(( All matches were prerecorded))
(( The show opens up inside the Outer Limits, a hot nightclub in Nashville. Travis Best and Steve Saxon are standing onstage as people are cheering all around them.))
Travis: Welcome one and all to the Final Countdown PreShow!!! I'm the host with the most, Travis Best and with me is my very special guest, and my drinking buddy, Steve Saxon!!!(fans go wild)
Steve: Thanks Travis, it's great to be back in Music City and seeing all these great fans, even if some of them are missing teeth. (scattered laughter)
Travis: We've got some big matches for you, but our opening match never took place....we do have videotape of what happend, so let's go to the tape!!
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Superstar Vs Glory
This match never took place....a handheld camera caught Glory getting his bags out of the parking structure when Klaus Van Hammer came from no where and speared him into the side of the car....making a massive dent!!! Superstar was already in the ring when this footage was shown, and was excited about getting his first win when someone came out of the crowd and hit the ring. This big man attacked Superstar and massively manhandled him....the large man then hits a jumping DDT on Superstar...knocking him out. The man then grabs the mic...
Man: This is only the beginning!!!!! Everyone in the HWC beware, because I have made my debut, and everyone will become an X-ample!!!
((The man looks at the fallen Superstar))
Man: This beating was just given a rating of Triple XXX!!!
Security then hit the ring, but not before this mystery man jumped into the crowd and dissapeared.
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(( Camera cuts back to Travis and Steve still in the stage portion of the nightclub, filled with fans.))
Travis: We are back!!! And it looks like the perennial loser Superstar just got his ass handed to him!!
Steve: (takes a swig of beer) This Triple XXX character is gonna be an interesting one to watch, but let's see what he can do with REAL wrestlers!!
Travis: Exactly....I think he needs to..
((Twinkle,twinkle little star fills the club ,the crowd seem confused as to what is going on,suddenly blue smoke drifts in.Out of the mist there is a short,fat man wearing a black t-shirt with yellow writing that says "Stumpy Malone". He is also wearing black jeans and white trainers.He is carrying a digeridoo in one hand and a hotdog in the other. The man rolls over to where Travis and Steve are and takes the mic.))
Man:Hi everyone, incase you are wondering who i am i'll introduce my self, i am Stumpy Malone i am famous because i hold the world record for being ball shaped, most of my freinds just call me"the american Fatass."
(( He pauses to finish his hotdog))
Stumpy: Here I hold in my hand a digeridoo,hopefully you all know what it is,I hear you say of course I know its an ancient australian instrument.Well...you'd be wrong because this is my hardcore weapon.
Well i've had an intresting childhood I was born on Mars and grew up in a nice town called Griphockenyackenville,well that was it's nickname.
One day when iwas chasing my lollipop i fell down to earth, landed in the sea and caused several tsunami(tidal) waves. I then floated all the way to the USA (crowd cheers)where i became addicted to hotdogs.
So,here i am now appearing in HWC the greatest fed in the world.I take it my cheques' in the mail Mr. Lashley.
(( He let's out a long belch which sickens Travis))
Stumpy:My aim in HWC is to entertain and maybe kick some ass,not that I can actually reach any higher.Well,see you around i'm off now to cure my hotdog cravings.
(( Stumpy leaves to find more hotdogs as Travis and Saxon look stunned))
Travis: Why does this happen at my show...why!!??
((Saxon consoles a sobbing Travis as the camera cuts away))
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Mayhem v/s Raven
The match started as both men staired each other down in the ring. Raven would control most of the match. Mayhem got some offense in however. Mayhem was able to a couple suplexes. Raven was able to use the ring to his advantage. Keeping the match from getting out of hand. In the middle of the match both men ended up on the outside of the ring. The ref very quickly got both men back in the ring. The match went back and forth. Raven finally took control again and wore down Mayhem. Raven then hits the even flow DD'T out of nowhere. He covers Mayhem and gets the win.
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(( camera cuts back to the house show portion of the club.....you can see Saxon dancing with a number of lovely ladies....still with a beer in his hands.))
Travis: WE are back, well I am anyways as Steve seems to be getting his groove thang on. As for the match we just saw, I don't like either of em, so I didn't even pay attention to the match?? (looking off camera) who won anyways?? (listens to the answer) Oh....great. Anyways, we got this tape in from someone...I think we need to take a look...so roll the footage!!
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Lights go dim in a building somewhere in the city of Nashville. All of sudden you see a Blue light go on and a man is standing in the corner. He gets ready to talk.)
Crash Coyle: Listen up none of you wrestlers in the HWC may know me if you do then you must know me in one of the other federations I dominated in. Well let me tell all of you pathetic little wanna be champs.
( He pauses for a minute.)
Crash Coyle: Now I have been watching you all for a long time and I have seen nothing but whining and moaning about how you got cheated or anything. Well if i were you i would be crying to look at how some of you wrestle. And even some of your name oh no my name is Tiger i will rip you apart or how about Raven. Come on you losers think of some better names besides some animals. Now my name is just really to awesome to change. Well here your all probaly wondering a little about me. Well let me see if you don't know me you don't know i'm a fouor time heavyweight champion, two time tag-champion, and six-time hardcore champion. Let me see I have defeated many greats in my time such as the wrestler named Creature who is one hell of a guy. Well enough about me for well i need to talk about some opther stuff. Now I may not be wrestling tonight but make no mistake I will make a impact in this federation and raise it to a whole new level. Well thats all I have to say for now. so be prepared or be scared.
(The light goes out then comes on but he is no where to be seen.)
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((camera cuts back to the karoke portion of the club, where Travis is up on stage singing a very bad version of Feelings. Saxon is sitting at the bar with, of course, another beer.))
Steve: We are back, and it looks like Crash Coyle has come to make an impact in the HWC, and Travis seems to be making an inpact with our ears.
(( cuts to a shot of Travis singing waaaaaayyyyy offkey))
Travis: (singing) FEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGGGSSSSS!!! Nothing more than FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLIIIIINNNNNGGGSSSSS!!!!
((Camera cuts back to Steve holding his ears))
Steve: The pain....anyways we have a great main event here as Storm from Drastic Measures takes on Whirlwind from Desert Storm. (listens) Thank god he stopped...(misic cues up again) Oh god...
((camera cuts to Travis again, half drunk and with tears in his eyes...he sings again.))
Travis: More than a woman!!!!!!!!!! More than a woman to MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Whirlwind v/s Storm
The match started as Whirlwind hit the ring, Storm started the offense. Whirlwind came back with a few high flying moves in the ring. In the middle of the match Whirlwind attempts a choke hold but the ref forces Whirlwind to break it. Storm would come back keeping Whirlwind on the mat. Whirlwind got a another burst with his high flying. Brett "The Diamond" Bruiser would make his wayout and trip up Whirlwind at the ropes. Storm re took the advantage with a suplex. Storm would stay on top for a few minutes but Whirlwind with his aerial abilities comes back one more time. He would have Storm on the mat. As Whirlwind attempted a move from the top rope Brett "The Diamond" Bruiser knocked him off the top rope. Storm was able to get to his feet. Storm was able to hook The Lightning Strikes and get the three count. The Brett "The Diamond" Bruiser slides in the ring with a mic. Storm and Brett both stomp away on Whirlwind.
Brett: Our suppression has gone on long enough!!! Lashley, you see this!!?? (holds up Whirlwind's bloody face) This is all cause of YOU!! I went along with your program, I signed autographs, I kissed yours and Jaguar's ass, and it got me NOWHERE!!! So me and Storm have decided to do it ourselves, and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me!!!
((The crowd eurupts in boos as the two men leave...))
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(( camera cuts back to the main stage as Steve and Travis as sitting with their fans.))
Travis: It seems like Brett is tired of being the doorstop of the HWC (laughs)
Steve: He needs to watch what he says about my boss Lashley, if he values his life.
((From nowhere Brett shows up through the crowd and pushes Saxon's table over...Travis holds back Saxon.))
Brett: I say whatever the hell I want!!! I won't be an asslicker like you anymore Saxon!! Lashley can go to HELL!!
(( Several of the bouncers are holding back Saxon now.))
Brett: Oh and tell your "boss" that I have some plans of my own for Final Countdown....and send him this. (spits in Saxon's face and leaves)
((Travis is trying to speak over the curses that Saxon is spewing out.))
Travis: That's all the time we have for the PreShow....I hope to see you at Final Countdown!!!
(( Stumpy Malone comes up to Travis....Travis looks at him, and Stumpy offers him a half eaten hotdog. Travis puts his face in his hands and the show ends.))
