collapsed in a heap!...))
<br><br>
Ed: And both men are in a heap here in front of us!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Tell me when it's over!!!
<br><br>
((187 makes it to his feet...he is stomping Kyle Cartier
right in the head...Travis Best finally reemerges from
under the announce table, enjoying the punishment
being dealt out by 187...187 stands on the announce
table and drops an elbow on Kyle Cartier!...))
<br><br>
Ed: The action is getting too close here!!!
<br><br>
Travis: HIT HIM HARDER!!!!!!HARDER!!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Travis calm down.
<br><br>
((187 rolls into the ring and rolls back out, breaking
the count being administered by the referee...he lifts
Super Crazy up by the hair and whips him into the
guardrail...Cartier slams into it with a large thud,
rocketing his body...187 charges in, but is dealt a
backbody drop into the crowd!...Cartier comes to his
senses, and 187 stands up...Super Crazy meets him with
some blows, SUPLEX OVER THE GUARDRAIL BY KYLE
CARTIER!...the crowd gives a collective
sigh!...Cartier gingerly stands and lifts 187 up,
rolls him into the ring, and stands on the apron...))
<br><br>
Ed: Cartier with the advantage here...
<br><br>
Travis: (writing on a sheet of paper) ...and to Lashley I leave my videotape of the night I spent with Trish Stratus...
<br><br>
Ed: Oh stop it!!!
<br><br>
((With 187 prone in the ring, Kyle Cartier goes for a
slingshot body splash from the apron...he
connects!...pin by Cartier, 1...2...kickout by 187 to
a cheer!...the fans seem to be really split on this
contest, favoring both men!...Cartier leads 187 up by
his hair, and whips him into the ropes...Super Crazy
lifts 187 on his back!...he drops 187 down into the
CRAZY CRUNCH!!!...another pin by Cartier,
1...2...another close kickout by 187!!!...))
<br><br>
Ed: 187 showing his heart and determination here!!!
<br><br>
Travis: KICK HIS ASS 187 YOU MORON!!!
<br><br>
((Kyle Cartier leads 187 up again and whips him into the
ropes...punches by Super Crazy, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9, big windup...10!...the fans count all along and
cheer heavily for Super Crazy!...he sets 187 up on the
top rope and follws him up...Cartier tries for a
superplex, but it is blocked!...the two men tie up on
the top rope, BOTH HIT TOP ROPE FACEBUSTERS!!!...Kyle
Cartier's foot clipped the referee, knocking him down
in pain!...))
<br><br>
Ed: The ref is down!!!! And this is...Travis where the hell are you going!!!??
<br><br>
Travis: I'm not gonna get my ass kicked!!!
<br><br>
((Both men are down and out...Travis Best runs into the
ring with a chair!...he stands behind Kyle Cartier as
he stumbles to his feet...HE HITS KYLE CARTIER ON THE
BACK WITH THE CHAIR!...NO EFFECT, SUPER CRAZY DIDN'T
EVEN FEEL IT!!!...Cartier stares at Best evilly,
Travis is begging off, and he finally sticks his hand
out to Kyle Cartier for a handshake!...Kyle slaps it
away and grabs his hair as the fans are going
NUTS!...187 is getting to his feet, the ref is still
out...))
<br><br>
Ed: Travis.....I knew ye well.
<br><br>
((Cartier winds up and punches Best right in the jaw,
flooring him!...Super Crazy turns around, CRADLE
PILEDRIVER FROM 187!!!...187 collapses once again,
right along with Kyle Cartier!...Travis Best crawls
up, and views the scene...187 crawls over to Kyle
Cartier and drapes an arm over him!...Travis Best
wakes the ref up and leads him over to the two
grapplers...1...2...3!!! 187 wins the HWC Television
Title!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: And 187 wins the TV title!!!! And look at Travis trying to buddy up to 187....wait a minute...
<br><br>
(( Travis is holding 187's hand up.....187 looks at Travis and floors him with a clothesline!!!!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Clothesline by 187!!!!!! Travis is out....and by god he deserved it!!!
<br><br>
(( 187 helps Cartier up...and shakes his hand!!! The two men laugh at Travis and walk to the back....the medics tend to Travis as the camera cuts to a shot of the skybox and Lashley, Smith, and Supreme talking again...))
<br><br>
Lashley: Look at that!!! That's only our up and coming talent there!!!
<br><br>
Ian: It still looked weak.
<br><br>
Lashley: Listen buddy, back in jolly ole England....you may have your eiffel towers and fish and chips and Monty Python, but here in America, the HWC rules professional wrestling...not some bloody backyard fed.
<br><br>
Ian: Did you call us a backyard fed you wanker?
<br><br>
Lashley: Damn straight I did!!!
<br><br>
Supreme: Guys guys, relax....let's just enjoy the card.
<br><br>
Lashley: You're right Brian...let's just watch the rest of this fantastic card!!
<br><br>
Ian: (muttering) Bloody twit.
<br><br>
(( The camera cuts back to a shot of Eddie and Chris Murphy at the announcer's table...))
<br><br>
Ed: Joining me now for this match is Chris Murphy...Chris it's great to have you here.
<br><br>
Chris: Thanks Eddie, and I'm looking forward to this matchup.
<br><br>
Ed: Me too as Desert Storm, Drastic Measures, and Bloodlust Slayerz will fight it out to see who will take on Team Extreme next week for the World Tag belts!!
<br><br>
(("Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays over the speakers
and out walk Brett "The Diamond" Bruiser and Storm,
both carrying kendo sticks...Brett lifts his hand out
in the sign of a "b" and Storm flips the bird at the
booing crowd...they stumble off the side of the stage
and hide by the curtain...))
<br><br>
Chris: Drastic Measures showing their "appreciation" for the fans.
<br><br>
Ed: I think the feeling's more than mutual.
<br><br>
((Out walk Scorpion and Whirlwind as the crowd cheers
insanely for them...THEY GET CANED IMMEDIATELY BY
DRASTIC MEASURES!!! HUGE HEAT!...they cane the
absolute living hell out of Desert Storm, and the boos
keep coming..."assholes, assholes, assholes" the crowd
chants until "Deception" by The Cruxshadows enter
their ears...Drastic Measures drop the canes over the
fallen Desert Storm and run to the ring, readying
themselves for the onslaught to come...))
<br><br>
Ed: A heinous attack by Brett and Storm....
<br><br>
Chris: But I hear the music for hte Bloodlust Slayerz playing.
<br><br>
((Pallimon and Beowulf walk out to a decent pop despite
the fact that they are in the hated Highlords...the
Bloodlust Slayerz run down to the ring, paying no
attention to the bloodied Desert Storm, who have been
taken out before the match even started...the teams
meet each other with blows right in the middle of the
ring!...finally, things settle down as the bell rings
and Brett Bruiser is squaring off with Pallimon...))
<br><br>
Ed: This three way has for now become a two way match as Brett and Pallimon square off for their respective teams.
<br><br>
((Pallimon charges in with a stiff clothesline, which is
ducked by The Diamond...kick to the gut by The
Diamond, overhead suplex...Brett locks in a camel
clutch, as Beowulf comes in and kicks him in the head,
breaking the submission...both men tag out and Beowulf
and Storm run at each other...))
<br><br>
Chris: These two look to beat each other senseless!!
<br><br>
((The two men tie up immediately...Beowulf comes out on
top with a inverted atomic drop...this is followed up
quickly with a HUGE big boot to the head and a decent
pop!...cover by Beowulf, 1...2...kickout by
Storm!...irish whip by Beowulf, blind tag made by
Brett Bruiser...leapfrog by Beowulf, Brett comes in
with a spear and Storm comes off the ropes with a leg
drop!...cover, 1...2...broken up by Pallimon!...))
<br><br>
Ed: The save made by Pallimon.
<br><br>
Chris: Brett and Storm are looking impressive here.
<br><br>
((The ref restrains and fights with Pallimon...the two
members of Drastic Measures double team Beowulf to
enormous heat...they both stomp on his head, Storm
lifts him up and the two SPIKE PILEDRIVE BEOWULF'S
SKULL!!!...cover, 1...2...KICKOUT!...Drastic Measures
cannot believe it as Pallimon once again attempts to
come into the ring!...))
<br><br>
Chris: I can hardly beleive it!!!
<br><br>
Ed: These Slayerz, whether you like them or not, are a force here in the HWC.
<br><br>
((While the ref keeps on restraing Pallimon, Drastic
Measures choke Beowulf on the ropes as he thrashes
around violently!...they both choke Beowulf with their
hands!...finally, The Diamond goes for a cover as the
ref turns around to pay attention to the
carnage...1...2...KICKOUT!...The Diamod is livid, and
he angrily lifts up Beowulf to attempt a vertical
suplex...Beowulf knees Brett in the gut repeatedly,
rollup, 1...2...kickout for a very VERY close near
fall!...the crowd popped for that desperation pin!...))
<br><br>
Ed: I can't beleive I'm hearing cheers for the Slayerz!!
<br><br>
((Brett gets up quickly, and stomps the head of
Beowulf...he leads him up, irish whip to the corner,
Brett Bruiser runs straight into the boot of
Beowulf!...both men fall down and the crowd comes
alive as they crawl to their respective
corners!...both make the tag!))
<br><br>
Ed: This should be good!!
<br><br>
Chris: This has be to an odd feeling for the Slayerz.
<br><br>
((Pallimon comes in to clean house on Storm with stiff
rights to the corner!...chop, WHOO, chop, WHOO, chop,
WHOOOOOO!...Brett Bruiser rolls out of the ring and
gets a chair and bashes Beowulf's head in as the ref
is paying attention to the corner pummeling by
Pallimon!...The Diamond grabs the ref to shield his
face and throws the chair to Storm in the corner, who
levels Pallimon with it!...Storm goes for the cover as
two figures run up the aisle and into the
ring...1...2...BROKEN UP BY DESERT STORM!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Desert Storm is back in this!!!!
<br><br>
((The ref cannot call for the disqualification as Desert
Storm was supposed to be in the match anyways!...they
stomp on Storm and Brett Bruiser runs in only to meet
THE TORNADO IMPACT!!!...Scorpion leads Storm up, who
gets the LETHAL INJECTION!!!...Whirlwind retreats to
the corner as Scorpion goes for the
pin...1...2...BROKEN UP BY A BLEEDING BEOWULF!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: I'm on the edge of my seat here!!
<br><br>
Chris: This match has to make Lashley proud.
<br><br>
((Scorpion stands up, both Bloodlust Slayerz are in the
ring, SLAYERZ SPEAR!!!...Whirlwind runs in, SLAYERZ
SPEAR!!!...Pallimon, the legal man, stacks both
Scorpion and Storm on top of each other, picking the
bodies from the numerous unconscious in the ring, and
pins the both of them!...1...2...3!!!...Bloodlust
Slayerz take the win!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Slayerz win!!!!! Slayerz will face Ixon and Smackdaddy next week on Slaughter!!!
<br><br>
Chris: And the cheers here are deafening.....this is strange.
<br><br>
((Drastic Measure, waking up whilst the Bloodlust
Slayerz are celebrating, get out of the ring as
quickly as possible...the fans are cheering the
Bloodlust Slayerz, something that has never been
heard...Pallimon and Beowulf walk up the aisle, then
look out to the fans who are cheering them...they pick
up the bloody kendo sticks from the stage and run back
to the ring!...THEY CANE DESERT STORM, THE SECOND
CANING FOR DESERT STORM IN ONE NIGHT!!!...HUGE
HEAT!...Desert Storm is left a bloody heap in the ring
as the Bloodlust Slayerz exit with the boos they
wanted...paramedics rush down to attend to Scorpion
and Whirlwind...))
<br><br>
Ed: I KNEW it couldn't last!!!! Those sons of bitches had already won!!! Damn them!!!
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a shot of the backstage area, where Tappa Kegga Beer and the East-West Connection are arguing with the offical backstage...))
<br><br>
Kidd: So what's the damn verdict here!!!
<br><br>
Bruno: I say we give the titles to Todd Bridges and Gary Coleman....they need all the help they can get.
<br><br>
(( All involve just look at Bruno and then continue on arguing...))
<br><br>
Offical: As Kidd and Bruno both made the pin.....those two are the TV Tag Team Champions!!!
<br><br>
Streetz: But he's MY partner!!!!
<br><br>
Dane: I need a beer.
<br><br>
(( The offical begins to walk away but turns around quickly...))
<br><br>
Offical: Zeebedobopzeebop!!!
<br><br>
(( The offical runs away as all four guys just watch the man run away...the camera cuts back to a shot of Eddie and a worse for wear Travis Best back at the announcer's table...))
<br><br>
Ed: Wea re back and rejoining me...the man who could pass for a racoon..Travis Best.
<br><br>
Travis: I knew you'd find this amusing.
<br><br>
Ed: You deserved it plain and simple.
<br><br>
Travis: I help that inbred ingrate 187 out and he repays me with that!?!? He'll be hearing from my lawyer!!
<br><br>
Ed: Settle down big boy and let's just try to finish calling this card in one piece.
<br><br>
Travis: Oh yes, just yuck it up buddy....just see.
<br><br>
Ed: (laughing) I will....but for now we got ourselves a great match here as Jugabusa challenges Chaotic J for the European title....this match has been a month in the making as these two men simply hate each other!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Hate doesn't even describe it....these two want to see the other gone from the HWC!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Very true Travis. Let's hit the ring for some great action!!!
<br><br>
(("We Don't Die" by Twiztid starts to play and out walks Jugabusa. He receives cheers from the crowd as he walks down and slides into the ring. "We Don't Die" fades out. "Joke Ya Mind" by the Insane Clown Posse plays next and Chaotic J jumps through the curtains with the European Championship around his waist and runs down and slides into the ring, as his music fades out. Chaotic and Juga lock up in the center of the ring and the ref calls for the bell.))
<br><br>
Ed: And we're under way!
<br><br>
((Juga backs Chaotic into the corner, and knees him in the gut. Another knee to the gut and Juga fires off several elbows into Chaotic's neck and shoulder area. Juga with three hard rights to Chaotic's skull, then whips him across the ring and into the other corner. Juga charges in and hits a reverse elbow! Juga stomps away at Chaotic's stomach, then starts to ram his shoulder into Chaotic's stomach. Juga then grabs Chaotic by the hair and pulls him out of the corner. Juga fires off more rights to Chaotic's head, then whips Chaotic to the ropes. Juga with a big clothesline to take Chaotic down. Juga drops an elbow and goes for the cover. 1... 2... kick out!))
<br><br>
Ed: Juga is controlling early, Best.
<br><br>
Travis: Jugabusa is just using his brawling skills to manhandle our Euro champ.
<br><br>
((Juga lifts Chaotic to his feet, and nails him with several more rights. Juga whips Chaotic  to the ropes again, and drives his knee into Chaotic's stomach flipping him over and to the mat. Juga with a reverse chinlock on Chaotic. Chaotic elbows Juga in the gut to get free. Chaotic runs to the ropes, and Jugabusa kicks him in the gut. DDT from Juga! 1... 2.. kick out! Juga mounts Chaotic and pounds on his head with big time rights. Juga lifts Chaotic to his feet and body slams him. Juga goes to the ropes and drops a knee across Chaotic's face! 1.... 2... kick out! Juga picks up Chaotic and whips him to the ropes. Chaotic ducks his clothesline, but Juga takes him down with 
a powerslam! 1... 2... kick out!))
<br><br>
Ed: Our champion just can't get any offense in, Best.
<br><br>
Travis: Juga is takin' him to school! 
<br><br>
((Juga brings Chaotic to his feet and fires off some more rights. Juga whips Chaotic into the corner and charges in. Chaotic moves, and starts to redden Juga's chest with some stiff knife-edged chops, drawing "Whoo's!" from the crowd. Juga turns things around, and starts to pound on Chaotic with some stiff rights. Juga whips Chaotic out of the corner. No, Chaotic reverses it, and Juga slams into the corner. He stumbles out and Chaotic takes him down with a spinning heel kick! Juga back up and is whipped to the ropes by Chaotic. Lariat by Chaotic staggers Jugabusa, but doesn't take him down. Chaotic kicks at Juga, who catches his leg. Enziguri by Chaotic! 1... 2... kick out!))
<br><br>
Ed: Finally our champion is starting to take control of this match.
<br><br>
Travis: Yeah, Juggy made one mistake and Chaotic J was all over it.
<br><br>
((Chaotic lifts Juga to his feet and connects with more knife-edged chops. Chaotic sets up for and nails the snap brainbuster! Chaotic picks up Juga and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Top Rope Brainbuster by Chaotic!! 1.... 2.... kick out! Chaotic with a Release German Suplex and then into the Powerbomb! 1.... 2.... kick out!! Chaotic whips Juga to the ropes and goes to the opposite ropes. Chaotic meets Juga in the center of the ring and takes him down with a big spear! 1... 2... kick out!! Juga up on the ropes, and Chaotic charges. Juga flips Chaotic up and over the top rope!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: Looks like we are headed to the outside!
<br><br>
Travis Best: BLOOD!! BLOOD!!
<br><br>
((Juga rolls out of the ring and staggers a bit. Chaotic is up and has his right blocked. Juga fires off one of his own. Chaotic has another one blocked, and Juga fires off another one of his own. Juga has Chaotic  reeling now with rights. Juga has his whip reversed and he goes slamming into the ring steps! Chaotic shakes his head, then grabs Juga by the head and brings him to his feet. Chaotic rams Juga's head into the announce table, then takes him down with a DDT. Chaotic grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. Chaotic climbs in as well and runs to the ropes. Chaotic nails Juga with a suicide dive on the outside! Chaotic rolls Juga back into the ring, and hits a slingshot leg drop!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: What a move by Chaotic J!
<br><br>
((Chaotic J asks the ref to check the time and the ref obliges by walking to the time keepers table and asking the time meanwhile Chaotic picks up the steel chair. Chaotic nails Jugabusa as he gets to his feet with the steel chair. Chaotic climbs to the top rope. Chaotic goes for a moonsault with the chair, but Juga moves, and Chaotic lands on the chair!!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: OUCH!
<br><br>
Travis Best: Now if Juggy was smart he'd take advantage of this.
<br><br>
((Just as he says this Chaotic J staggers to his feet and is met with the Juggalo Drop on the steel chair by Jugabusa, the crowd cheers loudly as he goes for the pin and counts with the ref, 1....2....3!!! The crowd roars.))
<br><br>
Ed: JUGABUSA WINS! Jugabusa has become a two time European Champion!!
<br><br>
Travis: This is a travesty of justice!!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Oh god now here comes Steampunkk!!!!
<br><br>
(( Steampunkk enters the ring and begins attacking Jugabusa.....Steam and J attack Jugabusa untill Sweet Dreams plays and Johnny Rave comes out with a baseball bat!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: It's Rave!!!! Rave is out here!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Ok like this is fair!!!??
<br><br>
(( Rave hits the ring and begins beating on the arm of Steampunkk....J hits Rave from behind, but Jugabusa pulls him down and starts wailing on him!!! Steam gets his composure up and pulls J out of the ring and towards the back as Rave hands Jugabusa the Eurpean title.))
<br><br>
Ed: A show of sportsmanship by Rave there by giving the Euro title back to Jugabusa!!
<br><br>
Travis: And now they'll hold hands and skip and have little picnics together...god they make me sick!!!
<br><br>
(( The camera cuts once again to the skybox and again see Lashley, Smith and Supreme talking .....))
<br><br>
Lashley: Another winner in the HWC!!!
<br><br>
Smith: Now that was a decent match.
<br><br>
Supreme: None of these men are even worthy of stepping in one of our rings!!! I mean out of us three, we've been around the longest.
<br><br>
Lashley: Now wait a minute....now your fed may have been around for a while, but you seem to forget that you guys closed like 27 time in 6 months!!! hell you're having worse trouble keeping that indy fed open than ECW!!
<br><br>
Ian: He's got a point there.(laughs)
<br><br>
Supreme: You think that's funny there brit boy?? (stands up) Let's see if you laugh at this!!!
<br><br>
(( Smith and Supreme start fighting it out....as they are thrashing the room...Lashley sneaks away and runs out to his limo....he gets in and the limo speeds off....the camera cuts back to another shot of Travis and eddie at the announcer's table...))
<br><br>
Ed: Well it looks like those three men can't get along very well.
<br><br>
Travis: The only smart one was lashley by getting the hell outta here!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Perhaps, but now we got ourselves a doozy of a match as Tiger defends her Hardcore title against Smackdaddy!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Oh I can't wait to see this one...blood!!!!!
<br><br>
Ed: Always a sadist...
<br><br>
(("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit kicks up and out walks the Hardcore Champion, Tiger, the crowd roars in approval as she steps through the curtains and raises the belt high above her head. She slides into the ring and throws the belt to the time-keeper, as "Break Stuff" fades out it is quickly replaced by "Dig" by Mudvayne. SmackDaddy rushes through the curtains, the fans boo loudly. Smack runs towards the ring and slides in. He charges at Tiger, ducks her clothesline, but spears the hell out of Tiger!!! She slides to the outside, as Smack just goes nuts in the ring.))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: Man, Smack is fired up here, and already nearly killed Tiger with a spear.
<br><br>
Travis Best: You'd be fired up to if wanted a title that bad.
<br><br>
((Tiger rolls back into the ring, where Smack whips her to the ropes. Smack with a clothesline and takes Tiger down. He covers. 1... 2... kick out. Smack lifts up Tiger and whips her into the corner. Smack charges in, but Tiger moves. Tiger starts to unload on Smack in the corner with quick lefts and rights to the midsection. Smack starts to fire back with some rights of his own and has Tiger reeling. Smack climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, but Tiger stops him from doing anything. Angel climbs up to the middle rope as well and hits Smack with a T-Bone suplex from the middle rope! Tiger climbs back onto the middle rope and hits a big splash! 1.... 2... kick out!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: The Champ is starting to come back, Best.
<br><br>
Travis Best: Yep, I guess Tiger's used to being beaten up.
<br><br>
((Tiger picks up Smack and whips him to the ropes. Spinebuster from Tiger! 1... 2... kick out! Tiger lifts up Smack and hits a brainbuster!! 1.... 2... kick out! Tiger brings Smack  to his feet again and goes for a belly to belly suplex! Smack blocks the suplex and hits a belly to belly release suplex!! Tiger rolls out of the ring and to the floor. Smack shakes the cobwebs from his head and climbs onto the apron. Flying clothesline by Smack! Smack picks up Tiger and slams her into the guardrail. Smack scoops up Tiger and drops her across the guardrail! Tiger is sent into the ring steps and they go flying! Smack pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up beside the ring apron. Smack grabs Tiger but wait! The Ringmasters appears from the crowd and attack SmackDaddy!!!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: WHAT THE HELL!? It's The Ringmasters!!!
<br><br>
Travis Best: This isn't fair! Only Smack can have people help him!
<br><br>
((Steampunkk and Chaotic J punch away at Smack. Steampunkk then picks up Smack and sets up for a powerbomb. Chaotic J climbs up to the top rope, and Steam lifts up Smack! J comes off the top with a leg drop as Scorp slams Smack down onto the concrete!!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: The Ringmasters has interjected themselves, Best!
<br><br>
Travis Best: Cheating bastards!
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: It's a Hardcore Rules Match!
<br><br>
Travis Best: So, they're still cheating.
<br><br>
((Tiger regains her composure as the Ringmasters leaves the way they came, meanwhile Tiger sets Smack onto the ring apron. Tiger slams Smack's head into the turnbuckle, then grabs Smack about the waist. Tiger goes for a german suplex, but Smack hangs onto the ropes and elbows Tiger in the face! Smack jumps into the ring and grabs Tiger. Smack suplexes Tiger back into the ring, and both wrestlers are down. Both are slow to their feet and come together in the center of the ring and start to trade blows. Smack swings wildly with a big right, and Tiger ducks. Tiger sets Smack up for a back suplex, but Smack holds onto Tiger and runs towards the corner. Smack runs up the turnbuckles, swings around and hits huge DDT on Tiger!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT!?
<br><br>
Travis Best: It's OVER!
<br><br>
((Smack rolls Tiger over and makes the lateral press. 1....... 2...... THR-NO! KICKOUT! Smack rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Smack is back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. Tiger rolls onto her knees, when Smack leaps...Tiger leaps and spears the chair right into Smack's body! Body competitors are down again, Tiger is the first to her feet, she grabs the chair and as Smack gets to his knees, WHACK! Smack is down again and Tiger slams the chair down on his back, WHACK! She goes for the pin, 1......2......KICKOUT! Tiger is annoyed at the fact that she thought it was a three count. She then removes her jacket to reveal her crowbar strapped to the back of her T-shirt, she rips the crowbar free as the crowd roars it's approval!!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: Smack wasn't expecting her to have her crowbar with her.
<br><br>
Travis Best: ILLEGAL OBJECT!
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: Will you shut up!
<br><br>
((Smack is SLOWLY getting to his feet as tees up, WHAM! A shot to the kidneys, she winds up again, WHAM! Another shot to the kidneys, blood is starting to form out of his mouth, possibly due to internal bleeding. One more shot, SMACK! SmackDaddy stumbles to the ground. She raises the crowbar and the crowd cheers. She then picks up Smack and signals for the Jungle Death Drop, THERE IT IS!!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: It's over folks, stick a fork in him he's done! 
<br><br>
((But Tiger doesn't go for the pin instead she picks up Smack and takes him over to where the table is set up, still inside the ring she points to the table and the building goes nuts!! She then grabs Smack and hooks him for a powerbomb, the crowd roars, she tries to pick him up but he somehow manages to block it, she tries again, blocked, she tries one more time but this time Smack counters with a BIG back body drop, Tiger goes flying over the ropes and lands somewhat sickly through the table with her shoulder and neck taking the brunt of the blow. The crowd gasps!))
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: OH MY GOD!! TIGER HAS TO BE DEAD!
<br><br>
Travis Best: HOLY SHIT!
<br><br>
Eddie Daniels: We need some help out here, someone get your ass out here!
<br><br>
((Smack rolls to the outside as EMT's are coming out they try to check on Tiger but Smack grabs the chair from inside the ring and uses it on the EMT's, he then goes for the pin on Tiger, 1...2...3! SmackDaddy wins. The bell rings and Smack grabs a microphone and walks over to Tiger, the belt over his shoulder, the chair in his left and the microphone in his right with blood dripping out his mouth.))
<br><br>
SmackDaddy: Tiger, you claim to be Hardcore, well as I just proved you aren't in my league, I'll see you in hell bitch.
<br><br>
((With that Smack raises the chair and slams it down on the fallen Tiger, the crowd is booing immensely as Smack limps to the back, smiling at what he's just done.))
<br><br>
Ed: What a piece of garbage!!!! Smackdaddy has got to be the biggest piece of shit walking the earth!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Wow...temper temper there buddy boy.
<br><br>
(( Camera cuts to a backstage shot of Smackdaddy celebrating.....Gravedigger hands Smack the belt and high fives him.....Ixon shakes Smack's hand and walks away to the ring.....we see the back of a man shakes Smackdaddy's hand an congratulating him....he turns around and it's Bulldozer!!!! Smackdaddy hand's Dozer a beer and they all toast.....the camera cuts back to Travis and a very angry Eddie...))
<br><br>
Ed: That piece of trash....
<br><br>
Travis: hey now relax Eddie boy.
<br><br>
Ed: Dozer is nothing but a has been!!!! He couldn't beat Tiger on her worst day!!!
<br><br>
Travis: I've never seen you this angry before...I kinda like it.
<br><br>
Ed: Shut up before your other eye gets blackened!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Damn man..ok ok I'll chill out.
<br><br>
Ed: (deep breath) Let's just forget about this....uglyness and get to the ring for our main event.....I2K will be facing Jaguar in a barebed wire match for the HWC World Heavyweight title!!!
<br><br>
Travis: What's even better is that Ixon is the guest referee!!!!!
<br><br>
Ed: This should be a doozy so let's get to the ring!!!
<br><br>
((The ring attendants rush into the ring and quickly
remove the standard ropes from the turnbuckles...the
attendants put on gloves, and the audience cheers
loudly as spool after spool of barbed wire is spun
around the ring, engulfing it in the steel hooks and
metallic thorns...the ring attendants leave, the ring
transformed into a machine of torture...))
<br><br>
Ed: And look at that ring!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Now THAT'S a flesh ripping instrument of destruction there!!
<br><br>
(("Wait And Bleed" by Slipknot hits the speakers as Ixon
makes his way to the stage to meet the staggering
amount of heel heat he has amassed...Ixon rips off his
black t-shirt to reveal a referee shirt with the
sleeves torn off...he runs up the aisle...and slides
into the ring, narrowly avoiding the wire...he stands
in the middle of the ring and holds his arms out to
the fans, smiling the entire way...the fans boo him
unmercifully and throw garbage at him...Ixon loves
it...))
<br><br>
Ed: The fans here hate Ixon with a passion!!!
<br><br>
Travis: And he hates them equally...I mean who wants these hillbillys to like you??
<br><br>
((Limp Bizkit's "Take A Look Around" hits over the PA
system as the boos turn into an unbelievably LOUD
ovation for The Millenium Man I2K!...he walks out from
behind the curtain, and walks slowly down the aisle,
slapping the fan's hands along the way...I2K stares
not at the barbed wire, but at Ixon in the middle of
the ring...unflinching, I2K gets into the ring,
rolling in very carefully, and stares at Ixon...the
men stare at each other, hate welling inside them, and
neither break the stare...))
<br><br>
Ed: Look at the way I2K and Ixon are looking at each other!!!
<br><br>
Travis: there may be a rematch between these two right now!!!!
<br><br>
((The men in the ring break their hateful stare when
"Debonair" by Dope comes over the speakers, signifying
the entrance of the Hardcore Wrestling Corporation
World Champion...Jaguar!...he steps through the
curtain, as always accompanied by Dark Chocolate, as
the fans give an insane pop to the champ...both his
and I2K's pops were nearly equal...Jaguar whispers
into Dark Chocolate's ear, and Dark Chocolate nods in
understanding and walks backstage...apparently, Jaguar
wants to go it alone!...Jaguar waltzes down the aisle
totally focused, and rolls into the ring, being
careful not to touch the wire...now I2K and Jaguar
stare at each other, as Jaguar hands his World Title
to Ixon, who in turn hands it off to the ring
announcer...Ixon signals for the bell, and the match
is on...))
<br><br>
Ed: And here we go!!!
<br><br>
((Jaguar and I2K circle around each other, and they lock
up...I2K is tossed back, and quickly gets to his feet
as the two gladiators begin to circle again...they
lock up, this time Jaguar is thrown down...Jaguar gets
up quickly, tieup, small package by Jaguar, roll
through by I2K, rollup by Jaguar, cradle by I2K, sit
down pin by Jaguar, kickout by I2K!...the men stand
and stare at each other with malice, as the fans pop
for the outstanding technical wrestling on display!...))
<br><br>
Ed: And look at the great exchange of wrestling holds by these two men!!
<br><br>
Travis: Screw that I wanna see blood!!!
<br><br>
((The two trade blows!...neither gives up an inch,
standing clothesline by I2K ducked, Jaguar with a
chop, WHOOOOO!, irish whip to the wire by Jaguar, I2K
slides under it!...I2K stands safely on the outside,
and motions to his head...he rolls back into the
ring...a kick to the midsection is caught by Jaguar,
enziguri by I2K!...both men stand at the same time,
I2K goes for a superkick which is ducked, Jaguar ties
up from behind and is met with an elbow from I2K who
turns around and punches Jaguar in the face, IRISH
WHIP TO THE WIRE BY I2K!!!...big pop!...Jaguar peels
himself from the wire quickly, crimson quickly washing
over his back!...))
<br><br>
Ed: Jag's been cut open!!
<br><br>
Travis: Oh gee, so that's what happens when you go into barbed wire...DUH!!
<br><br>
((I2K comes over to pick Jaguar up, another irish whip
by I2K, Jaguar stops himself short of the barbed
wire...I2K runs at him, DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE BARBED
WIRE BY JAGUAR!!!...big pop!...I2K just caught his
face and chest in the wire!...he is bleeding profusely
now from both areas!...Jaguar walks over to the newly
bloodied I2K and rubs his face in the barbed
wire!...I2K goes nuts from the pain and flails away
from it...Jaguar falls for a cover, 1..........kickout
by I2K after the insanely long count by Ixon!))
<br><br>
Ed: Ixon is just playing with these two men!!!
<br><br>
Travis: he..uhh...had something in his eye..yeah thats it.
<br><br>
((Jaguar stands up, blood pouring down his back, and
starts to yell at Ixon...Ixon just smiles at him, and
I2K stumbles up to punch Jaguar in the back of the
head...I2K grabs Jaguar by his cranium and THROWS HIM
FACE FIRST INTO THE WIRE!!!...Jaguar bounces into it
backwards, and the barbed wire throws him back like a
stone in a slingshot!...I2K goes for a cover,
1..........kickout by Jaguar!))
<br><br>
Ed: It's WAY too soon for a pin attempt now!!
<br><br>
((I2K sets on his knees frustrated and stares up
hatefully at Ixon...I2K stands up and irish whips
Jaguar into the barbed wire, but it is reversed and
I2K GOES INTO THE WIRE INSTEAD!!!...Jaguar comes
running at I2K AND CLOTHESLINES HIM THROUGH THE
WIRE!!!...I2K, Jaguar, and all the wire on that side
of the ring fall through to the concrete
below!...deafening pop!...Ixon looks at all this and
laughs...he sits down in the middle of the ring and
awaits the return of the two competitiors...I2K and
Jaguar are completely out, both bleeding huge amounts
on the ground...))
<br><br>
Ed: These two men are bleeding badly...
<br><br>
Travis: Watch the crimson flow!!!
<br><br>
((Jaguar slowly stumbles up to his feet, as does
I2K...after about 20 seconds, Jaguar is on his feet
and I2K is on his knees...Jaguar picks up some of the
loose wire and wraps it around the neck of I2K!!!...he
leads him around like a dog on a leash with the
wire!!!...the crowd chants "Jaguar, Jaguar,
Jaguar!"...Jaguar leads I2K all the way up to the
entrance stage and LIFTS HIM OFF HIS FEET with the
barbed wire noose around his neck!!!...))
<br><br>
Ed: My god look at the barbed wire ripping the skin off I2K's neck!!
<br><br>
Travis" Blood!!! yes!!!!
<br><br>
((I2K, after falling down...limps back up and musters
all of his strength to GRAB THE WIRE WITH HIS HANDS
AND WHIP JAGUAR OFF THE STAGE!!!...JAGUAR FALLS A GOOD
10 FEET THROUGH SOME TABLES WITH ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT
SURROUNDING THEM!!!...Jaguar is collapsed unconscious,
as is I2K on the stage!...the crowd chants "holy shit,
holy shit!"...))
<br><br>
Ed: OH GOD I THINK JAG'S DEAD!!!
<br><br>
Travis: If he's not I bet he's wishing he was!!!
<br><br>
((Somehow, after about two minutes of twitching and
bleeding, I2K wakes up and unwraps the barbed wire
noose from his neck...chunks of flesh visibly rip, but
none of his main cables are harmed...I2K staggers down
to where the unconscious Jaguar lay, and lifts him up
to lead him by his hair back to the ring, punching him
in the head a few times for good measure...I2K throws
him through the gap in the barbed wire, and tosses
some loose barbed wire in also...Ixon is still sitting
as I2K makes the cover....1..........2...KICKOUT BY
JAGUAR!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Jag with the kickout and I don't think you can take out the world champ that way!!
<br><br>
Travis: I agree. I hate the guy but he's tough as nails!!
<br><br>
((I2K stands up and grabs the loose barbed wire...HE
WRAPS IT AROUND HIS RIGHT ARM!...I2K ascends the top
rope as Jaguar lays prone, and he comes off the top
WITH AN ELBOW DROP WITH THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND
HIS ARM!!!...both men writhe in pain, and neither can
cover!...))
<br><br>
Ed: OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
<br><br>
Travis: This is insane!!!
<br><br>
((Ixon is loving this as he walks over to Jaguar and
puts his fingers on his back to get some blood...Ixon
swishes some of the blood on the left side of his
face...he walks over to I2K and does the same, only on
the right side of his face, like some sort of a
twisted painter!...the crowd boos him CRAZILY...he
begs off, walks over to Jaguar and drapes him over
I2K, 1...2... KICKOUT by I2K after the fast count!!!...big
pop!))
<br><br>
Ed: I2K kicks out and Ixon is a sick bastard!!!
<br><br>
Travis: Yeah isn't it great!!!
<br><br>
((Jaguar finally gets to his feet as does I2K...the ring
is completely stained in blood, as are both
men...irish whip by Jaguar to the corner...chop,
WHOOOOO!, chop, WHOOOOOO!...Jaguar gets some loose
barbed wire and puts it on HIS arm this time, CHOP
WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!!...Jaguar rips it from his arm,
bleeding large amounts...I2K looks to be totally out,
blood now dripping from his chest also...))
<br><br>
Ed: This has got to be one of the bloodiest affairs I have ever seen!!!
<br><br>
Travis: And look at Ixon he loves it!!!
<br><br>
((Jaguar gets the loose barbed wire and puts it in the
middle of the ring...he sets I2K up on the top, and
follows him up...Jaguar goes for The Death Bed off the
top, but it is resisted by I2K, who can barely
move!!!...I2K is still blocking it, and the crowd is
on their feet!...I2K leaps up to the shoulders of
Jaguar, DEATH DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE BARBED
WIRE!!!...MONSTEROUS POP!!!...I2K did that same move
to Ixon just a week earlier!...I2K drapes his bleeding
hand barely over the bleeding chest of Jaguar for the
pin, 1..........2..........3!!!!!!...I2K HAS WON THE
HWC WORLD TITLE!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: I2K has done it!!!!! He has reached the top of the mountain!!!
<br><br>
Travis: I can't beleive this!!!!
<br><br>
((Jaguar is completely out, I2K stands up
unbelievingly!...the ring announcer hands him the
World Title while announcing "The winner, and NEW
Hardcore Wrestling Corporation World
Champion...I2K!"...he stares at it, totally
enamoured!...Ixon walks over to him and raises his
hand in vistory!...I2K holds his other hand up with
the World Title as the fans go wild for the new
champion!!!...suddenly, Ixon tears him around and
clotheslines I2K!!!...he stands above him, laying in
punches, and then goes back and picks up the World
Title!...he poses with it, as the fans boo louder than
ever!...Jaguar stirs behind Ixon, and Ixon turns to
recieve THE DEATH BED!!!))
<br><br>
Ed: Deathbed on Ixon!!!!!!!!! Ixon is out!!!!
<br><br>
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through his crimson mask for his FORMER World
Title...he grabs it just as I2K finally gets back
up...I2K just stares at Jaguar, who looks straight
back at him and then glances down at the belt in his
hands...Jaguar looks back up angry, and then shoves
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get "the look" in his eyes staring at his gold
reflection...Jaguar limps through the gap in the wire,
and Dark Chocolate comes to help him up the ramp as
the fans give a DEAFENING standing ovation to the
incredible match they just saw...in the midst of the
ovation, I2K stands up on the turnbuckle and stares
out to the fans...he raises the World Title above his
head with his right hand, his body already staing the
belt with blood...I2K, barely able to walk, moves up
the ramp with his prize as "Take A Look Around" plays
for the new HWC Champion, The Millenium Man I2K! as the show ends...))<!--'"</title></head>-->

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