(( The show opens with a shot of the DOD....and then the picture "splits" into two pieces...with Judge and Justice on either side. A voice talks over the screen))
Voice: Once friends, now enemies. These two men will determine the fate of the tag team titles....and only one man walks with both belts!!
((dual shots of Tru Soulja and Jaguar both with belts on))
Voice: Two champions go for the richest prize in the land...the HWC world heavyweight title...and only one man will be wearing the gold!!
(( shot shows the Hatebreeders attacking Smackdaddy))
Voice: A reluctant hero stands alone against a meanancing duo in a handicap match.
(( The scene shows a picture of the scaffold..the tv title is on top))
Voice: Two men will go up...only one will come down the easy way
(( scene shows and old scene of a bomb being dropped the title of the PPV comes up))
Voice: Who will survive.......DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!!
(( The scene opens up at the office of HWC president Danny Lashley. He is wearing a black armani suit and a neckbrace. The crowd in the arena goes nuts with cheers. Lashley speaks...))
Lashley: Welcome all to DEATH FROM ABOVE!! Tonight's show is going to be a great one!! But I asked for this time to make a VERY Important announcement. My dreams are finally being realized as the HWC has expanded!! Ladies and gentlemen, within the near future the HWC will be expanding all over the USA with great action!!! And I owe it all to you, the fans for supporting us!!! (huge cheers)
I've been a fan of the old NWA for quite some time, yes, I used to like the old school way...Bruno you will hear from my lawyer soon my friend. Anyways, I always loved the fact that the World champion would travel to all these territories to defend his title, and that's exactly what i strive to do here in the HWC!!
(( The crowd roars it's approval at Lashley's announcement))
Lashley: Anyways I've said enough, I'll turn it over to Eddie and Travis and get this PPV underway!!!
(( The HWCtron goes black as the pyro goes off for Death From Above!! Camera cuts to Eddie and Travis at the announcers booth))
Ed: Welcome folks to Death From Above!!!!! I'm Eddie Danniels and with me as always is the always controversal Travis Best.
Travis: And what a show we have lined up!! The ENTIRE Unholy Alliance will be wrestling tonight, and we have most of the main titles up for grabs!!
Ed: What about the announcment the President had to say??
Travis: Big news for sure but those other feds will be lacking one major thing.
Ed: And what's that?
Travis: Why ME of course!!! I can't go and announce in every HWC fed...my greatness only goes so far...
Ed: And it looks like your modesty never gets out of the starting point...
Travis: What was that??
Ed: Nothing....let's just go to Chris Murphy in the back talking to the Annihlation Nation!!
(( The camera cuts to the backstage area where Chris Murphy is with all three members of the Annihlation Nation.))
Chris: Thanks Eddie, and I'm here with ALL of the AN. Guys, what happend with trying to get Smackdaddy to wrestle with...
Adam Shindler: WE don't need Smackdaddy when I am around!! Besides we just made things easier for him tonight because we will take out not only Justice...but the Hatebreeders too!!
Scorpion: We are TIRED of being treated as jokes here!!! Tonight one way or another, we WILL show everyone we are a force to be reckoned with!!
(( The AN leave the backstage area to go to the ring))
Chris: Well they look pretty determined....back to you guys!!!
(( camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis at the announcers table))
Ed: Determined they are here they come now!!!
(( Welcome to the Jungle plays as the Annihlation Nation comes to the ring))
Travis: Oh great the third world country has made it's way to the ring.
Ed: Shut up Travis. And here comes Justice with the Hatebreeders now!!!
(( Fade to Black plays as Justice and the Hatebreeders come out to massive boos))
Ed: And listen to the boos the UA are getting....
Travis: Well perhaps Ozzy and Harriet there flipping off the crowd might have something to do with it.
Ed: Ozzy shouldn't have flipped that last bird cause he got met with a Scorpion right fist in the mouth!! Scorpion is working Ozzy over and flattens him with a left hook!!!
Travis: Ozzy just ran back to Harriet and little ricky there, and tags Harriet in.
Ed: Scorpion immediately hiptosses Harri...I mean Static and has him in an armbar. Scorp tags in Reed and Reed starts working on that arm of Static's. Scorpion goes to the top rope and drops on Static's arm. Good thinking by the AN.
Travis: The third world country seems to have put a plan together...maybe Sally Struthers will come out and eat the hatebreeders.
Ed: What a horrible thought that would be. Ozzy is trying to get in and he's being stopped by the ref all all three members of the AN are in and beating the living hell out of Static. The ref finally sees this and makes Scorpion and Shindler leave the ring. Reed runs into the ropes and slams Static's head into the mat. Reed has Static up and hits a nice bodyslam.
Travis: They are determined to take this guy out. Reed is on the top rope...he goes for a big splash and Static puts his knees up!!!
Travis: That'll put your body parts in different places.
Ed: Static finally gets the tag to Ozzy and Ozzy's clearing house...punches for Reed..punches for Scorpion...punches for Shindler...this guys a regular punching machine!!!
Travis: LOOK!! Smackdaddy's coming down the aisle...and it looks like he has a baseball bat!!!
Ed: Reed somehow takes the advantage and tries to send Ozzy into the ropes...Smack swings..but Ozzy reverses and Smack just hit Reed with the baseball bat!!!! Reed is out and Ozzy makes the cover...1...2...3!!!! The team of the Hatebreeders and Justice win...
Travis: Don't it seem odd that Justice made no attempt to tag in...
Ed: now that you mention it yes...it does seem odd. We have to take a quick break here but we will be right back!!
(( The camera cuts to a commercial about the HWC....))
Voice: Does your fed have what it takes to become part of the fastest growing organization in the country??? If so then contact Mr. Lashley about becoming an HWC affiliate!!! The HWC is the fastest growing fed in the country, so take the initiative and make your fed an HWC fed today!!!!
((camera cuts back to a shot of Eddie and Travis.))
Ed:We are back folks!!! Well it looks like the barbed wire is all set and we are going to have a handicap barbed wire match!!
Travis: I can't beleive that old fossil Gotch SR. is going to be wrestling!!! Klaus is gonna break that old man in two!!!
Ed: Well you got to admire the old man's spunk.
Travis: The only Thing I'm wondering is if medicare gonna cover this???
Ed: I swear you are so rude....speaking of which here comes the father and son team now!!!
(( The camera cuts to a shot of Bruno Von Gotch Jr and Sr heading to the ring...the crowd cheers them...but laughs at the old man))
Ed: Von Gotch Sr seems to be having a problem...
Travis: Yeah seems like he already had a battle with booze and lost big time!! (laughs)
Ed: Are you implying that he's under the influence??
Travis: No, I'm saying the bastard's drunk as a skunk!! Hell he done cut his arm trying to get in the ring!!
Ed: And here comes their opponent...the monster of the Unholy Alliance Klaus Van Hammer?
(( Senchut plays as Klaus and Cypress Lavey walk down to the ring amist tons of boos))
Travis: Ahhh the fans love him here in Philly...
Ed: (looks at his monitor) Boy you and I must be looking at different wrestling matches...ummm they don't chant ECW in the HWC travis.
Travis: Opps sorry...(flips channel) by god!!! They absolutly hate Kalus here!!
Ed: (shakes head) And you didn't hear all the booing???
Travis: Just thought they were booing your commentary.
Ed: You son of a...anyways, Klaus is getting into the ring, and Bruno Von Gotch Jr is leaving!!!!!
Travis: Is he EVER gonna wrestle a match??
Ed: He left his father in there!!!! Bruno's father is looking at him wondering what he is doing...and a SPEAR!!!! Klaus just speared the old man!!!!
Travis: After seeing that i know why he left. I hope they have extra depends around for the old man cause I think he just crapped himself!!
Ed: Klaus has the old man up...and a powerslam!!! He's dragging the old man to the barbed wire and rubbing his face in it!!! God this is brutal!!!!
Travis: I never knew that old people had that much blood in them...
Ed: Gross!!! The ref is stopping the match!!! This is just too brutal and it looks like Klaus Van hammer is your winner!!!!
Travis: I'm getting word that there's something going on backstage...let's take a look!!
((The camera cuts to the backstage area...Bruno Von Gotch Jr is heading towards his car but he's stopped by the Commish O'Malley))
O'Malley: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH!!!
Gotch: I will NOT take part in this mockery!!! You people are barbarians!!!
O'Mallery: And what about your father???
Gotch: If he's dumb enough to take part in the match....I'm leaving so get out of my way NOW!!
(( Gotch gets in his car and begins pulling out. O'Maleey starts towards the dressing rooms when Gotch car hits him from behind and speeds off. Eddie and Travis' voice are heard over the scene))
Ed: OH MY GOD!!! Gotch just ran over the commish!!!!!
Travis: This is getting crazy....I know the President will have some words to say about this.
Ed: while the medics tend to the commish and to Gotch Sr. we want to show you footage of what happend earlier when the wrestlers were arriving.
(( The camera cuts to a video from earlier. Camera shows Steve Saxon going into the arena. After signing a few autographs, he heads off towards his dressing room. He opens the door to find it trashed with writing in blood on the wall. The writing said "You will be first!!" and had a dollar sign underneath it. Saxon throws his bag against the wall and storms out. camera cuts to Chris Murphy with Steve Saxon in the backstage area))
Chris: Steve you had your dressing room torn to shreads. All clues seem to point at one man...
Steve: I KNOW who did this!!! Kash, whatever respect I had for you in the UWC is GONE!! And tonight, I'm going to take your little psycho sidekick and show him what a TRUE wrestler is. You wanna play with fire Hellraizer??? Prepare to be burned!!!
(( Saxon leaves the area and the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis at the announcer's table))
Ed: Saxon is pretty pissed off and he's already making his way to ringside!!!
(( Bad to the Bone plays as Saxon makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers loudly.))
Travis: Saxon's return could be spoiled by Lt. Loco. This guy is just plain nuts!!!
Ed: Speaking of him....here comes Hellraizer!!!
(( Hell is Hot plays as Hellraizer runs into the ring, where he's met by a pissed off Saxon))
Ed: Raizer is in the ring and Saxon is wasting no time!!! These two came ready to fight!!!
Travis: Well they didn't come here for the atmosphere....Philly stinks!!
Ed: Shut up Travis. Hellraizer is in the ropes and spinebuster by Saxon!!! Saxon gets up and follows up with a legdrop. Saxon goes for a belly to back suplex but Raizer flips over and clothesline!!! Raizer throws Saxon into the turnbuckle and hits with a big splash!!
Travis: Looks like Lt. Loco is in control here. Saxon needs to get back in the game or face a loss to the pyromaniac.
Ed: Raizer has Saxon's arms tied up in the ropes and he hits a dropkick right in Steve's face!!! Saxon is busted open, and the ref finally gets Saxon freed. Saxon is having trouble getting up.
Travis: When all you can see is red....you won't be able to see anything!!
Ed: Hellraizer is taking advantage of this by pushing Saxon into the ref and Saxon just gave the ref the Angle drop!!! Saxon is wiping his eyes and just realized what he did!! Raizer is coming from behind, and Steve ducks. Saxon connects with a spinning heel kick and almost takes Hellraizer's head off!!
Travis: I've never see Saxon like this...not even in his UWC days. He's become a much more well tuned wrestler.
Ed: Saxon has Hellraizer set up.....he's going for the Angle Drop!!!
(( The lights go out))
Ed: Oh god not again!!!!
(( The lights come back on and Kash Flagg is standing behind Steve Saxon))
Ed: IT'S FLAGG!!! IT'S KASH FLAGG!!!!!
Travis: Flagg just hit the Kold Hard Kash on Saxon!!!! Captain Insano has return!!!
Ed: The referee just saw what Kash did and motions for the bell!!! Saxon wins by DQ, but he's getting pummelled by Kash and Hellraizer. Wait!!! Here comes Kidd Rock!!!! Flagg and Raizer jump out of the ring and the Kidd is back!!
Travis: It looks like the playa cleared the ring, but I think he made a BIG mistake in going after the insano bunch.
Ed: What a PPV so far!!! We'll be right back as the Scaffold is being finished for the TV title match!!
(( The camera cuts into the Unholy Alliance's dressing room where Lavey is going nuts and throws the tv at the cameraman. The camera is dropped and you see Lavey destroying the camera. The screen turns to snow and cuts back to Eddie and Travis at the announcers table))
Ed: You can tell that Lavey doesn't seem too thrilled about Kash's return.
Travis: I don't think a lot of people will be happy with his return. The man may be insane, but he's also one of the greatest around.
Ed: I agree Travis and...what's going on??? There's someone coming out of the audience, oh god and he's wearing an XPW shirt.
Travis: Someone needs to tell this california yahoo that we aren't ECW.
Ed: The man has the mic...
((camera cuts to the man inside the ring. The man is wearing an XPW shirt on. He begins to speak...))
XPW guy: Do you think this is extreme??? Do you truely think that we should pay hard earn money to see such "stars" like Kash Fagg??? I don't!!! This whole fed is a damn joke and tonight I ask anyone of your spineless cockroaches to get their ass out here now!!!
(( Bahwitdabah begins to play and Kidd Rock comes to the ring through the crowd.))
Ed: It's Kidd!!! Kidd Rock is answering the challenge!!!
Travis: And he seems ready with that chair in his hand. I can't beleive I'm saying this, but kick his ass Kidd!!
((Kidd Rock grabs the mic and begins to speak..))
Kidd: You know something boy, this isn't your little run down, seedy, piece of crap fed that nobody will watch....this is THE GREATEST fed that has ever come in existance...thanks to yours truely. You know, maybe you're used to taking on the likes of Ron Jeremy or someone named Hung Lo...but now you're messing with the Kidd...and now prepare to get your ass kicked!!!
((The XPW guy runs towards Kidd...Kidd ducks kicks the guy in the gut and bends the chair almost in half with a shot across his back. Kidd takes the man to a table out of the ring and lays him on it. He then jumps to the top ropes and hits a shooting star press on the guy.))
Ed: THE KIDD KRASH!!!! HE HIT THE KIDD KRASH ON THAT PIECE OF SCUM!!!
Travis: I don't think we'll see that guy again..and it looks like Kidd is coming over here.
(( Kidd Rock comes over to the announcers tables and sits with Eddie and Travis.))
Ed: Kidd!! Great to see you back...and what a move you did on that bum!!
Travis: Good to have you here Kidd, and I have to agree what a fantastic athletic display.
Kidd: Thanks guys, it's great to be back here in the HWC and it's time that everyone learns that Kidd Rock is not someone to laugh about.
Ed: Neither is this next match we have...this match is for the TV title and is on a scaffold!!!
Travis: And here comes the Bulldozer...you have to hand it this guy, being shot in the back only a few days ago and already coming back.
Kidd: I think he should of forfeited the match. I mean your health is way more important than a title.
((Korn's falling Away From Me plays as Bulldozer comes to the ring...the crowd boos him loudly))
Ed: Kidd may be right there. Dozer isn't looking too hot there with his back and side all bandaged up like that.
Travis: The man has guts....
Kidd: But no brains...this is going to be interesting.
(( Godsmack's Whatever plays and Brett Bruiser comes out to a huge pop from the crowd))
Ed: The TV champ is making his way down to the ring. Here is another man who should be taking time off.
Kidd: I agree. He's been thrown through cages...set on fire...
Travis: Pretty much the punching bag of the HWC.
Ed: Both men are starting the long climb to the top of the scaffold...some 30 feet in the air. Brett makes it up first and starts kicking on Dozer's head before he makes it to the top.
Kidd: He's not wasteing any time here. Brett wants to get this match over with as soon as possible.
Travis: Yeah because as history has it...the longer a match goes the more likely that Brett there will be going down the hard way.
Ed: A low shot by Dozer ends that attack as he finally makes his way to the top. A big boot to the face of Brett and the TV champ is lying on the scaffold. Dozer is trying to drag Brett off the scaffold but Brett places a few kicks to the face of Dozer.
Kidd: These two are showing why they are two of the best here in the HWC...not as good as I of course.
Travis: Nor quite as modest as you either.
Ed: Travis!!
Kidd: (laughs) Nah it's ok. Let the man write a check his ass can't cash.
Travis: You know, I'm thirsty. I'll be right back with some drinks there.
(( Travis quickly gets up and leaves the announcer table as Kidd and Eddie laugh))
Ed: I owe you one for that. (laughs) Back to action, Brett runs towards Dozer and back body drop onto the scaffold. Dozer picks him up and a bodyslam. Dozer is trying to kick Brett off but they are too close to one end of the scaffold and Brett gets a hold of the structure.
Kidd: Smart thinking by Brett there. Grab onto anything you can to survive.
Ed: so true. Bulldozer apparently can't see Brett as he's looking over to see if he's fallen....and a right fist to Dozer's face just insured him that Brett HASN'T fallen off.
Kidd: Curiousity killed the cat is what they say.
Ed: And Dozer is pulling up Brett by the hair!!! He's setting him up for a powerbomb on the scaffold and Brett reverses it into a facebuster!! Brett picks up Dozer and tosses him off!!!
Kidd: But Dozer grabs a hold of one of those bars holding the scaffold together and he just saved his big ass!!
Ed: LOOK!!! It's I2K and Hellraizer!!! They are going over to the scaffold and and shaking it!!! These men are barbarians!!
Kidd: No they won't...I'll take care of this.
(( Kidd rocks gets up out of the announcer's booth and heads over to I2K and Razier))
Ed: No Kidd!!! KIDD!!! Kash is behind you!!!
(( Kash Flagg appears through the crowd behind Kidd Rock. Kidd turns around and gets a fireball thrown in his face.))
Ed: OH MY GOD!!! Kidd!!!
(( Travis comes back to the announcers table with a beer...))
Travis: I got the.....what's going on?
Ed: Razier and I2K are shaking the scaffold...Brett's losing his footing...BRETT JUST FELL OFF!!!! Dozer's losing his grip....OH MY GOD!!!! BOTH DOZER AND BRUISER FELL OFF!!!!!
Travis: It seems that since Brett fell first that Dozer is our new TV champ....but he doesn't look much like a champ.
Ed: That evil bastard Kash is laughing about all this.....and here comes the Unholy Alliance!!!! Klaus and the Hatebreeders have run off Kash and company through the crowd.
Travis: But the damage has been done though as the UA are looking at Bulldozer while Saxon and Jaguar are taking a look at Kidd and Bruiser. In spite of all this carnage we do have a new TV champion.
Ed: But you have to wonder what shape he will be in when he defends the title next saturday!! It looks like the Hatebreeders are staying out there for their match against Smackdaddy, but i have to ask....where was Justice at???
Travis: Well when you have a VERY important match, then you can't be bothered with the little things.
Ed: Seeing your partner falling off a scaffold is a LITTLE thing??
Travis: Apparently to Justice it is.
Ed: Well I think that's wrong, but I'm being told that Smackdaddy is in the back with Chris Murphy. Take it away Chris.
Travis: Working with Chris....now THATS just wrong....
(( Camera cuts to the backstage area as Chris Murphy is with Smackdaddy.))
Chris: Smackdaddy, you have a HUGE matchup tonight against the Hatebreeders...what are your thoughts??
Smackdaddy: I think plain and simple is that I'm going to kick their asses!!! C**ksuckers...I have a big surprise for you, so don't think I haven't come prepared.
Chris: Would that surprise have anything to do with that man i saw earlier?? You know he looked just like your old partner...
Smackdaddy: If you value your teeth you'd shut up right now!!! Hatebreeders...prepare for the biggest bitch slapping of your life!!!
(( Smack pushes the cameraman out of the way and heads to the ring))
Chris: This should be exciting...back to you guys!!!
(( The camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis sitting at the announcer's table))
Ed: It looks like Smackdaddy is fully prepared for this contest..
((Party Up by DMX plays as Smackdaddy comes to the ring. He gets a pretty loud pop.))
Ed: Smackdaddy has seemed to make a very relucant transition to fan favorite here.
Travis: I think it's only because of the Unholy Alliance....I mean come on...who wants to cheer for a man who earlier was running the Smackbar? (laughs)
Ed: I swear Smack's gonna attack you one of these days and I'm going to laugh.
Travis: Yeah and probably wet your pants hoping he don't come after you.
Ed: Well Smackdaddy goes in the ring and is instantly met by both Hatebreeders...as this is a handicap match...all three men can be in the ring at the same time. The Hatebreeders throw Smack into the ropes and Smackdaddy clotheslines them both!!! He throws Static out of the ring and begins working over Ozzy.
Travis: The smack man is starting off very well here.
Ed: Smackdaddy has Ozzy in a suplex and turns it into a brainbuster!!! He's follwing it up with some lightning fast legdrops. Smackdaddy seems to have the edge....and Static hits Smack from behind with an spinning heel kick!! Smack is getting up and Ozzy hits a facebuster!!
Travis: Now that's the way Ozzy and Harriet should be...good for them.
Ed: The Hatebreeders have Smackdaddy up...and connect with a suplex. What are they doing?? Ozzy goes up to the ropes...Static has Smackdaddy set up....a combo powerbomb/legdrop!!!! How vicious!!
Travis: No matter how tough you are...you can't take on a quality tag team at the same time by yourself.
Ed: You may be right. Both Ozzy and Static go for the pin...1...2...and Smack kicks out!! Amazing!!
Travis: Wait...look at the entranceway....here comes Scorpion!! And he has a lead pipe with him!!!
Ed: I think he's coming to pay Smack back for what happend earlier. The ref is distracted by Ozzy as Scorpion throws the pipe in...and Smack catches it!!! Smackdaddy just whollopped Static with the pipe!!!! And Scorpion is furious with himself!! Smackdaddy makes the pin....1....2....3!!! Smackdaddy wins the match and here comes Klaus to help out the Hatebreeders!!!
Travis: I don't like the looks of this for poor Smackdaddy..
Ed: Smack turns around...and a spear by Klaus!!! Ozzy and Klaus are pounding on Smackdaddy and..wait...it's Tru!!!!! Tru soulja...and another man!!!!
Travis: It's the guy Smack was talking to in that one promo!!! The dude with the Afro!!
Ed: And he and Tru are taking out Klaus and Ozzy....That new guy just hit with a belly to back suplex on Klaus and the Unholy Alliance is getting out of Dodge!!
Travis: The new guy has the mic...
Man: Sucka's...you don't mess with my boy Smackdaddy!! You wanna mess with someone, you come mess with Daddy J!!!
Ed: Daddy J!!! If i remember right, that was Smackdaddy's first partner in the UWC!! So Smackdaddy and tru have recruited another member of the Smackdown Soulja's!!
Travis: Yeah, but let's see how the Shaft wannabe does inside the ring.
(( The camera cuts to the dressing room aisle where The Hatebreeders and Klaus Van Hammer are coming back from the ring...))
Klaus: Heir Lavey is NOT going to be happy at this failure!!!
Ozzy: Well, I can't help it if that Scorpion screwed up and cost us the match...trust me we will avenge this!!!!
(( The men open the door to their dressing room and find Lavey gone and their dressing room trashed...on the wall there is blood with the message...HIS blood will be spilled...and a dollar sign right below it. Klaus becomes enraged and begins to destroy what's left of the room. the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis.))
Ed: Welcome back everyone to beautiful Philadelphia. This has been an
exciting night so far. We have much more to come.
Travis: You're right, Ed. Here in the city of brotherly love...hehe, that's a contradiction to what we've seen so far.
Ed: These guys aren't acting like brothers. The feuds we've had so far have been anything but brotherly. This next match features two of our topsuperstars here in the HWC. The current World Heavyweight Champion and the Intercontinental Champion go face to face.
Travis: That's right. This match is for the World title. The IC champ,
Jaguar is trying to make a name for himself and move up the ladder and become the new Heavyweight champion. Let's see if he can do it.
Ed: First to the ring, the reigning Intercontinental Champion, Jaguar...
(Jaguar enters as, "Break Stuff" plays by Limp Bizkit. The crowd cheers.)
Travis: You hear this song, Ed? (Travis rolls his eyes and sighs) Everyday with you is "Just one of those days."
Ed: Huh? Uh, Ok. Our next contestant is the current HWC World Heavyweight
champion. It's Tru Soulja!
Travis: WOOOOHOOOOO! (Travis jumps up on the announcer's table and starts
waving a white rag around). YEEEAAAH, BOYEE! TROW UP YO SOULJA RAGZ!
(Tru Soulja makes his way to the ring with the World Title around his waste. The arena explodes with cheers.)
Ed: Tru is definitely a crowd favorite. He's a great champion. Let's see
if he can stand up to the challenge of our current IC champion.
(Both men enter the ring. The ref holds up the World title belt and shows it to the crowd. The crowd erupts in cheers.)
Ed: This match is for the World Heavyweight title! Here's the bell! Both
men start off swinging. Jag catches Tru with a forearm shot to the head.
Tru seems momentarily stunned as he backs off for a few seconds to clear the cobwebs.
Travis: Ooh! That was an unexpected blow. Tru didn't see that one coming. SHAKE IT OFF, BRUTHA MAN! Wooohooo! (Travis starts to swing around a white rag again.)
Ed: Calm down, Travis! Put that handkerchief away. You don't know what's
flying off of that thing.
Travis: AAAATCHUUU! (Travis sneezes into the handkerchief and wipes his
nose. He then tosses it over to Ed) Here, hold this...
Ed: Dammit, Travis! Get that nasty thing away from me!
Travis: Call the match, Ed.
Ed: That's disgusting! Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, as my colleague was
showing his immaturity, Jag has taken the upper hand in this match, so far. Jag has put Tru in a headlock. He's wrenching down on Tru's head. He takes Tru and whips him into the ropes...powerslam by Jag. Jag goes for a quick cover...1...Tru kicks out at one.
Travis: You're aren't going to beat the current champion that quick. He's a Tru Soulja.....
Ed: Jag picks up Tru. Jag with a knee to the midsection of Tru...swinging
neck breaker by Jag.
Travis: Jag is really showing he wants this world title.
Ed: You're right, Travis and if Tru keeps this kind of performance up, Jag just might get it. Jag whips Tru into the ropes again...goes for the lariat. Tru ducks...off the ropes again...Tru with a big cross body block on Jag. He falls on Jag for the cover...1...Jag kicks out at one. Tru picks up Jag...scoop slam by Tru. Tru now, off the ropes...leg drop by Tru.
Travis: There ya go. Now that's more like our champion...
Ed: I think Tru finally woke up. Tru takes Jag and whips him head first
into the turnbuckle...OUCH! Jag bounces off...backwards...Tru with a belly to back suplex and quickly follows with an elbow drop. Jag's down. Tru going to the top rope...he's up....the crowd is going wild...
Travis: This could be it...
Ed: Tru off the top rope with a big splash....OOOOH! Jag got his knees up. Tru is doubled over, in pain in the center of the ring. Jag picks Tru up...BIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON TRU! Jag runs...off the ropes...baseball slide into Tru's head! Jag goes for the cover....1.....2.....
Travis: 3! It's over! Jag got the three count!
Ed: NO! TRU GOT UP! THE REF NEVER GOT TO THREE! TRU GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
This match is still going on! Jag is livid! He thought he had the three
count.
Travis: So did I.
Ed: Jag starts to pound on Tru, out of frustration. Jag with a kick to the gut....OH! and a quick DDT by Jag. Jag goes for another
cover...1....2....Tru gets his leg on the bottom rope. Jag is shaking his head in disbelief.
Travis: This man simply won't go down!
Ed: Jag picks up Tru...whip to the ropes....OHHHH! Tru caught the
ropes...paused and ran over Jag like a freight train! Tru picks up
Jag...gorilla press slam by Tru! Tru drops down...he puts Jag in the
cloverleaf! This could be a submission win by Tru!
Travis: Damn! He's gonna snap Jag in half!
Ed: The ref drops and checks Jag. Jag isn't tapping out! The ref has to
stop this. Jag could be severely injured if Tru doesn't release the hold. Jag is trying to reach for the ropes...he inches little by little towards the ropes. The ref asks again if he wants to give up. Jag is shaking his head.
Travis: GIVE UP! GIVE UP! What a dumbass. The longer he fights it, the
more danger he faces of permanent disfigurement.
Ed: You're right, Travis. Jag inches closer to the ropes...and with one
final burst of strength, Jag gets his hands on the bottom rope. The ref
makes Tru break the hold. Tru pulls Jag away from the ropes and goes for the cover...1....2....and Jag miraculously kicks out.
Travis: Man, this is some fight. These guys are gonna beat the hell out of each other before it's over.
Ed: Tru picks up Jag...whip into the ropes...Jag with a surprise drop kick. Tru is down...Jag is going to the top rope...
Travis: It's over folks. We have a new champion.
Ed: Jag is making his way, slowly, to the top rope. It looks like Tru is
trying to get to his feet. Jag reaches the top rope...
Travis: He looks a little wobbly up there. That cloverleaf put a hurting on him.
Ed: This may be a dangerous move for Jag to try now after enduring that
cloverleaf for so long. Tru gets to his feet. Jag is standing, shaky on the top rope. Tru runs over to him...uh oh.
Travis: Tru has Jag in no-man's land
Ed: Jag tries to punch Tru to get him off. Tru gives Jag a quick jab to the gut. Jag kicks Tru and knocks him back from the ropes. Jag is now really wobbly. He looks like he's going to fall. He tries to jump for
Tru.....OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
Travis: SOULJA BOMB!!!! SOULJA BOMB!!!!!!
Ed: TRU SOULJA JUST CAUGHT JAG IN MIDAIR AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE SOULJA
BOMB!!!! Tru for the cover! 1......2.......3!!!! Tru retains the title!
Travis: Jag looked like he was going to fall and I think he decided to just go for it. He looked like he tried to salvage the move and jump towards Tru, hoping for some kind of miracle. Tru just had the presence of mind to catch him, mid-flight and put the Soulja Bomb on him! WOW! What a fight!
Ed: You're right, Travis! Both men fought extremely well! This was a great match. I have a feeling this isn't going the last time we see these two battle. WOW!
Travis: Look!!! Judge is making his way out to the ring now and it looks like he's not waiting anymore!!! He wants a piece of Justice!!
(( Fight Fire with Fire hits as Judge makes his way to a standing ovation...he has a mic in his hands))
Ed: It seems like Judge has something to say here!!
Judge: Malice!!!! Get down here now!!! You want this?? (holds up the tag belt) Then come on down....and prepare to be burned!!!
Travis: Seems like he woke up a sleepimg monster cause the lights are dimming.........
((Fade to Black lays as Justice makes his way to the ring. He is hit by all sorts of various debre.))
Ed: And Malice...I mean Justice gets in the ring....these two former partners are trading punches left and right!!! These men truely hate each other now!!
Travis: I think if these men ever saw the other's grandma's, I'd feel sorry for ole granny Justice and Judge.
Ed: Justice hits the ropes for a shoulder block...but Judge doesn't move!!! Justice tries again....same thing!!! Justice tries one more time...and Judge throws Justice out of the ring!!!
Travis: That had to be humiliating for Justice there...he was just made a mockery of.
Ed: Justice tries to get in, but he is met by some vicious Judge kicks. Judge picks up Justice and hits a vicious backbreaker!!! Justice is slowly getting back up. Judge comes over and an eye rake by the former World Champion, followed up by a flying clothesline.
Travis: Justice has comeback nicely, fighting fair and square as he always have.
Ed: (looks at Travis) Anyways, Justice sends Judge into the turnbuckle...Justice runs towards him and misses!! Judge hits with a german suplex for the pin!!!! 1..... and Justice breaks the hold!!
Travis: Close call there for Justice and he doesn't seem to happy that he was almost pinned.
Ed: It looks like that Travis as Justice sets up Judge and hits with a piledriver. Now look at this...Justice is taunting the man with a slap in the face and now he's posing for the crowd!!! What a mistake!!
Travis: I agree. This is NOT the time or place for showboating, especially in such an important match like this.
Ed: Exactly. Justice comes back over to pick up Judge...and a small package on Justice!!!! 1...2.... and Justice barely gets out of it.
Travis: Exactly what I meant...he almost lost the match because of it.
Ed: Justice is stomping away at Judge....I've never seen Justice this out of focus before!!!
Travis: Stop drinking before you come out here and everything wouldn't be so out of focus...(waves fingers in Eddie's face) How many fingers am I holding up??
Ed: (pushing Travis' fingers away) Will you stop that!! Let's just get back to the action here. It looks like Justice is going for another piledriver here...he has him up...no wait...he tries again...no....and Judge flips over Justice to the mat!!! Judge has that look in his eye and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Travis: YEAH!!! It's the eye of the tiger baby!!!!!
Ed: Oh god not that again.....Judge comes over to Justice and Justice connects with a huge blow to the stomach...Justice hits the ropes and right into Judge's hand!!!! Judge has him up.....and CHOKESLAM!!!! Judge just layed out Justice!!!!!!
Travis: Oh yeah brutha!!!! He connects with the big boot!!! Go Judgester!!!!
Ed: I truely worry about you sometimes....Judge picks up Justices again...and connects with a huge powerbomb!!! Judge is going for the pin...1....2...thr....no!!! Justice kicked out at 2 and a half!!! The man just won't quit!!!
Travis: You can't take anything away from Justice he is a world class competitor!!
Ed: You're right for once Travis..Justice seems to have regained a little bit of strength as he hits with a superkick...sending the big man Judge into the turnbuckle. Justice runs towards Judge..and AGAIN hits the turnbuckle!! Judge comes up from behind for a rollup!!!! 1...2..3!!!!!!!!!!JUDGE WINS!!!!!! JUDGE WINS THE TAG TITLES!!!!
Travis: What a match!!!! The Judgster showed everyone that he has what it takes to be THE top here in the HWC!!!
Ed: Wait!!!! Look at the HWCtron!!!
(( The camera cuts to the HWCtron....where Kash Flagg, Hellraizer and I2K sit with a tied up Cypress Lavey))
Kash: Justice.....you and the rest of your crew seem to revel in pain....well tonight I showed them what pain truely is. and this saturday...my old buddy Lavey will find out too. Have a pleasant day Old pal....
(( The camera shows Hellraizer and I2K both with lit blowtorches...and Lavey with a horrified look in his eyes. The screen goes black and all you hear is the manical laughter of Kash Flagg.))
Ed: OH MY GOD!!! You don't they they are going....
Travis: I..I truely don't know with those guys. Justice is wasting no time going to find out.
Ed: I guess we'll find out next saturday at Slaughter!!! We are out of time folks...for Travis Best...I'm Eddie Danniels..goodbye from Philly!!!!
